Chapter 283 People who love to condemn express strong dog down - Happy Birthday to Waiting Kiss!
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There is no reward for the three views. As the head of my family is waiting for Mr. Kiss’s birthday, I would like to take this chapter to wish the beautiful woman eternal beauty and boundless power.)
"Crack!"
A petite figure in a grass-green raincoat jumped into the room, with a BGM in his mouth,
"Dang, Dang, Dang, Dang, Chou~Brother~Brother~! The Lun family is here to see you!"
"Surprise or not, surprise or surprise."
Wu Ke got his head out of the red and green extra-standard red and green bed rolls, his eyes wide and round;
The Wandering Demon's eyebrows were twisted into an S-shape, and a bone in his mouth was bitten into three pieces. He chewed the piece in his mouth and then swallowed it;
Zhao Qingcang muttered, "She is quite handsome, such a good girl, but why is she missing a chord in her brain?"
Lin Chou smiled slightly,
"Have you finished reading? What are you doing standing around? Let's go."
The potted plant's face stiffened, and she pouted resentfully.
"Brother Chou, how could you do this to others? They can come here specially in the rain to see... Hey, what are you eating? It smells so good!"
Three times, five times and two times, he took off his entire raincoat,
"Hey, busty maid...sister, can you go get a pair of bowls and chopsticks for the Lun family?"
The busty sister looked at Lin Chou and asked, "Maid, what do you mean?"
Lin Chou explained seriously,
"Well, you believe in me... Lord Blood God, isn't there anything in the prayer about being your loyal servant?"
The big-breasted sister was stunned, her brows furrowed, her expression was solemn, and her tone was cold,
"Woman, how dare you disrespect Lord Blood God??"
"..."
Lin Chou staggered. How did this damn brain circuit develop?
"call!"
A strong wind blew against my face, and the door opened. No one walked in this time.
A billowing tenth face blocked the door, and a big eye turned around.
The big-breasted sister immediately put her hand on her chest and said hello, "Lord Blood God."
Gungun screamed, but the direction was towards the meat basin on the table.
"Ouch!"
At this time, the potted plant took out a few pieces of candy and naturally handed them to Rolling.
"Here, it has your favorite bamboo shoot flavor, take it and eat it, go ahead!"
Gungun curled his lips and cared for the mentally retarded children with his big, smart eyes.
"Ouch, ouch ouch."
"What is it talking about?"
Lin Chou smiled, "Gun Gun said, you just want to use a few sweet stones to trick it into eating its meat...an idiot two-legged reptile."
"..."
"Also, since when did you and Gungun become so familiar?"
Potted plants talk about him from left to right,
"Well, it was just not long ago... Well, you didn't eat it? Then I won't be polite!"
Lin Chou first gave Gungun a vat of fairy meat. Of course, most of it was soup.
Then he said,
"If you want to eat, you can, just pay!"
Potted Plant was so frightened that he covered his wallet and asked pitifully, "How much, how much?"
"forty thousand."
Even Lao Zhao was surprised, "What? Has your conscience returned?"
The potted plant screamed miserably, "What, 40,000, why don't you go and grab Lin Chou's Iron Rooster?"
Wu Ke looked at the potted plants with eyes full of contempt,
"Tch, if you can't afford it, just say you can't afford it. Why are you pretending to be a big clove of garlic? Can you use it as a card swipe if you have a lolita face?"
Potted Plant had a gloomy face, and the color of her hair gradually darkened, turning into a thick dark green, and she said arrogantly,
"Hey, which concubine is this?"
Wu Ke wished he could cry on the spot. He also knew that he looked very embarrassed now.
Potted Plant stretched out his nose and took a few sniffs, "I can smell the smell of the medicine on you from afar. Are you an alchemist... technical geek? How many girlfriends do you have? Five? Or ten?"
As a technical geek, Wu Ke was fearless and said with a stiff neck,
"What does it have to do with the girlfriend of an undergraduate researcher... Humph, I'll scare you to death if I tell you. I can't even count the girlfriends of an undergraduate researcher. Don't even think about trying to take advantage of an undergraduate researcher. Besides, the undergraduate research institute has the same body type as a test tube.
Yeah, not interested!"
"Bah, your dog eyes are blinded, what do you know, my aunt has a childlike face..."
Wu Ke kindly reminded, "Short breasts."
Potted Plant snorted and looked Wu Ke up and down, "A fake house full of filth and filth."
Then he made a tut-tsk sound,
"You can't tell, it's still a tentacle type. My aunt admires your courage very much."
"Ahem!"
"My aunt..."
"cough!"
The expression on Lao Zhao's face, which had been ignored for a long time, was quite unpleasant, as if he was looking for someone to eat.
"Hey, do you, this old man, know that it is rude to interrupt someone else?"
Zhao Qingcang's beard was so angry that he said, "Grandpa? Which of the damn little girl movies do you think is the grandpa?"
"Is there anyone in this house who looks more like grandpa than you?"
"call..."
Zhao Qingcang exhaled, forced himself to calm down, and controlled the urge to slap this girl to death.
Phew, calm down, calm down, I, Zhao Qingcang, cannot afford to beat a junior to death.
So I hypnotized myself, I am a reasonable person, I want to reason with her, um, reason.
"Girl, this pot of dog meat is what I ordered!"
The potted plant blinked, with a look of grief and anger on its face.
"My aunt is the kind of person who always pays for food. How can you, the old man, be so stingy? I just ate a bowl of meat from you. Isn't it just 40,000 yuan? I'll just pay you... I just just
Eat... no, I only drank a small bowl of soup, just a small bowl. Look, the bowl is still there... This is a hundred, that's enough, huh!"
Zhao Qingcang was stunned. How could this girl be so shameless at such a young age? Did I seem to care about the circulation?
Lin Chou said quietly, "Everyone."
"kindness?"
A group of people's attention was focused on Lin Chou. As the boss, he had to stand up and stop this unfair behavior at this time.
So Lin Chou repeated,
"It doesn't matter who orders it, it's 40,000 per person."
"ah!!"
The potted plant looked frightened, as if someone had stabbed her, and screamed again,
"Forty thousand per person?!"
Zhao Qingcang suddenly lost his anger. Seeing how stingy this little girl was, asking her to take out the money seemed to relieve his anger more than giving her a slap?
So he took out a card, slammed it on the table, and yelled,
"Don't move!"
"..."
Lao Zhao was full of momentum and called everyone by name like he was giving advice.
"You, you, you and you, the big guy and the three silly boys over there, I'm treating you to this meal, so take it with you!"
Of course, Lin Chou would not be polite. He was afraid that this old man would default on his debts, so he also took back the big-breasted sister's share.
Potted Plant blinked and suddenly jumped down from the chair. Lin Chou thought she was going to eat the Overlord meal and run away.
The potted plant spun around in a circle, and it seemed like some kind of fine, fluffy skirt woven from grass blades was floating.
Several flowers even grew automatically on the top of the head, turning into a colorful garland.
"Brother Chou, the Lun family is wearing short skirts..."
Lin Chou's eyes darkened and he was about to collapse.
"You see, I am so beautiful and they are so ugly, why is it only 40,000? This is not fair. You are defrauding consumers. I want to complain to the production committee about your discriminatory behavior!"
Zhao Qingcang roared angrily and couldn't bear it anymore.
As the saying goes, killing one hundred generals is not as interesting as killing one, so...
Fuck the truth, my fist is the truth!
"I'm going to tear you alive for drinking!"
"etc!"
"When a person is about to die, his words are good. What last words do you have to say, stinky girl?"
"You are Zhao Qingcang... I cured Aunt Lin's face!!!"
The potted plant said quickly.
Lao Zhao's expression changed drastically, he blinked, then blinked again,
"Ahem, it turns out you are the little miracle doctor Zuo, hahaha... misunderstanding... misunderstanding! The flood has really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other, hahaha..."
Zhao Qingcang scratched his head and laughed awkwardly.
Lin Chou secretly regretted that this was a familiar line and a familiar taste.
Sure enough, it makes sense for heroes in ancient times to do good deeds without leaving their names behind. You see, they were recognized by others.
Old Zhao, you missed a great opportunity to eliminate harm for the people.
Zhao Qingcang rubbed his sleeves against the chair and said enthusiastically,
"Come on, come on, little miracle doctor Zuo, please sit down, please sit down, hahaha."
"snort!"
Zhao Qingcang didn't care at all, "Little miracle doctor, Arlin... how long will it take for her face to fully recover?"
The potted plant sat on the chair with its little feet raised.
"My aunt... I have always been a childlike person in business. Aunt Lin's face has been injured for a long time, and I don't know what medicine was used. Her skin has long been determined and has extraordinary resistance to foreign objects. Even I The Da Bao Essence can only moisturize things without making any sound, but it cannot cure the disease. If you want to completely restore your previous appearance, it will take at least a year or two."
"One or two years?" Uncle Zhao's face froze.
"Why, it's too slow? Why don't you find someone else? I'm not here to serve you anymore!"
Old Zhao suddenly panicked, "No, no, no, little miracle doctor, that's not what I meant. Where in the world can I find a miracle doctor like you who can cure Arlene's face?"
"Hmph!"
Lao Zhao completely transformed into a dog-legged person, with an expression that would probably make even Shan Ye panic when he saw it.
Lao Zhao served a bowl of dog meat.
"Ahem, the little miracle doctor still loves this bite of fairy meat. Well, Xiao Linzi's stew is indeed quite good. Come here, come here, while it's hot, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white. If you don't know the taste, why do you have five tables and six feasts? Not retreating?”
"kindness."
Potted Plant reservedly took Lao Zhao's bowl and sipped the soup.
The best dog meat itself can show a warm brown-red color. No matter how it is stewed, the meat is tough but not stiff, rotten but not greasy, and has a unique rich aroma.
Especially when it comes to this big pot of stewed meat, almost all the flavor of the meat is melted into the soup.
Pay attention to this pot of fragrant broth before the catastrophe:
The color of the soup stewed by removing the oil is almost colorless and transparent, which is called clear soup; the color of the soup stewed without removing the oil is brownish red or orange, which is also called golden soup.
Because dog meat is a hot food, it should not be boiled repeatedly to increase the heat. There is basically no such thing as old soup.
The potted plant was very satisfied with the drink, and her big eyes brightened up. Her mood seemed to be much better. She asked,
"Well...what is one black, two yellow, three flowers and four hundred?"
Old Zhao chuckled and said, "Of course I'm talking about dog meat. There are many ways to get this dog meat...I'm telling you..."
The potted plant groaned, and suddenly a mouthful of soup squirted all over Lao Zhao's head and face, "Dog dog...you said this is dog meat??"
"yes."
The potted plant suddenly collapsed on the chair, and then his eyes turned red, "Damn Iron Rooster, you, you, you really ate Xiaoxue?!"
Lin Chou was simply confused, "What Xiaoxue?"
"That's the Xiaoxue I brought here that day!"
It was okay not to mention it, but Lin Chou's eyebrows immediately knitted together when she mentioned it, but it happened that day she came running over with a husky...
The potted plant burst into tears and said with a choked voice,
“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, close, closeius... I've been taking care of Xiao Xue since she even opened her eyes, feeding her and walking her, shoveling poop and wiping her urine.
She has been raised, brought her out to see the world, you, you actually..."
Lin Chou was confused. Is this, this, this, crying?!
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
,'Don't show your teeth and give you delicious food', 'Bite him and give you delicious food', such complicated commands... You, you, you actually... ate it??"
The cries of the potted plants are like cuckoos crying for blood, the sound is sad and shrill, and the words are pressing and hurt people's hearts.
For a moment, even the Wandering Demon blushed and lowered his head. After all, he was the one who enjoyed the meal just now.
"Do you know that it will be the first alien beast with fighting capabilities tamed by humans in the history of Mingguang? Do you know what kind of price Xiaoxue can sell for?! I can't afford it even if I sell it to you.
Her! My aunt’s dowry depends on her! Oh oh oh...you pay, you pay me!”
Lin Chou was almost twisted to the waist by a 720-degree Thomas crotch loop. Several people in the restaurant, including several people, looked shaky.
Lin Chou was afraid that Bonzai would say something crooked again, so he held his forehead.
"Well, Xiaoxue is fine, take it and leave quickly!!"
There were still tears in the potted plant's eyes.
The cherry's little mouth opens to the limit, as big as a walnut!
"What?"
"Xiaoxue, stay outside in the coconut tree hut to take shelter from the rain. Take your dog and stay out of my sight!!"
The potted plants went away happily, and the clear laughter like wind chimes echoed outside the tavern.
"Ah, Xiaoxue, wuwuwu...it's great that you're okay...it scared me to death...I thought you...hehehehe...are stupid..."
Lin Chou broke into cold sweat on his forehead and said with great disdain,
"Tch, a businessman who smells like copper, an iron rooster who gets his eye on money!"
Xiao Wu, Bodyguard No. 1 and 2, Zhao Qingcang, Wandering Demon and Big Breasted Sister, the scorching eyes of everyone in the room made Lin Chou feel dizzy.
"Ahem, it depends on what I do?"
Wu Kedao,
"Brother Lin, everyone has a different face."
Lao Zhao then said,
"A tree is like a skin. As a human being, you can't be shameless and skinless."
"..."
I am open and bright, I am generous!
Lin Chou didn't want to discuss the established facts with these people who were telling lies with their eyes open. It would be a waste of time to say anything to them.
time is money!
"Wait!" Lao Zhao said in surprise, "The dog in this pot is not the dog that was walking outside just now. No wonder it is poisonous!"
Why didn't you just say that you were capable? Your dignity and your ferocity were eaten by that damn little miracle doctor?
Lao Zhao suddenly sighed extremely sadly, and the sound made Lin Chou's scalp tingle.
"My poor...Arlene!"
"Aunt Lin, who is yours?"
Lin Chou's heart actually turned over. Aunt Lin could not be Lao Zhao's wife.
Zhao Qingcang rolled his eyes for a moment, "Little bastard, what can't you learn from other people's gossip?"
"Obviously you were the first..."
"I, what's wrong, what's wrong, just tell me! Get the card back for me, I'm leaving... Two little bastards, neither one of them will make me worry."
Zhao Qingcang kicked open the door with a bang and walked away with a sideways step.
But the back view looks a bit rushed no matter how you look at it.
Lin Chou sneered,
"They pretend to be quite similar, but I have already seen through everything."
The Wandering Demon held the bowl and asked, "Why do you see it?"
Lin Chou stretched his voice and said, "Hey, Lao Zhao, you forgot to put on your raincoat!"
A hand quickly reached out from outside the door, and the raincoat hanging on the wall disappeared in an instant.
Lin Chou seemed to be talking to himself and whispered,
"This is the second time."
"Little brat!!!"
However, Lao Zhao did not come back and ran away quickly.
...
Thirty miles away from Lin's tavern, Bonzai drove her pink car.
In the passenger seat, a big white dog sat obediently, sticking out its tongue and looking very well-behaved.
Potted Plant patted his chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Xiaoxue, do you think this aunt is powerful or not?"
"Woof!"
"Hmph, the beautiful lady on my left is here to take action, and all the handsome men are in my hands!"
"Woof!"
"Whoosh!"
A dark shadow flashed past the car like lightning, pulling out a long, empty waterless corridor in the rain curtain, and even her car staggered along with it.
The potted plant was stunned for a moment, and after a long time he said angrily,
"Damn old bastard, you're dead. My aunt's Dabao Essence will increase in price from this second on."
"Fifty percent, no, twice!"
...
The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, Lin Chou said,
"Brother You, it looks like the rain won't stop for a while. You can spend the night in the pavilion in the yard."
The Wanderer grinned,
"Thank you, Boss Lin."
Wu Ke looked forward to it, "Brother Chou, brother Chou, what about me?"
"You, I haven't confiscated your rental fee for the cabin down there, right?"
Wu Ke shrank his neck and said, "I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now."
His eyes looked at the rain curtain, feeling extremely melancholy.
My two bodyguards will probably burp if they go out into the rain again, and they don’t know when they will recover. They are useless!
After arranging the guests, Lin Chou walked slowly into the rain.
After a while, the system prompts started to refresh.
"Hey, the degree of compatibility with the host increases by 0.0002%."
After half a minute,
"Hey, the degree of compatibility with the host increases by 0.0000015%."
Sometimes two words of text can be refreshed every second, and sometimes it doesn't even move for a minute. The numbers are more or less, and there is no pattern at all.
Although he didn't know what the use of this degree of compatibility was, Lin Chou instinctively believed that no matter what the origin of this damn system was, at least it would not hurt him, and it would indeed bring him extraordinary benefits.
Of course, the higher the benefits and degree of fit, the better.
Before the cataclysm, didn't all humans pay attention to system maintenance and upgrades when playing online games? Maybe there would be upgrade gift packages and the like, oh hehehe!
Lin Chou was thinking to himself, but he saw the fur ball running over from the rain curtain, tired in his arms, relaxing the hyphae all over his body, like a plush toy the size of a rubber ball, with fleshy flesh.
Whoosh, round and round.
"Jigu, jigu."
The fur ball nuzzled for a while and purred slightly. It looked like it was asleep.
Lin Chou gently stroked the fur ball. The fur ball rarely showed its true form. It was usually about the size of a tennis ball and covered with hyphae. This was its defensive posture.
"Well, you have grown up so much?"
Lin Chou measured it and found that the fur ball was nearly half the diameter of his elbow.
If it keeps growing like this, won't it turn into a huge round ball?
"Hey, the compatibility with the host reaches 1.5%.
The host is requested to continue his efforts, strive to complete the tasks released by this system, and improve the level of compatibility.
When the compatibility with the host reaches 10%, additional reward tasks will be released.
When the compatibility with the host reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be enabled and new system functions will be unlocked."
"etc!"
Lin Chou muttered to himself, "Damn it, system, you don't seem to have released any tasks to improve your compatibility, right?"
"Stupid lower primates, of course this system has issued such tasks. Because the host completes the tasks extremely slowly and is extremely inactive, this system has canceled the issuance of such tasks."
Well, Lin Chou said, his idea of trying to muddle through failed.
"So, can we release the fitness mission now?"
"Hey, the host's performance in completing the fitness task has greatly disappointed this system. This system has decided to increase the release level of such tasks by one level.
When the system, host and tavern levels are at level 2, compliance tasks will continue to be released."
Lin Chou was at level zero at first, and after completing an initial mission, he was instantly promoted to level one. This was still fresh in his memory, and he grasped the key points instantly.
"How to increase the level?"
yellow letters,
"Stupid lower primates, hot chickens whose brains are filled with guinea fowl dung, miserable carbon-based monkeys who were abandoned by their ex-girlfriends. If you ask such questions again, this system will severely punish you. Damn it!"
"Ahem, why don't you tell me first this time?"
"Tip, after completing the only mission of Hexi for ten years, you can upgrade the system level one."
mmp, it’s another damn ten years in Hexi, and that crappy dish that can’t be sold at all, and then there’s still ten months left to live for Lin Chou!
Damn it, the system obviously failed to grasp the key point of what mmp said, and it was missed.
Lin Chou felt a little happy and proud in his heart, and then he began to hate himself again. Lin Chou, Lin Chou, are you satisfied like this?
No, how is that possible!
I, Lin Chou, am a man who wants to be the God of Cooking in the apocalypse, so of course I cannot bear such an insult!
So he was so angry that his Dantian and tongue were like lotuses, and he yelled with all his strength,
"mmp...mmp...mmp..."
The Wandering Demon got into the pavilion and was about to rest. He was startled and looked at Lin Chou with a hesitant look in his eyes.
a long while,
"Um, Boss Lin, are you in a bad mood? How about... let's play a game of billiards and let me play with you?"
Lin Chou felt discouraged and said, "No need."
Wu Ke, who was standing at the door and looking around, shouted,
"I know how to play, how about a bet?"
The Wandering Demon became interested, "What are you betting on?"
Wu Ke glanced at his unsatisfactory bodyguard No. 1 and 2, gritted his teeth,
"If I win, you can send me back to my den at the foot of the mountain. If I lose, I'll treat you to tomorrow's breakfast!"
The wandering demon scratched his head,
"I'm very good at eating."
"You must defeat me first!"
Classmate Xiao Wu has already made a small calculation, so what if he loses? Lin Chou is too lazy to do anything. Breakfast is either steamed buns or salted chicken. If he eats it again, will he be able to eat it all?