Huang Dashan didn't expect that Sikong would refute him so scientifically and formally, and smacked his lips and said,
"You are so boring. You usually pay attention to some random things. Wouldn't it be nice if you have the time to read more pornographic articles to cultivate your sentiments?"
"Hey, hey, hey! There are quite a few lesbians here! Huang Dashan, do you still have any moral integrity?"
"That's right, this guy is too much."
The public's anger was overwhelming, and even the deer legs were not recovered. Huang Dashan disappeared.
After eating a few pieces of venison, Bai Suren put down his chopsticks and quietly played with the deer leg for Sikong.
Everyone squinted at Bai Suren, seeing beautiful words such as "gentle, kind, virtuous, and virtuous" reflected on his stunning face.
So I quickly shook my head, thinking about the reverse buff like crazy.
(Illusion, everything is an illusion.)
(That’s actually a humanoid toolbox!)
(The toolbox is full of wrenches...)
Yes, this hegemonic server is obviously not powerful enough and cannot cover up the essence of things at all.
Lin Chou said,
"It takes a long time to roast such a big leg. It needs to be simmered over high heat. The edges are sealed first to seal in the meat juice. The outside cannot be broken by brushing oil. Then, it is roasted slowly over low heat. This way, the roasted venison leg will be tender.
And fresh.”
Bai Suren hummed slightly, followed the instructions, and said,
"When I was a kid, I was reading Red Mansion. I envied the roasted venison at Luxue'an for a long time. Now I have experienced the taste of meat. It's really good. It's a pity that there are no white snow and red plums to match the scene."
Sikong smiled slightly and nodded,
"really."
Huang Dashan: "Who is Lu Xue'an?"
Everyone: "Is that roasted venison as delicious as Boss Lin?"
The corners of Sikong's eyes twitched, and he pinched his eyebrows in confusion.
Leng Han, who was silent, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky,
"Huh~"
The cold wind blew through, dispersing the fog above the hilltop, and the crystal snowflakes began to condense contrary to common sense, and rustled down all over the mountains and plains.
Huang Dashan was stunned,
"Is it true that he is a meteorological-level humanoid force unit just like Mr. Snow Dumpling?"
In front of a girl, saying that she is a humanoid weapon is probably not as powerful as words like "Little Red Riding Hood", "Fat" and "Short Legs".
Leng Han's face was expressionless.
The heavy snow in the sky suddenly became a bit sharper, cutting through the sky like flowers blooming on the tip of a knife.
"Whoosh whoosh!"
"Ouch!"
The screams from Huang Dashan were continuous and miserable.
Bai Suren's charming smile bloomed in the wind and snow, and she said playfully,
"A song suddenly occurred to me, shall I sing it?"
Everyone agreed with a roar. It was such a blessing to be able to hear Bai's singing at such a time!
Bai Suren opened his mouth,
“Along the gentle curves of the mountains and rivers,
Let the horses love the Central Plains and love the North and Jiangnan."
Different from Bai Suren's usually charming and affectionate soft voice, the depth and dormant emotions of a woman at this time made everyone feel a little uneasy.
Suddenly I feel so powerful, Hua Mulan?
However, as expected of the famous Bai Jiajia, this voice can give you anything you want at your fingertips!
Bai Suren's voice changed,
"Facing the passionate companionship of ice, snow and sword,
Cherish the golden years that God has given me."
Stunned.
Although we should be running in a serious and solemn manner, everyone couldn't help but slap the table and laugh wildly...
Huang Dashan stumbled to the ground and continued to scream,
"Ah ah ah what do you mean... Why do I feel like I'm being targeted... ah ah ah I was wrong... it hurts... it hurts..."
Qin Erhu pondered for a while and felt that he had understood what the beautiful sister meant, so he stood up proudly and tried to translate,
"Uncle Shan, Sister Bai's meaning should be: You don't have many days left, so do it and cherish it."
Everyone just wanted to praise him.
Just listen to Sikong say slowly over there,
"Well, I have to add something here. [And] refers to a male official in ancient Chinese, so [And do it and cherish it] can actually be translated like this: No matter how Dior your Dior is, you have to use it sparingly.
.”
Stunned!
So they all raised their thumbs:
"This reading comprehension is absolutely perfect!"
If everyone was "stunned", then Qin Erhu was definitely "stunned".
At this moment, poor Erhuzi's heart collapsed, and perhaps his moral integrity also collapsed along with his heart.
"I just know that I shouldn't interrupt when the big guys are chatting..."
"It turns out what Uncle Shan said is true. Some people are just good-looking, but their hearts are dirtier than anyone else..."
"Uuuuuuu, I will never be able to face such a sentence of 'do it and cherish it' that is worth a thousand words..."
"What should I do? Will Little Fairy Xia Yu think I'm dirty?"
"me..."
Qin Erhu looked back at Xia Yuxi coyly, it was so dazzling!
He only saw a pair of shining eyes aimed at Sikong.
Qin Erhu's eyes were stung by this gaze. The cold wind was blowing and the snow was flying. He wanted to cry, so he might as well just cry his eyes out.
...
The whole deer leg used for barbecue was actually not as delicious as Sikong thought. The meat tendons that had not been removed made the meat appear tough and even difficult to chew, so Sikong was shocked.
However, in such a snowy weather, amidst Leng's artificial cold, the heat steamed up from the cut section of the deer leg, and the fragrance and visual effect seemed to be amplified ten times.
He used his own silver scimitar to cut off a piece of meat from the deer's leg. Sikong Maali chewed it, but he was not lucky. A small group of tendons was hidden in the meat piece, making a crunching sound.
This did not affect Sikong's mood, and the God of Wealth showed a satisfied smile.
This is the life I want. This is what the knights in the TV series do. If I could have a big bowl of strong wine at this time, I would smash the porcelain sea bowl into pieces.
Tsk~
Of course, it's just a thought. Except for the big-breasted sister on Yanhui Mountain, no one else seems to have the right to throw the bowl.
Lin Chou saw Sikong's bulging cheeks and wanted to laugh for no reason, and pointed at him,
"The inside will be extra tender..."
Sikong vowed,
"I'll eat the whole leg!"
This guy's chuuni soul has been completely burned.
Lin Chou cut up another batch of meat slices and distributed them to everyone.
While eating slowly, he chopped a deer leg into minced meat, chopped some wild onions, mixed it in, briefly seasoned it with chili pepper, cumin and other spices, and asked Su Yourong to get the casings left over from making sausages.
, stuffing the meat filling into sausages in minutes.
He coiled the sausage into a mosquito-repellent coil, passed a bamboo skewer through it horizontally, put it on the baking sheet and fried it.
"Zizzi, zizizi~"
Huang Dashan appeared at the right time, handed over a handful of venison kebabs, and said with saliva,
“With the addition of extra chili pepper and cumin, making the skewers is more refreshing than frying the meat!”
Lin Chou rolled her eyes at him, took the skewers and pointed at the rest of the venison sausages.
"Take it, take it..."
Huang Dashan giggled like an old hen that had just laid eggs, and happily ran back to his place to fry sausages.
"Master Shan, give me a piece of intestine~"
"And me and me!"
"Shan Ye's righteousness is so great that we share all the blessings, so I will accept this sausage with a smile, hahaha~"
So Yan returned to the mountain and was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere...
Ah no, it is actually full of Shan Ye’s roar and tone,
"lay down!"
"Put it all down for me!"
"If you don't let go, believe it or not, I will take off my shoes!!"
"Why should I share the sausages I got with my own skills with you?!"