I have to say that Lin Chou's humor is as straightforward as his emotional intelligence, and they may both be in the shape of a dumbbell.
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Huang Dashan bared his snow-white teeth and looked fierce as a rogue. His rough palms rubbed his shiny forehead with a rustling sound.
"Gan! Young lady!"
"Whether your grandpa has a smile on his face, he's just watching a ball."
The crowd booed and whistled.
Then those who were supposed to play billiards continued to play billiards, and those who were supposed to drink happy water continued to drink happy water, without disturbing Lin Chou who had returned from carrying several tons of wilderness local products.
None of them would be so stubborn as to insist on trying Lin Chou's craftsmanship today - after all, being able to be sure that someone will be home tomorrow is actually a blessing.
Na!
The sky is blue~
The water is clear~
Lin Chou bared his teeth and commanded several familiar guys,
"One tree is five to seventy eight meters tall. Don't dig it in a line. Don't dig it too neatly. It should be deep. It should look natural. Just be natural."
"Big-breasted sister threw the half-crocodile dragon into the cold storage...it didn't die...oh, it didn't die, so forget about throwing it into the animal pen!"
"Where's Mr. Shan? Don't just play with your croissant braids. This chicken wing...ahem...this fan bone, clean the dirt on it and find a conspicuous place to hang it~"
Suddenly, Lin Chou looked a little sadly at the Snow Dumpling boss who was still offering sacrifices to the sky in mid-air and acting as a central air conditioner.
As long as the big snow dumpling is hanging on top, the snow in Yanhui Mountain will never stop.
The single-digit temperature can be said to be quite friendly and comfortable for evolutionists. The key is, can these newly brought coconut trees withstand the cold wind and flying snowflakes?
The few glutinous rice golden coconut trees that the small restaurant only has are not enough to cause harm to these guys, so these dozens of coconut trees were brought back from all the way by Lin Chou. They have huge leaves, a lot of coconut juice, and a delicious taste.
It was also surprisingly good. Even if it couldn't compare with the rare glutinous rice golden coconut, it was still one of the best coconut juices Lin Chou had ever tasted.
Especially with so many coconut trees, many of the dishes in Lin Chou's mind became feasible.
After going up to Yanhui Mountain’s unique Yuanjing Fertilizer and watering it, there was a small patch of jagged and charming coconut grove next to the big-breasted sister’s coconut tree hut.
Although it still looks wilted and many immature coconuts have fallen off, the land should soon be "radiant" under the influence of the dog beep system's urine and mud.
Several evolutionists who helped dig the pit finally solved their doubts. Originally, they were wondering how the flowers, plants, trees, fruits, and vegetables on this mountain could grow so well in a completely unsuitable soil and climate.
So lush, now I really understand it all.
——It is estimated that there will not be another person like Lin Chou in the whole world who is willing to use source crystal solution and alien bone meal as a base fertilizer to grow vegetables and flowers.
Lin Chou pried open a dozen green coconuts that had fallen on the ground, poured out the coconut juice, scraped off the tenderest coconut meat, mixed it with crushed ice water, etc., and made a bucket full of coconut juice drinks for everyone.
"There is mint next to the door. Pick some leaves and add them in to make it taste better."
Drinking a large glass of ice-cold coconut juice is as refreshing as a refreshing drink.
Lin Chou chewed the crushed ice in his mouth and made a loud crunching sound. He raised his head and built a pergola to look at the snow dumpling boss.
“Sure enough, snowy days and smoothie drinks go best~”
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Lin Chou understood, snapped his fingers and said,
"Big-breasted sister, don't forget to bring a glass of coconut juice to Mr. Snow Dumpling later."
"Okay boss."
Lin Chou was minding his own business and went to the animal pen to express condolences to the new members who had just settled in——
"I said, are you so tough?"
There were a total of six feed troughs in the largest stall, and they were all empty now, with sticky saliva rolling all over the floor.
The animal pen and the feed trough above it are made of materials that the system boasts are said to be able to harden tenth-level creatures. The half-crocodile dragon's bloody bites did not leave even a white mark.
Looking at the half-crocodile dragon, it took less than an hour for the vertebrae that had been torn apart by Lin Chou to be in two different directions and had returned to their original state.
——No matter how strong your recovery ability is, you are still a spine dragon, not some other random bone!
Boss Lin held his chin and looked up and down carefully at the behemoth in front of him.
"It's a half-crocodile dragon after all, but it's different. It's the Cataclysm version of the disabled Elder Tang. Eating its meat can directly increase your longevity. Tsk tsk tsk~"
Across the animal pen dozens of meters away, the half-crocodile dragon's golden eyes immediately revealed human fear.
——The look in this human’s eyes is really terrifying.
Once upon a time, it still vaguely remembers its dazzling freedom as it traveled across the wilderness and its unbridled and unruly behavior...
Ah no, that memory should have been just a few hours ago!
Then what?
And then...uh...
When Comrade Halfsuchus thought of this, his whole spine suddenly felt a dull pain.
Counting balls, the past is hard to look back on.
I am probably the most miserable half-crocodile dragon to have died in this world, and I didn’t even use my trump card to save my life - what use do I have for this fifth level?
Pills...the human comes in...
Lin Chou's gaze lingered on the strong hind limbs of the half-crocodile dragon for a long time, so that the half-crocodile dragon comrade felt that his noble buttocks were burning with pain from this gaze.
Lin Chou suddenly became excited,
"Ah, if you put it this way, only one half-crocodile dragon is enough..."
He was impressed by his wit.
What kind of half-crocodile dragons are you catching everywhere? Look at this one in front of you, isn't it in its prime? It has a strong recovery ability. As long as this guy feeds you more concentrated feed and chops off its legs, it will grow for you in minutes.
come out?
"How bold and productive a man is, well done!"
Lin Chou felt so happy that the daydreams she had longed for when she was a child had almost come true - the kind of daydreams of roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted suckling pig and other fragrant and oily things that would grow again after taking a bite.
Endless roasted chicken.
He was continuing with his childhood memories, his eyes were dull and the corners of his mouth were crystal clear. To put it simply, he was immersed in sexual intercourse and couldn't extricate himself.
And a certain poor half-crocodile dragon was almost exhausted.
This kind of gaze is no longer as simple as peeling off clothes and skin, it is simply like peeling off the bones and sucking out the marrow.
The scales on Comrade Demicrocodile's body stood up with crackling sounds, just like the sight of human hair standing on end.
Lin Chou came back to his senses and unconsciously caressed the half-crocodile dragon's thighs with one hand.
Although the scales on the half-crocodile dragon's thighs were hard enough for Shan Ye to hit his head on it, Lin Chou's eyes were particularly gentle, "Good boy, you are already a mature half-crocodile dragon. It's time to learn to take the blame yourself."