Lin Chou seems to have never thought that there are so many warriors in Mingguang Base City - are these guys all wild? The kind that can grow when it rains?
Yanhui Mountain is still as lively as ever, but today is obviously not a normal situation.
The sound of "Hey, hey, haha" was heard endlessly, and people were everywhere squaring off with fists and fists, such as the black tiger taking out the heart, the double dragon playing with the pearl, the monkey stealing the roots of the old peach tree, etc. The standard tiger and tiger tricks were used.
Wu Ke sat on the threshold and looked down, holding his chin, his eyes motionless as if the screen was locked, and tears of emotion flowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Suck."
"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, look at Ang, have you seen that Nezha, the stainless steel Barbie! Oh my God, what kind of parents do you have to be to let a girl with a face like this go to practice pile driving?"
Fists and kicks..."
"And you said, why didn't our Lieutenant General Leng train his muscles like that?"
Lin Chou's teeth were itching and he kicked the guy away from the threshold.
"Do you know that the threshold is the head of the house's neck? You step on it every day, and next time you let me see you, your head and bones will be smashed."
"Feudal superstition," Wu Ke patted his butt, found a place to sit down again, and continued to sigh at the exquisite Barbie made of all steel, "It's a pity, it's a pity, she is so cute, she should be able to cry after being punched..."
"Bah!" Lin Chou sneered, "Believe it or not, if she touches you, you will be gone immediately?"
"Tsk tsk," Wu Ke suddenly said, "Brother Chou, for some reason, I suddenly remembered the old man who came to inquire about whether you have a beauty package a few days ago and then you threw him away to a potted plant. Isn't he from Zushan?
After being licked by a saber-toothed bear, half of his face was gone. Gaga, this Barbie might be related to the saber-toothed bear. The effects are almost the same."
"..."
"Brother Chou?"
"Brother Chou, why don't you speak anymore..."
Lin Chou patted Wu Ke's shoulder and turned around and entered the room.
Wu Ke wanted to speak, but suddenly he was shrouded in shadow.
Looking back tremblingly,
"Hiccup~"
"Hello...hello..."
In front of me is the alloy Barbie.
He's about 1.8 or even 1.9 meters tall, with long hair... uh...
In short, it is a head of black, shiny, smooth and silky hair that naturally hangs over the high bulging trapezius and deltoid muscles.
"Gudong."
"You will cry for a long time after one punch? Ang?"
"Gudong..."
"Related to saber-toothed bears? Ang?"
"..."
Wu Ke is a sand figure. Warriors and evolvers are almost two species. Evolvers need to rely on skills to strengthen their vision and hearing, but warriors just rely on physical training to make their careers~
The eyesight and hearing are not very good at all. A martial artist with strong control ability can easily distinguish "malicious" and "hostile" looks or sounds from the noise a few hundred meters away, just like eating and drinking.
Titanium Barbie smiled slightly,
"Bang bang,"
"Come on, little handsome guy, give it a try."
Wu Ke: Shut up, shut up, man, men and women don’t have sex!
Of course, I didn't dare to say this.
"Um...little sister...that's...a misunderstanding...it's definitely a misunderstanding..."
Suddenly I heard the joking roar of a certain bald man halfway up the mountain.
"Hey, you bitch man, you are so fond of the new and dislike the old, so you have forgotten your ghost girl so quickly? Hetui!"
Huang Dashan's interruption saved Wu Ke.
"My name is Cao Meng." The little Barbie girl with a small face and figure that didn't match her body lightly gave Wu Ke a circle and walked straight into the room. "I'm kidding you. Look, I scared you. I told someone else."
Bad words, huh~"
"I'm treating you!" Wu Ke grinned and rubbed the place where he was beaten. "It's necessary. I apologize. I'm treating you. Spare your life, heroine!"
Cao Meng seems to know Wu Ke,
"I heard that you came to the Research Institute with great enthusiasm. When you first arrived here, someone made a bet on whether you would wet your pants because of the wilderness. I bet you could live in the mountains for a full week before running away in a piss-poor, but I lost.
Eight hundred and fifty circulation points.”
Wu Ke:...
Cao Meng skillfully raised his head and scanned the menu.
"Boss, Brother Lin, I want to eat something sour and spicy. Do you remember the raw skewers you made at a bonfire party? I just want to taste that taste."
Lin Chou, Gun Gun, four dogs and three heads poked out from the front and back doors and behind the counter respectively, looking at the two of them.
Lin Chou said,
"raw skewers?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Didn't you have breakfast?"
"Um..."
There has been a clanging sound in the kitchen. There are too many warriors in Mingguang who have been summoned by Shanye's Manticore. He is very busy now.
"I don't have enough time. Let me make you some smoked braised beef mixed with wild vegetables. I use the seasoning method of raw skewers. It's medium rare and just right. How about it?"
"Fry a few more Yunling bird eggs, a big bowl of pig blood soup, and rice!"
A large bowl of medium-cooked beef and wild vegetables that resembles a salad, with bright red skewer sauce as the base, additional fresh devil peppers, schizonepeta and a variety of fresh wild vegetables, as well as fried egg, rice and pig's blood
The soup was brought to Cao Meng.
"Oh~"
Cao Meng cheered, and one bite was a palm-sized omelette.
"Well..."
"I went on a mission some time ago, and I haven't been to Brother Lin for a long time."
"It smells so good."
Wu Ke swallowed his saliva and looked at the large pot of bright red beef cut into inch-long strips, and then looked at Cao Meng sucking the strips of meat into his mouth like eating noodles, chewing it with relish.
"Mom...it's so natural..."
He himself can't accept this kind of food setting. He doesn't dare to eat too much seafood and sashimi occasionally, for fear that his small body won't be able to bear it. After all, normal people don't want to live in the toilet.
Of course, you still have to swallow your saliva, and you have to be greedy.
"etc..."
"its not right..."
"Brother is no longer an ordinary person!"
Although Comrade Xiao Wu's transformation has not yet completely ended, the body of an ordinary person who was once fragile has already made a qualitative leap.
"How do you like this?" Cao Meng found a small bowl, "Here, here it is, let me tell you, this thing just looks hard to accept. Do you want this, tomato pasta?"
You should face it with the same attitude as eating noodles, take big mouthfuls, it’s really good, take a bite, take a bite and try it, you will be innocent~"
Comrade Xiao Wu held the bowl, looked at the contents and murmured to himself,
"Um..."
"I feel like I'm on the road to no return..."
Cao Meng rolled her eyes, went up and shoveled half the bowl of beef into Wu Ke's mouth with just one chopstick.
"Let's go!"
"The old men are grinding!"
One step to the stomach.
Wu Ke didn't even have time to chew.
"emmmm..."
It seems to taste pretty good?
A little sweet, a little salty, a little spicy.
Cao Meng asked with a smile,
"How's it going? Is it delicious?"
"Well," Wu Ke glanced at his belly and prayed that it had become very good, "it is indeed delicious."