As for the official meeting between the pig who drank the cabbage and the old man, it is definitely more complicated than braised noodles.
"It's coming so fiercely..."
Lin Chou began to think about it.
As the saying goes, there is nothing that a barbecue cannot solve.
Barbecue is very informal. Could it be that the dishes on my table are not gorgeous enough?
This old man has trouble written all over his face, he will definitely use my food for free...
Feeling bad...
If that doesn't work, how many more jars of wine should I add?
If three colors don’t work, change to five colors!
If you can't solve the problem, then solve the problem!
What you lost was just your life, what I lost was 200,000 circulation points, how could your heart be broken like dumpling stuffing?
Injure the enemy 800 and damage yourself 25,000...
but...
ε=(′ο｀*)))...
Earl Leng took a bite of the dish absentmindedly.
"Um?"
What is this...
It's sour, spicy, and obviously not too spicy, but it feels like a burning sensation in your stomach after you eat it.
The little bastard's craftsmanship is pretty good, but is this a piece of chicken?
The chicken is a good chicken. It should be a good breed and specially raised black-bone chicken...
But you are still young. How can you stir-fry chicken without a lantern? You have a soul!
Try another one...
A small, almost transparent bone china bowl came into view.
The white milk jelly has a kind of translucence and texture like mutton fat jade, with some kind of pink pulp and ice crystal-like jelly filaments on it. The fresh aroma of mint and the gurgling coolness flow down from the edge of the bowl like a waterfall.
It looks very moving.
"It's flashy, I'm afraid it wasn't taught by Lao Xue."
Earl Leng picked up the bowl,
"Suck~"
Drink it all in one gulp.
He was shaken all over and looked pale.
Dead ball...
Waste of good food, eaten too fast...
Well, there are so many dishes on the table anyway, why not...
When Earl Leng came back to life, the table was filled with only messy cups and plates.
The strong man who came with him looked like he was about to give birth in ten months of pregnancy, staring blankly at the table and smacking his lips.
Earl Leng coughed, and they immediately sat down straight.
"Knot..."
Hula la.
A large group of women swayed out of the back door, laughing and playing.
"Oh, this spring water is so comfortable."
"Yes, yes, it was just a little hot when I first went down, and now my whole body is red."
"It's so refreshing. I'll definitely bring my mother-in-law over for a dip some other time."
"Uncle Gungun is so awesome. I pinched his legs for a while. Guess what, now I feel that my waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer hurting. I feel full of strength and energy all over my body..."
???
Earl Leng was at a loss.
A group of women, who had just soaked in the hot spring water and were fragrant, sat down in the room.
"Boss Xiao Lin, give me some pots of your cold brew herbal tea for the sisters. It's said to be the one that can help you lose weight~"
Lin Chou fully agreed,
"Would you like some shortbread for tea? There was too much honey from Houshan Mountain in the past few days, so I made a lot of it."
"OK!"
There is no excess honey that cannot be used, this is specially roasted for them...
The consumption of this group of women is more terrible than the men at the top of the level, and they are completely unreasonable. Although they can only come here once or twice a month, the evolutionaries who support half the mountain have no problem working for them.
So, of course, you have to take care of yourself.
A bunch of moist shortbread was served together with cold-brewed white tea. The women seemed to have taken advantage.
"Hey, Boss Xiaolin, we almost got a discount~"
Lin Chou's face turned serious,
"What are the discounts and gifts?"
The women's smiles suddenly bloomed.
Earl Leng looked at the table on his side that had not been cleared by anyone, and then looked at the other side's table, feeling uncomfortable.
"Ahem, check out!"
Lin Chou came over with a beautiful smile.
"Uncle, what are you talking about..."
One insisted on giving, and the other refused to accept. The argument made his face red and his neck thick.
Finally, Earl Leng became anxious and slammed the card on the table.
"Do you accept it or not?"
Lin Chou sighed and threw the circulation point card representing one million into the drawer.
Earl Leng raised his eyebrows, his voice was a little soft,
"...No change?"
Lin's face scrunched up into a ball,
"Oh, I forgot."
He brought out several jars of wine, a pile of salt-baked chicken, chicken fir oil and other various things to eat, and in the blink of an eye, the arms of the people around Earl Leng were all covered.
"Take it with you. Uncle, you haven't gone ashore for a long time. Go back and share it with your brothers."
The road is wide open, young man!
Earl Leng's men couldn't hide the smiles on their faces. If it wasn't because of Earl Leng that they just stood aside, they would probably go up to greet them as brothers.
"Oh my, my brother is so polite."
"That's right, how can this be so embarrassing?"
"This wine is too expensive. What can I do? Take it back and take it back."
The situation was out of control for a while, and Earl Leng snorted twice,
"You little bastards, let me hold it for you if I ask you to, why are you pretending to be foreign?"
He stood up and felt bitter as he looked at the room full of women and the evolved people lining up outside.
You're lucky, kid...
Miscalculated this time.
I’ll come back next time after taking annual leave!
Yes, at night when there are fewer people!
How can outsiders laugh at household chores?
"Walk slowly, uncle, walk slowly, brothers, walk slowly~"
Lin Chou sat down on the chair, feeling loveless.
Su Yourong suppressed laughter while putting away the dishes. Chi Zhi had a strange expression and didn't speak. After a while, the sound of dishes being washed came from behind.
A group of women, who were also regular customers, chirped and advised,
"Who is this man? He brought people here to eat, and he even took them with him."
"That's right, Brother Xiao Lin even served Lamborghini, and he shamelessly gave away the change for a 1 million card."
"Hum, if you can't afford it, why don't you embarrass yourself?"
"Oh, my, boss Xiaolin, don't get carried away. The emperor has poor relatives from three families, right?"
"It's over, Brother Xiao Lin is already feeling distressed and starting to cramp..."
Lin Chou waved her hands feebly,
"Shh, stop talking, stop talking, I want to be quiet."
Suddenly a cute girl jumped out from the crowd of women,
"Okay, okay, little brother, Jingjing is here~"
"..."
At the foot of the mountain.
Earl Leng was shocked all over, and his dark face was visibly filled with a layer of red.
"What's wrong, boss?"
"I'm so drunk that I'm shaking when I walk."
"Hold on, hold on!"
Earl Leng was speechless and choked, looking up at the sky.
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing here, why do my ears work so well, why did I become one of the three poor relatives after giving one million?
Several younger brothers were still loading things into the car.
"Boss, I still have my annual leave. Can you take me with you next time?"
"Get out! Boss, boss, take me with you. I didn't even take my annual leave last year. I'll come a few days in advance to step in for you!"
"My ex..."
"Shut up, everyone!" Earl Leng squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "Get in the car and leave quickly!"