Leng Han was ashamed. He didn't expect a certain Sikong's reaction to be so violent, and his plan went wrong.
Looking at the mediocre duck in my hand, I always feel that it cannot match Lin Moumou's extremely handsome appearance.
Yes, it's a duck and not a quack.
However, considering that this duck is a high-quality gray soup duck produced by the Xue family at a breeding price of 30,000 circulation points each, Leng Han thought to himself, Lin Moumou might not mind so much that it is not actually a quack, right?
?
"Well..."
I should have smashed Sikong Yu’s teeth just now! This man’s smile is so annoying!
She silently looked at the crystal world in front of her, with blue sky, white clouds, green peaks and green water, and the aurora rolling across the sky was extremely gorgeous.
"Come on, boss, it depends on whether you can take down the boss lady in one fell swoop!"
"A starving person can cook anything... Just a piece of meat will follow you... Boss, don't forget that you have a full set of equipment... oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and various condiments.
..”
From the huge well behind him came the cheers of a group of people who were worried about the world being in chaos and were distorted by the deep well walls.
Leng Han didn't need to look back to know that the edge of the well over there must be covered with the heads of people watching the fun.
"Go back and twist all your heads off..."
After walking for some distance, the winding green water river blocked Leng Han's path.
The duck in my hand saw the water and struggled violently.
"Gah, gah~"
Leng Han frowned,
"Don't make any noise."
His hands shook casually, and the poor duck's joints crackled all over. He only took in a tenth of his breath, and the whites of his eyes rolled up.
"quack!"
"quack!"
"quack!"
As if it was infected, the sound along the green water and in the forest became loud one after another.
Leng Han looked at the duck in his hand doubtfully.
"Hmm, why does it sound similar to your voice? Is it a goose?"
Duck:"......"
Leng Han didn't care about this. When she saw the magnificent Crystal Palace complex covering an area of several thousand square meters on the other side, she couldn't help but smile warmly.
"You are really ingenious. This is what Sister Qingyu calls an exquisite man. He will never wrong himself no matter where he goes..."
The ice surface creaked, forming ice crystal paths with anti-slip surfaces.
Leng Han took a deep breath and strode toward the other side. His steps varied from brisk to heavy, and his face varied from joyful to serious.
(Wait, just, let’s go there like this? Take the duck with you?)
(How should I explain the blank space of more than ten days... If Lin Zi asks why no one came to save him...)
(How about waiting a few more days... The effect will be better if you are hungry for a long time... It is best when you don't know anything except being hungry... so you won't ask questions...)
There is an acquaintance under the spring named Lin:???
Welcome to the adult world where everyone you love is a devil.
Women are actually very magical creatures. Even though they look glamorous on the outside, secretly they are just like the sleeves of a down jacket. Their hearts are darker than anyone else, hen~
Of course, with Mingguang's average annual temperature, there is no need for down jackets (if you are thick-skinned enough, you don't even need clothes), so no one will understand Leng Moumou's inner Xiao Jiujiu.
"Dong~dongdong~"
Leng Han, who lowered his head, suddenly saw a white figure running along the river and hitting the ice at his feet, bouncing twice.
"Big girl, beautiful girl... uh..." Bai Shengsheng also suppressed the song he was humming.
Leng Han:⊙⊙
Lin Chou:o(*////////*)q
Lin Moumou rubbed his belly hard twice with a homemade large duck feather tail pipe brush, and at the same time covered his naked body with his waist-length hair, shrinking it into a quail shape.
"What are you doing..."
Lin Chou blinked hard and said calmly,
"I've been bored lately...Actually, I'm conducting a very important research..."
"Research...naked swimming...ahem...bathing?"
"No, no, no, actually I am studying a mysterious substance before the cataclysm, hydroxide acid!"
"This is a colorless, odorless, and tasteless chemical substance. It is also known as dioxyether, n-oxyalkane, oxyethylene, hydrogen hydroxide, decarbonized formaldehyde, dihydrogen monoxide, hydrogenated superoxide acyl, and decyanized zero
Aldoxime, dimerized hydroxide anhydride, hydrodesulfosulfuric acid, oxidative decarboxylic acetic acid, hydrogenated benzyl alcohol, hydrogenated denitrified nitric acid, hydrogenated cyanocyanic acid, hydrogenated alkaline acid, structural formula h-o-h, can be ionized into h+ and under certain circumstances
Oh-, it can cause various severe natural disasters, promote mudslides and landslides, and can have adverse effects on almost all human materials at a certain temperature."
"For example, now, my research has reached a certain level. My current topic is 'On the continuous impact of hydroxyl acid on the human body.' It is my responsibility to lead by example and be the first to come into contact with dangerous goods!"
Leng Han's mouth twitched,
"Then the result of your research is..."
"Hydroxy acid is poisonous! It's poisonous and dangerous! If you take a large amount at one time, you will die on the spot. If you take a small amount, you will die slowly! Depending on the body's constitution, the death process usually takes 70 to 100 years. Isn't it particularly terrible? You have to suffer in 70 years.
How many sins are there? What’s even more terrifying is that this stuff is extremely addictive, and no method has been found to help humans get rid of it. Quitting means death!”
Leng Han's tenacious nerves kept her polite and cold smile,
"Did you research these?"
Lin Chou returned the smile, and the momentum was definitely enough: the silver teeth and the smell of duck feathers that couldn't be washed away all over the body were particularly touching!
"certainly!"
Leng Han reached out and pulled out a piece of... uh... a good-quality sheet from his bag.
"Then, there must be a laboratory for such good research, right? Can you show me around?"
Lin Chou quickly put the sheets on her body and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Laboratory, what laboratory..."
"Oh yes, yes, Lieutenant General Leng must visit the most advanced, largest, most functional, most comfortable and luxurious laboratory in this plane, covering an area of 240,200 and 3,500 square meters of high-end
This is the laboratory I use specifically to study hydroxide acids!"
Leng Han visited the four major areas of the "laboratory" with a straight face: living area, dining area, display area and rest area.
"The zoning is reasonable and orderly. If this high-end laboratory has an 'experimental area' that I haven't seen."
Lin Chou smiled shyly,
"There will be some, and the experimental area is still under construction."
Leng Han suddenly pointed at a huge crystal tablet and asked,
"What's this?"
Lin Chou smiled,
"As for the calendar, the three thousand five hundred and ninety-nine days are all on it."
Leng Han was shocked all over,
"How many??"
Lin Chou reached out and touched the crystal tablet, then immediately took off a long piece of crystal and crushed it.
There is an ugly word "一" on the crystal tablet.
"Today, the 3600th day, let's make it together... uh..."
Lin Chou blinked his eyes, and through the tiny fluff behind Leng Han's ears, he could see the black hair and the curve of his back.
"What...what's wrong...what...hey, your saliva flowed into my neck...uh...no...isn't it saliva..."