The first thousand two hundred and sixty-two chapters are as witty as I am Huang Dashan
Do you want to fight one directly, or spare one?
"I'm thinking this isn't a multiple-choice question..."
Master Shan muttered.
In fact, many people have noticed that sentence a long time ago. After all, the other fonts are all black, but the last sentence is red and bold with an exclamation mark.
It's just that the temptation of this surrogate skill is too great, and they don't want to think about the actual meaning of the following sentence for the time being.
"It's directly equivalent to a resurrection..."
"That's right, the eldest daughter of the Jiang family has such a top-notch equipment, but no one can just throw it into a resurrection."
"There will definitely be all kinds of weird restrictions. I even think it's a little too simple."
"Yeah, I can't believe it, such an existence goes against common sense..."
"The probability of 33 is worth a million. It's a little expensive, but it's worth it..."
Don't look at this group of evolvers who can chat with you for half an hour about why there is no free soup or porridge today, but they are increasing their strength and arming themselves. I have never been held back by my wallet. I dare to spend one dollar and three if I have nine cents in my pocket.
When I encounter this opportunity, there is absolutely nothing else to do. I don’t beep too much and just start calling my friends.
emmmm...
One is to share information, and the other is to borrow money.
With so many evolvers, ranging from low to high levels, there are always some who can’t get enough circulation points, right?
Then the opportunity has come. Young man, I am surprised to see how tall your bones are. Quickly hand over the money you have saved, and when I eat this horseshoe crab set meal, I will go and fuck the xxx alien beast, and I will give you nine out of ten. Sangui, do you think this business can be done?
Don't take the restrictions so horribly, you have to know that an evolved person can still do a lot of things if he really puts his life on the line - I'm going to bring my three or five friends and then drag my three or five friends' wives or whatever, and show it to my face. I'll just blow myself up on the spot for you and ask you if you're afraid?
As long as the opponent's worth is high, this is the surest way to make a profit without losing any money, and there may even be huge returns.
In this case, Mingguang officials are always the last to get the news...
In view of the fact that officials often do things that occupy divided resources, evolutionists are accustomed to excluding official people from group messages in advance.
However, the official response this time is very intriguing. It actually adopts a voluntary model - you must know that certain specific groups under the official government are really armed to the point of py, as long as there is something new that can increase their strength. Yes, the official will always spare no effort to support them.
Early the next morning.
Leng Han appeared.
The first person to discover Leng Han is always Chi Zhi.
However, the two of them basically stopped fighting.
Oh, the two have sharp operation, coquettish health bar, long enough, enough economy, and high enough. The side lanes are crazy and interesting. By the time you finish the best-of-three games, the progress bar of the game has passed halfway - why don't we go to the middle lane? And the jungle??
The usefulness of transferring hatred is unexpected. I hate what you like and I hate what you hate. The way we compete is based on who can successfully control the attitude of the third person.
for example:
An evolutionist with a certain mountain surname woke up early to catch a late gathering, and shouted in front of the bar very unhappily,
"You are a bunch of stuffed buns like a dog, but you little bastards can't be eaten to death. I was just three seconds too late and the buns were snatched away? You must have been fucking starving to death in your last life!"
There were sounds of people lowering their heads to sip steamed buns and slurping hot soup - they were probably afraid that Mr. Shan would snatch the steamed buns from their plates.
Well, Master Shan can indeed do this. If conditions permit, he can even snatch the buns from your mouth.
Huang Dashan cursed for a while, but to no avail.
"Lin Zi, are you really dead?"
Lin Chou was also speechless. This group of evolvers were going crazy today. The number of people who came early in the morning was three times the usual. Even though he had prepared twice as much stuffing for the buns as expected, it was still not enough.
"There is also a spicy vegetarian pie, the kind of puff pastry, but with shredded ham and chopped green onion on the surface, making it crispy. Try it?"
Lin Chou was never vague about eating, even if it was a hastily prepared substitute.
This type of vegetarian pie was particularly popular in some places before the Cataclysm...
Well, it does not refer to a fixed region, but wherever there are schools, there is a high probability that something similar to this may appear.
Roll out a ball of dough into a medium-thin crust, mince the seasoned minced meat carefully, and paste a large gooey pia on the dough, and then put this "special" minced meat stuffing from
Pull off the dough, stuff it with various vegetables and wrap it up - whether the meat flavor you get is strong or light depends entirely on how much residue of this unusually sticky meat can stick to the dough.
Mainly relying on the mother-in-law approach of a cafeteria and being cheap and affordable, you can enjoy meat-flavored dishes at a price that is less than 5 cents more than a vegetarian pie. It is very friendly and considerate.
"Who eats that stuff?"
Huang Dashan glanced at the cake, then another, and then another.
Hey, wait, it looks good?
The cake is golden brown, with crispy ham and green onions on top. It smells very fragrant and looks very oily.
At this time, Leng Han and Chi Zhi, who were responsible for "welcoming" Leng Han, came in together.
Especially Sister Otsuki Hung, whose height like a hill seemed to block all the light from several tables.
"Who he...hiss..."
If you really eat hot buns to get some cool air, no one would dare to bark.
Leng Han looked at Huang Dashan unhappy,
"What's wrong with the vegetarian pie? It looks delicious."
Leng Han deliberately chose the word "delicious" instead of "delicious" in a vocabulary library that was not very rich, and the effect was outstanding.
"Eh?"
Huang Dashan was startled for a moment.
You took the initiative to talk to me? This cold Tyrannosaurus is quite enthusiastic today?
That's right, I've always behaved well and spoken sweetly, so it's normal for a little girl to want to talk to me!
emmm~
Shit, I smell a conspiracy!
Is she trying to find a reason to beat me up again?
Definitely not running!
I have just advanced to the sixth level. This violent maniac who only has eyes for fighting must have written down a fight with me in his report!
Only a fool would fight her. Fighting with such a pervert is just asking for your own illness!
Besides, I have a pretty good idea of what it is like to be promoted to this rank...
No, I, the wise master, cannot fall into her hands...
Huang Dashan's eyes rolled and he began to think.
What is the problem and how should I respond?
Wait...that pie seems...
"Hey, the boss lady is here!" Mr. Shan raised his eyebrows and smiled coquettishly.
A blush suddenly flashed across Leng Han's face when he heard this title, but he didn't directly throw out the extremely dense metal and bury the guy on the spot.
She frowned,
"you..."
Master Shan interrupted directly,
"Come on, Boss Lin, give our boss lady 20 vegetarian pies with plenty of ham on them. Why are you standing there in a daze? Didn't you save these just for the boss lady?"
Lin Chou:(￣.￣)
"Okay~"
Boss Lin seemed to be particularly polite today. He quickly showed a gentle smile on his face and said to Leng Han,
"Sit down, aren't you busy today?"
"Ah...not busy."
Tsk tsk!
Huang Dashan applauded crazily for love in his mind, no, applauded crazily for other people's love.
Love is so damn awesome, and I’m so damn smart, Master Shan!
etc...
"Uh, Akazhi, why are you always staring at me?"
Chi only tried to keep smiling,
"No, you can eat more cakes and fight with me later. I haven't fought against the sixth level yet."