"To be courteous for nothing is to be a traitor or a thief. Boss, this is not right."
Boss Leng said in surprise, "What's wrong?"
"What do you call Lieutenant Colonel Leng?"
"Nonsense, of course it's Lengzhong...ahem, of course it's my baby girl!"
"Hey hey hey."
There was a burst of laughter, "Boss, stop pretending, who doesn't know that you and the old prince have to call the eldest daughter Lieutenant Colonel Leng outside, hahaha..."
Everyone knows that Leng Han is like an unattainable iceberg among the garrison. He has such a fierce reputation that, let alone trying to climb, there is a word that calls him unattainable.
It is said that when Leng Han joined the army and was promoted to lieutenant colonel, two generations of the Leng family met Leng Han who was giving an induction speech to his subordinates.
The old prince called out smoothly, "Baby girl!"
As a result, Miss Leng said firmly, "Call me Lieutenant Colonel Leng."
The old prince ran away with his tail between his legs, crying bitterly.
With such a master, the kid in front of me actually dared to scream Leng Han so smoothly? How did he survive?
"Then what was this kid's name just now?"
"Leng...han..."
Boss Leng exploded immediately, "Damn! You kid! Tell me, what's going on between you and my precious girl? Tell me quickly, or I'll chop you up alive!"
Everyone didn't care about Earl Leng's rage, and they also forgot about being squeezed into a pulp by Lord Gungun.
"Wow, the hairy-footed son-in-law is here."
"congratulations."
"We should be matched with each other, we should be matched with each other, a sixth-level strange beast..."
"A quick son-in-law by Chenglong, definitely a quick son-in-law by Chenglong!!"
A group of people started laughing playfully, and the atmosphere changed instantly.
"Say, hurry up, don't be so playful."
"Hey, I respect you as an elder, don't push yourself too far, I tell you!"
"Go away, who is your elder? What is your relationship with my precious girl?"
"Leng Han? We are friends!"
"Fart, do you think I'm stupid? Leng Han has no friends except that girl Qing Yu!"
"Tch, can't you make friends if you don't have them?"
"I don't want to deal with a little bastard like you!"
"If you curse again, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Come on, come on, whoever loses will call daddy... Bah! Call me grandpa three times!"
Everyone started to say, "Well, absolutely, this is definitely a perfect relationship between father-in-law and son-in-law."
After arguing for a while, Earl Leng had a dark face, his nose was not a nose, his eyes were not eyes, and he never mentioned the embarrassing scene of paying for the road.
Lin Chou didn't even want to mention it, robbing the cold Tyrannosaurus' father?
He hasn't lived enough yet, "Although a weakling is very..."
Earl Leng immediately rolled up his sleeves, "Boy, what are you muttering about? If you didn't have a sixth-level battle pet, I would have slapped you to death, little bastard."
"hehe!"
"The boss is gone! The boss is gone..."
Earl Leng roared angrily, "I'm living a good fucking life!"
"...It's the tongue. The angry frog's tongue is missing!"
Earl Leng was anxious, "Impossible!"
"We searched everywhere, but there was nothing left except a pair of broken bones and a heart. They were all turned into pulp."
"Fuck!" Earl Leng sat down on the ground, "It's impossible... That's the tongue of an angry frog. How could it be turned into pulp by my arrow? It took me three years to track it down.
How on earth could such a guy turn into an angry frog again!"
"In a few days, it will be the coming-of-age ceremony for Jiang's daughter, and I will return to the base city..."
Lin Chou's tone was strange, "So, you plan to give her an angry frog's tongue as a gift to her at her coming-of-age ceremony?"
"Bah! What kind of gift can I give to you? I can only give it to others. Of course I want to give it to my precious daughter. The armor I made for her needs the tendons of the angry frog's tongue to weave it - the angry frog's tongue.
Tongue tendon is the best natural material that can be found now, and there is nothing stronger than this thing in terms of toughness and tensile resistance."
When Gungun, who was sitting far away, heard this, he blinked and quietly hid the bundle of swan nests tied together behind his back.
"Boss, that bear, look at that bear, its tongue is there!"
The rope Gungun used to tie the swans' nests together was just a bloody tongue. I don't know how he stole the tongue from under the eyes of a group of swans.
"Ouch!"
Earl Leng turned his gaze to Lin Chou, "Young man, eh?"
Lin Chou was helpless and said to Gungun, "If they don't steal your food, give them the rope to tie up the things."
Gungun breathed a sigh of relief, and reluctantly compared the similarity between the toad's tongue and the Xiaoqiu brand bow on his neck, "Ouch, ouch..."
Lin Choutou said, "Yes!"
Everyone was surprised, "It, you, you... are talking... talking?"
Lin Chou said with a smile, "Master Gungun said, give me some face, or you will all turn into balls!"
"Ball? What ball?"
Lin Chou took out a bean-sized colored glass ball from his pocket and said, "Here!"
Earl Leng took it and his hand sank, "What is this and why is it so heavy?"
The young man who had been holding the display only glanced at it and trembled all over, "Boss, boss, that's... the partner who lives in symbiosis with the angry frog, the clown mantis shrimp!"
Lin Chou raised his thumb, "You can also see this?"
"This thing... tore twenty-one of my comrades into pieces and turned them into ashes. I also remember that feeling."
Earl Leng explained, "With this kid's awakening talent, he can recognize anything that has attacked him, no matter what it is disguised as."
"Holy shit, it's really amazing to hold a grudge to this extent."
After some haggling, Lin Chou paid a toad's tongue, and Count Leng gave Boss Lin a sufficient amount of living corpse soft crystals - which was in the secret pocket of Count Leng's trousers.
The deal is done.
Lin Chou quickly washed the soft crystal several times with sea water and put it in his pocket.
Drop "Collect the living corpse soft crystal, the task is completed, and the matching degree with the host will be increased by 05%."
Is it gone?
Sure enough, there is no more, um, standard damn system style.
"You mean, you little king...ahem, you went to sea just to find some kind of bullshit sea stone flower? Where's your boat?"
"What kind of ship? This handsome guy came here!"
Earl Leng said in a daze, "Walked more than a thousand kilometers on the Black Sea? Do you think I'm a fool? Can you take a step and let me see?"
"Wave~!"
Like a ghost, Gungun floated over everyone's heads with a bunch of swan nests in his arms. Two bear paws were waving, and the wind blew off several people's hats.
Lin Chou stepped onto the sea and walked towards the distance as if walking on flat ground.
"Hey, Lord Earl, is the aquamarine reef beach that Lord Wei mentioned is in this direction?"
Lin Chou walked far away under the dull gazes of a group of people, and suddenly thought of something again, turned around and asked.
"oh!"
"..."
By the time Earl Leng realized that he was pointing in the wrong direction, Lin Chou had already disappeared into the thick fog.
"Well, boss, the direction you are pointing towards is towards the depths of the ocean..."
"Ahem, don't worry about these details."
Just give this kid a hard time!
Earl Leng stood up with two black carrot-like fingers and made a walking gesture like a little man.
"Have you noticed anything? How on earth did this kid... stay on the sea..."
"....Awakening talent? Bloodline?"
"Is there such a magical bloodline in this world? It completely violates the laws of physics. That frank scientist will probably be so angry that he will jump out of the coffin, right?"
"Isn't that just a living corpse? Now it can be sold for a lot of money!"