Chapter 286 Four Gouzi's Goddess Defense War Two-in-One Chapter
The problem with the field of view may make the potted plant sad for a few seconds, but after all, sadness will form a river when it flows against the current, and it is definitely not as good as the source crystal ticket flowing without anyone caring about it. Apex 23S.
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It's quite easy to find a conspicuous meeting point in the wilderness, well, for example, Yanhui Mountain, 200 kilometers away from the west gate of Mingguang, Lin's Inn.
There are four tall women who are very confusing. Each of them holds a huge animal skin package under their hands, and a burst of Chinese medicinal aroma escapes from it.
They are like female leopards guarding food, with wild and murderous looks in their eyes, refusing to let anyone get close.
Lin Chou expressed despair to the four women, as if they didn't even realize that this was Lin Chou's territory.
The most important thing is that their packages have completely flattened the grass nest that the cow had woven by chewing the remaining fibers of countless pitcher plant leaves.
I'm afraid that in order to repair this dilapidated straw nest, Mao Niu will have to damage many fences.
"Big sister~!"
With her unique accent, only she would drag out the last sound of each word extremely long and her intonation would rise.
The eldest sister finally breathed a sigh of relief, with a somewhat happy expression on her face.
It seems like she trusts the potted plants very much,
"So, where is what I want?"
Bonzai smiled and took out an exquisite wooden box, "There are 12 sets of Dabao essence in it, all of which are undiluted. When you go back, you will use..."
The four women watched eagerly, but the potted plant was not happy anymore.
"Look at what I'm doing, write it down!!"
"oh oh."
The four women nodded like pecking rice.
After a long while, I wondered why,
"But we can't write or read..."
Potted Plant rolled his eyes, "Then you must remember it, and don't forget it."
"Yeah."
"You have to mash bananas into puree, add egg whites, milk, honey, and pearl powder to make a paste, apply it on your face after applying it hot, keep it until these things are completely dry on your face, and then wash your face with cold water, remember?
?”
"Yeah, yeah, remember, remember."
.......
At this time, a lonely figure was spending a grieving day in a coconut tree hut.
Xiaosi was lying on the cold and gravelly ground, his eyes were blank and his hooves were pointing to the sky.
Only the nose that twitches from time to time can prove that this poor living thing is still wandering in the world.
Suddenly, Xiao Si jumped up and moved like a mad rabbit.
As the saying goes, dog meat rolls three rolls, God...
(Wait, sorry, I went to the wrong set.)
It prostrates on the ground, very cautiously, and occasionally performs extremely difficult front and back rolls, like a sniper hidden deep behind enemy lines, vowing to kill with one hit.
This roll,
The spring breeze meets beauty in triumph.
Sigouzi's eyes suddenly lit up, and his world was once again lit up with the fire of life!
This roll,
We will stick by each other through thick and thin.
Si Gouzi carefully poked his head out, following the smell that haunted him.
This roll,
Heaven, earth, sun and moon strengthen my love.
In Si Gouzi's sight, the exquisite white lines, the flowing hair and the symbol of the flame were gone.
"Woo..."
Si Gouzi grinned and flicked out his big pink tongue.
It let out a low, inaudible roar, and its eyes were filled with hatred so strong that it could make a cup of coffee.
...
Several women gathered together and chatted in a friendly and harmonious manner, sharing their experiences on everything from makeup and makeup to skin care and acne removal, etc. The eldest sister put four herbal bags in front of the potted plants, with a bit of shame on her face.
"We only found this little bit. It has been raining for the past few days and we can hardly go out. In two days, a large number of better quality ones will be delivered."
The potted plant smiles,
"It doesn't matter, it has greatly exceeded my expectations."
Lin Chou grinned when he saw it. This smile was like a brave animal.
The eldest sister took a big look at Lin Chou and said,
"Then there's another thing we want..."
Potted Plant snapped his fingers and faced Lin Chou, "Bingo, brother Chou, I want fifty jars of three-color snake wine."
Lin Chou said, "No problem, 160,000 circulation points."
Bonzai's eyes widened,
"Do you think I'm like a three-year-old child? The kind that follows others after being given a lollipop. Of course, if you are worried about your brother, it's okay not to give up the lollipop."
"picture."
Potted Plant puffed up his face and said angrily,
"Fifty jars of wine are obviously worth 150,000, why is there an extra 10,000?"
Lin Chou pointed to the grass ball on the ground that had been pressed into a mat from the nest, "See, it's a fine ornament woven from the stems and leaves of the third-order magic pitcher plant. It can be used for two purposes, keeping warm and comfortable. Now it's like this. I'll take it for you.
Ten thousand, it’s not expensive, right?”
The potted plant's slender eyebrows were raised and its eyes were bulging.
After a long while, he gritted his teeth and said,
"Okay! One hundred and sixty thousand, swipe your card!"
Lin Chou took the card and entered the small restaurant. The eldest sister clenched her fists in anger.
"We are the same people, how can the gap be so huge? It's so, so shameless! A miser! It's obviously just a broken straw mat!
Miss Zuo, I'm really sorry, I asked you to give it to us..."
Potted Plant didn't say anything, but stuffed the ball of grass into his backpack. The expression on his face turned from cloudy to hail and rain of knives, but his heart was filled with joy.
Haha, my aunt has made another fortune. If I take the straw mat weaved by the third-level magic plant back and process it, I can deceive several fools again.
"Hey, Iron Rooster, my aunt has paid for this broken straw mat. I want to take it away."
Lin Chou curled his lips.
Girl, do you know the species of woolly cow?
Did you know that cows chew cud?
Do you think there are only balls of fiber left in the straw mat? How did it come about?
Of course, he would definitely not say such a thing. After swiping the card, he moved out the jars of wine.
"Fifty altar, click on it."
The potted plant waved his hand, quite boldly,
"My aunt, I can trust you."
While counting in a low voice, "One, two, three, four..."
After the inventory was completed, Bonzai was very satisfied with Boss Lin's honesty. Auntie really saw your appearance correctly.
"Book...."
At this time, Xiao Si let out a series of miserable howls and rushed forward.
As a third-level alien beast, Xiaosi's combat power cannot be underestimated. The wind he brings can blow away stones as big as a finger.
"Ouch woof woof...ow..."
The unprepared Potted Plant was startled at first, and his face turned pale.
With Xiaosi's weight, the potted plants lost their balance in an instant, and plunged into the clusters of fragrant red beans at their feet. Each potted plant rolled in the soil.
The potted plant was petite and extremely responsive. With one hand, he grabbed the bloody mouth that Xiaosi had bitten, and with a gentle movement, he skillfully pulled Xiaosi's head to the side.
Xiaosi hit the potted plant with a sideways collision, and the potted plant flew up. His whole body stood upright, and he swung his claws over.
A green light flashed in the palm of the potted plant's hand, and a bunch of vines suddenly tied around Xiaosi's belly like a snake, pulling him straight until he fell down.
Potted Plant smiled sweetly, caught the fur around Xiaosi's neck with his little hands, and threw it to the ground.
boom!
The whole mountain shook.
"Wow!" the potted plant screamed, "your dog is killing people and coveting my aunt's beauty, help me..."
boom!
Xiao Si: "Ouch, ow, ow!"
boom!
Potted Plant, "You're killing people and bullying little lolita from good families!"
Three times in a row, it was as ridiculous as a hamster wielding a wild boar or a white rabbit holding a mace.
Si Gouzi's eyes turned white, his mouth was drooling, and he spat out lumps of white foam.
...
Lin Chou roared, "Stop!"
The eldest sister said in embarrassment, "Well, Miss Zuo, you'd better let the dog go first... it's about to be strangled to death by you..."
"oh!"
The potted plant loosened its little hand from holding the dog's neck, and its mood was waning.
"It's boring, you don't have any humor at all."
What she responded to was Xiaosi's weak moan as he ran away with his tail between his legs.
Lin Chou said sarcastically,
"Then as a lolita, I think it is necessary to ask you how you were able to knock down a third-level alien beast that was over two meters tall and weighed several hundred kilograms within a tenth of a second, and then
Can you swing it around like a yo-yo freely??"
"Qi Su, the Lun family has always been very cute. Just now, the Lun family was frightened!"
"..."
Thank you, please take your fright and win together with Si Gouzi.
The potted plant snorted, patted the soil on its body, and after the eldest sister and others moved the wine jar into the car, they walked arm-in-arm with them and left, discussing some conspiracy or conspiracy.
It’s hard to imagine how unscrupulous one must be to use the adjective “shoulder-to-shoulder” on a group of women!
Lin Chou snorted coldly, turned around and entered the tavern without saying a word.
The circulation point is enough to make up for all the unhappiness, and the boss's mood is like a woman's face, with unpredictable abilities.
"A guest is here, waiter, serve wine to the uncle!"
Classmate Xiao Wu made a very bold gesture and walked in with a figure-footed step. The Source Crystal card in his hand banged on the table.
Lin Chou had a headache. Wasn't it just that his salary was paid? Is it necessary to show off by eating two meals an hour?
"I'm talking about you, just you. Aren't you here to collect statistics and do some research? Don't you have anything to do?"
Xiao Wu raised his hand and looked at the simple mechanical watch.
"Well, it's lunch break time now."
Lin Chou was stunned, "Does the Research Institute know that you set your lunch break at nine-thirty in the morning? Besides, didn't you just have breakfast?"
Wu Ke smiled,
"The weather is too hot, I want a glass of ice-cold glutinous rice golden coconut coconut juice, no ice, crab."
"Boss, please hurry up and wait. It's very urgent."
"Dangdang."
The door panel was lightly knocked twice, and Shen Daru and Qin Wuyong walked in with smiles.
"Boss Lin."
"Mr. Lin."
Lin Chou smiled at the two of them. At least, he had no ill feelings toward Shen Daru.
Qin Wuyong did not bring his machine that never seemed to leave his body this time, and he was dressed very casually, looking relaxed.
Shen Daru smiled and said,
"I heard that Mr. Lin has a new dish here. Quanzi is full of praise for Mr. Lin's dishes. I'm here to try it."
"Your Majesty is..."
"Douzi Shen Feng."
"Cough cough cough..."
Lin Chou couldn't hold it back, "I'm sorry, Brother Shen, is he your son?"
Shen Daru nodded, "Brother Shen? Dog Shen Feng, sharp Feng, should be younger than Mr. Lin. He once had the honor to taste the meat and other dishes made by Mr. Daolin at Lieutenant General Leng's banquet, and he was full of praise for it. , I haven’t thought about food or tea for several days..."
Oh, it turns out he is not alone.
As for Shen Feng at the banquet? Lin Chou really didn't have any impression.
The meat only needs to be cut into thin slices and served with green onions, radishes and oil and vinegar sauce, which is very convenient.
Shen Daru was obviously well prepared this time. He actually took out a bottle of red wine with a very simple packaging from his arms.
"Mr. Lin, you don't mind... This is my hobby, haha... Why don't you sit down and taste it together, Mr. Lin? This is a 300-year-old dish unearthed from the underwater ruins of Rongcheng." Ancient wine, very rare.”
Lin Chou shook his head.
Shen Daru didn't force it, he asked for two glasses, poured the wine and left it there to wake up.
Qin Wuyong couldn't wait to pick up a piece of meat with his chopsticks and lift it up.
The light came through from the other end of the thin slices of meat, and it was transparent, leaving almost no shadow on the table. However, Lin Chou did not cut the meat thinly.
In order to ensure the tough texture of the meat, Lin Chou chose half-centimeter thick slices.
"It's such a rare degree of transparency. Is this a long-lost delicacy?"
"Creak."
When the meat is in the mouth, only Qin Wuyong himself can feel the crisp and tough texture, which rubs against the teeth and makes a very small sound, which is transmitted to the ears through the bones.
"beautiful!"
Shen Daru shook the wine glass slightly,
"Before eating meat, drink some astringent wine to clear your mouth. The taste will be most faithful."
When a piece of meat entered his mouth, Shen Daru opened his mouth in surprise.
"It's very good. This meat is very cool and crispy. The taste is light when you first taste it. However, the more you chew, the longer the aftertaste becomes. I guess Mr. Lin must have a unique technique in it?"
Qin Wuyong also looked at Lin Chou.
Only classmate Xiao Wu showed disdain. If you two knew that these pig's trotters were kneaded by Mr. Shan's big hands, I wonder if you would still be able to eat them.
Someone commented on his food, which made Lin Chou very proud.
After thinking about it,
"After all, braised pork is also a type of braised pork."
"Braised pork, the emphasis is on the word braised. It's either heavy in flavor, salt, and fragrant, or good braised pork. Let's compare the drunken shrimp, which is nothing more than onions, ginger, garlic and wine, light and light. You only need to add more to bring out the sweetness of the shrimp meat, and it only takes a few days to achieve a delicious taste. It is sweet and fragrant in the mouth, and the light brine taste is not cut off with every bite. On the contrary, those heavy-flavored dishes will be left unfinished until the end. Often the food doesn’t taste good.”
Shen Daru nodded repeatedly,
"Mr. Lin's words touched the heart of my old Shen. They were simple and clear..."
Qin Wuyong's eyes lit up,
"Boss Lin, is he also proficient in cooking dishes like drunken shrimp?"
"It's hard to say that you're proficient, but if you do it, there will definitely be no problem."
Qin Wuyong was overjoyed, "Okay! I must come and try Boss Lin's drunken shrimp another day."
Lin Chou couldn't laugh or cry. So far, he had only seen mantis shrimp, a kind of high-grade shrimp. Should he be asked to open the mouth of every toad to find mantis shrimp?
"Well, you can, but I only make dishes with exotic animals as raw materials."
Qin Wuyong looked strange, "Then..."
Lin Chou shrugged, "Black mountain wild boar can also be eaten by ordinary people."
Qin Wuyong was helpless, thought for a long time, gritted his teeth,
"Boss Lin, let's make an agreement. I'll go find my friends and ask about the shrimp."