Chapter 183 The scholar meets the soldier and congratulates the head of the orange wheat field!
(Thanks to the bottle cap...ahem, thank you to Orange Marmalade for the 1,000 yuan reward, and your promotion to the head. I would like to congratulate you on this chapter.)
The person is fine, and the car is fine even more.
The angry Shan Ye almost slapped a group of base city villains who were holding banners into fools. With that tyrannical force like a human bulldozer, which bodyguard dared to stand in front of him?
The tiger entered the herd and the men fell on their backs. In less than three minutes, the battle was resolved and Shen Daru was dragged directly up the mountain.
When had Shen Daru seen this posture?
From what I heard and saw in the base city, they were all polite and courteous, and at the worst, they were just acquaintances. At least I had never had the experience of being dragged down a mountain by the neck and collar.
"This... strong man... is there any misunderstanding..."
Shen Daru is not a pedantic person. This big man knocked down his two third-level evolved human bodyguards in two or two times. He is not confident enough to attack someone with harsh words such as condemnation. His words are very polite and flattering.
——A good man doesn’t suffer the consequences of his immediate life!
"Misunderstand?"
Master Shan raised the old man, who was as thin as a chicken, in front of his eyes and looked at him, "There is no misunderstanding."
Shen Daru's toes were kicking and kicking, unable to touch the ground. He was panicking and sweating on his face. "Strong, strong man, if you have something to say, say it well, say it well."
Huang Dashan said with a ferocious smile, "Come on, come on, take a look, did you talk to me properly? Yes?"
Shanye's pangolin car was lying across the creek. Dozens or hundreds of miserable ordinary people, with muddy faces and miserable expressions on their faces, took off their coats and used them as rags, washing the car.
"This is my dearest child... A horned antelope once scratched my car. Do you know what I did?"
Shen Daru: "...."
I don’t want to know a single thing!
"Snapped!"
The boy's face was ashen and ferocious, and he was holding a thick nine-section whip in his hand, which he whipped loudly.
The tip of the whip is like a swallowed snake core, which chooses people to devour.
"Spicy chicken, a bunch of little bastards, are you full of food? Stop my car? If you don't smoke, your peach blossoms are blooming. You don't know why the flowers are so red! Look carefully! If there is a stain on the Pangolin,
I will peel off your skin and use it as a rag to clean the car!"
"Hey, new old man, take off your clothes!"
Shen Daru felt a chill, this young man was so good, how could he...
"Ahem, young man, I'm too old to do those tricks of yours... How about you change someone else?"
"Snapped!"
The little chicken became angry and said, "What a mess, I asked you to take off your clothes! There are not enough rags! You are responsible for the tires, hurry up...If you can't finish wiping them before dark, I will hang you on the fence to feed the mosquitoes!"
Shen Daru curled his lips, I am a person who has applied insect repellent!
The boy sneered, these idiots in the base city have no idea what mosquitoes in the wilderness are.
Mr. Shan pointed to the huge tire of the Pangolin, which is as tall as a person, "Did you see the tapered blade on it?"
A group of car wash boys looked blank. Although the tapered blade looked very sharp and high-quality, there was really nothing to see.
"Those are the mouthparts of mosquitoes."
Damn it!
A group of people had goosebumps all over their bodies. This cold-conical blade is more than three meters long, and its thick part is thicker than a human leg. Are you telling me that this is the mouthparts of a mosquito?
The boy chicken kindly said, "There is a kind of mosquito in the wilderness, called the giant star mosquito. When it flies in the sky, it looks like a blue star from a distance. The lines on its body and wings will emit a magnificent and unusual blue light. Hehe...
They will lock their prey tightly with their arthropods, fly into the sky with the prey, suck up the blood, and then throw the prey away...whoosh...bang!"
The little chicken said with a smile, "Well, prey like you is too thin, and it will probably be pierced in one go... Well, it doesn't matter, you can always prick it a few times. Seven or eight pounds of fresh and sweet blood per person,
It’s worth the trouble.”
Master Shan suddenly felt that this boy chicken was quite to his liking, and he grinned happily, "Well, not bad, do it well, I'm optimistic about you."
Hundreds of bodyguards lost their enthusiasm to support their bosses and were guarded by a group of hunters with malicious intentions. From a distance, they watched their bosses suffer losses with wry smiles on their lips.
Shen Daru stood by the stream, sweating profusely. His body could not support working in the hot weather.
"This little brother, I'm getting old, and the old problems in my back can't stand this. Please let me rest for a while. I'll give you 10,000 yuan in circulation..."
"Snapped."
What responded to him was the powerful sound of the nine-section whip, and the pebbles at his feet immediately broke into eight petals.
Shen Daru trembled, stopped, and wiped the car with a loud noise.
Wang Mian washed his face in the stream and said happily, "I watch Brother Wuyong's live broadcast every day. Wasn't he also a hunter before? Why has he never mentioned that the wilderness is so interesting? Tsk tsk... It's so fun.
..”
Shen Daru rolled his eyes and held his waist, sweat dripping down into the stream.
"Oh, it's really not going to work anymore. If this continues, I will die here...my waist...this little brother, please just let me go."
The little boy said disdainfully, "You have to find a good reason for lying. It's the same every time. How can I trust you?"
"It would be more worrying if the reasons were different every time. I use the same reason because I am persistent."
Shen Daru straightened his body, his eyes were misty and his tone was serious,
"Although I don't want to say it explicitly, I am already dying."
"Unlike you, I can survive for a long time."
"Time is my enemy."
"I mourn every minute, and every second preciously records the passage of my life."
"I..."
Master Shan chattered. Although I have definitely never heard these words before, why does it feel like déjà vu?
This tone, this pretentiousness...
The little chicken opened its mouth wide, its eyes were very moved and sincere,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were so miserable..."
"Yeah," Shen Daru said, "Then I'll find a shade and take a rest..."
"But why don't you explain to me, what does 'living' mean??"
"This... this is a misunderstanding!" Shen Daru assured him, patting his chest, "Actually, I meant to say lingering, but the wording was inappropriate..."
"puff."
Wang Mian couldn't hold it back anymore and sprayed.
"Oh, that's it." Mr. Shan patted the boy's shoulder, "Old man, let me tell you, death is tranquility. When a person is dying, he may not be as negative and sad as you imagined. Otherwise, how could there be a recovery?
this phrase?"
Shan Ye is mighty, Shan Ye has done a great job!
The little chicken looked at Huang Dashan with admiration.
"Here's nonsense!" Shen Daru's beard curled up, "You are using strong words to make excuses!"
"Oh?" Master Shan smiled, revealing twelve cold teeth, "How do you know it's not the case?"
"How about you go and experience it yourself and come back and tell us about it?"