Chapter 177 Ruzi can teach and congratulate the first master of the messy seasons!
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I would like to express my gratitude to my first grandmaster, Messy Four Seasons Ten Thousand Reward. I would like to congratulate him with this chapter. Look at my mouth movements. Thank you to this gay guy from GR.)
Shen Daru took some instant noodles and found a willow pavilion outside to sit down.
The two bodyguard men sat directly on the ground, each waiting for their salt-baked chicken. Looking at the freshness of the fruit, they picked two and took a few bites.
Mr. Shen, whose full name is Shen Daru, is a very elegant name.
He took out a small purple sand stove from his bag and took out a bag of pine cones.
The pine cone is gray in color and about the size of a baby's fist. There are golden pine nuts growing evenly in the gaps, and it actually has a delicate fragrance.
Shen Daru, with his heart as calm as a sailor and a butterfly in a flower, quickly and elegantly pinched out the pine nuts one by one with small silver tweezers and placed them in a small purple sand plate.
"Ding."
"Ding."
"Ding."
The rhythm is soothing and lively.
After tweezing several pine cones, a small mountain of pine nuts was piled up. After-dinner snacks were prepared.
Shen Daru nodded with satisfaction again, breathed a sigh of relief, and said calmly, "Quiet mind, quiet room."
Put three pine cones into a small purple sand furnace and burn them with bronze flint. When the green smoke subsides slightly, place a crucible on the furnace and let the crucible burn slightly.
Take out two plastic water bottles from the bag, with a circle of wrapping paper around them, and two unclear characters "奷?" on them.
"That's a lot... not much..."
"It's a pity, your Majesty said that there are only twenty-four bottles of Evian Mineral Spring. Alas, I have to save some..."
"The taste of the world is pure joy...good things...don't always exist..."
Shen Daru couldn't help but sigh, completely immersed in his own world.
After adding one and one-third bottles of water, Shen Daru put the remaining mineral water away, put it into the bag, patted it again, and felt relieved.
He fanned the water vapor in the crucible with his hand, lowered his head and took a sniff, "As expected of your Majesty, this is the best water before the catastrophe. With more than two hundred years of history, this smell is so sweet."
A big man from the bodyguard took a mouthful of fragrant red beans and sprayed the ground with residue and saliva.
Shen Daru frowned, but he didn't know what to say.
After all, he had to rely on these two people to protect him in the wilderness, and usually, these two bodyguards helped him solve many problems and made great contributions.
Burning harps and boiling cranes, I just have to be patient with this situation.
The two big bodyguards also consciously stayed away from him. The boss in this state had better not make himself uncomfortable, otherwise his salary and bonus would be deducted.
As soon as the water boiled, Shen Daru took out the green vegetables from the small dish Lin Chou gave him, put them into the crucible, blanched them three times, and took them out.
Pour half of the water into the noodle bowl, close the wrapping paper, and put the crucible back on the small pine cone stove.
Started counting, "Well, as I get older, I should forget the steps your Majesty has given me. Well... ok..."
Shen Daru poured out the water in the noodle bowl, put in the cabbage buns, lightly blanched the sauce buns in hot water, squeezed them into the noodle bowl, and stirred with chopsticks.
The stirring technique is extremely rigorous, stir it up high, drop it down low, and whisper in your mouth,
"Your Majesty's Words"
"The noodles are cooked through in three minutes,"
"But when it is about to be revealed,"
"The most elastic teeth,"
"Time is the enemy of the face,"
"Time is too thin,"
"The fingertips are too wide,"
"And perfection only exists for a moment,"
"The face of this second and the face of the next second,"
"They are two completely different bowls."
"Alas, Shen is ashamed of the state of your Majesty... That is the state..."
Finally, put the thin slices of beef into a bowl in a fan shape and garnish with green vegetables.
Shen Daru raised his hands above his head, folded them on his forehead, stretched out the index and middle fingers of his hands, curled up the other knuckles hard, closed his eyes and recited devoutly, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for giving me real food. You're welcome, Daru."
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After a long time, Shen Daru opened his eyes, folded his right leg on top of his left leg, and began to shake seriously.
"I'm getting older. I can't even do the most standard and pious posture for eating instant noodles as your Majesty said. I don't have much time left to live!"
Picking up chopsticks, "Xilihulu."
"I've been putting up with you for so long!" a loud shout came from the crowd.
Under the stunned gazes of the two bodyguards, a big boot that seemed to exude green mist hit Shen Daru on the back of the head.
"Snapped."
"Paji."
Two sounds in a row.
Shen Daru plunged headlong into the noodle bowl. His face stretched the noodle bowl, crushed it, and flattened it. The curved instant noodles splashed along the table, forming some kind of abstract circle.
There was silence.
"Wa hahaha..."
"Fuck! Fuck!"
"Greetings, Ms. Xie, has any of you taken off your shoes? Even the fragrant red beans can't cover up the stench! It's absolutely stinky!"
The palm of Shen Daru's hand that was propped on the table twitched twice like chicken claws, and his whole body slumped motionless.
The two big bodyguards looked at each other. First they looked sad, and then they couldn't hold it any longer.
"puff!"
"Ha ha ha ha....."
Their laughter merged with the crowd and echoed throughout the hillside.
In the small restaurant, Lin Chou poked his head out of the kitchen and brought out twelve salt-baked chickens, "What's going on? Is this laughter leaking?"
"Oh, boss, you are busy, don't worry about it, maybe those guys outside are starving!"
"Who the hell are you leaving for me? You haven't seen meat in several years?"
"roll!"
"Boss Lin, add another plate of peanuts and a jar of wine!"
Lin Chou responded, "Chi Zhi, Chi Zhi serves the wine!"
Chi Zhi walked out of the backyard, said oh, picked up the wine jar and put it on the man's table with a bang.
"Your wine, and bring my money by the way."
The man smiled and said, "Hey, this is your money, boss lady."
Chi Zhi snorted coldly, "What does the boss lady mean?"
The man opened his eyes wide and looked surprised, "Don't tell me Boss Lin won't even give you a title? Alas, people's hearts are not as good as they used to be in the world... I sympathize with you! Boss lady, look at me.
I have also recruited a large group of brothers to lead a hunting team. We need strength and ability and money. Have you considered changing the boss?"
Chi only clenched his fists, and everyone in the dining room could feel that the air seemed to be slightly stagnant.
"Stupid, filthy male creature, put away your fragile self-esteem and poor one-liners, otherwise, I will personally tear off your thigh bone and offer it to the Blood God as a toothpick."
Chi turned around and left.
Everyone in the dining room suddenly exploded,
"Hahahahaha, damn, grandpa is laughing so hard."
"Hmph~ Fish-lipped, dirty male creature~! Hmph!"
"Ha ha ha ha...."
Even the man who was scolded as a clay sculpture laughed and fell under the table. It took him a long time to get up, "Fuck, I just understand why Boss Lin is so lucky... Boss Lin is so generous.
It’s so broad...the taste is so tricky..."
"Hey, that's nonsense, it's obvious that the boss lady has a broad mind!"
"Not only is it vast, I heard that before the catastrophe, there was a legendary peak named: Taimurraya! I think it's the perfect word to describe the landlady."
"What a strange name!"
"It's strange, it makes me feel a little bit on fire."
Lin Chou tinkered with the oven, "What's going on outside?"
Chi Zhi looked unhappy, "It's just a bunch of brainless male goblins."
"Bear...goblin...? What is that thing? Can it be used as food?"
Chi Zhi smiled and said, "The meat is sexy, the belly is full of dirty semen, and the brain is full of liquid, what do you think?"
Lin Choutou said, "That's terrible. A creature that can't be used as food, I seriously despise it."
"Um."
Chi's head was serious, with a hint of cunning flashing in his eyes.