Chapter 1357 It's not a bird's problem, can it be a bird's problem? Next
Compared with the current situation in the Mingguang People's Catastrophe Era, Lieutenant General Leng's hobbies can't really be called hardcore - at most, they just make the cabin space a little cramped.
Dozens or hundreds of Kumamotos, large and small, with their coquettish postures, red faces, and dull eyes...
Lin Chou sat down between them, feeling a little embarrassed in this scene.
It was sultry and my heart was pounding.
He tugged at his collar.
"I think you're a little hot," Leng Han said, "How about you help me take off my coat first."
"oh..."
Lin Chou didn't realize anything was wrong at all, so he agreed and stood up.
Of course, Leng Han didn't either. He cooperated with Lin Chou, tilting his head and stretching his arms, revealing his delicate shoulders.
His hands were on Leng Han's collar, and half of his coat had been pulled off. A lightning clicked in Lin Chou's mind.
You're a little hot...
Please help me take off my coat...
Somehow, when their eyes met, they saw something strange in each other's eyes: despair, helplessness, and collapse...
There seemed to be a non-existent cold wind blowing around and crows were flying by. The two people's movements gradually became rusty, like sculptures.
Outside the cabin door.
Zhong Xiaolian and several little sisters who were not afraid of death crowded Sikong against the door and eavesdropped.
Sikong's small body was placed among these women, as if bean sprouts had grown in the cornfield, and the little native chicken had joined the flock of ostriches.
Trembling and unable to move at all.
After holding it in for a while, Sikong finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Who, who pinched my butt, you reached in and touched it??"
No one cared what he said, and they even had a few extra hands on their butts.
The thickness of the hatch could not stop the high-level evolvers who deliberately eavesdropped. A group of people heard the voice of Brigade Leng coming from inside:
"I think you're a little hot, why don't you help me take off my coat first."
The girls were immediately excited and increased their strength with their hands.
Zhong's face turned red and she was sweating finely.
"The master is actually by my side, the iron tree has blossomed?!"
The sisters echoed:
“Cow, cow, cow!”
“How can this still happen??”
"I didn't expect Captain Leng, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to be so proficient in business secretly."
"This wave, this wave is called taking the initiative, taking brother-in-law Lin's way, leaving brother-in-law with no way to go."
"It's on fire. Oh, don't squeeze me. I can't even hear you."
"You guys think, can my brother-in-law withstand such a strong person as Captain Leng? Should Captain Leng be on top all the time?"
"So what, save your money!"
"There's something wrong with you!"
Sikong was in tears as he was being yelled at by a group of big men on the cabin door. He already began to regret joining in the fun and eavesdropping.
My butt is blue and maybe swollen.
The abnormal hot flashes and the sound of short and suppressed breathing that followed the movements in the cabin made him feel very scared - and a little vaguely excited.
My damn charm!
They won't do anything to me, right?
Wait, what am I excited about? What happened to me?
Master Warlock, where the hell have you been?
Save, save the child!
...
Early in the morning, Sikong felt like there was a nail board sitting on his buttocks, twisting and turning.
The warlock uncle said very understandingly,
"You humans, especially young people, you should exercise more, you know. Sitting for a long time will cause hemorrhoids, but it's not a big deal. I can remove hemorrhoids from the air. This warlock will only charge you 99,998. It's high quality, low price, safe and painless. Open for business
As a reward, you can take half first to experience the effect before deciding whether to take all."
"How can you take half of this thing first??"
As he spoke, Sikong already had a tragic scene of his butt bleeding profusely in his mind.
"Bah, I don't have that stuff, it's just..."
It just hurts my butt.
Sikong glanced at the men and women surrounding Leng Han over there, but hesitated to speak, still feeling frightened.
At this time, Lin Chou swayed out while rubbing his buttocks, and the warlock and Sikong both looked at him and "caught" him.
Lin Chou Moming panicked,
"Look, what are you looking at...your butt feels numb?"
The warlock uncle fell into thinking.
"Are you crazy?" Sikong blurted out, "Am I relying on you two to play so hard??"
Lin Chou: "..."
not far away.
Mimi: "Captain Leng, I have concealer here, your neck..."
Bandit A (smirk): "Captain Leng, why are you always holding on to your waist?"
Zhong Xiaolian: "Is it big? Does it feel good? What the hell is back pain?!"
Bandit B (wretched): "Did you really spend the whole night shaking there?"
Leng Han was furious and Wu Shuang danced wildly.
The bandits were flying all over the sky. As they were flying, they were sighing that the physical strength of the high-level evolvers was so awesome. I was so envious. Even though they were like this, they were still unparalleled.
Then, the atmosphere was quite harmonious - except for Zhong Xiaolian, who was tied to the bow of the boat and fished for sharks.
Lin Chou and Leng Han's level of perception of the body is very buggy. They didn't have time to think about it last night when they were pushing their limits, so they came back to their senses early in the morning.
Everything I eat has been appraised by Lin Chou's skills. There shouldn't be any problems. Could it be that bird?
No, no, no, how can we put the blame on the bird for the bird's problem?
Then there is only one truth...
So Zhong Xiaolian, the source of the problem, was hoisted onto the bow of the ship to express his gratitude.
The bandit soldiers reliably deduced that Team Leng was most likely really grateful to this birdman for pushing the plot, otherwise Zhong's face would have been cold for eight times now - as for fishing for sharks, jokes, and advanced evolution
Can this be considered a punishment for the patient’s perverted constitution?
It's obviously just symbolic, just shy! Everyone understands!
Leng Han pursed his lips from time to time and suddenly blushed and became distracted, which made the bandit soldiers very worried.
A few guys got together to gossip with the Mi family instructors and sisters,
"Is it so memorable?"
"You don't even have a date. You know nothing. I'm telling you, you're so old."
"Don't you have a partner too?"
"Sister Mi, Sister Mi, when are you going to organize a blind date for our brigade? The heavy equipment brigade of the garrison at Sanmen Gate in the north has already done this three times. Those young men are so handsome, suck..."
"We are at sea three hundred and sixty-five days a year, so what's the use of finding a partner? You might as well learn the technique of wandless spellcasting."
"What's good about men? True love is true love if you're with the same sex!"
"hiss..."
A pair of young girls from the Mi family are asking for trouble by discussing with a group of female hooligans?
He mumbled ums and ums in a perfunctory way, then turned around and left the matter to Sikong.
Well, the Wan family gave birth to Mr. Sikong, a Buddha, so it was just right to solve the problem of single status among the sisters.
Sikong: "Aba Aba..."
Mr. Sikong, who had just been beaten like wolves and tigers last night, and his buttocks were still hurting now, saw the hungry looks of these guys like wolves and tigers again, and he immediately panicked.
——It feels like if I don’t give an answer on the spot, these women will eat me alive.
Ever since, Sikong rolled his eyes,
"How about Wu Ke? Do you like that bite? There are a lot of high-quality single teenagers in the scientific research institute waiting for you to caress them. They are all white and tender, fresh, delicious and exciting. Technology geeks There is nothing else here except the laboratory. Think about how honest those people are~"
Mi sisters:(?ω?)
Bandit Brigade:(?ω?)
After thinking about it for a moment and exchanging glances with each other, these old women wanted to think of several action slogans.
"Hi, wonderful!"
"Don't do it, it's no good. Those weaklings' physical strength is shorter than my fingers."
"I can jio."
"You're useless even if I give you a chance. How long have you been picking on others?"
"It can be cultivated slowly. I'm afraid you don't know. In addition to a bunch of old guys in the scientific research institute, everyone is young. They can't get out of the door and don't step forward. That young one..."
"Wu Ke is quite handsome!"
"..."
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Lord Yuan has endured through the ages, and the mountains and rivers share the same sorrow.