Chapter 1044 The consequences of having a child with his father
This is the first time I've experienced the feeling of being deflated - it's not exactly deflated, but it's still not that easy.
All the previous events made him feel that Boss Lin and the Evolutionaries might have some strange misunderstandings about him...
Isn’t Boss Lin’s words a bit hidden?
He comes from a family that is either big or small, and he still follows the path of the garrison. Although there are people taking care of him everywhere, anyone who sees that uniform will be frightened at first.
Why is this guy like a rat crossing the street when he comes out?
Emmmm, it feels like everyone knows he is a "newcomer", and he even has to rely on Gao Xuan's reputation to avoid being beaten.
Men Kuang couldn't bear this. When the blind old man was struck by lightning, he sent Gao Xuan away and asked him to return to the base city to report on his work. Yes, it was a job of reporting on the latest first-hand information.
(I really don’t believe it now!)
Thinking about the situation, I was still slightly excited. You must know that as a member of the official hunting establishment who has been pushed to the star by his family without even participating in serious wild hunting operations a few times, you can imagine how he will survive.
How frustrating it must be.
The world is so big, it’s easy for someone from our family to leave the family training~
Besides, why didn’t my family let me come here every now and then to serve some Gu wine and some side dishes when they trained me?
Is it because I’m afraid that this materialistic world will confuse the stubbornness in my eyes?
whispering sound...
Lin Chou knew what was going on as soon as he saw Men Xiang's expression. He was so familiar. The expression on Zhao Ziyu's face when he first came here was exactly the same as that of this old man.
Oh, and the one in the Xue family who is paralyzed in bed is like a newborn calf not afraid of tigers.
"It's great to be young..."
Little did they know that when the young boy left home and his boss came back, the chrysanthemums turned into sunflowers, brother die~
Lin Chou said to the door,
"What about that? You eat first. The menus are all on the roof. I'll go...Hey Huang Dashan, what are you trying to do by dragging me?"
Huang Dashan stabbed Lin Chou in the waist with his elbow.
"If I could just have that talk-stealing meal with K, I think it would be able to make up for the rift in our friendship just now. I can't wait for him to come down the mountain after dinner. It's a sin every time I let him moan for a second longer. You
What do you think?"
Lin Chou rolled her eyes,
"You are really a stubborn person, you don't hide anything at all."
Huang Dashan slapped his chest loudly,
"Treat your friends, even if there are rifts in the friendship, with the utmost sincerity!"
Look at how you used this adjective. Are the specifications a little too high?
Lin Chou swept this shameless thing to the other side of the door with a broom.
"Stay where it's cool and don't delay my business."
Huang Dashan looked up to the sky and lamented,
"I have lost my friends, I have really lost my friends."
Shanye left indignantly and took away the torn sack that Lin Chou used to hold firewood in the kitchen.
"Come, come, girl, come to your uncle the prince!"
The happy voice of braids,
"Who is Uncle Wang?"
"Don't worry about it, Uncle Wang. For my father's sake... can we play a little game of chivalry with you?"
So the father and daughter happily went to the side to discuss such a crazy thing as how to put someone else's sack on them.
That night.
In the big hole left by the dug-out glutinous rice golden coconut trees next to the stream in the Loop Corridor, Huang Dashan solemnly handed a snow-white towel to the braid.
"Today, as a father, I will teach you several essentials for traveling in the world."
"Uh-huh!"
I have to say that Mr. Shan, who is covered in black cloth and has a shiny head, really has a gangster spirit, a bit like the heroic and ruthless gangster in the novel who comes to shovel out any injustice on the road and rob without any brains.
Huang Dashan raised a finger,
"Be happy with your grudge! There is an old saying in the world of martial arts. If we have a grudge, we usually avenge it on the same day. Those who wait until the next day are not called heroes."
second finger,
"Learn from LF and do good deeds without leaving a name. Your back is the legend."
The braided head is held high,
"Dad, dad, what is LF? Is it Lafang?"
Huang Dashan looked solemn,
"How many times have I told you not to leave your name? This kid needs a code!"
The braid bit her fingers reluctantly,
"Oh, okay, Uncle Wang..."
She felt that her new father, oh, the only father, behaved differently from her previous "fathers".
I won't hang around her all day long to please her, but occasionally I will do some very interesting things.
(I only have one father now, so I must protect this father!)
From a harem of three thousand beauties to a single seedling, the child can't accept it. He is terrified all day long for fear that the father of the only solitary seedling will also "die" easily.
Therefore, the croissant braids are simply tied with a white towel,
"Shh, shh, shh!"
Huang Dashan said doubtfully,
"What are you doing?"
The braid said,
"Dad...Uncle Wang, you said to use a secret code. This is the secret code that Xiaohong Xiaobao and I have agreed upon. As soon as I whistle, they will come from behind and surround the person we robbed!"
"Have you ever considered the fact that you can't whistle at all?" Huang Dashan said thoughtfully, "Also, this is not called robbery, it is called chivalry, robbing the rich and giving to the poor!"
"Look at how pitiful your mother, me, you, and my dark-skinned sister, Sister Yeyu, are penniless~"
The braided eyes sparkle,
"Oh, we are poor and they are rich, I understand...that's what robbing the rich and giving to the poor actually means."
"I'll tell my mother to go in a moment. I've learned a new idiom!"
Huang Dashan spoke righteously,
"Forget what you just said, let's start robbing now!"
"Okay~"
A few hundred meters away, Brother Meng was leading a group of drunk friends down the mountain in a car.
A dozen burly men with red faces and thick necks were crammed into a car. The scene was so beautiful that even the roar of the engine could not stop their loud voices.
"Loyalty, Boss Meng is so loyal. This meal today opened my eyes!"
"It should be trench air."
Fatty Meng’s proud voice,
"Don't talk nonsense, I just happened to find this place. This boss is like a fool. Such a big piece of third-level cattle can't weigh twenty or thirty kilograms? Just sell it for two thousand circulation points, bah!!"
"Hmm~ It's more than twenty or thirty pounds. It's a third-level bull-fighting and weighing scale."
Fatty Meng continued,
"I heard that there are occasionally fourth-level bullfighting, mom, but it's a pity that even I haven't caught up with it. How much origin must be hidden in that meat... Oops..."
"呲GA!"
The violent braking sound almost threw Mr. Meng directly from the car.
"What happened?"
Brother Meng was in a cold sweat at that time.
Where is this? This is right under the nose of Mingguang City. How come you have encountered a strange beast with such a bad idea?
The driver rubbed his eyes, seriously suspecting that he was hallucinating due to being drunk.
"No, it's not...it seems like we encountered a robber."
Brother Meng: "..."
Are you kidding me, coming to the wilderness to rob someone at night?
and...
And I came with my kids!
Huang Dashan smiled and put the braid on the ground, which was wrapped in a white towel on his face. The braid immediately shouted in a cooperating voice,
"Robbery, robbery! Hand over all the snacks, biscuits, chocolate shrimp crackers, plum candy... and the circulation points! As long as cash is not accepted, credit cards are not accepted!!"
"Boohoo!"
The braid whistled.
Soon, two giant birds with huge long and wide wings were not used for flying. Instead, a huge bird with the shape of a black tiger taking out a heart (or a monkey stealing a peach?) stepped on the air and ran down from the off-road vehicle with a "dong dong dong".
, seal the vehicle’s escape route.
It was very shocking and exciting. What was even more shocking and exciting was that the two birds were actually covered. To be precise, they had two tattered sacks tied to their faces.
Someone in the off-road vehicle immediately recognized someone with a black cloth covering his face.
"yellow..."
After all, these drunken lunatics were not stupid at all. They threw the man over in a hurry, using their feet, buttocks and elbows to encourage him to hold back the next few words.
The guy in front of me with an extremely handsome appearance has a genuine fourth-level top level combat power, and he can even explode when he drinks too much!
This kind of template will look bright wherever you put it, and it will be a robbery?
Bah, let’s not mention this for now.
People are wearing veils on purpose, obviously they don’t want to be seen, but you still recognize them at a glance - you just say who will die if you don’t die today?
Brother Meng immediately put his hand into his arms,
"Hero, wait a minute, the money and snacks are here..."
Everyone responded one after another,
"Yes, yes, we vote..."
The masked gangster shouted loudly, drowning everyone's voices.
"Ah? You still want to take out weapons! Beat them!"
The strength of the people in the car is very good, and the fight is very layered.
Originally, they thought about resisting for a while, but when they took a look at the two huge terror birds, they immediately squatted down with their hands on their heads and stopped moving.
Damn it, do you want miss or -1?
When the braid saw this, he was so excited that he wanted to dance. Will he be able to rob the rich and give to the poor for the first time in his life?
"Robbery! Just don't move!"
While jumping around, the towel fell off and I had to tie it up again, so the people over there squatted more honestly.
And kept thinking about it,
"We don't know anything. We haven't seen anything."
"You won't be silenced, right?"
"I'm going to knock on you who has seen Brother Meng!"
The braid commanded the Horror Bird to run around at super high speeds, forming a sandstorm-like encirclement that blocked everyone's hope of escaping - with the gap between the Horror Bird and their group of people, it was just a matter of being lightly bumped into.
I have to lie down for at least three days at a time.
"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, there is someone over there who is running away!!"
Just listen to "Uncle Wang"'s deep voice reply,
"Stabilize the situation! Wait until I come back! Soon!"
The braided man's answer was like he was choking with excitement about being sacrificed,
"Ah wu...I know..."
"Wow, they really brought a lot of snacks!"
"Wow this is delicious..."
"Wow that's delicious..."
Listening to the non-serious sound of tearing open the packaging bag from behind, the veins in the masked Uncle Wang's forehead jumped.
(It’s time to make the scene more serious!)
(Is it all the fault of these prodigal bastards for taking care of so many young ladies?)
Brother Meng, who was being chased by the masked Uncle Wang, looked back at the "stabilized" situation over there and almost spat out a mouthful of blood!
Do you have any misunderstanding about the usage and dosage of the word "stabilize the situation"?
Seeing Brother Meng turn around, Masked Uncle Wang suddenly became excited as if he had been shot.
The little mosasaurus, which felt as if it had lost its sense of direction in the sea, saw its mother, and its life was full of confidence, and it was completely different:
"Damn it, what are you looking at!"
"..."
Brother Meng ran faster, and he couldn't answer these words at all.
"Don't run away! You have the ability to grab the words. If you have the ability, don't run away!"
"Thief Sun, hand over all the dried fish you have on you!"
...
Huang Dashan sat on the terror bird with his laden horns on his back, and trophies hanging everywhere around him, just like a general returning in triumph.
Croissant braids are very loyal. You know what sharing is at a young age.
"Sister Chizhi, sister Rong and sister Gungun are here to share the spoils... Come and eat the spicy snacks that dad and I robbed..."
Huang Dashan strode into the small restaurant,
"Straight bitch, it feels so good, haha, I have to play like this from now on... Hey, I said..."
In front of the counter, Her Majesty the Queen had just paid for the coconut milk jelly, but she did not look satisfied after eating the delicious dessert.
Although she didn't make a sound, she was muttering something quickly at the corner of her mouth.
"Who is that wild girl outside the window with a gray face, muddy face, and dirty braids?"
"Damn it, how did it get so dirty in just such a short time!"
"It's too sloppy. This kind of hygiene habit must be changed. It will have a very bad influence on the shaping of the child's outlook and character in the future!"
Everyone lowered their heads in humiliation, looking at this mother, she is really thoughtful.
"..."
The queen's sack!
Just now, your precious little boy was robbed...
Robbed...
Yeah...
ah...
Taking advantage of this period, Huang Dashan used a series of actions to fully demonstrate to everyone present what it means to steal Jingle Bells with lightning speed.
Lin Chou said,
"Are you really not going to eat anything else?"
Ye Luan rubbed his eyebrows and said distressedly,
"What grandma said is so good. A man can take care of his children as long as he lives."
"I won't eat, I have no appetite."
"People in Mingguang are all cunning. They are always trying to take advantage of me. Talking about it these days has given me a headache."
It is completely conceivable that the offensive and defensive alliances in the Cataclysm Era were not so easy to operate.
If Northwest Wolf City hadn't helped Mingguang and Luanshan from time to time, the tone of cooperation would have been impossible to set so neatly - there is a hungry wolf at your door who only bites whoever, and a beautiful young lady/ Brother, which one do you choose?
Speaking of which, I would also like to thank the wolf from the north for realizing the dream of many people with lofty ideals who bought steel wire balls but had nowhere to use them!
Lin Chou coughed,
"Is it General Ye?"
Ye Luan suddenly gritted his teeth.
"It's a guy named Qin Yuanfeng! Damn it, how can there be such a fussy man in this world??"
"It turns out to be Secretary Qin. Mingguang is still too embarrassed to act too shady."
It's necessary! Otherwise, the person who goes to talk should be named Pen, not Qin...
Ye Luan is confused,
"?"
Lin Chou solemnly said,
"Business cannot be done without mercy. Your Majesty, please come to the shop often to patronize me. I will also take the gold~"
"What are you talking about without knowing anything!" (To be continued)