In this era, it is indeed not easy to find someone who understands Feng Shui and Guan Yu. Lin Chou didn't even know that those guys with goatees and carrying a tabletop gossip compass were taken out of that nook and cranny by Ming Guang.
Talking about looking for the dragon to share the gold and greedy for the three views, bala bala, who are the three views? Why are you so greedy when you say you have nothing to do...
Is it that I, Lin Chou, am not handsome anymore, or is Sister Da Yuexiong not plump enough?
I couldn't find any Feng Shui bureau that imprisoned Dai and Bao, but I found a arrogant cold iron mine at the bottom of Yanhui Mountain.
Although Lin Chou stood up and repeatedly stated that those were the rations saved by Uncle Gungun, no normal person would believe this statement.
Oh, could it be said that the system sent it?
These days, generally no one believes you if you tell the truth.
"well..."
Mr. Ye used the root crystal cannon barrel as a crutch and sighed deeply.
"well..."
The omnipotent Mr. Zhao Pahui rubbed his eyebrows vigorously and sighed deeply.
"well..."
A large group of people who were shouting in front of each other saw that the two people holding the cauldron were sighing, so they could only sigh neatly to show their firm stance.
"roll!"
Zhao Qingcang squeezed out two words through his teeth, and then all the people on the mountain disappeared, leaving only the huge Feng Shui compass crooked in the back mountain.
Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes,
"That's outrageous. Is this a joke?"
Mr. Ye also rolled his eyes,
"Otherwise, do you have experience in this matter?"
Zhao Qingcang thought again and again, smacking his lips and saying,
"I'm quite good at turning living people into ghosts, but letting ghosts come out to meet living people is a bit over the top."
Mr. Ye tilted his head and looked at Zhao Qingcang,
"I regret it. If I had known something like this was going to happen, I would have ended the whole thing by leaving the rebels alone and letting them do this damn job with a dog leash on."
"Then the rebel party doesn't have a precious egg left?"
"No, the egg is broken. I heard that the warlock and the snowman were ground into powder and used as raw materials."
"Hey, wait a minute, why did I hear that's not what it means? It's just cut into pieces and then grown into pieces, so Liu Renjun is still intact."
"Are you thinking that a guy who has been chopped up for more than a month can still have normal nerves?"
"...Just pretend I didn't say anything."
Mr. Ye suddenly pinched his chin,
"I think of someone..."
Zhao Qingcang insisted,
"Lin Chou!"
Mr. Ye was stunned by Zhao Qingcang's wit.
"What?"
Zhao Qingcang chuckled,
"If he doesn't hand over that female ghost today, I will demolish his shop!"
Mr. Ye:???
"Just go and cool down while I talk about the blind one!"
"Eh? It seems so..."
Zhao Qingcang rubbed his head vigorously.
Speaking of which, the blind old man and his apprentice, the Niu boy, aren't they professionals in this business? They are proficient in all kinds of deception and abduction!
Zhao Qingcang rubbed his hands and took out a small paper crane from his arms.
"Well, luckily I haven't thrown away the things that I blindly gave me last time, otherwise I would have to go to the sea defense line."
Zhao Qingcang bit Mr. Ye's finger and used his blood to write the words "Niulan Mountain" on the paper crane. He then said a few words to the paper crane and threw it away.
"Let's go!"
Mr. Ye:???
"You're a fucking dog, why are you biting me?"
Zhao Qingcang said confidently,
"The higher the level of evolution, the tougher the skin. Do you know how much effort it takes for me to bite myself? It hurts so much~"
"..."
The thousand paper cranes swayed and emitted a misty light, and flew out of sight in the blink of an eye.
Mr. Ye asked,
"Is this something made by a blind man? Can it send a message?"
Zhao Qingcang shook his head,
"No, this thing is for catching people. Just write down a name, and as long as the level is not higher than mine, you can catch them. I've tried it, and it works well."
Mr. Ye was shocked, this thing is a bug.
"You engage in lynching?"
Zhao Qingcang squinted his eyes and stared at the boss,
"Why did it bother you if I beat my son?"
Mr. Ye almost vomited blood,
"You...you old guy..."
In order to catch Zhao Er, you just used this kind of bug-level good stuff casually? You could have just told me to catch him myself!
Zhao Qingcang said,
"Just wait, I'll be back soon. This thing is so fast. No matter how far it is, it will be back within thirteen seconds."
Before he finished speaking, a huge "boom, boom, boom" sound sounded over Yanhui Mountain.
Master Lin Chou Shan, Sister Dayue Xiong and Su Yourong hurriedly came out of the house.
"What?"
"What's wrong?"
"The missiles are coming?"
I saw a thousand-paper crane that was even more exaggerated than the billowing figure. It was carrying Niulan Mountain and emerged from the clouds. It crashed to the ground, making a big crater.
Niu Lanshan, who was covered in ice scum, was already stunned by the cold. His eyes were staring straight ahead, his eyes blank.
"What?"
"What's wrong?"
"Am I a missile?"
The paper crane roared and puffed out blue smoke, as if its engine had been scrapped.
Zhao Qingcang was so distressed that he scolded him when he came up.
"You little puppy, you got into that nook and cranny of the mountain, look at how tired I am..."
Saying that, he quickly put the paper crane away.
The blind old man's handicraft can only retrieve the Thousand Paper Cranes. No matter how far the journey is, it can be completed in 13 seconds.
Niu Lanshan's IQ and intracranial temperature reached negative numbers at the same time and he couldn't afford to offend Mr. Zhao. He trembled and responded aggrievedly,
"I, I'm exploring the tiankeng at the ancestral land, I..."
Well, it took 13 seconds to cover more than 1,000 kilometers.
After Huang Dashan finished his calculations, he said,
"You froze so fast that you looked like a shriveled calf. Could it be that the paper crane took you out of the atmosphere?"
Everyone: "..."
Lin Chou finally acted like a good person for once and fed this guy several large bowls of hot pig blood soup, and then Niu Lanshan quickly started working.
"It's simple, isn't it just looking for a ghost!"
"What? That female ghost has always been in Yanhui Mountain?"
"Why is this magnetic field so strong?"
"Impossible! This is what I do for fun, how could I not find out..."
boom!
"Who the hell are you with?"
"Hey... don't fight... Mr. Zhao, I was wrong... I was really wrong..."
In less than two minutes, Niulan Mountain let out a roar,
"Who did this special code? Kill a Thousand Swordsmen and bury people under the mine. In the Feng Shui Bureau, this is a dragon vein pressure body that will never be reincarnated. It's a Juehu Bureau!"
Lin Chou: "..."
This person seems to be me? No, no, it’s the dog beeping system!
Zhao Qingcang didn't care about this. He went up and slapped Niu Lanshan, who was yelling, to stagger.
"Hold beep beep, found it? Can you get it out?"
Niu Lanshan said aggrievedly,
"Yes, I don't know who cut the mine in two, otherwise the little female ghost would never be able to escape... Huh?"
Niu Lanshan looked at Lin Chou and gestured,
"Just down the mountain, from here to here, the mineral vein is broken. Why does it look so familiar to me?"
Lin Chou looked at Tian'er.
Doesn't it look familiar?
If Lin Chou remembers correctly, this mineral vein was cut off when the Niu Lanshan brothers and sisters were summoned by the hairballs. It could only be that time...