Lin Chou rested very early last night. After working outside for a few days and suffering serious injuries, he came back and cooked a big meal for 300 people. He was about to complete the system's tasks. He was exhausted both physically and mentally.
I went up to my home tree and slept soundly all night.
What made him more unhappy was that the home tree was even taller. It was already two hundred meters high, about the width of a group of twenty people. The distance to climb up to the tree house was much longer.
What made him even more unhappy was that he was woken up by someone.
"That cactus-like thing, just give it to Grandpa Shan! Wow, oh, oh, oh, oh!"
"boom!"
"Boom!"
"Crack!"
There was a series of loud noises that shook the earth and the mountains. Lin Chou fell off the big bed, rubbing his head with confusion in his eyes.
In the courtyard, there is a story that a three hundred muscular man and a young lolita have to tell.
A hunter with a scarred face commented,
"Well, Master Shan's move to split Huashan was quite accurate."
"Beautiful! Mr. Shan, sweep her down the road, okay, come again!"
"Oh, let her hide again."
The potted plant was panting, and while running, she turned around and screamed, "Huang, are you crazy? Auntie, you and I are at odds with each other!"
Huang Dashan roared like thunder, "We are not at odds? Grandpa Shan and you have a blood feud. I wish I could drink your blood and eat your flesh..."
"My aunt thinks you are pitiful and lends you money to gamble, but you actually repay kindness with hatred. Are there all men like you in the wilderness?? You are ungrateful and despised!!"
"Hey, little girl, please be careful what you say. Mr. Shan's personal behavior has nothing to do with us."
"Little girl, be serious, fight well, and fire some map cannons."
"That's right, Master Shan, whip her!"
Some people cheered and said, "Girl, knock him down, the black tiger will take out the heart, and the monkey will steal the peach!"
Master Shan put two ferocious axes with cold light on his shoulders, panting like bellows, "You wait for me, I will tear you to pieces and drink!"
Huang Dashan woke up with a smile in the morning. He casually made a bet and made 40 million. Isn't this happier than dreaming about marrying a wife... ah, dreaming about giving birth to a son?
When Mr. Shan touched his money bag and checked the balance, he was confused, dumbfounded, and angry.
"Who the hell dares to steal my money!!!"
Bai Qiongshou grabbed Huang Dashan and explained to him for a while - then he couldn't hold him back at all.
The furious Shan Ye picked up an ax and was about to chop the potted plants into dumpling fillings. No, after chasing him for two hours, he didn't even touch his shadow.
Lin Chou jumped down from the tree house with a dark face, "Haha, isn't this a cute little potted plant?... Furball, tie these two up for me and hang them up on the fence."
The fur ball was hanging idly on the increasingly plump body of the cow, and the fragrant red beans in the ground were accompanying it. It expanded and shrunk several times upon hearing the words, seeming to be jumping for joy.
Then thousands of thin hyphae bloomed like fireworks, and the gentle breeze and drizzle moistened things silently into the ground.
"Bo."
There was a soft sound like a soap bubble bursting under their feet, and countless mycelium erupted like a volcanic eruption, knocking Shan Ye and the potted plant high into the air and sending them flying.
Master Shan howled miserably, "Damn it, I'm afraid of heights!....Ah!"
Bai Qiongsou snickered and built a tent with his hands.
Lin Chou glanced around, "What about the Drunken Bear?"
Bai Qiong shrugged, "I went down the mountain early in the morning, and the landlady went with me."
"What boss lady?"
"Well, it's the one you brought back yesterday!"
"..."
Bonzai watched helplessly as he flew over half of the hillside and over the fence. Before he could land, he was faced with a mountain-like beast - Furball's aim was really not that good.
There was a loud bang, like hitting an iron wall, and my head felt dizzy.
Lord Gungun looked at the little thing attached to his breakfast body unhappily, twisted it and sniffed it.
"ah..."
Potted Plant looked at the bloody mouth and almost cried, "Help, help!"
With his crooked mouth, Gungun stuffed her into the bow tied by Xiaoqiu's body. The scream of the potted plant only lasted half of the time. As soon as he came into contact with Xiaoqiu's body, his eyes seemed to be covered with a veil, and he blinked.
After a few blinks, he fainted.
It is worth mentioning that Mr. Gungun’s new bow was designed by someone unknown. It is made up of the crystal-like Xiaoqiu body connected head to tail, which makes it look a little more cute.
It was carrying a crocodile that was even bigger than itself, and its body was covered in ferocious bone armor.
A tail is nearly eight meters long. It is pitch black and does not reflect light at all. The crocodile's snout, which is pointed and long compared to the proportion of its body, can still barely see its original appearance, but it has been twisted into a twist, and it is made of a
A mighty giant crocodile turned into a hybrid of crocodile and tuna.
The bloodshot eyeballs, which are as big as basketballs, can still move. It is not dead yet, but has lost its ability to resist. It just needs to have the words "Breakfast ingredients for Mr. Gungun" written on its forehead.
"Lord Blood God, let's go up."
Chi Zhi bowed deeply and then looked up at Gun Gun.
"Ouch."
Gungun responded, raised his legs and walked towards the tavern, plucked out a mouth from a certain fence, twisted a few half-meter-long lignified spikes from the side of the mouth into his hand, and picked his teeth as he walked.
Under everyone's amazed and horrified eyes, Gungun dropped the giant crocodile beside Lin Chou.
"boom."
Countless green leaf dust splashed up.
"Damn it, half-crocodile dragon!"
"Fourth level advanced alien beast, what are you doing?"
Lin Chou had seen this thing before. When he and Mao Qiu met for the first time, he was pushed to the ground by his classmate Mao Qiu and rubbed into a lump of flesh.
Lin Chou stared at the golden vertical pupils of the crocodile for a long time, then pointed to it with some pity and said, "It's enough for breakfast. Next time, be more civilized. The soup made from the crocodile's snout is very fresh. I heard it's good."
It can promote the growth of teeth in children."
Gungun scratched his head, "Ouch."
Everyone fell in love, Shan Ye was not the only one who had coaxed the child...Can you understand animal language?
What happened to this world?
Is this really the world we know?
Lin Chou looked at the green "stamens" of the bow on his neck with some schadenfreude, and praised, "Well, the new tie is good, it suits you very well."
"Ouch!"
Shanye came back with a head full of dirt and reminded in a low voice, "It said it was a bow tie."
The system has yellow text, "Business hours have arrived, and it is detected that the host has exceeded the basic turnover of the month by 29.3 times in one day, and received a special reward from the benevolent system, with a strength value of +29."
"Half-crocodile dragon, a fourth-level advanced alienated creature. It belongs to the subclass Archosaurus, the most primitive animal to date. It is ferocious in nature, lays eggs, has strong and tough flesh, and eats to increase lifespan and strengthen its foundation."
etc!
"TM is gone? Such a good thing, Black Heart System, why don't you consider putting it in the menu for me?"
The system was unusually silent for a full minute before replying, "After the dishes are made and served to customers, they will automatically be included in the Chef's menu. Eat them raw and make them into sashimi to maximize their rare longevity-enhancing effects.
You can also refer to the production method of toothy wolf sashimi."
"Then if it's so rare, and it's such an awesome system, why don't you give a formal method of making the system's dishes?"
"Damn, this, this system...stupid lower primates! The unique function of Demisuchus is to increase longevity and strengthen the foundation. It is deeply ingrained in every section of its genes, and this system cannot
If we develop another one or enlarge it, everyone in the world thinks that the half-crocodile dragon is useless, but they don’t know that eating its meat can prolong life, which is stupid!”
"Yo yo yo, you mean, such an awesome damn system, there are times when it doesn't work?"
"Fuck! Stupid..."
"Hehe, hehe!"
Don't say it was unforeseen. The poor system didn't know that if these three words were placed before a catastrophe, a bloody conflict would break out.
(Thank you to the book friend Haha Daheng for 200 starting coins, the book friend Fengyun Mobian, and Daxiao for the reward of 100 starting coins. Thank you very much. I give you a fist.)