At the beginning of the game, the Lakers fell into a huge reversal in the first quarter.
The reason is as follows. This new arrival, Marshon Brooks, is completely "confident", taking crazy shots, and his shot selection is extremely poor. What do you mean? Even if the space is not open, he still has to shoot, not just one or two. This
Guy! Do you really think of yourself as Kobe? You don’t have Kobe’s abilities, but you have Kobe’s problems? Doesn’t this make you angry all the time?
No wonder no NBA team is willing to take over him in the future. With this shot selection and lone wolf attributes, what the hell is going on?
Who wants to be his teammate?
He has a career average of 1.4 assists and only 2.3 assists in nearly 30 minutes of playing time. This is Marshon Brooks' style of play.
A complete "true cancer".
Kobe is alone? No matter how alone Kobe is, if you exclude the scrapped state in the last year and a half and only 15+ playing time in the first year, his average assists per game has basically reached 5+. The shooting guard who averaged 5+ assists per game in NBA history
How many are there? Not many, so this is definitely an average assist per game above the standard. Doesn’t Joe God average 5.3 assists per game? If Kobe hadn’t played too little time in his last year and first year,
It should be around 5+ career.
So Kobe alone, that was a period of impression flow and strong teammates. It made sense for Kobe to always play except, well, occasionally.
The truly unique ones should be George Gervin, Reggie Miller, DeRozan and other guards who average 2+ assists per game. They are all players with 2+ or exactly 3.0 assists in their career. Anthony is also a big player at small forward.
"The King" basically cannot pass the ball out once it reaches his hands. They are both master scorers, but they are not qualified connecting points and can only be used as finishing points.
This is not the case with Kobe. If he really plays the No. 1 position, he can also average a triple-double per game. This has been verified by samples from many games. But Marshon Brooks is a typical example."
"What a cancer" style of play. If the ball goes into his hands, just prepare to grab the rebound and don't even think about touching the ball again.
It doesn't matter whether your position is good or not.
Scouts from 30 teams collectively commented that the shot selection was extremely poor, and this is not false.
No matter how capable you are, it's still a bit too much for you to play like this.
Don't talk about "little Kobe", the real Kobe wouldn't dare to play like this. After Kobe reached his peak, the worst he had was 4.5 assists in a season, and that was because he averaged 35+ points per game, and this guy,
1+ assists in career is disappointing.
No one is willing to take over him in the future, this is normal.
Tang Qian ran out of position several times, but this guy acted like he didn't see it and kept taking action!
That's right, it's just a hand pull! This made Tang Qian's eyes go straight!
Damn it, Jinima thinks she is Kobe?
In the first half of the quarter, he made 1 of 6 shots and scored 2 points. This is the data sheet handed over by our dear Marshon Brooks.
Tang Qianqian paused and reminded him, asking him to pay attention to coordination and not to ignore the position of his teammates. Who knew that this guy would continue to play like "Little Kobe" after he came back on the court and go his own way!
This is really outrageous! You won’t listen! This person!
The real Kobe Bryant was out of position this season and he was passing the ball to me. You are a bullshit "Little Kobe", what are you pretending to be?
Moreover, this fool's shot selection is really a hundred times worse than Kobe's. After all, Kobe's comparison targets are a group of historical giants. Bad is relative, and there is a lower limit. But he... is nothing compared to nothing.
It's like an abyss with no end in sight.
this……
D'Antoni has no choice. Now the Lakers have no one available. It is impossible for him to use this "newcomer" who is completely healthy. After all, he still has a certain offensive ability, which is what the Lakers need now.
However, it’s not like this random fight!
Are others still playing?
The most irritating thing is that he doesn't look at the team's positioning and formation changes when he shoots. Many times, before Tang Qian has time to get to the basket and start to occupy a favorable position, this big brother "calmly" takes the shot??
?People who don’t know, would think he is so sure and his shooting percentage is awesome.
Dang~ another angry strike!
Normally, Marshon Brooks wouldn't be so bad, but tonight his first touch was not smooth, and his second opponent was Dwyane Wade. No matter how bad the "Flash" is, no matter how bad it is, it still doesn't matter.
It's not something that a mere Marshon Brooks can compare to. That's why tonight's "embarrassing" shooting percentage happened.
Well, the usual Marshon Brooks is better than this.
I might be unlucky tonight.
Seeing the Heat's defensive counterattack again, James flew into the basket with one hand and dunked into the basket. This made Tang Qian so angry that he called a timeout when he got the ball. Then he walked directly to Marshon Brooks and said without waiting for the end of the game.
: "Hey, do you have no ears? What did I just say to you down there? Do you not understand human speech or English?"
Marshon Brooks was born as a black man on the streets of the United States, and he is not a lucky man like James and Wade who have self-control and guidance, so until now, his body is still full of strong street atmosphere.
Uninhibited, dissolute, carefree, with his nostrils turned upward and his eyes raised, he felt as if he had been greatly insulted by anyone who criticized him.
It's such a "snatcher".
However, this "gnai" is not the other "gnai", there is a huge difference.
He glanced at Tang Qian, snorted coldly, then turned and walked towards the Lakers' bench area.
This scene made many people on the Lakers' bench fall silent.
Because this No. 29 is not a good person, especially some players who have been teammates with Tang Qian for several seasons are in awe, even fear, of this Oriental. Without it, how would he teach Dwight a lesson last year?
.Howard's, they can still remember it vividly. You, a little guy, talked to him like this? In such a shameful manner? Do you not want to stay with the Lakers anymore?
"Warcraft" can only swallow his anger. Do you think you can scare him by getting a few more tattoos?
D'Antoni even stood directly in front of Marshon Brooks, and said to Tang Qian, who walked straight over: "Hot, calm down, calm down. After all, we are teammates. After all, we are teammates. Don't hurt the harmony at the beginning."
Tang Qian was stunned at first when he saw this guy holding it in his mouth like this. Then he walked over and said with a smile: "Xiaozi, your ears are blocked by tattoos, right? I'm talking to you, you pretend
Can’t you hear me?”
"Tang, don't be like this, just to give me face..." Before D'Antoni finished speaking, Marshon Brooks opened his mouth and said: "Don't be blind to me. ***! What about labor and management?"
You don’t need an Oriental guy like you to teach me how to do it!”
After this sentence, the atmosphere of the Lakers team completely froze. Several "old Lakers" looked at this MaShon Brooks as if they were looking at a psycho.
For fear of avoiding it.
When Tang Qian heard this, the smile on his face became a little thicker. He lowered his head and said to D'Antoni: "Sir, you have also seen his attitude towards me. Should I do something? Otherwise, wouldn't it make everyone think that
, all my words fell on deaf ears.”
"I'm an easy person to bully?"
"Oriental man! Don't think you can talk to me like this just after a few fights. Let me tell you, among the black people in our streets, we have seen too many bullets. What scares us? If you keep showing off to me,
Be careful I kill you after the game is over!"
Is this guy crazy? Does he think he is a hidden boss in New York like Carmelo Anthony?
"Black man on the street?" Tang Qian walked past Mike D'Antoni, because the latter also knew that he could not reconcile, otherwise he would offend the former. D'Antoni didn't have much to think about Tang Qian and Marshon Brooks.
He did this before just to maintain the atmosphere and stability of the team, but now he gets out of the way... for the same purpose.
Because of Tang Qian's ambitions and desires, he was not unaware that as a head coach, he was the most sensitive in some aspects.
And on the 24th, not only did he ignore it, but he also spoke out in support many times, which further proves this point.
There is some kind of agreement or tacit understanding between two people. You can judge the content by thinking about it for a while.
Although I don't know how No. 29 did it, in the future, I will most likely have to rely on him, so I have to make him "in a good mood". Otherwise, this is also a disguised way of destroying the harmony and stability of the team.
Besides, it's not a bad thing to have a strong-armed boss in the team. Tang Qian is not James, but he has always respected and respected the team's head coach. This is very rare.
As soon as Mike D'Antoni stepped away, several "old Lakers" players understood. They looked at that Marshon Brooks with a hint of sympathy and pity in their eyes. However, the latter did not capture all of this.
Street black? This is indeed a very bluffing American "proper noun". For many non-Americans, it is really hard to mess with. Because it is a code for corruption, crime, and violence. At least, it can be
It's an associative word.
"Well, what a street black man." Tang Qian approached him, stretched out his long arm, grabbed his hair, and then slapped him without saying a word: "A street black man, right? You are not afraid of bullets.
Bar?"
"Pa~"
The second time.
"You don't have ears, do you?"
"Pa~"
The third time.
"I'm talking to you, but you don't want to listen, do you?"
"Fuck.k!!! Oriental guy, you dare to hit..." Before Marshan Brooks could finish his words, Tang Qian turned on his full power and slapped him randomly: "You are the one I'm beating! Black people on the streets? I don't care.
You are black, white and red on the street! If you don’t listen to me in the Lakers, this is what you will end up with!”
"I'll beat you until you listen!"
"Making love!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The sound was like setting off firecrackers, and everyone at the Miami stadium was stunned.
God, what is this? Teach a kid a lesson? Teach a gangster a lesson?
Tang Qian has not used any ability cards, nor has he been blessed with rage, but he is already a big man close to 270 pounds, with an average bench press of 400 pounds. You are a 200-pound thin monkey with a height of 196cm? Are you being preempted? You are not going to be beaten.
It’s weird to be dizzy!
"Fuck you, Oriental guy, you're looking for..."
"Let me ask you, did you understand what I said?" Tang Qian interrupted him with a slap and just asked again.
"Fuck..."
"I ask you, did you understand what I said? You only need to answer Yes or No, and I will treat all other answers as no."
"you this……"
Snapped!!!
"Understand?"
"I want……"
Bang bang bang!!!
"Understand???"
"I……"
Bang bang bang!!!
"Understand???"
"I……"
Bang bang bang!!!
"Understand?"
"Y...Yes! Y...Yes!"
"Oh, do you finally understand?" Tang Qian stopped, and then asked: "Then let me ask you, you are not afraid of bullets, are you afraid of me?"
"I..." Marshon Brooks wanted to resist, but was frightened by the half-raised palm. Really, you can't imagine being slapped by a 7-foot giant who weighs 269 pounds and averages 400 pounds in bench press.
Marshan Brooks felt that his entire face was numb. Yes, it was the kind of numbness that had no sensation or pain, as if the facial nerves had been paralyzed.
He now has obvious tinnitus in both ears. He is afraid that if he continues to suffer from it, he will lose his hearing and become "Baby Beethoven" from now on.
Black people on the streets? Black people on the streets don’t want to be deaf! What fun is there in living like that?
So he chose to lower his head temporarily and said: "I, I'm afraid."
"Please speak louder. When I was talking to you just now, you were not so quiet."
"I……"
What a bastard! I must find someone to beat him up after the game! I can’t let this bad breath out!
"You can't understand me again, can you?" Tang Qian doesn't feel like "bullying the weak" now. He just thinks that this kind of person can't do anything without giving him a lesson. Otherwise, who will listen to him in the future Lakers? Qiao Shen back then
In the team, there are a lot of hands-on actions, and only a few have been exposed. What about the rest that have not been exposed? Fools all know that the amount of information hidden behind the scenes is far more than what is exposed. Therefore, Kobe is here,
He can put on a red face, but Kobe is not here, sorry.
Blackface is his way.
If you want to play on my team, no matter who you are, you have to listen to me!
Unless you can kill me! Otherwise it's a dragon coiled! It's a tiger crouching! You want to jump? This is the end!
Can an NBA team be integrated into a championship team by relying on kindness and unity? It's almost like living in a cartoon.
There are very few people in the NBA who are not thorny outside, so how can you have so much time to reason with them?
Let’s talk about it, do you still practice football? Do you still want prestige? Do you still have time to do anything else?
The most important thing is, can you be sure that words alone will work? James has directly been angry with his teammates in the Heat! Therefore, the best and fastest way is to suppress it with force and suppress it with strength! Larry Bird said that year
,The NBA is a man’s game, and basketball is accompanied by fists, which is normal.
Although it is the 21st century now, Tang Qian has many ways to "play a good game".
"Louder!" Tang Qian said, "My hands can't talk!"
"I, I'm afraid of you." In order to prevent himself from being slapped again, Marshan Brooks could only swallow his anger.
Unexpectedly, No. 29 on the other side suddenly slapped him again and said: "Mustache, your eyes tell me that you are not sincere."
"Oriental guy! I want..." Marshan Brooks was aroused by these words, but before he could get angry for a second, he was hit by Tang Qian with a backhand, so that his eyes turned black and he said: "As expected, you
Insincerity, is this the credibility of black people on the streets?”
At this time, the referees finally rushed over, or in other words, finally came to their senses, and hurriedly blew the whistle and said: "What's going on! What's going on? Why are we fighting? I don't know clearly! All suspended! All ejected.
!”
Tang Qian looked at the referee who was taking the lead, suddenly recognized him, and then said with a smile: "Sir, it's the same as last time, I'm helping him fight bugs." The referee also discovered that it was Lakers No. 29 again.
"Making trouble", and the excuses are the same as before without any changes.
The referee of this game was the same one when Tang Qian beat Howard last season, so he pretended not to hear and directly asked the "victim" Marshon Brooks: "Is that so? Speak out bravely and don't be afraid of power.
!”
If I go, I will become the powerful one? Didn't you hear what he said before? He wants to kill me after the game is over!
Marshan Brooks was about to say something, but Tang Qian kept staring at him, and that weird smile made the numbness on his face gradually turn into burning: "I..."
Marshan Brooks looked at Tang Qian, and suddenly his heart was crossed, and he wanted to "tell the truth", but suddenly he found that his tongue was not working well. It turned out that it was the last slap that caused him to swell.
“￥￥#￥#%&**!&!!@@#”
After saying several words, Marshon Brooks still didn't say a complete sentence. Hearing this, Tang Qian became anxious and said: "Mr. Referee, I think he forgot to speak human words. Why don't you ask us?"
Teammates, how are you? There are so many witnesses and witnesses." There was no way, the game had to go on, the referee could only turn around and ask the other Lakers players: "What is going on? Is this Oriental center bullying?
people?"
Several old Lakers players quickly replied: "No, Mr. Referee, he was just fighting bugs. A big bug just happened to fly into Ma Shang's face. It's for his own good to burn him. It's impossible not to fight."
The referee's face turned dark and he asked the others: "Can you tell me too? Is this the case?"
"Yes, sir, there were bugs just now. We all saw it, and Tong is trying to save Ma Shang from being harmed." Seeing someone taking the lead, the others nodded, indicating that they were right.
The referee's face became darker and he asked the head coach D'Antoni again: "Mr. D'Antoni, you are the head coach. I hope you won't lie." D'Antoni thought for a while and replied: "Dear referees
Sir, they are right, perming is killing bugs."
"It's just killing bugs."
The referee's face was extremely dark. He knew clearly that this was bullshit, but everyone said it in unison. What does this mean? This means that no one in MaShang Brooks, not even a Lakers player, likes him. People are unanimous in saying this, so what else can he do?
"You can tell me the details after the game is over." After saying that, the incident was temporarily resolved.
But what to do later? D'Antoni is still a little worried.
Tang Qian saw the worry on D'Antoni's face and said directly to Marshon Brooks, whose face was not human-like: "Hey, aren't you a black man on the street? Don't you have the spirit of a black man on the street? Don't give in, wait a minute
How about I ask you to encourage others after the game?"
"Hot, you..."
Tang Qian patted D'Antoni on the shoulder and smiled: "It's okay sir, sometimes the team needs to reorganize. This is beneficial and harmless in the long run. And... I will take care of him."
"It doesn't matter how many street brothers he has."
"We still want to think about the next game."
Tang Qian didn't seem to take this matter as a big deal, so he naturally asked the Lakers players to come closer and listen to Mike D'Antoni's tactics and strategies.
But this time, Tang Qian's status and prestige with the Lakers were once again raised to a higher level.
The Lakers players secretly used the example of Marshon Brooks, whose face was "swollen into a pig's head" at the moment, and said:
It's usually fine, don't mess with him.
To avoid being beaten in public.
He is not an Oriental like Yao.
He's like Bruce Lee.
Tooth for tooth, eye for eye, angry, don't talk about the humble and restrained fierce man of the East.
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