"I'm so angry that I'm going to tear you alive and drink you..."
The tall red man grabbed Lin Chou who had already started to roll up his arms and sleeves.
"Boss, calm down, calm down, you are so embarrassed!"
wait wait wait?
Lin Chou slapped his forehead, what on earth is this shop owner doing? Arguing with a dog?!
When he looked at the guy in front of him, his eyes became a little unpredictable.
"Could it be that in this world, there really is such a miraculous thing as MT's heart??"
Chi repeated those two weird pronunciations, "Boss, what is the heart of admiration?"
Lin Chou vouched for his character by watching countless old movies before the cataclysm at the entrance of the alley when he was a child.
"In the ancient times before the Cataclysm, people liked a game called online games. MT was the tank profession in it. It was the character who was mainly responsible for attracting the hatred of monsters and withstanding attacks. It is said that tanks who have understood the heart of MT, even if they are deeply hidden
In the sea of people, monsters will be chosen by monsters, regardless of poverty or... Bah, whether it is the mage father or the archer grandma, the red and blue double explosions will never be ot, they will kneel when they open their mouths, and the sarcastic face is talking about them, as long as they speak out
As soon as they show their faces, the monster immediately goes berserk and falls into a mindless fight mode. They usually also work part-time as the red hand in the team. Well, they both share the extremely popular title of Face Emperor. Apex 23S is the fastest updated."
"..."
You don’t understand it at all!
Lin Chou pointed to classmate Ha's doggy face, "Here, look at it."
Chi Yilian was at a loss.
...
In the distance, a six-clawed husky has ferocious muscles all over its body, but its steps are as light as a feather. Less than two meters in front of it, a fat white-tailed mole the size of a ball is holding Hong Bean.
It was a great pleasure to eat the fruit.
If viewed from the perspective of a mole, the six-clawed husky's unique, blade-like flat six limbs almost blend into the surrounding scenery under the yellow light refracted by the clouds.
Even Lin Chou could only barely get a rough look. If he wasn't careful, he would probably think it was a huge wolf body floating in the air.
Moles are only a dozen centimeters tall when they stand up, and they still crawl on the ground.
From a technical point of view, objects over one meter high are no longer within the range of its sight, not to mention that the mole's eyes are not much more sensitive than placing two glass balls in the eye sockets.
A mole is both a blind man and a cage. It mainly relies on vibration and smell to judge surrounding environmental factors.
The six-clawed husky made no sound from its feet, and its body was covered with dry mud that blocked its own scent.
Well, now the place is filled with the stench of rat droppings and silt, and Lin Chou and Chi are going crazy.
But the moles seemed to be enjoying the food very much. It seemed that Ha's disguise was quite successful.
"Duh."
With a soft sound that could not be heard five meters away, the six-clawed husky's bone-covered paws easily broke the mole's neck. There was no damage to the fur and no smell of blood. The mole looked more like he was asleep than dead.
Carefully placing it flat on the ground, the six claws focused on another target.
"Why??"
Sure enough, what our ancestors said is correct. Regarding this point, the sages of ancient times have already given us the answer.
As the saying goes, a dog catches a mouse...that's not right...a dog bites a dog...poof!
...
Dozens or hundreds of Ha students instantly overturned moles several times their own number.
Lin Chou was so moved that she burst into tears, mmp, I want to raise one, classmate Ha! No one can stop it!
It’s so touching, so touching!
Lin Chou turned around and asked Chi, "Are you moved?"
"move!"
Anyway, as long as you don't let me work overtime, you can do whatever you say.
"Are you moved?"
Lin Chou turned his head and faced the rugged face of Classmate Ha from before.
The dog's face is confused,
"Ouch, ouch?"
(Classmate Ha: Of course I don’t dare to move. Looking at your vulgar look, are you trying to steal my dog food?)
Classmate Ha used his paws to gather the white-tailed moles lying in a row of corpses under his feet, and then lay down to protect them like a guinea hen hatching eggs.
Lin Chou felt hurt. I am kind-hearted and handsome. Does he look like he is going to snatch a mouse from your bitch?
Let alone a rat, I don't even care about ivory.
Lin Chou thought in her heart:
They are all speculating on me with malicious intent, Spicy Chicken!
Don’t worry, if you have no friends in the future, why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?
Just let these idiots go quietly.
Just when Lin Chou breathed a sigh of relief and was about to open a bottle of cold beer, the old man was watching this group of free laborers eradicating the moles in the yard.
A small pink off-road vehicle was parked at the door. The armor on the vehicle was as funny and ridiculous as a girl's skirt.
"Whose car is painted pink?" Lin Chou felt goosebumps all over his body.
The potted plant with increasingly bright hair jumped out of the car. Well, people want to forgive her color when they see it.
Potted Plant was also holding a metal chain in his hand. At the end of the metal chain, a two-meter-tall giant dog with snow-white fur jumped out of the car.
The potted plant smiled and was about to wave, when the eyes of the huskies in the yard instantly focused on her.
"Well..."
Potted Plant seemed to be frightened, and after a while he waved dryly and said,
"Chou~Brother~Brother~! Look at my new pet, is it pretty?"
"Hiss."
All the huskies twitched their noses at the same time, sniffing the smell in the air. The blue light in their eyes almost came out of their eyes. The way they looked at the giant dog gave people an unpleasant association.
When their hungry wolf-like eyes followed the metal chain to the potted plant, the potted plant's hands trembled.
This kind of gaze that can't tell whether it's stripping off clothes or skin will cause instinctive fear in any gender that has anything to do with female animals.
The giant dog led by the potted plant also felt it. It first tucked its tail, leaned forward and let out a low growl.
Then he immediately raised his head high and looked up at the sky with his eyes at a 45-degree angle, revealing his flawless white chin and the hair on his neck that couldn't help but sway in the breeze. Each of his beards glowed golden under the refraction of the light.
The fur all over her body is smooth and soft, and her forepaws are put together, making her look like a princess who has fallen into a mortal body.
"Ouch, ouch!!"
All the huskies raised their heads and let out rough calls, as if at this moment, time had turned back to the ancient times, and a huge full moon was in the sky that Mingguang people had never seen before, and the moonlight was miserable.
The howling of hundreds of huskies gave Lin Chou goosebumps. The last time Lin Chou heard this sound was when the wild cats in the alley gathered in groups in the middle of the night.
To express it in a way that does not turn into a *** symbol, this group of Ha students are ***.
A strange smell gradually spread in the air.
Potted plants murmur,
"It's over, it's over... My aunt still naively thought that the smell of hormones in the air was a legend."
She looked at the giant dog next to her and whispered a prayer for Xiaoxue, the giant dog that had just been brought back:
"Go, Pikachu, one hundred thousand volts, protect my aunt!!"
He took off the collar and metal chain and threw them away, then the potted plant twisted its small buttocks and got into the car.
"Boom, boom boom!"
"Dear Chou~Brother~Brother~! The Lun family will come to see you another day. It seems inconvenient today!"