Master Shan, carrying a shiny big ax head and a shiny brain, walked briskly to the back mountain to find his "whole world".
Lin Chou looked at Huang Dashan's back with a sad face, quickly losing confidence in his cooking skills.
"That's not possible. Could it be that after all the spicy dishes I cooked for him, it would have no effect at all?"
"I'm going to take a nap. You'll be sure to call me for breakfast tomorrow." The warlock said as he crawled into the Pangolin.
Wu Ke secretly said,
"I'm afraid that kid's kidney has turned into honeycomb. It's already riddled with holes. No matter how you patch it up, it will leak."
Lin Chou shook his head deeply,
"This is an insult to our cooking skills. It seems that I must develop more good kidney-tonifying dishes..."
"Yes, yes, yes," Wu Ke followed the good advice, "You and Lieutenant General Leng will also need it in the future! Oh yes, there is also the big-breasted sister. When sister Xiaoxia and Yourong become adults... hiss... thank you for your hard work.
Brother Chou..."
"Believe it or not, I'm going to throw you into the pot and stew it with the beef kidneys right now? Do you prefer more cumin or cinnamon?"
"That's not possible!" Wu Ke said proudly, "The quality of my meat is very low. With Chef Lin's requirements for ingredients, you have to start as a third-order evolver no matter what. It's not worth the firewood money to use me, isn't it?
"
Lin Chou was speechless. Should I say that you are self-aware, or should I say that you are shameless?
Then Lin Chou went into the kitchen, leaving Wu Ke sitting alone in the room, looking lonely and lonely.
"Hey, that's what otakus are like. The dead of night is when I can show off my talents..."
"Hey, hey, hey!" The warlock had already laid down in the Pangolin and was about to sleep. Hearing this, a string of gray fog subtitles floated out, "Be careful in public places. If you are a thug, please go back to your own bedroom."
Wu Ke looked at the sky silently,
"Uncle Warlock, I never thought that someone like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be corrupted. Not to mention dirty..."
Warlock's subtitles instantly collapsed and turned into a straight middle finger.
Wu Ke smelled the smell of beef kidneys wafting from the kitchen, stuck his head out the window, and said with emotion,
"The night is so dark today...well...it's so damn hard to see..."
A wind smelling like beef kidney came out, as gentle as the spring breeze blowing on your face.
"Hiss..." Wu Ke shivered immediately, "The smell is too strong... vomit..."
When he smelled the smell of kidneys, his first reaction was nausea, so Wu Ke was confident that his kidneys were not empty.
Otherwise, it should be like the one in Huang Dashan, just like a vicious dog grabbing shit.
Wu Ke retched twice and prepared to go to bed.
With tears in his eyes, he suddenly saw the figure of a woman with her head lowered in the corner of the room.
"Damn it, sister, you can't make a sound when you walk. When did you get here?"
Oh, look what I found, a wild girl!
The woman's hair was long and black, and she looked thin and frail. She lowered her head and didn't speak. She shrugged her shoulders as if she was crying. Her whole person exuded a pitiful smell from the inside out.
Seeing this, Wu Ke became excited on the spot: Forgive me for not being human, but this girl is my type...
"Ahem!" Wu Ke moved his butt on the chair, "Girl? What's wrong with you? Tell me if you're unhappy and let me... comfort you..."
This is basically the chat ability of the steel dead nerd. Of course, just this sentence is already much better than that of a guy named Lin, because that guy will probably just say "say it to make everyone happy".
Speak the sentence instead of suddenly changing to something else mid-sentence...
The woman's shoulders were hunched even more, her hair spread softly from her cheeks, and she looked extremely weak.
"I... hate it so much..."
Oh! The girl started chatting with me! My brother successfully chatted me up!
Wu Ke suddenly became excited and racked his brains thinking,
"Appearing here at this time, could it be that the hunter team failed to perform the mission? No, no, there are no injuries on this body. Well, it is possible that someone ran away from the base city, but the city gate has been closed long ago... etc.
Yes, this girl didn't come here on foot. She looks like an ordinary person. She is lucky enough that even if she encounters a bigger mutant ant, she can be carried away..."
"Looking at the age of this figure and the voice of his voice, he is already in his late teens. He is getting married... Bah, bah, bah, what the hell am I talking about... Are you at odds with your parents? Are you running away from home? The single tax is coming.
Is it due? emmmm..."
Wu Ke's mind was spinning so much that his dopamine level had exceeded the limit, and his forehead suddenly became sweaty.
"Oh, she's really beautiful. I don't know if the front is convex or not, but the back is really pretty...just based on this back view...it's absolutely killer..."
The most important thing is that the dirty guy Shan Ye is not here, which means no one can disturb their world.
Wu Ke mustered up great courage and moved the table. He could already see the girl's white, tender and pink earlobes with fine hairs.
"I love it, I love it. Just these earlobes... they are so cute!"
The girl whimpered and whispered,
"I...hate...him... so much..."
Hammered!
This girl most likely had a quarrel with her boyfriend, and only at such an inexperienced age would she do such an impulsive thing that could endanger her life at any time.
Wu Ke rolled his eyes and secretly wrote to his wit: Come on, as long as you swing the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
"Well... don't be in a hurry, why don't you eat something first? Brother Chou's cooking is delicious. You can't eat such delicious food elsewhere. Besides, you can only have the strength to curse when you are full.
Isn’t that bastard?!”
The girl straightened her shoulders and sat up straight, as if she wanted to look back but was shy.
"Eat, do you have something to eat...I'm so hungry..."
The sobs disappeared, and the girl's voice became more delicate and pleasant.
Just be hungry!
Wu Ke's eyes began to glow automatically, green, like a very hungry wolf.
He moved the chair again, this time sitting next to the girl.
The girl's profile is clearly visible, fair and beautiful.
As expected, it was the gentle and quiet appearance of Xiaojiabiyu, which made Wu Ke, who had been single for more than 20 years, and his hands overjoyed.
Wu Ke raised his head and looked at the menu on the rafter. His remaining sense told him that any dish written on the menu could wipe out more than ten years of his savings, so he pretended to be wrong.
"Ah! Is it already this time? It's very late..."
The girl murmured,
"Yes, it's too late..."
"This is my first time. Do you want to try Brother Chou's salt chicken? There is also a spicy and spicy flavor. It's exciting. It's paired with a bowl of steaming pig's blood soup... Do you want to drink some beer? Staple food
There’s also green rice porridge!”
Wu Ke's words are very confusing. Wine is a trap, as is food...
In fact, the most expensive one he recommends is probably the green rice porridge.
Well, this is Wu Ke in the second half of the month, his limit.