Chapter 1012 A single flat-headed brother two in one
Bao Er expressed his indignation and dissatisfaction with Mingguang's perverted and high-pressure policies in about 2,000 words of prose, and the words were endless.
Little did they know that in the eyes of others, this was more complete proof that a certain uncle-level guy was actually a fledgling new evolver.
——Only through personal experience can we understand how cruel and cruel the oppression of ordinary evolutionaries by Base City is.
Bao Er had seen a lot of various taxes and compulsory labor requisitions when he was still an ordinary person, but now once it is implemented on himself...
"Haha, it was really easy to stand and talk at that time. Compared with these things, Evolver's monthly 'bounty' of 7,000 circulation points is a joke."
Just as Lin Chou was about to speak, he heard a roar outside, like a hurricane blowing past.
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When I opened the window and took a look, it turned out that a certain roller was flying towards the southwest at an unprecedented speed.
The busty lady asked strangely,
"What are you doing out here, Lord Blood God... Hey, is that Xiaoqing in front of you? Is he awake? What is he doing?"
The big-breasted sister's strength is far inferior to Lin Chou's Eye of True Sight, but the two golden lines on Xiaoqing's back, chest and abdomen are so conspicuous that they sparkle even in the dark night.
She went to the back mountain and took a look, and sure enough, the poop-shaped Xiao Qing had disappeared.
Lin Chou pinched her chin,
"Has this guy finally finished eating that big snake? In this case, Xiaoqing will be able to mass-produce snake gallbladder when he comes back~"
Lin Moumou expressed that he was very pleased, but he didn't know whether Xiaoqing, who was being cared about by the sinister boss Lin, would be trembling with scales.
In fact, with Lin Moumou's true vision ability, he found that Xiao Qing's state was a bit strange.
"It seems... it seems like a prelude to breaking the ranks!"
Normally, no matter whether it is a human or a living corpse of an alien beast, the origin in the body will always maintain a regular and uninterrupted interaction with the surrounding environment. Lin Chou's True Vision will form a visual state similar to a magnetic field when looking at it.
But Xiao Qing is not like this at all. Its rippling origins are not interacting at all. The origins surround the huge snake body and become like a tornado that can only enter and exit. Isn't this the awakening or destruction of human beings that Lin Chou has seen?
Does it look like it is crazy about absorbing the origin?
"Xiaoqing used to be at the fifth level. If he becomes the sixth level, the fifth-level colorful snake king wine will be..."
It's a bit embarrassing - so the Colorful Snake King Wine is going to jump up the level with Big Brother Xiaoqing?
What a happy trouble.
You see, our customers are not ready yet!
If many evolvers who are lingering on the edge of the fourth-level ceiling waiting for a taste of colorful snake wine know that their upgrade speed is not as fast as a jar of wine, I wonder if they will cry and faint in the toilet...
Su Baisu looked at it in shock and muttered,
"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, your mythical beast has run away from home, why don't you go over and have a look?"
Lin Chou said cheerfully,
"Did you see that panda in the back? Our Lin family has inherited the panda taming technique. As long as it is fed and controlled, it is much easier to use than a shepherd dog."
"..."
Come on, give our Su family a stack of skill books like this! Can we make a fortune in minutes?
After eating a table full of dishes, Su Bai and Su Qian couldn't stop eating, and their mouths were full of oil. In the end, they were almost slumped in the chair holding their stomachs and unable to move. They still looked at the leftovers on the plate and sighed in distress.
Bao Er wiped his mouth with his sleeve,
"Listen up, little two. Do you know why I have to bring you here?"
Su Bai and Su Qian nodded repeatedly,
"Yeah, yeah."
Idiots don’t know. Let’s just say that these dishes are what Boss Lin calls “first-order cuisine”. How can any of them look like first-order cuisine?
After eating it, the explosion-like special effect made the two people’s scalps go numb—Isn’t this the case that Bafanglou Yishanfang has been left behind a few blocks away?
Even if there are no special effects, the richness of the origin contained in the dish is simply luxurious...extremely luxurious.
Bao Erdao,
"But uncle, I will only treat you once. There will be no next time. I can't afford to treat you."
"In the future, take more missions and save some circulation points. Don't use them in other places. Even if you just come here to eat a few more meals... just a few meals will be waived. You can't afford it. Ahem, that's it.
You know the benefits of eating more salt-baked chicken are not ordinary, right?"
Bao Er wiped the sweat from his head as he spoke.
He is even poorer now than before he became an Evolver, and he feels guilty for not having any money in his pocket.
In the past, I could at least live in a moderately prosperous life, but now I have plunged directly into the abyss of subsistence allowances. What a huge difference!
I have a smile on my face but feel numb in my heart.
He looks so glorious and has admiring eyes everywhere he goes, but in fact he has his teeth knocked out and his blood swallowed. Who knows what he is going through.
Bao Er occasionally misses his previous living conditions, but if he were to go back to that time, it would not exist!
What others see as awesome is still awesome, you know?
"Boom!!"
There was a roar, followed by a loud sound like a huge tree falling and breaking——
"What happened again?!"
"The direction of the sound seems to be not far from the back mountain?"
Bao Er was stunned for a moment and guessed,
"Master Gungun has just left. At this time... some powerful beast is coming to take over Gungun's territory!"
His guess is not unreasonable.
The competition in Zushan can be said to be extremely cruel and fierce. Even powerful alien beasts like Gungun must frequently patrol their territory online to avoid being taken advantage of by other alien beasts.
"Howl~"
The mute and tearing beast-like roar reached everyone's ears, and Bao Er's face suddenly looked a little green.
Oh my God, if this guy really comes to seize Mr. Gungun’s territory...
If you take jujube pills, can the level of the goods that can compete with Master Gungun be lower than level six??
Lin Chou jumped out with a shovel that he had returned from a walk. He could cross a distance of two to three hundred meters in one jump and disappeared from everyone's sight in the blink of an eye.
"What is this? Why does it sound familiar?"
Lin Chou thought while running,
"It sounds like an otter's voice..."
However, the aura of this level is wrong. No one has ever seen a sixth-level Otter.
Lin Chou quickly arrived at the edge of Zushan Mountain and found a mutated yew tree with a diameter of ten meters that had just fallen to the ground within the range of the sound.
The crown of the yew tree seemed to have been robbed without any room for resistance. Most of the branches showed traces of being eaten by Ken. Broken red beans were scattered all over the ground, exuding a thick tree oil and fruit-like smell.
aroma.
According to the money left over from the catastrophe, one of the few materials still preserved in Base City is a book dedicated to explaining the effects of yew. It says that eating yew fruits can cause damage to the heart and respiratory system.
, and the processed yew fruit extract has anti-cancer effects.
In short, Lin Chou has never seen those birds or strange animals eating yew fruits - it seems that this behavior has confirmed the toxicity of yew.
"Is there blood?"
On the trunk of this fallen giant tree, Lin Chou found a pool of dark brown blood, as thick as motor oil.
Lin Chou picked up a little bit and put it to his nose and sniffed.
"Hmm...snake venom?"
This very obvious and special smell of snake venom is actually difficult to describe - it is a very bitter feeling just by smelling it.
Then, Lin Chou saw the paw prints on the ground.
This strange beast is similar in size to Gungun, but its toenails cannot be retracted into its claws and it lies on all fours.
Based on the size and depth of the footprints, one can tell at a glance that this strange beast weighs much more than Lord Gungun.
There is no doubt that this is a heavyweight player, and his attributes are likely to be mainly strength and defense.
Lin Chou can now let go of his heart more than half——
No matter how powerful it is, can it be greater than his fist?
No matter how high the defense is, can it still be higher than his kitchen knife?
"Chase!"
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
It seems that today is Boss Lin's lucky day, and he is going to get a big deal.
It is said that tracking other people's footprints is a necessary skill for otakus who want to have a girlfriend. Boss Lin Beier is proficient in this skill - so he followed the footprints and plunged into Zushan.
"hiss..."
"Ouch..."
"ah..."
Lin Chou's screams soon rang out in Zushan.
The active tracks of human beings are really pitiful compared to the boundless Zushan Mountain. The plants here grow unscrupulously. All kinds of poisonous spikes and thorns, vines and vines are crisscrossed and there is no way to avoid them.
Although they couldn't break through Lin Chou's defense at all, clothes couldn't!
Since being killed last time with a set of clothes handmade by Grandma Yue, Lin Chou is now wearing ordinary clothes. After only a few rounds, they turned into rags - distressed! Can't breathe!
"It's strange, why do these vines grow so fast? There are obviously footprints on the ground..."
Apart from footprints, there are no traces of any large creatures passing here.
After Lin Chou followed the footprints and followed the mountain road for dozens of miles, broken branches and leaves of destroyed and crushed plants began to appear in front of him. At the same time, the sound of large animals running amok reached his ears vaguely.
"coming!"
After several big jumps, Lin Chou finally caught up with his prey.
The prey turned his head and met Lin Chou's eyes behind him.
"Fuck..."
A layer of sweat suddenly appeared in Lin Chou's hand holding the shovel——
This fucking guy is actually a flat-headed guy! A huge flat-headed guy that’s over eight meters tall and 16 or 7 meters long!
The gray hair extending from between the eye sockets to the back, invisible ears, black eyes, and flat head, this appearance is not too standard, it is completely textbook level.
The flat-headed brother sniffed, this is not a good sign.
Once he remembers the taste, the relationship will be forged, and it may be the kind that will never end.
Lin Chou looked confused and wanted to cry but had no tears.
This thing is notoriously difficult to deal with. It's already thankful that it doesn't take the initiative to attack you - but what did Lin Moumou do? He actually wanted to chase down a suspected sixth-level flat-headed brother!
There were long and narrow wounds on the neck, crotch, waist and abdomen of this giant flat-headed guy. It seemed that it had been plowed by the teeth of some kind of animal. The color of the wounds was green and black, and there was a bitter aroma, similar to that of snake gallbladder.
similar.
The flat-headed brother aimed his stubborn eyes at Lin Chou, turned around, and scratched the ground restlessly with his claws. Several rocks the size of a human head were cut in half as if they were cut by lasers.
"Howl~"
Brother Pingtou stood up and rushed towards Lin Chou without hesitation.
"Damn it...are you so fierce..."
Brother, I'm afraid you forgot that you were still poisoned and injured!
Lin Chou swung the shovel towards him, but the flat-headed brother just twisted his body and nimbly dodged it. At the same time, he sprayed out a dazzling electric light from his mouth.
"Crack!"
In an instant, a light that was so intense that it shone brightly.
Lin Chou was the first to bear the brunt of it, tears of sadness flowed down her face, and her eyes were subconsciously closed tightly.
Immediately, Lin Chou felt a weight on his chest, and his whole body took off on the spot,
"boom!"
"boom!"
"Crack!"
After a series of smashing countless trees, Lin Chou slid back on the ground for dozens of meters like a wild goose falling on the sand with a shameful butt, before Lin Chou was blocked by the rocks behind him.
"Too insidious..."
This is a tactic to eat fruit, right? It’s a tactic!
Lin Chou couldn't help but think of the legend of Brother Flathead. It is said that Brother Flathead is one of the few animals that can use tools and has a very developed mind.
How high is Brother Flathead’s IQ? Here’s an example:
If the flat-headed brother encounters a female evolver, it will attack Noko's parts; if it meets a male evolver, the flat-headed brother will give priority to chewing up his vagina!
Lin Chou suffered a secret loss. He rubbed his eyes and got up, finally able to see things clearly. Then he heard the whistling wind blowing towards him.
"Think I will still be fooled?"
With a backhand shovel,
"嚓~"
Once the shovel was empty, the thing thrown by the flat-headed brother didn't weigh much at all, it was just very large.
"Buzz~"
A scalp-numbing buzzing sound sounded, and Lin Chou broke into a cold sweat.
"It's no coincidence that there happens to be a swarm of bumblebees nearby..."
Lin Chou glanced over with red and swollen eyes, and sure enough he saw a huge hive split in half in front of him. The hive was more than ten meters in diameter!
The black swarm of wasps was like a cage that had just been opened, and the steam inside exploded like a bomb.
"Buzz~"
In just a fraction of a second, at least tens of thousands of bumblebees covered Lin Chou's body, making his whole body look colorful.
It is worth mentioning that most bumblebees are gray in color, but there is only one such conspicuous bee species near Mingguang: the bullhorn bee.
This kind of bumble bee does not produce honey and mainly feeds on large exotic animals such as cattle and horses. A newly swarmed nest of bumble bees can easily kill a second-level bull in five minutes, and it will even take more time to eat this bull.
It takes less than a minute.
The mouthparts and tail stinger of the cowhunter wasp are highly venomous. The level of pain caused by the sting will cause even a strong bullfighter to run into a rage.
The anesthetic component spreads faster, and in the end you can only let it be at its mercy.
However--
"Tie Sun, I'm going to challenge you today, so don't run away if you have the guts!"
The thick-skinned Boss Lin didn't care about this. He had more than 10,000 small pendants hanging on his body, picked up two honeycombs, and screamed at Brother Flathead.