I don’t know what the pig knuckles are thinking in their hearts, but this is really like someone sitting on a pot at home and coming from the sky.
Considering that the strength of these living fathers is that they can talk to Wei Tianxing, picking them out alone and calling them boss will definitely not offend anyone.
Therefore, the skill activated by these live dads: [Unexpected Disaster] is likely to last for more than 24 hours, so the pig knuckles gave in without hesitation.
Wearing the most slutty...cross out...the solemn clothes that best highlight a man's true nature, driving the best and flashiest off-road vehicle, and even spraying a men's perfume with a dark and fragrant aroma...in short, it's the best
I made myself look pretty and dog-like, and resolutely chose to be a licking dog.
Of course, Wei Qingyu certainly didn't expect to be able to lick this beautiful mountain. Just thinking about the fat man Wei Tianxing standing in front of her made them feel like their mouths were filled with oil.
If you can't lick it, you'll get three orgasms!
What's more, there is another mountain...ahem...
The main task of the pig knuckles must be to make a gesture. While licking their daddy to pleasure, they must also try not to be compared with Wen Moumou's "active", "willingness", and "swinging the hoe with great skill"
"Sex" and other quite ambiguous words are linked together.
Life is already so difficult, it’s time like this and we have to test each other’s acting skills, e=(o｀*))) Oh!
there.
The fat man on the third floor of the Five-Flower Guards very eagerly pulled out a chair for his precious daughter and waited patiently for her to sit down like a gentleman.
Then I received a smile from Yun Xiao, a caring little cotton-padded jacket, and then I sat back down happily.
With such a simple process, Wei Tianxing's forehead and neck were already sweating.
Wei Tianxing said with satisfaction,
"I would say it's better here in the woods. It's cooler and the wind blows naturally. Look at the temperature here. Who knows what the room temperature is now..."
A ray of light reflected from the lens in the corner, and Wu Ke said in a gentle and virtuous voice like he was announcing the curtain,
"17.5 degrees Celsius, well, the temperature that Mingguang people are most accustomed to and like the most."
The fat man was very satisfied with this answer,
"Nanny, today I'm eating bear paws, a saber-toothed bear in the sixth-order forest. Tsk tsk, the age of the catastrophe is great. If I want to eat this thing before the catastrophe, I might have to change my nationality or something...
.”
"Some people in Mingguang have made bear paws before, but they are not as high-level as this. Hey, bear paws can nourish qi and blood, remove dampness and cold, strengthen the body, and regenerate muscles and bones. I heard that it is especially good for old injuries of muscles and bones.
It’s very friendly to those suffering from rheumatism and bone pain in the elderly. There are a few old guys in Heishenhai who ask for a few bear paws from Mingguang every year to take back and stew.”
Wei Qingyu nuzzled
Although this action is very suspicious of showing off.
but...
It makes sense for people to have beautiful parents~
Wei Qingyu said,
"Dad, you don't have to tell me that. Women, especially women like your daughter and me who are naturally beautiful and don't gain weight no matter how much we eat, how could we refuse that full, fragrant collagen?"
Wei Tianxing suddenly fell silent,
"Nanny, that collagen, nine-tenths of its effectiveness is derived from..."
"I know..."
"That..."
"Sincerity leads to spirituality."
"???"
"Hey! Dad, don't you think this is the perfect excuse to eat pig's trotters, peach gum, sea cucumber, chicken wings, duck feet and goose gum... These things are made in heaven?"
"..."
Wei Tianxing was really silent this time. Even Wei Qingyu sneaked into the kitchen without noticing. When he came to his senses, he only saw the shadow of a small cotton-padded jacket passing by the kitchen door.
"My daughter is awesome~" After a long while, the fat man smiled inexplicably, very reluctantly.
"Yeah, your daughter is awesome!"
Whoosh!
The sword light, three times faster than Wen Zhongjiu's dynamic visual imaging speed and countless times faster than sitting on Wei Qingyu's chair, instantly strangled the drunk guy's neck.
Wen Zhongjiu let out a sigh, and moved his buttocks away from the still-warm chair as quickly as possible. He hurried away with some reluctance. He raised his hands innocently,
"Speak well if you have something to say..."
"Speak of your uncle!" Wei Tianxing's face turned green.
What a bad time!
His precious daughter's whereabouts have been quite strange lately. He has caught her coming home more than once after curfew with a flushed face. She looked like she was drunk.
Ha, what a joke!
Why should we take Wei Tianxing for granted? He is the gourmet benchmark in Mingguang Base City!
Don’t tell me whether you drank or not, within ten meters:
What kind of wine he drank, when he drank it, how much he drank, how low the alcohol content was, what were the dishes that went with the drink... He could smell all of this just by stretching his nose!
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve carried it!
Wei Tianxing, who was languishing in the quilt that could not even cover his whole body with a two-meter-wide quilt, wet his pillow towel with tears!
(It’s such a sad story. Fatty has become obese again... Every time I put on the quilt, I feel like I’m holding an umbrella...)
Woo woo woo...
That wine was 15 years old from Qingquanshan. He had never even drank it a few times...
This guy named Wen is not a human being!
The relationship between our brothers who have been dead for many years is no match for a little girl's movie...
Huh...
etc...
Damn you Wen Chongjiu, you actually did something to my precious girl!!!
Wei Tianxing's eyes were as piercing as the sword light, making it impossible to look directly at him.
A circle of people eating melons rushed out of the door and ran away in the blink of an eye. Although the melons were big and sweet, the knives used to cut the melons were equally sharp. Chopping melons, vegetables and chopping them up didn’t seem to be very difficult for the people eating melons.
Looks like...
"Hiccup~"
A wine burp penetrated the soft hearts of several young and middle-aged women like a sharp arrow.
"嘤~"
(The extremely handsome Mr. Wen, even when he burps, he is so charming and charming.)
(I really want to feel the hint of wine mixed with Mr. Wen’s moist breath from up close... Oh... the subtle arc of the corners of the lips...)
(Go away! Don’t fucking look at my husband! What’s wrong with never seeing a man?!)
Wen Zhongjiu gave the young and middle-aged women who were peeking at him a gentle Wen smile, and several women almost screamed.
"Ahem...Old Wei?" Wen Zhongjiu said sarcastically.
Fatty reminded with a sneer,
"Who are you with? You are three years older than me!"
A certain female fan: (＾u＾)ノ~yo Guo Degang and Lin Zhiying?
Wen Chong drank and pondered,
"Two years and three days, where did you get three years old?"
The fat man was furious,
"What the hell do you mean? What do you mean? Why do you suddenly care about this thing? You didn't know how to say this before, do you know? It's not normal! There's something wrong! Say it! You fucking are
Don’t you have any thoughts that you shouldn’t have??”
Wen Chongjiu: "..."
Obviously, the chat between the two people did not go smoothly.