"Fart! Taylor will come to see you! If I come to see you, I'll slap you! You're such a poor idiot! You're a stinker!"
Looking at Xiao Yna's disdainful expression, Tang Qian became interested and said: "You, you, do you know what the 'present world report' is? You must not know, because you have dozed off in Chinese class, right?
?Today I will make it clear to you." "I will make it clear to you??? You guys are just daydreaming all day long!!! An international superstar like Taylor may not be able to meet the domestic A-list,
You said you can? Who do you think you are?" Tang Qian shook his head and said: "It doesn't matter, you will know if I can do it in ten minutes at most."
"No need!" Xiao Yina said: "If I believed you, wouldn't I be a pig? I've already called someone, just wait for me, no one can save you today!!!"
"I won't let you kneel down and beg for mercy! I'll write my little Y-na's name upside down!"
"Na Y Xiao?" Tang Qian was not affected at all and joked: "This is a good name! You can use this stage name to debut in the future!"
"Xiao Qian! How dare you tease my girlfriend? Do you still think I am your cousin?" At this time, the "cousin" wanted to jump out and "hero save the beauty", but Tang Qian was not "cooperative" at all.
He said: "I shouldn't do it. Besides, for someone like her, I would feel dirty giving it to me."
"Are you looking for a fight?" The cousin felt humiliated by being so harshly criticized. In order to maintain his family's "glorious image" among little Y-na, the cousin actually pushed Tang Qian.
Of course, it was just symbolic. But Tang Qian didn't know that he was symbolic. So, a "human tragedy" happened.
Tang Qian twisted his hand, and his cousin fell into pain, and then let out a howl like a killing pig.
"What are you doing! Let go of my son! Are you going to break his hand! Husband! Call the police! Call the police!!!" The aunt shouted loudly, even grabbing the glass ashtray on the table and pointing towards Tang Qian
His head was smashed. Fortunately, Tang Qian reacted quickly, otherwise this time would have been enough to smash him into "two hundred and five".
Seeing this, Tang Qian was also annoyed. Not only did he not let go, but he showed a fierce look and said: "Your son took the initiative to hit me, but you didn't allow me to fight back? Do you think your family is a noble family of Tianhuang!!! Let me tell you
, you’re lucky that you didn’t hit him hard just now!!! Otherwise I would have broken his arm!!!”
"Ahhhhhhhhhh~"
As Tang Qian exerted a little force, his cousin's screams became even more exaggerated.
"Call the police! Husband! Call the police! This second-rate guy is going to kill our Xiao Quan!!!"
"Okay, okay, call the police, call the police!!!"
Just when Tang's father and Tang's mother were about to take action, there was another rhythmic knock on the door, saying: "Is there anyone? Tang, are you there?" This sentence was in English, so Tang Qian immediately knew who was coming.
He let go of his embarrassed cousin and said, "You're lucky!" After saying that, Tang Qian strode over and opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, a tall, fair-skinned figure appeared in front of everyone.
With a height of 180cm and high heels of 7~8cm, her figure and temperament simply surpassed that of little Y-Na in countless ways.
"Tang, long time no see. It's not easy to find you. The doorbell is broken, so I have to knock on the door." When Taylor saw it was Tang Qian, wearing sunglasses, a smile instantly appeared on his face. "How can I?"
It's not that the doorbell is broken, it's that some people are too stingy and didn't even install the battery." Tang Qian also smiled and said: "Welcome, big star, Y city welcomes you."
Taylor walked in the door and said, "Huh? Don? Why is the atmosphere so weird?"
Tang Qian kept his story short and soon made Taylor understand. Then Taylor didn't wait for Tang Qian to speak, and walked straight towards Xiao Yna, and then...he slapped her face directly. With a "pop",
Shocked the whole place.
Little Y-na was confused, but she was not furious. Instead, she covered her face in confusion and murmured: "You, are you really Taylor? Taylor Swift?" "It's true.
." Taylor changed to Mandarin and said: "Tang, I am a man and it is not convenient to hit you. I am a woman and I have no such scruples." After the beating, Taylor turned around and said: "Tang, I helped you accept the bet. You
You won’t be angry, right?”
Tang Qian was actually a little confused at the moment, because he really didn't expect that the famous Taylor Swift would stage such a violent scene as soon as she got off the plane and entered the house. Although, it looked very enjoyable.
Just relieve your anger.
"How, how could it be? Huh? By the way, why are you so good at Chinese?" Tang Qian wondered, because he hadn't heard Taylor speak Mandarin for a long time since Taylor showed off his Chinese last time, so at first glance, he
I feel very surprised. Although she cannot compare with the authentic Chinese, except for the slightly inconsistent pronunciation, her proficiency is much better than last time.
What a rapid progress!
"It's been so long since e~on~ I worked hard, and of course I improved quickly~ Even during the production of the new album, I didn't fall behind. I hired a private teacher to teach me~ How was it, I was shocked
Right? Haha~" When Taylor faced Tang Qian, all her fierceness disappeared, and she felt like a little girl who came to ask for credit.
"I was really shocked. I can even use idioms. It's amazing." Tang Qian said with sincere admiration, because Chinese is different from English. It is a very complicated and difficult language to learn. Taylor learned it in just over a year.
It's admirable to be able to learn like this. After all, I can't even learn English at this speed.
Little did he know that Taylor had worked hard.
No matter how busy I am every day, I keep practicing. After more than 400 days, I have finally achieved some success. I may not be able to read and write well, but I can handle simple daily spoken English with ease.
"Uncle and aunt, hello. I'm Taylor. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you very much. When will you go to the United States again?" After Taylor said to Tang Qian, he greeted Tang's father and Tang's mother again, looking at the gentle and respectful person.
You can hardly imagine how strong she was. Just after she walked in the door, the first thing she did was slap little Y-na on the ear.
"Oh~ it's you, my foreign girl~ My Chinese is much better than before, you're almost catching up with me~"
"Auntie, I'm still far behind." Taylor covered her mouth and smiled softly. In her words and deeds, she has a compelling temperament and infinite charm. This is the power of a true international superstar, let alone a little Y-na.
Well, even if there are domestic A-list celebrities, few can compare with Taylor's aura.
For a moment, everyone else seemed to be "ignored". You looked at me, I looked at you, not knowing what to do.
We can't blame these people for not knowing Taylor. How many of the previous generation knew foreign stars? Even domestic stars, they may not know many! Therefore, Taylor's identity, except for Tang Qian's family, is currently the only one who has been slapped.
Little Yna and her cousin sitting on the ground found out.
When my cousin looked at Taylor, who had a figure comparable to that of a supermodel, infinite jealousy flashed in his eyes, because in comparison, little Y-na was so different, whether it was body, appearance, or temperament, they were not of the same dimension at all.
superior.
"She, is she really Taylor? That American superstar, Taylor Swift?" The cousin asked little Y-na with the last trace of fantasy. "Yes, it should be." Little Y-na has not replied yet.
God, opening and closing his mouth, murmured: "But why did Taylor come to Y City? Why did he come here? Is he really here to find this poor silk picker?"
"How is it? He came to see me, right? Do you believe it now?" Tang Qian said, and Taylor cooperated very well, deliberately walking to the former and saying: "He is right, I came to see him.
A blind woman like you really deserves not to be famous, but deserves to be so unlucky!"
I'm going~ I'm all blind and ignorant~ These words are so easy to use~
"Okay! Who are you? What does your family want to do? This is our family's promotion banquet for Xiaoquan, and it's not for you to mess around with!" The first voice was to Taylor, and the second voice was to Tang.
My father and mother said that my aunt didn’t know Taylor Swift, so she made a joke as soon as she said it.
"Tang, is this a relative of yours?" Taylor asked in surprise. Tang Qian nodded helplessly and said, "Yes, she is my mother's brother's wife, but our whole family doesn't like her." "I don't like her."
?" Taylor seemed to have grasped the key point. She grabbed a stack of RMB that had just been exchanged, then slapped it on the table and said, "Do you like money so much? Is 20,000 yuan enough?"
This time, all the relatives in the room were shocked, because the price was only 20,000 yuan. Ordinary people really don't have this ability. Isn't this foreign girl a potential rich man from outside? No wonder her family is so confident now
Everything is different! Xiao Qian has a lot of skills!
"You, you, you." My aunt said "you" for a long time, and finally said in one sentence: "You really give it to us?"
"Of course, take it, as long as you don't make any more noise!" Taylor spoke very domineeringly, without any of the intimacy he had just treated Tang's father and Tang's mother. No nonsense, I really have to put on airs when I'm a celebrity there.
Do you think it can be compared to "Little Y Na" and others? Even if X Bingbing comes, it won't work!
"Tang, let's go home with uncle and aunt?" Taylor suggested, because she had a lot to say to Tang Qian, but it was not convenient here. "Uh, this won't work, Taylor, I still have a car to come.
Just wait, my uncle and aunt won't mind." After Tang Qian finished speaking, he pulled out two chairs, then stretched out his hand and said: "Sit and wait, I'm tired after flying for such a long time, don't mention it.
I even abused you in my hometown~"
"Did you buy a car? Didn't you get your driver's license yet?" Taylor sat down and asked suspiciously.
"I didn't buy it for myself, I bought it for my parents. I wanted to stamp out some people's arrogant air of superiority."
"Oh~ What kind of car model is it? Tell me."
"It's a Range Rover 5.0V8AB Honor Edition, which costs about 2.6 million."
"$2.6 million?"
"Of course not, it's 2.6 million yuan."
"Isn't that just less than 400,000 US dollars? Tang, you are also a famous football star. Why are you so stingy to your parents?"
"Stingy? Grandma, that's 2.6 million yuan. Now the whole Y City is full of top-notch luxury cars, okay?"
"It's just stingy! No need to explain!"
"You think I am like you, casually earning 50 to 60 million U.S. dollars a year? My salary last year was only 4 million U.S. dollars. After tax deductions, there is really not much left!"
"Don't think I don't know, you signed a big sneaker contract! Besides, if you don't have any money, I can lend it to you. I'm not in a hurry for you to pay it back~"
"That's not the case. Alas, you..."
Listening to the two people chatting in English as if no one else was watching, the uncle took his cousin and asked privately: "Xiao Quan, who is this person? Doesn't he seem to be very impressive?" The cousin looked at him with envy and hatred.
Said: "Her name is Taylor Swift. She is the queen of country music in the United States. She earns at least several hundred million yuan a year."
"A few hundred million a year???" As soon as these words came out, the uncle was completely shocked. He stared blankly at the long-legged man chatting with Tang Qian, and couldn't calm down for a long time. He himself was in business.
, I know the difference between how much I earn and how much I earn. Don’t look at those big bosses who spend billions or billions a year. In fact, they are constantly turning over, and there is not much liquidity that can be used at will.
But according to my son, this foreign girl can earn hundreds of millions of yuan a year without having to reinvest or reinvest. This is very scary.
In terms of purchasing power alone, she is certainly no worse than those so-called big bosses worth tens of billions.
Because they are all working capital, they are all real deposits, and they can be used at will. This is the best part.
When he told his wife these words, the latter was also confused and stared at the corner of the living room in disbelief.
Can a person who can earn hundreds of millions of RMB a year be an ordinary person? Will such a person have small resources and energy?
As a result, the whole audience was in embarrassment. No one said anything more. Only the voices of Tang Qian and Taylor were rising and falling.
Not long after, Tang Qian's cell phone rang. When he looked at the number, he smiled and said, "Let's go and see my parents' new car together. If I'm in a good mood, I might be able to lend it to you for a few laps."
Watching the excitement is not too big a deal, and this is the same among family members and relatives. Besides, there is no one here who doesn’t want to see the multi-million dollar luxury car.
So in the end they all walked downstairs.
Not long after, the place was crowded with people, and even some nearby property owners who were not relatives came over to join in the fun.
“Oh~ this car is amazing~ I know it~ It’s this year’s latest model of Range Rover~ It seems to cost around 2.8 million~”
"2.8 million? So expensive? Whose family is so rich~ I really want to go there and get to know each other~"
"It is said that he is a relative of the Xu family on the seventh floor. This is really amazing~"
"With such a rich relative, the Xu family will be prosperous in the future. If someone helps me in trouble, it will be enough to make people happy~"
"Isn't it? I'm so envious~"
The words of the surrounding neighbors and household heads made the uncle, aunt and family's faces turn red, but they still refused to give up. They still held on to their last illusion. They hoped... that this was just the other party cooperating with Tang Qian's acting.
I will definitely not let him drive away in the end!
But after seeing Tang Qian happily swiping his card, their last "extravagant hope" was instantly shattered, and their uncle and aunt's expressions suddenly collapsed.
Under Yuan Fei's extremely enthusiastic introduction, Tang's father and Tang's mother got on the bus.
"Dad, it's your first time with the new car. Would you like to try it first?"
Father Tang is a little nervous. To be honest, he has rarely been so nervous in so many years, but now, he really can't calm down completely. A 2.6 million luxury car, he didn't expect it to be his first car in his life.
This is this kind of car, it’s really...his damn life is not in vain!
Men are naturally obsessed with cars, even Tang's father, it's the same.
The domineering Range Rover worth 2.6 million satisfies his father’s infinite longing and vanity.
"Okay, let me give it a try first." After Tang's father got in, he closed the car door, fastened his seat belt, put it into gear, and gently stepped on the accelerator.
Ten minutes later, Tang's father came down with excitement and said: "This car is really comfortable to drive. It's much easier to drive than those coach cars. It's really, really enjoyable!" "It's fine if you think it drives well." Tang Qian laughed.
Said: "Mom, why don't you try it too? Don't you also have a driver's license?"
"Me? I drive too? Me, I'd better forget it." Tang's mother wanted to shirk, but Tang Qian still pushed her up and said: "Mom, you need to use your driver's license. It's not a waste if you don't drive.
Have you got the money to learn to drive?" Tang Qian couldn't resist it. Tang's mother also became addicted to driving. After getting off the car, she had a look similar to Tang's father just now, her face was slightly red, and she said, "It's really good. I didn't expect me to be like this.
To be able to drive a private car and drive such an expensive luxury car in my lifetime is really a blessing from my ancestors!"
Even the ancestors had withdrawn, which showed that Tang's mother was really excited and a little unable to control herself.
The relatives on Tang's mother's side looked at her with eyes full of envy.
In this way, the pleasure of driving a luxury car is infinitely amplified.
At this moment, someone rushed into the community aggressively, and said loudly: "Little Yna, we are here, where is that little bastard?" Yes, it was Xiaoyna who called before to "help boxing"
People from society have arrived.
Before little Y-na could speak, Tang Qian walked out from the Range Rover and said, "If I guess correctly, the little bastard in your mouth is me. Why, do you have anything to do with me?" Tang Qian said.
Qian's figure may not seem that exaggerated in the NBA, but to ordinary people, he instantly turns into a "Hulk"-like existence.
The cow is tall and muscular, and its body is full of muscles. Just by looking at it, you can tell that it is full of explosive power.
This punch was a real blow, and he was either dead or crippled.
These people in society are all small gangsters, not even serious gangsters. They live in chaos all year round and are upside down day and night. They have long since destroyed their physical foundation. If they want to challenge Tang Qian, they have no chance of winning. Even if they are
Eight people came at once, but they still seemed to be the "weak" party.
"You, you, eh? Are you? Are you Tang Ji? No, are you Tang Qian? That Tang Qian of the Los Angeles Lakers?" There was a person inside who usually likes to watch NBA, so he recognized Tang Qian at once. "Haha,
Do you know me? Yes, I should be Tang Qian of the Los Angeles Lakers. Why, it’s still the same sentence, do you have anything to do with me?" Tang Qian asked condescendingly, lowering his head.
There was a whisper.
Although these people in society usually bully the weak and fear the strong, they are definitely not stupid. When they saw it was Tang Qian and the luxury car, they immediately weakened their previous "fierce" and said: "It's nothing, nothing, it's just Xiao Yna who asked us to come over."
Look, look, look at the big stars!" This is pure nonsense, because Xiao Yna didn't know Tang Qian at all before and didn't know that Tang Qian played in the NBA in the United States, so how could she ask them to come over to watch the "stars"?
But Tang Qian didn't expose it. Instead, he said: "Everyone is so complimentary, I can't be stingy anymore. Here, here are several thousand yuan, just think of it as buying cigarettes for the brothers."
This group of people thought that there would be no benefit at all from this trip, but seeing that Tang Qian was so good at "making trouble", they suddenly smiled and said: "Haha~haha~ You're welcome~ You're welcome~"
Anyway, Xiao Yna only promised to give herself 10,000 yuan for 8 people. Forget it for ordinary people. To deal with such professional basketball players, the price is simply too little, okay?
The gangster who knew Tang Qian seemed to have some status among this group of people. After taking the RMB, he twisted his face and gave little Yna a slap in the face, saying: "Ma Le Go Bi!"
You slut, you want to trick me? Don’t you know that I am a loyal fan of Tangji? Asshole! You want me to embarrass myself in front of my idol? Don’t let us see you next time! Otherwise, I’ll give you a fuck and I’ll beat you...
Once! Did you hear that!!!”
Little Y-na just felt like she was a "shit" today. She was slapped in the face by two people in a row without saying a word, and she couldn't show any temper at all.
This feeling has rarely appeared since she became "Bai Fumei". She knew that it was not easy for her to offend these people and to take revenge on Tang Qian, so all her anger and grievances were reflected on Tang Qian's face.
On top of her cousin's head, she said loudly: "Look at the trouble you've caused me! Starting from today! I'll break up with you!" After saying that, little Y-na raised her feet and was about to leave.
But Tang Qian's cousin was ignorant and wanted to keep little Y-na, but she only got an angry slap from little Y-na: "Go away! I don't want to see you again for a second!"
You're kidding! I'm so embarrassed here! You still won't let me go? Are you planning to make me continue to be embarrassed?
There is no point in judging the price of things!!! I am really blind to include you in my "skirt"!!!
After Xiao Yna finished beating her cousin, she hurriedly got into her five or six hundred thousand trot and left without looking back.
At this moment, the farce finally came to an end.
Afterwards, when everyone had dispersed, someone among the eight people asked: "Brother Niu, why did you surrender directly? Although he is very tall and strong, there is only one person. There are eight of us."
The person called "Brother Niu" was a fan of Tang Qian. He took a look at the young man who was talking and scolded: "What do you know! Do you know who he is? I usually tell you to watch more news and read more books."
Read more newspapers, you just don't listen, you are an idiot now." After saying that, this "cow brother" took out his mobile phone from his pocket, then clicked on a downloaded high-definition video, and said: "Watch it for yourself
Talk again!"
This video is not long, it is an NBA fight video. After watching it, the boy said with great admiration: "Brother Niu, you are still well-informed. If we mess with such a scary monster today, we will probably all have to go to the hospital."
Oh! This skill is so cool!"
"Now you know it!" "Brother Niu" said with a "proud" look on his face: "Being a gangster, you must remember four words."
"Bully the weak and avoid the strong! Otherwise, you should go home and herd the cows!"
…
After returning home, Tang Qian gave up his room and went to the living room to make a temporary floor. The weather in the south was still "extremely hot" at the end of August, so he was not afraid of colds or colds.
Father Tang and Mother Tang are absolutely 200% enthusiastic about Taylor. It seems that some of her actions today have gained a lot of points in the hearts of the two elders. Coupled with her rapid improvement in Mandarin, Taylor is simply "popular" and chatted with the second elder.
It took more than an hour before I washed up and went to bed.
This made Tang Qian feel that he had "fallen out of favor at home" for a moment.
When he woke up the next day and had breakfast, Tang Qian asked, "How many days do you want to stay in China?"
"How many days? I don't know. I'll leave if you leave." Taylor replied.
"You will leave if I leave? What if I don't leave?" Tang Qian threatened.
"No, you won't, because you are a training freak and there are not enough things and equipment here. It is impossible for you to live permanently at the moment. So I can go back to the United States with you." Taylor was "observant" and observed carefully.
Tang Qian was also speechless. After all, they came all the way, and he had no reason to "forcibly drive them away."
Oh, forget it, she can live here if she likes, I can't control her anyway.
In the end, Tang Qian could only "accept his fate" and accept this fact.
While accompanying his parents, Tang Qian was "sneaking around" and looking for a store.
Because he wanted to give Tang's mother a big "surprise" on the eve of her birthday.
Of course, this kind of thing could not be hidden from Taylor, so the latter soon joined the "searching army".
Both of them are "rich", so after they saw it, they quickly signed the contract and were ready to have it simply decorated.
All of a sudden, Taylor took advantage of her female advantages and celebrity style. Although there were no major changes in the hard decoration, the soft decoration began to be "personally directed". All kinds of decorations, small furnishings, etc.
She and Tang Qian went to the mall to make immediate purchases of lamps, carpets, showcases, chairs, etc. It has to be said that Taylor is indeed very convenient in China. As long as she wears sunglasses, in a small city like Y City, it is basically
Few people can recognize her.
Even to many Chinese people, foreigners are "face-blind" and can't tell the difference.
Basketball stars are naturally easy to hide. Even if they are national players, wearing a mask is enough.
So in just 2 to 3 days, these things were almost done, and the next step was the business neon lights. Taylor insisted on being a high-class person, and she also had to pay for it herself, saying that it was for Tang's mother's birthday, and she would do her part.
Tang Qian couldn't argue with her, so he had no choice but to give up. He knew that the woman in front of him lacked the most money, so he let her go.
As a result, it won't be possible to solve the problem without a few days of effort.
Tang Qian's original plan was to spend his birthday with Tang's mother on September 5th, and then return to Los Angeles to continue training on September 6th. In this way, he suddenly became a lot rushed. However, Taylor's taste was very good, at least it was better than what he originally thought.
You have to force it. The level is too high.
Overall, it is at least a unique and American-style flower shop in Y City.
This way, at least no one will come to take a look.
As for making money or not, that is not what Tang Qian considers, because as long as Tang's mother is happy, even if she loses money, how much can a small flower shop lose? For Tang Qian, this is really just drizzle.
When your financial strength reaches a certain level, the thing you care about more may not be money, but meaning.
And on September 2, someone dialed Tang Qian's phone number. Tang Qian was slightly surprised by this number and said:
"It's him?"
PS: Guess who this person is? Hehe~
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