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Chapter 1201 This man is stupid

The base city still attaches great importance to this big tiger with wings, and specially mobilizes a lot of manpower and material resources to lure the winged tiger...cross out...coercion and inducement, and the price offered includes but is not limited to cats.

Rats, voles, moles, bamboo rats, squirrels, rabbits, hazel chickens, sika deer...

Oh, we even got two dozen tigresses for the tigers to choose from.

One kind of primate and one kind of cat. What they have in common is that they are all beautiful and beautiful.

The brightest color acceptable for dressing up is haze blue. Lieutenant General Ru Leng has already burst out with unknown anger at the base city's unreliable behavior. They are even planning to install a large screen opposite the big tiger for 20 a day.

Four hours of non-stop playback of [Man and Nature], [Pulse of the Earth] and [Digimon].

The first two may be understandable, but what the hell is Digimon? Are you trying to summon the Master Ball across another dimension to capture the poster?

"It's ridiculous! Ridiculous!"

Leng Han was holding a cup of snow bud tea, looking like he was about to eat someone.

Lin Chou pinched his eyebrows.

It was impossible to persuade him, and he even wanted to teach Leng Han all the curse words he had stored up after living for twenty years, so that he would never die from scolding him.

Perhaps for this large group of idiots sent over from Base City, what they need is not someone else to help them quell Lieutenant General Leng's anger, but a thorough social beating.

Lin Chou silently served Leng Han more tea.

"Don't look at it, those linguists are so scared that you can't even pry their legs apart..."

Leng Han's aura is really not something that ordinary people can withstand. First, he has the same level of aura as if he is an iron horse. Second, he walks like the wind and sits like a bell in military life. He has great power. Third, he is naturally used to the tip of a knife.

Licking blood to live with a murderous aura that makes one's scalp numb.

"It seems that there is indeed such a thing as murderous aura!" Lin Chou sighed while calming down the hairs that stood up on his arms.

"Huh!" Leng Han finally looked away and rubbed his temples vigorously.

Lin Chou comforted,

"Basic City has been experimenting, isn't it? The solution can't be figured out at once. I always feel that this big cat has a very high IQ, maybe it's trying to raise the price!"

Zhao Er said,

"There are no people with low IQs who come out of these ancestral lands... The base city is just not sure what it wants..."

Lin Chou thought for a moment and glanced at the large group of people who were being tossed around in the direction of the back mountain.

"At least it can be confirmed that what it wants has not yet appeared."

So Zhao Er and Leng Han nodded together.

Zhao Eryi said with satisfaction,

"Let them worry about it. Maybe even the blind cat can hit the dead rabbit that hit the tree. At least the big cat is staying still, so there is no need for us to run around."

Lin Chou took it seriously and said to Leng Han with a smile,

"I see that you have lost some weight recently, so I just took this opportunity to stay in Yanhuishan for a few days and cook something good for you."

Leng Han narrowed his eyes,

"Um..."

Master Zhao Ershan and a group of other men looked shocked.

"Let me go, can you still tell that this girl has lost weight??"

"This is not in line with the national conditions!"

"The straight man with insufficient emotional intelligence... finally got the idea..."

Lin Chou looked calm,

"What do you mean?"

"who I am!"

"Are you a professional cook? If you take off a piece of pork from its half, the error will not exceed two ounces at a glance. If you ask me to weigh it, the error will definitely not exceed 10 grams. You can't tell whether a person is fat or thin? You guys are disgusted.

Who...uh...eh..."

A group of guys hurriedly covered Lin Chou's mouth and threw him out.

Leng Han stared blankly at the disappearing figure for a while, and a pile of cup shavings and ice shavings slipped from his palm to the ground.

"Oh," Zhao Er used a towel to sweep the scraps on the table into the trash can, "Don't pay attention to this guy. Don't you know he is stupid?"

"Who is stupid?"

"Hey, as the saying goes, a woman has to be more accommodating to chase a man. What's the point of you and him? Who in Yanhuishan doesn't know that Linzi's emotional intelligence is very high..."

"Who are you saying is stupid??!"

"Who else could it be? Who else could be friends with this guy? I'm not telling you, Leng Han, you have to..." Zhao Er still didn't realize what he was doing, "Uh... eh... how?

...Don't hit...Ouch...Why are you hitting someone again..."

After the three or five strong men who held Lin Chou perfectly interpreted the idiom "covered with big men", they watched helplessly as Mr. Zhao ran out of the house and was chased by a frozen golden ribbon. He was covered in cold sweat.

At the same time, they looked at each other dumbly.

"That's it, how dare you say with a shameless face that our boss Lin is a fool?"

"No wonder the second master still hasn't found a partner yet."

"Anyone who scolds the cook after dinner can be said to be a cruel person. It would be better for us, the Second Master... to just watch the landlady and scold the boss..."

"IQ is worrying."

Lin Chou squeezed out a head from the burly man,

"Let go, let go quickly, I still have soup simmering on the stove, it's been simmering for a while!"

"Good boy~" Huang Dashan touched Lin Chou's head and said lovingly, "Is it time to worry about Tang? If you go in now, there is a 90% chance that General Leng will silence you."

How could Huang Dashan be willing to let go?

No one dared to imagine the scene where Lieutenant General Leng beat up Lin Chou...

Who dares to dissuade Cold Tyrannosaurus from fighting?

Don't want to die?!

Who dares not to dissuade Lin Chou from fighting?

Don’t want to eat anymore?!

"That's the golden agar-agar stewed for Leng Han. The smell of ham is already coming out. If you don't believe me, just smell it."

"Farewell!"

Master Shan turned around and left.

Damn it, I will be in a hurry with anyone who tells me that this kid is stupid. He even has life-saving back-ups ready. This is obviously a wily guy!

After a while, Leng Han's full smile and Lin Chou's non-stop "eat more" and cold jokes made by searching for intestines and stomachs could be heard in the room.

The jokes Lin Chou told and the seriousness with which he told them were at the archaeological level. After only listening to two of them, the guys outside felt as if their whole bodies were covered in ice. However, Lieutenant General Leng seemed to enjoy it very much.

son.

Several people looked at each other,

"Speaking of which, what is Lieutenant General Leng's IQ?"

"The Research Institute announced it more than ten years ago, right? 142?"

"Where's Boss Lin?"

"..."

"Please be a human being!"

...

Golden soup agar-agar, the so-called agar-agar is a 'vegetable swallow', some people choose yuba and others choose tofu with bean skin. Lin Chou's choice is definitely the highest quality among them. He steamed shredded radish with hazel chicken soup, and used

The ham clear soup and the thick old hen soup add fragrance and flavor, and the golden agar-agar soup is rich in fragrance, oily and not greasy, with a slight sweetness.

Lin Chou watched the clay pot and Leng Han slurping a bowl of golden soup.

"I didn't have time to look for bird's nests, but I didn't expect them to taste so good when steamed in a tall pot."

Leng Han said,

"The ham is so delicious. Did you put the radish in it? Where is it?"

Lin Chou froze for a short while.

Pick up the spoon and add soup to Leng Han,

"Drink more. If it tastes good, drink more."

"Um!"


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