"Ho, it's true, it's true that they are Korean. Wow, that's good. Koreans just look pretty. Wow, these facial features are much more delicate than those of us Europeans and Americans!"
"And he's not as thin or short as other Asians. It's really great~"
Tang Qian heard the two voices getting closer and closer, and then he came to his senses and said, "Korea, Koreans? Who are they talking about? Could it be me?"
"Hi~ Korean Oppa, hello, are you a TV star?"
Tang Qian turned around and found two girls with golden brown hair standing behind him. Why did he say they were girls? Because it was obvious that although these two people were extremely beautiful, their faces were full of tenderness.
Exhibiting everything. Even with some makeup, it can't cover up the youthful and attractive feeling.
These two people are definitely not adults.
This is Tang Qian's first judgment.
"TV star? Well, do you think I look like me?" Tang Qian asked.
"It looks very similar. Your skin is really good. What brand of cosmetics do you use?" The girl who looked younger opened her mouth and asked.
"Cosmetics? I'm sorry, I don't wear this kind of stuff. Also, I'm not Korean, and I'm not an Oppa." Tang Qian replied.
"Not Korean? No way. I think you are. In Korean TV dramas I watched, all the male stars have skin like yours! You can't fool me!"
Do you think it is? What is your logic?
Tang Qian rolled his eyes inwardly, then opened his mouth and said: "This beautiful young lady, I can tell you responsibly that I am Chinese, not Korean, OK?ese!"
"Chinese? Wow, really? Bruce Lee's China???" Upon hearing this, the American girl seemed to be even more excited and asked Tang Qian quickly.
"Yes, it's Bruce Lee's China." Tang Qian nodded.
"Then why is your skin so good? So like a Korean?" the American girl said logically.
Is there any direct connection between this? I’m dizzy, are you sent by God to make fun of you?
"Can only Koreans have good skin? I suggest you watch less Korean dramas. Those things are poisonous and can easily cause brain damage."
"Toxic? Brain injury? Why?" the American girl said with "a hundred thousand whys".
Tang Qian looked at this golden-brown American girl, his face suddenly became serious, and he said, "Because I watch too many Korean TV series, I tend to be mentally retarded. Do you understand?"
"Brain-dead? Is it easy for the brain to become disabled? You, you are not lying to me, are you?" The American girl seemed a little scared.
"Why should I lie to you?" Tang Qian suddenly decided to lead this American girl astray, so after a pause, he said: "Think about it, are you always prone to fantasies after watching too many Korean TV series?
I always feel that my lover is either an older brother or a younger brother, I always feel that my sister is either a mistress or a love rival, I always feel that I may get cancer one day, I always feel that my future partner may get cancer, I always feel that I am walking in front of me
There are car accidents on the street every minute, and I always feel that I am not my parents’ biological child, and I always feel that I might fall in love with an alien... (omitting 10,000 words here), right?"
"Wow!!! You, who are you??? Are you Nick Marshall? Can you read minds???" After listening to Tang Qian talking loudly, the American girl was shocked, and she instantly
The look in Tang Qian's eyes also changed.
Nick Marshall??? What the hell is that??? Forget it, in the United States, a country with a barren history, what people like to do most is to use some classic characters and lines from movies to show off their appearance. Looking back at me
Great China has a long history and does not do this kind of thing. In order to improve their prowess and the depth of their words, Chinese people often adopt idioms, allusions, and famous quotes from major ancient books. There is no way, who told us
How many years, no, how many times longer is this than the United States?
However, as the locals do, Tang Qian is gradually getting used to the unique way of speaking of Americans.
Seeing the American girl's expression, Tang Qian knew that he was about 70% accurate, and said casually: "So, these symptoms are the beginning of Korean drama brain retardation. The more you watch, the deeper the poisoning will be. Finally,
To the point of being mentally disabled and unable to extricate myself.”
"Okay, that's terrible. Sophia, did you hear that? We should stop watching Korean TV dramas in the future. It's easy to be brain-dead!"
"Well, okay, okay, I understand." The older American girl also turned pale at this moment, as if she was extremely surprised by Tang Qian's "magical plan".
Both of them sat down in the cubicle. After the plane took off successfully, they took off their seat belts, and then continued to ask Tang Qian: "By the way, what do you do? Why are you wearing makeup without makeup?"
How can your skin be so good? Do you have any secrets? Can you teach us some?"
Although the two American girls are not very young, they have a strong instinct for beauty.
"How can I have any secrets?" Tang Qian shook his head and said, "Maybe it's because I sweat a lot every day. All the toxins in my body are discharged, so my skin looks more rosy."
Tang Qian didn't know how to answer, so after thinking about it, he came up with a set of theories he had read online.
"Do you sweat a lot? Is this useful? Sophia and I exercise every day and sweat too. Why isn't our skin as rosy as yours? Are you lying to us?" The two American girls stared wide-eyed.
Looked at Tang Qiandao.
"No, I definitely didn't lie to you." Tang Qian sweated in his heart, and then said, "Because I am an athlete, I sweat a lot every day."
"Athlete? That's no wonder! What kind of athlete are you? A table tennis player?" said the American girl named Sestin.
"Ping Pong, table tennis player?" Tang Qian was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why do you think so?"
"Because you are Chinese, don't all Chinese play table tennis?" the girl said with an innocent expression.
Impressions really kill people. What’s the difference between this and the Chinese thinking that all Americans are basketball masters?
"No, I'm not a table tennis player, I'm a basketball player." Tang Qian replied.
"Ah~" Sestin said loudly, "You, you are a basketball player? Are you a relative of Yao Ming?"
"What does this have to do with Yao Ming?" Tang Qian asked again in confusion.
"Because Yao Ming is very tall, aren't all Chinese people very tall?" Sestin said naturally.
"But didn't you just say that most Oriental people are very thin and short? Why..." Tang Qian couldn't keep up.
"Chinese are Chinese, and Easterners are Easterners. Is there any direct connection between the two?" Sebastian's answer made Tang Qian almost faint again. The latter rubbed his forehead with his hand and said, "You don't
You would think that Chinese people are not considered Orientals, right?"
"Forget it, really?" Sestin glanced at Sophia beside him and said, becoming confused himself.
I’m dizzy! Doesn’t it count???
This little girl’s world geography must have been taught by her music teacher!!!
"Chinese people can also be considered Orientals, there is no doubt about it." Tang Qian looked at this American girl and shook his head.
"Ah, that's how it is. Thank you, I learned a lot today!" Sestin replied with a relaxed and happy look.
"By the way, you said you were a basketball player. What team are you on? The Los Angeles Lakers?" Sofia, who had always been relatively quiet, suddenly asked.
"Ha, haha." Tang Qian touched his head in embarrassment and said, "I would like to go to the Los Angeles Lakers, but it's a pity that they don't like me."
"What do you mean?" Sophia asked.
"I am a basketball player, but not an NBA player, although the first three characters of the team's name are the same as the Lakers."
"The first three characters are the same as the Lakers' team name?" Sofia rolled her eyes and suddenly said: "Then you are from the Los Angeles Defenders?"
"Uh, you, you know all this?" Tang Qian was very surprised at Sophia's answer. Because the United States is not as good as China, its various sports are very developed, and basketball is just one of them, so generally it is not
For a true basketball fan, it is impossible for him to know the name of the NBDL basketball team.
"Of course." The younger Sestin said first: "My sister is a basketball fan!"
"Oh, I wonder which team you like?" Tang Qian immediately became interested in chatting when he heard that the other party also liked basketball.
"I don't have a favorite team, I only have a favorite star." Sofia answered honestly.
"Okay, okay." Tang Qian was startled, and shook his head inwardly. Sure enough, girls are girls. They only look at people, their faces, and not the game.
PS: Nick Marshall is a character in the American movie Men 100. He is proficient in a super power, that is, he can hear women and spy on women's thoughts.
Thanks to Skeleton Orc for the big reward, and thanks to No. 7 for being my secret, for the big reward~