Chapter 1265 under the evolutionary history of licking dogs
Ma wheat skin.
I am only at the fifth level!
Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.
Wen Zhongjiu actually felt sour in his heart.
A few days ago, for more than ten days, you were still looking sheepish and shy, but now you can sing loudly without any shame, "Auntie, I am no longer a boy who uses paper..."
This isn't growth, it's in-situ mutation.
Although Wen Chongjiu was once one of the targets of Mr. Shan’s licking, the Evolver has always been able to adapt to the seamless connection of roles, identities, and status. Wen Chongjiu still showed a particularly warm and jade-like smile.
"Master Shan, haha!"
The sound of "Shan Ye" calling "Huang Dashan" made me feel comfortable, every cell and every pore was electrified.
"Are you still interested in this dish?"
Wen Chongjiu's face suddenly froze,
"Well..."
Huh?
Master Shan was confused, what's going on, why are you showing off to us?
"Linzi, remember me," Wen Chongjiu looked around, "Let's find a quiet place to sit down first."
So the two active drunkards got out through the back door and sat under the horseshoe crab's new swimming pool, guarding the edge of the well.
"You two are so sneaky."
Lin Chou casually took a few side dishes for them and put them on the edge of the well, intending to chat for a while while cooking the horseshoe crab meat.
Wen Zhongjiu smiled very... in short, it was very strange, as if he had applied concentrated bitter melon juice on his face.
He looked at the dishes, which looked like a new flavor of sour pickled radish, air-dried salt-baked chicken, a few fist-sized ham rice balls, and crispy peanuts.
Well, Lin Chou is very considerate, these are extreme and sharp dishes that go well with wine.
These two drunkards, whose seemingly incompatible personalities seemed to be surprisingly consistent at the moment, were equally decadent.
Of course, Huang Dashan, whose mouth is fragrant and fragrant, has just been beaten. As for the warmth and jade-like warmth of wine, it is unknown.
Wen Chongjiu glanced at Lin Chou again,
"Don't tell anyone else I came."
Master Shan is puzzled,
"The mountains and plains are full of people who saw you coming."
"..."
Wen Zhongjiu was speechless and could only say,
"Well, Wei Qingyu asked me to come."
Lin Chou stared at him from the back door while chopping the horseshoe crab's carapace.
"What? Sister Qingyu asked you to come?"
Wen Zhongjiu gave a guilty look and took a big gulp of wine.
"Well, it was actually her idea..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"Clam??"
It doesn’t seem right~
Boss Lin reacted surprisingly quickly today, perhaps because of the increase in hormone levels today.
"Tsk, Lord Wen, have you reached the point where you have to rely on this little cleverness to save your life..."
The muscles on Wen Zhongjiu's face stiffened again,
"Hiccup~"
"No, this drink is boring. Give me the Colorful Snake King Bar instead."
Huang Dashan Coke is broken.
Hey, hey, people who love to laugh are really not bad at luck, hey, I just have good luck!
"All right..."
Wen Chongjiu completely gave up struggling and let himself go.
"The damn fat man is simply unreasonable. He is too exaggerated and goes too far. You know what that word is called, losing control of his emotions? Forget it, it doesn't matter..."
"I really wonder how I ever made friends with him before."
Lin Chou muttered at this time,
"I think it's because the relationship between friends generally doesn't turn into the relationship between father-in-law and son-in-law..."
Wen Zhongjiu Dan hurts,
"How did I know that it would be... uh, like that? This was not within the scope of my plan at all. Forget it, anyway, my original plan with Qingyu was, you know, to communicate slowly and let him slowly accept it.
..”
What should you accept, such as this unethical love?
——by Dashan? Ethical and moral emotional teacher? Durian breaker? Founder of the theory of kidneys saving the world? Huang
Shan Ye speaks righteously,
"I support you."
"ah?"
"I mean, from an outside perspective, I'm very supportive of you."
"Thanks..."
This is probably the most touching sentence Wen Chongjiu has heard in the past month.
"They're all in the wine, let's go!"
"Done!"
It may sound ridiculous to say that even the Wen family's Qingquan Mountain has been out of stock recently.
You see, people are like this sometimes.
Tell me, you are a person who can even kill the daughter of your brother who grew up wearing crotchless pants. Who knows what weird things you would put in the wine!
Lin Chou expressed confusion,
"That's the Five-Colored Snake King Wine. Mr. Shan may be able to bear it if he drinks it like this, but you won't be able to stand it."
Wen Chongjiu looked at the huge wine glass and then at Huang Dashan.
I, Wen Chongjiu, am a fifth-level boss!!
Withered...
Obviously, this cup with a capacity of more than 8 taels of wine is really not something that an evolved person like Wen Zhongjiu, who is not good at physical fitness, can bear.
His face turned red visibly, his eyeballs swelled rapidly, and the bloodshot eyes looked as if they had been cut with a knife.
"Tsk~"
The Yellow Mountain Bandit is envious.
Look at his face, he can be so handsome even when he is decadent. If I have such a face, why would I hang myself from a tree?
Wen Chongjiu muttered in an almost crying voice,
"It's so hard for me, it's so hard to fall in love!"
Huang Dashan directly denied it,
"No, no, no, you are wrong."
"What?" Wen Zhong's wine-red eyes said, "Am I wrong? Where did I go wrong?!"
"Master Shan!"
Lin Chou frowned and looked at Huang Dashan - Didn't you get beaten enough or something? Is this the time when you should be mean?
Huang Dashan waved his hand,
"Old Wen, the positioning is wrong."
"You are no longer in love. You have passed that stage. You have always been the unfavorable son-in-law who is not popular with my father-in-law. You want to steal other people's caring little cotton-padded jackets. Look, besides this, what else do you do?
What happened?"
"No matter whether this caring little cotton-padded jacket is made of black cotton or a sheepskin coat, dad always wants to cherish his daughter."
Wen Zhongjiu tried his best to keep his eyes open,
"Fool-footed son-in-law? Not popular? Then what should I do... hiccup~ What should I do? Ha, I'm just afraid that this old boy will accidentally hammer me to death one day. Then I will be wronged. I
What's wrong..."
Shan Ye retorted,
"What's wrong? That's right. Put on the thickest armor and get the hardest beatings. If you want to steal someone's daughter, you have to use this shameless spirit to the fullest."
"I still don't believe it. You take Wei Qingyu and stand in front of Wei Tianxing. I just want to mess with your daughter... Ahem, I'm so proud, and you just listen to it. In short, you can be beaten.
No matter how you scold me, Fatty, he can really kill you, how come he--"
"But before you do this, you have to tie up Miss Qingyu, otherwise the effect will not be thorough enough."
"The worst case scenario is that I'll die once. Haven't you found a trick? Lin Zi's dish, tsk tsk~"