The first thousand two hundred and twenty-seventh chapters stink
The fun of the turn-based system often lies in regular interactions. As the gentlemen say, the frequency of this back and forth is often full of fun, which not only includes the process of savoring and enjoying, but also retains the time for aftertaste.
Lin Chou didn't expect that the durian giant would attach so much importance to this fruit that was picked casually by the fur ball, and almost broke the delicate balance between the evolver and the durian giant...
emmmm, or tacit understanding?
Well, Lin Chou admits that he has such an idea. It stinks. What can happen if the durian giant, an innocent and orthodox producer of a wild demonized plant, can reach an agreement with dirty consumers like us who don’t even have a cell wall?
Is there a tacit understanding of words?
However, I always feel like there’s something fishy about it!
"That's burnt... it's burnt..."
Huang Dashan had to remind Lin Chou, who was holding his chin and lost in thought.
Queen of the Night's half-smiling gaze fell on Huang Dashan's eyes.
This guy wants to slap himself in the face——
Sad and angry.
So sad and angry.
Think of me, Huang Dashan, a dignified love scene. In The Prodigal Man, the dragon and phoenix spears are like dragons. I became famous in a battle. I relied on my Huang family's marksmanship to pick out the famous...
"My husband, what are you thinking about?"
The soft and sweet voice of the Queen of the Night came faintly.
The hairs on Huang Dashan's ears instantly stood up as a sign of respect, and every punctuation mark in his ears became a clarion call to death as he murmured in his sleep as if he was very close at hand.
Damn, what was I thinking about just now?
Is there something wrong with my expression?
Did I reveal my secret?
Where should I be buried after I die?
With such a huge net worth, the Queen shouldn't be able to steal the inheritance from my silly first wife, Hedong Lion...
"ah..."
"Huang Dashan, ah" and nothing more was said.
Lin Chou found a strong stick and stirred the fire, not noticing the couple's interaction at all.
This durian is really too big, and the heat is difficult to distribute evenly. As a qualified chef, let alone roasting a durian, even if you roast a piece of shit, you can't let it burn...ahem...
The golden durian skin deformed slightly under the heat of the flames, and the gaps between the shells quivered slightly.
The aroma of durian pulp that was so obvious just now can no longer be smelled. There is only a faint aroma of fruit wood oil slowly flowing through everyone's noses, making people feel refreshed and refreshed.
This can be said to be quite a surprise. Lin Chou almost couldn't believe it.
"Why does this durian have special effects?"
"Fuck!"
"What the hell?"
"real or fake!"
A firecracker called a surprise gift package exploded on the faces of Zhao Qingcang and Mr. Ye, and their faces turned into two trembling old daisies with laughter.
"Boy, are you kidding me?"
Lin Chou took a deep breath and confirmed again,
"I'm 90% sure."
Zhao Qingcang shouted directly over there at the top of his lungs. The old guy pointed at the durian fruit in the fire and said,
"Give me another one!"
The durian giant touched his head: "..."
Evolvers: "..."
It’s easy for you, old guy! Do you think everyone is a bloody caltrop??
After the brainless shouting, Old Man Zhao blushed.
But it’s not surprising that Zhao Qingcang lost his composure. In fact, there are more than dozens or even millions of species of alien beasts and demonic plants around Mingguang Base City alone, but a single alien beast’s flesh, blood, bone, demonic plant fruits, branches and leaves, etc.
If you can add special effects or even skills, picking one out of ten thousand would be a blessing in disguise.
Among them, the most powerful and widely used ones are the various levels of magic plant essences and the meat of half-crocodile dragons.
Demonized plants or exotic beasts often have to undergo processing, matching, and combination that are difficult for outsiders to understand in order to produce medicinal diets that are beneficial to the evolution of the evolution's strength. Otherwise, why would Yishanfang Bafanglou and Lin Chou be praised as such by the evolutionaries?
Sample?
Not to mention the crimes Lin Chou has committed and how many deaths he has committed, let’s take the most conspicuous Bafang Building as an example. If Xue Zhen is taken out alone, if the old guy doesn’t have the status of a high-end chef, Zhao Qing alone
Cang would have to pinch him to death ten thousand times!
Don't forget the weird love triangle between Aunt Xue Zhenlin and Niu Lanqi...
With the relationship between Aunt Lin and the Zhao family, it is difficult to ask Zhao Qingcang to peel off a person's skin, take out his heart and lungs, sprinkle them with chili powder, cumin, salt, rosemary and hang them to air-dry?
Hehe, the kid next door has been crying several times now, okay?
Don't think that Aunt Lin is reluctant to let go, and don't talk about love.
How much is love worth?
Hate is the thing that is so heavy that it can really bend people's backs and straighten their chests...
Ahem, that's too far off topic.
In short, the surprise came so suddenly that even old foxes like Zhao Qingcang and Mr. Ye were stunned.
It is also discovered that a single magic plant fruit has special effects. Isn’t this pie in the sky?
So when everyone looked at the durian giant, their initial hesitation turned into outright greed——
From now on, this durian tree must have the same surname as Mingguang!
"Are you sure it's the kind that's beneficial to evolvers?" Huang Dashan thought for a while, "Don't create another Debuff."
In fact, Lin Chou seems to have created quite a lot of debuffs...and they are often stronger and more lasting than the frontal buffs...
For example, Doudou's grandmother, the one on a certain unlucky academician, simply has a lifetime membership.
"Ahem," Lin Chou said, "We can't be sure about this yet."
So everyone's eyes fell neatly on Huang Dashan, and the guinea pig was selected in advance.
Huang Dashan: I love your second uncle and grandma!
This is exactly what Lin Chou wants,
"Well, don't worry, Mr. Shan. Durian conducts heat relatively quickly, so you can eat it soon."
Huang Dashan: Who is so anxious? That eye of yours saw that I was anxious?
Huang Dashan was very resistant to this situation. When he stole Lin Chou's night bird and roasted it to eat, he almost thought he was going to kill himself. At the very least, he would be blind...
Although he was at the forefront of history every time, every time Lin Chou took out something from the kitchen, it was him who took the first bite...he came to taste...
But, that's the kitchen!
You really can’t just find something, bake it and give it to him, then Uncle Huang Dashan would dare to stuff it into his mouth!
"You... you are engaging in human experimentation... This is illegal... This... this is the shadow of Chi Guoguo under the brilliance of humanitarianism... the rule of darkness... I don't accept it!
I protest! I object!”
A delicate sweeping leg.
"Plop..."
Uncle Huang, who spoke righteously, was overthrown on the spot.
Queen of the Night smiled and said to Zhao Qingcang,
"Okay, no problem, come and try it at our house."
Zhao Qingcang:???
Mr. Ye narrowed his eyes,
"One percent, no more."
The Queen of the Night smiles charmingly,
"Fifty-fifty!"
Mr. Ye’s eyes widened,
"What time? You are just trying the poison! You are robbing!"
This is the fruit of a quasi-sixth-level body. You can even imagine how terrifying the effect is - but there is a small problem, which is whether the effect of this thing is positive or negative. This kind of detail is completely fine.
Ignore it well.
Partners? Haven’t we come up with specific regulations for cooperation yet?!