The first thousand and fortieth chapters are a little more than ruthless
The lightning snake was very swollen, very dazzling, and the blood-colored and coquettish light that surrounded its body could at least be converted into a set of +1 equipment. The big man of Snow Dumpling easily grabbed the scruff of fate by the scruff of his neck.
"Suck~"
It's the same sound as the instigation. You can tell by the sound that the snow dumpling boss is getting smoother and more proficient in instigating.
There is a serious suspicion that there is an extra-dimensional black hole hidden in the belly of Mr. Snow Dumpling - the huge lightning body that covers the sky suddenly looks like a worn-out inflatable toy that is leaking air, rapidly collapsing and shrinking from tail to head.
"Suck!"
The snow dumpling boss patted his belly and closed his eyes with satisfaction.
"Hiccup~"
Lin Chou was stunned.
What the hell...
Boss, boss, are you really not afraid of a bad stomach?!
Back mountain, the other end of the mountain stream.
Such a big movement in Yanhui Mountain made the particularly cheerful braid who was playing with Su Yourong Gungun and others look up at the "fireworks".
After watching it for a long time, I came up with this cute summary:
"Aha, it looks great. I want noodles!"
Hearing this, the classmate Gungun, whose body looked like some kind of precious and luxurious work of art, shuddered silently.
——Are you a devil?
They are both snake-like creatures, but Xiaoqiu has the feeling of being like a rabbit and a fox. It has nothing to lose. Is it possible that it has to evolve from "selling one's guts to survive" to "selling one's body to survive"?
Gungungun, it’s not the new half-crocodile dragon brother!
"..."
The sky above Yanhui Mountain was filled with wind and clouds, and the depths of the whirlpool formed by the yellow clouds in the sky were almost twisted into darkness, like a black hole.
The whirlpool was brewing non-stop, with no intention of completing its mission and about to disappear. The blind old man's skinny body was filled with crackling electric light, and he said,
"And...it seems like it's not over yet..."
Zhao Qingcang on the side had two carrot-thick fingers deep inside,
"Two, I can help you with at most two, otherwise it will involve my hidden injury."
Zhao Lao Pahui glanced at the snow dumplings that continued to offer sacrifices to the sky with evil intentions.
"Hey, boy Lin, do you think he's full?"
There was something unfinished in his tone: This damn thing can even eat lightning. If he doesn’t poop it out, wouldn’t he be particularly sorry to the audience?!
Lin Chou rolled her eyes,
"I must be full, very full!"
"How do you know? Are you the roundworm in his belly?"
"Haha, if I hadn't eaten enough to hold myself up, would Mr. Snow Dumpling be a lightning rod for you?"
Lao Zhao suddenly became unhappy,
"I wiped you little brat, what are you talking about!"
"Old bastard."
"You idiot is looking for death!"
"Haha~"
The voice of the blind old man,
"Zhao, can you do something serious? Seeing that the thunder is about to come down again, you still...said...three more times, my mother...if I had known, I wouldn't have started this with God.
You’re kidding...You’re too small-minded...It’s too late to regret it now..."
Lin Chou: I knew it, I knew it! Sure enough, these sophisticated people are not that easy to make money in circulation!
"Speaking of which, old man, what have you done? This battle... this is wrong..."
Have you ever seen someone give God a middle finger and brag about how awesome he is, then he will hit you with a thunderclap, clamoring to go to heaven every day, and live a good life...
"To put it simply, I use myself and the returning water that can cleanse all things to wash away and seal all the characteristics of my abilities, and then I pretend to be an ordinary person and come to you to eat and drink! According to someone's calculations,
Theoretically, it is still very feasible. Well, everything is ready, all we need is this thunder to cheer us up~" The blind old man said halfway, "It's come, it's changed, it's really a divine punishment!"
Lin Chou had a saying mmp in his mind that he didn't know whether to say or not.
This old guy!
God, come and strike this crazy liar to death with lightning... Is there anything in this world that you dare not lie to...
(That one is my friendly force, please be sure to aim before firing!)
Three bloody bolts of lightning fell, as domineering as destroying the heaven and earth.
However, one of them was hugged by the snow dumpling boss halfway.
"Reserve food, 嘤~"
The remaining two were held in the palm of Zhao Qingcang's hand.
Zhao Qingcang no longer has the ability to annihilate thunder, so he can only control it tightly within the palm of his hand with a constipated look and keep crackling - maybe this is the correct way to practice the legendary thunder in the palm?
The blind old man jumped so high,
"Fuck...it's over, it's over...it's too big..."
Just for a moment, the cloud whirlpool was like taking a Shiquan Dabu pill, with seven lightning bolts leaking out from one head.
The blind old man lifted up his clothes, which had become rags.
"It won't work if we don't show some real skills."
Lin Chou's eyes were dazzled, and seven old men with the same appearance suddenly appeared in front of him. Seven pairs of empty eye sockets faced Lin Chou.
"..."
Creepy!
Then the old man fled in seven directions at the same time at a speed that was not in compliance with the Basic Law——
No, no, it can’t be called speed at all. Behind each of the seven old men, there is a string of afterimages hundreds of kilometers long, with various movements and postures, and as the seven old men run further and further away
, these "afterimages" just dragged all the way, with no intention of disappearing at all.
"Human... human centipede..."
Lin Chou even poked at one of the afterimages.
"It feels like this is a real person..."
This afterimage is in a running posture as a whole, but only the posed arm is a large high-definition image, and the rest is blurry. If you watch it for a long time, you will feel like you are looking at an old-fashioned TV screen before the cataclysm.
Will Lei Guang, who is about the so-called great will, be fooled?
Lin Chou and Lao Zhao looked up together:
The seven blood-red lightnings seemed to "hesitate" for a fraction of a second, then split into seven directions in an instant, and disappeared with a "swish".
Lao Zhao, smash it, smash your mouth,
"This old liar is still as reliable as ever. He can even fool God."
Lin Chou didn't know what to say, so he heard a loud explosion in the distance, like a giant cannon bombing.
Then, one of the seven afterimages was thrown back at lightning speed, turning into a single blind old man, his clothes were even more torn, and his whole body was half-burnt.
Zhao Qingcang's eyes moved slightly,
"The power of this thunder and lightning is stronger than the ones just now!"
boom.
boom.
...
After the loud noise, everything was silent.
Seven blind old men in rags cupped their hands and said politely to each other,
"Good job!"
"It should, it should~"
"What do you say?"
Lin Chou: "..."
This wave of operations is really 6 times over.
Then there was a pop, and the seven figures overlapped, leaving only a blind old man with no scars on his body.
Zhao Qingcang pinched his chin and said,
"Blind, this method of yours is really interesting. Seven 'real' clones?"
The blind old man said,
"It's all about giving in, taking pleasure in hardship, just thinking about it blindly."
Zhao Qingcang said again,
"I remember you were a fortune teller before the Cataclysm, right? The kind that touches bones?"
The blind old man has an air of immortality and a proud attitude,
"Just read palms, don't touch bones!"
"Hey, I've been envious of you for so many years. It's so good to feel the bones. After touching the hands and legs, if you feel that the touch is not accurate, you can open a room and have more than 200 bones for in-depth diagnosis and treatment," Zhao Qing
Cang's face was full of pity, "If you don't know your bones, how could you come up with a trick to cheat people?!"
"???"
The blind old man said he had never seen such a shameless person.
"Haha, believe it or not, I will pass the clone to Chongjiu tomorrow - let him pick up your little wife?"
Lao Zhao: "..."
Just think about it, a dozen Yushu Linfeng's warm wine is stalking your wife 4 hours a day and being attentive in every possible way~