Can I bring a bowl to your house for dinner? Just one bowl!
There is no doubt that if conditions permit, Huang Dashan will definitely move his bathtub to Lin Chou to pretend to be his job without any psychological burden.
Master Shan said regretfully,
"Lin Zi is really getting more and more stingy. After all, he used to take care of everything, but now he only has such a small bowl for one person and doesn't refill it. Doesn't your conscience hurt??"
Xiao Yourong, who had just arrived at the scene of the crime, looked at the so-called "small bowl" that Master Shan said in surprise when he heard this, stretched out his hand and hugged... er... hugged it.
Well, look at this bowl, it's big and round...
Su Yourong spent a lot of effort, but the bowl didn't move at all as if it was standing on the table.
emmmm, why does master’s conscience hurt?
Remember the pot surnamed Huang, I owe you.
Su Yourong murmured,
"I feel like I can soak myself in it and take a shower..."
The big-breasted sister carried Su Yourong to a high chair and sat down, then stuffed two cushions under her buttocks.
"You have to eat more. Look, you're not as tall as that green-headed potted plant. It's embarrassing."
Su Yourong puffed out her chest,
"She and I are two different species."
After many people saw this scene, they felt that something in their heads was shattered to the ground with a "duang" sound as the little girl, who was not even as tall as the tabletop, lifted her chest. It hurt so much!
Um...
You are indeed not the same species...
I have never seen such a rude and unreasonable species in my whole life!
Shan Ye has long been immune to the magic attacks of the big one and the small one. He is not like those newbies who can't even dig their eyes out.
What's more, filling your stomach is obviously more important now. Food and clothing have always been the basis of everything.
Sikong's weird smile,
"Sheng Mi's favor competes with Mi's hatred, you haven't had enough free lunch, have you?"
Huang Dashan laughed sillyly,
"Let me tell you, Xiao Sikong, who doesn't want to eat more free meals? Do you know what is the most delicious meal I have ever eaten in my life? When I was not an evolver, I could not enter the tiger's den alone.
..."
"Stop! Stop! Who doesn't know about your glorious deeds? Why don't you get tired of telling everyone about them? Can you tell me something that we guys don't know!"
"Ahem, didn't you interrupt me before I could say anything? I went on to say that after I was picked up by the original Panshan team boss and brought back to the team, I must have been in a coma on and off for several days.
, sometimes I smell something that attracts my soul and prevents me from dying. Hehe, as soon as I open my eyes, guess what?"
Everyone's eyes were bright, but unfortunately no one responded.
Mr. Shan was bored and didn’t feel embarrassed at all.
"I was lying with two corpses. Opposite me were members of the Panshan team. There was a deer tied to a very thick tree, and half of a human leg was stuck on the antlers."
"The people from the Panshan team are roasting venison, taking slices from the deer leg and grilling them. Ouch, the smell."
"Later, when I saw more, I realized that the deer that stabbed two members of the Panshan team to death was just an ordinary mutated sika deer. It is rare for the entire species to even reach the second level."
Sikong shrugged and said,
"If you want to say that Mr. Shan is also a real man, this is the first time I have seen someone dare to rush into the wilderness with a broken kitchen knife."
Master Shan said proudly,
"If I hadn't been decisive at that time, I would be here now."
Shan Ye originally wanted to describe it with something like "brilliant" and "famous", but when he hesitated, Lin Chou, an upright person, overcame him.
Lin Chou said,
"Marry into a wealthy family? From then on, reach the pinnacle of life?"
Everyone laughed wildly,
"Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with marrying into a rich family!"
"Snake skin, you're crazy, you made me laugh my dentures off."
"So, Master Shan actually married twice?"
"Don't make trouble, you have obviously been married again and again."
"Isn't this the same!"
"..."
Huang Dashan said angrily,
"Your father has only been married twice!"
However, it is difficult to reconcile the opinions of many people, ah no, the opinions of many people make gold, and Huang Dashan's resistance seems to be both weak and helpless.
And Wu Ke, a tech-oriented single dog, obviously smelled bits and pieces of rancid smell from Shan Ye's anger.
"Hey, Mr. Shan, you have a story. What's the matter? Are you really a bride-in-law for our eldest lady?"
Huang Dashan denied it flat out, and after a while he said,
"We have free love, do you understand free love?"
The boos kept coming,
"Master Shan, we won't be happy to hear what you say like that. Can you teach us the secret of falling in love freely with a father-in-law who is worth hundreds of millions and is waiting to be hanged?"
"That's right, I remember that your father-in-law came up to give you the base of the latest off-road vehicle from the Research Institute, worth 27 million circulation points."
"It's awesome, it's awesome. How about such an operation?"
"Isn't that right? The history of Mr. Shan's family needs to be studied."
"envious."
The Hedong lion raised by Master Shan was famous in Mingguang even before Her Majesty the Queen showed up. As for how Her Majesty the Queen later communicated with this "big lady", no one knows the inside story.
Master Shan was really impatient with being tormented by these gossips.
"Moji, you motherfucker is a big watermelon. At that time, I wanted someone with strength and strength. There were a few little girls crying and shouting that they wanted to marry me. There were weird chicken feathers, rolling, rolling, what the hell are you doing?"
Wu Ke sneered unceremoniously,
"Hehehe, can a little fan girl with a net worth of hundreds of millions fall in love with you? Do you know what that wealth means? It is only necessary to cultivate a dozen little milk dogs from the in vitro stage with pure genes and good genes before the catastrophe.
For just a few cents, you can also experience the fun of growing up. It’s just you with such a big face, ugh!”
Huang Dashan: "..."
Why didn't I realize that this kid had such a poisonous mouth before?
Huang Dashan also risked his life and showed no mercy.
"Oh, you little bastards, if I don't tell you today that you guys can plan my whole life, pour me a glass of wine, and I will tell you about your Grandpa Dashan's love story."
Someone teased,
"Can you tell me how to marry into a wealthy family, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!"
Huang Dashan's bull's eyes stared,
"I don't understand the first two. As for the second one, is heaven peak enough?"
The man immediately shrank his neck and disappeared laughing.
Shanye put on his posture and said,
"Simple, I saved her life, it's that simple. She always wants to repay us, but who are we? At that time, your Grandpa Huang Dashan had just become an evolutionist and joined the Panshan team. It was when he was in high spirits.
I feel like I can fly with two wings, without even looking at her."
"A woman is a creature. The more you don't care about her, the more curious she will be about you. Now think about it, the main reason is that I am handsome. Just my sharp-cut face and my embarrassing stubble.
With melancholy eyes, she always tried her best to seriously consider buying me a lot of little things that I couldn't think of but that are very practical and suitable for me, hehehe..."
"Can I be bribed so easily? These are daily necessities that can't be returned to my little girl, so I bought a bunch of messy things and gave them to her as a gift in return. If she gave them to me, I would give them to her.
, she will send it to me again and I will send it to her again..."
After hearing this, everyone lost interest.
Mmp, this is no imaginary guide to chasing girls, it is clearly a show off of overwhelming superiority and Hong Guoguo!