The first thousand one hundred and sixty-four chapters
Last month, my waist was still fine. This month, the bald man was really worthy of being a passer-by whose name was not worth remembering. He was instantly dropped by the angry Yanzi, and he lay on the ground with a lot of breath.
There is less energy.
Hahaha, this guy, with his unbeatable low-level rank, would definitely not survive the 30 starting coins in another story. This shows how harmonious, friendly, and charitable we are here.
The swallow spat,
"Bah, scumbag, big pig's hooves!"
So everyone expressed their condolences to the bald man:
“It’s so hard to pick your feet.”
"Too young. At first glance, she looks like she's not married yet."
"When I was talking to my wife at home, I was watching all directions and listening in all directions. If something went wrong, I would immediately pull out the push-pull car brake behind the sofa, and then I would kneel down with an Armstrong spin!"
“What is a push-pull car arrester??”
[picture]
"Oh, boss, Crooked Sykes, this thing looks a bit sinister. The nails must be four centimeters long, right?"
"Bah, that's called seix~"
"Oh boy, you don't understand this. The improved special collector's edition, as long as you move fast enough and use enough strength, the nails will retract instantly. It is definitely more comfortable than kneeling on a washboard. My wife may feel distressed and it will be gone in two hours."
It’s been ten minutes, hey..."
"(w)Please link!"
The bald man fell to the ground in a standard Tai-zi shape, dumbfounded as he listened.
Aren’t married people so smart? Isn’t marriage a step towards human evolution?!
Then, he saw two breasts blocking a small piece of sky between a few married guys chatting together.
The bald man couldn't help but sniff and listen, it was the sound of liquid flowing.
Very quiet beep,
"Fortunately, I'm already lying on the ground..."
Well, otherwise I'll have to get hit three or two times.
Wei Qingyu asked with a smile,
"Hey? Where can I buy this??"
The one turned its head back and said with a playful smile,
"It's specially made by Ellis. Don't tell me I'm hiding something. The name listed below at window 136 will get a 50% discount."
Now he turned his head completely, and then he met Wei Qingyu's curious baby gaze.
"Uh... Wei..."
This guy's neck made a crackling sound as if it were rusty. The bones that greeted him were completely frozen, and the scarlet gaze of Wei Qingyu behind him was like a wolf like a tiger due to his heavy drinking.
(Fuck pills...)
I wish I could give myself a big mouth. Looking at Mr. Wen's ferocious eyes that want to devour others, I am afraid that I can just write a will.
"Thank you~" Wei Qingyu patted his shoulder, "Is there any discount if I buy more?"
Wen Chongjiu: Damn, why are you so panicked all of a sudden?
Wei Tianxing: Damn, why are you so panicked all of a sudden! Hey...wait...I'm so panicked...
The fat man cast his eyes on Wen Zhongjiu,
"hey-hey..."
Wen Zhongjiu:∑(っ°Д°;)っ
But Fatty immediately realized the danger of his idea.
Thief Sun! Get out of here, you can covet such a good thing??
"Well...it's obviously my daughter who is going to honor me..."
Everyone looked confused.
Fatty, I’m afraid you have some misunderstanding about the word filial piety...
Wei Tianxing said righteously and solemnly,
"What do you know? This thing is perfect for massaging the acupuncture points of Bolinggai, right?"
Wei Qingyu could only look up at the sky, expressing that he did not want to talk to his biological father.
Leng Han, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help curling his lips, his eyes full of smiles.
This big sister Wei Qingyu, who is said to have brought her up by pooping and pooping, is sometimes much more childish than her.
"Huh? It smells so good..."
Leng Han looked towards the kitchen and saw the aroma that made her heart beat.
Then, a cute little pimple appeared on Leng Han's arm, and she obviously noticed it herself.
She gritted her teeth slightly, stared at her arms, and whispered bitterly,
"Promise..."
Others immediately started shouting,
"His, hiss, the smell has changed, smell it!"
"Huh? What does this smell like? Why does it feel so fufu..."
"I seem to smell the smell of resin..."
Some people looked like they were about to explode on the spot:
"Say, Boss Lin is such a clever little guy. I've been smelling it for several days just by smelling it. Fortunately, I had the foresight to bring a lot of beef jerky here, otherwise the body would be damn cold by now.
..."
"The jade-faced little flying dragon has a merciless request. I dare to ask that young lady with a beautiful figure and exaggerated curves. Yes, yes, yes, don't look at it. I just ask you. Can you lend me the stockings you are wearing?
Do you want to use the condom? I'll go and rob you in the kitchen and I'll return it to you right away. I guarantee my character. I will never lick it or do anything indescribable."
"roll!!"
"okay..."
It didn't take long to wait. Lin Chou quickly left the kitchen after a sound of pots and pans and the sound of air flowing.
Countless gazes were attached to them, and those gazes were as warm as irons. The surging energy of a group of people caused ripples in the air to add free special effects to the sight.
This battle shocked Lin Chou.
"What...what the hell..."
Everyone said quietly,
"Why did you come out by yourself? Where are the things? Where are the dishes?"
Lin Chou said speechlessly,
"It's too big outside. You can't get through this door. You have to go out through the back door of the kitchen."
Hula.
Suddenly everyone was outside.
On Lin Chou's head was a very, very, very common dinner cover, hemispherical in shape, emitting a silver metallic cold light.
So everyone was amazed,
"Wow..."
"so big..."
"It's so fucking big!"
"But I'm uneducated, so I can take over the world with just one word."
Well, most men should be very happy to hear this.
Lin Chou looked around and found that there was no suitable dining table to place the huge dinner plate, which was ten meters in diameter, so he could only place it on the ground.
I couldn't help but murmur sadly,
"Yeah, the formal style is definitely not suitable for me..."
A group of giant babies, aged two years and more than 200 months, who are waiting for food, are sitting in a row around the dinner plate. At first glance, they look very well-behaved, but their eyes look like hungry wolves.
Or it shines green like a robber.
"Open it, my insides are already so hungry from head to toe!"
"Glow, it will definitely shine, even the neon dragon shines!"
"Yes, yes, this is a sixth-level alien beast. Can Boss Lin give me some special effects that meet society's expectations?"
"Stop talking nonsense! You don't get paid to be a special effect artist? Boss Lin has done so much. Your insincerity makes it difficult for others!"
Lin Chou was so happy that he cursed and cursed instantly.
"Oh shit?"
Holding the dinner plate, he turned around and left.
"No, no, no, no!"
"Apologise! You bastard, apologize to Boss Lin! Now!"
"I can't stand it anymore. This is Chi Guoguo's slander. I have such a bad temper. Where is my knife..."