I can’t tell what color Huang Dashan’s face is, but it’s very exciting. It’s like a whole family of colorful people, old and young, are having a meeting on his face. Summit 23S.
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A ball of clear tears rolled down from Ye Luan's eyes, bringing with them stars of light.
She looked into Mr. Shan's eyes, her voice was slightly hoarse from being strangled around her neck,
"Rugged face."
"A domineering voice."
"Bronze skin."
"There is still a dangerous light in your eyes."
"Man, you are still the same as when we first met, you haven't changed at all."
What flowed out of those eyes were not just tears, but also emotions that were so delicate that they didn't want people to think deeply.
"..."
Cry, cry?
Faced with such a sincere soul asking five consecutive blows, Shan Ye was on the verge of collapse.
Women's tears are men's deadly poison.
Even the most heartless man doesn't want to see any woman cry in front of him.
What's more, she is such a gorgeous beauty.
The more domineering and authoritarian a man is, the more this will happen, because it will make the man feel incompetent.
Master Shan looked down at the cold liquid on the back of his hand, a little dazed.
But the hand holding Ye Luan gradually let go involuntarily.
"..."
The bald man rubbed his eyes and said with a lewd smile,
"Master Shiba, based on your experience, how should the plot develop?"
The corners of Bai Shiba's mouth twitched, and he glared at the bald head without saying anything.
Shen Feng pouted and said,
"No wonder you've been single for decades, and even the women standing in the alleys don't look down on you. You're such a fool. Development is nothing but development!"
"What, what two words?!"
Just listen to Bai Qiong's anxious roar,
"It's moving, it's about to go up, damn old Shen, Mr. Huang's second spring is really here, it's really exciting now."
"..."
Any random person who falls in love with a beautiful lady like a flower would probably burst into laughter, or even let out a cry of joy.
It's a good thing, it's such a good thing that it falls from the sky. You can't find it even with a lantern.
But when the beautiful woman who confesses to you is the person you once beat up as a sandbag, and there is a Hedong lion king in your home, the situation becomes very complicated.
Well, it's quite complicated.
Uncle Huang's eyes were blank, but out of a man's instinct of pity and love, he grinned and said,
"Um, can you hold back your tears? A pretty girl with long nipples looks ugly when she cries."
"..."
Bai Qiongshou slapped his forehead,
"Damn it, Huang Dashan must have taken the wrong medicine."
Ye Luan blinked her big eyes and twitched when she heard this, but she no longer shed tears, and she smiled brightly at Huang Dashan.
Mr. Huang breathed a sigh of relief and nodded,
"That's good. Zi once said: Women who love to smile will not have too small breasts."
The bald man continued to scratch his head, his shiny forehead without even a hair could not stop his dandruff from flying like snowflakes.
"What do you mean? Women who love to smile will not have too small breasts... What is the principle behind this?"
Bai Qiongshou is extremely disdainful,
"Don't tell me you're from the Blades when you go out in the future. I can't afford to disgrace that person."
"???"
He hates the fact that iron cannot make steel, "Pig brains, extreme joy can lead to sorrow!"
"???"
Bai Qiongshou rolled his eyes and ignored this guy.
The weather has been too hot recently, and his big bald head may have focused too much light on it, turning the brain inside into porridge.
Shen Feng added,
"Let's raise the cup, raise the cup!"
Shen Feng's voice was a bit loud. Ye Luan obviously heard the conversation between several people and smiled, charming and charming.
I sent a big bundle of spinach to Mr. Huang,
"Well, you are the only one who can speak nicely."
This bundle of spinach is quite substantial, and it also carries some kind of deadly bioelectricity.
Huang Dashan staggered,
"Cough cough cough...hahaha..."
A bald head with a question mark and an exclamation mark on its forehead,
"Does this sound good? This damn sqk is obviously a sqk in human skin. Is there something wrong with this woman's brain?"
Shen Feng sighed, deeply regretting the idea of bald head,
"Brother, I would like to advise you to cherish the swallows."
Bai Qiongshou also nodded solemnly,
"After all, there are not many blind women in this world anymore. The fact that a swallow can fall in love with you may be a blessing you gained from being a green turtle for thousands of years in your previous life."
The bald man looked at Yanzi stupidly. Yanzi rolled his eyes and curled his plump lips.
"As for him, I will be a tortoise for ten more lifetimes and I won't look down on him. Well, his existence is the most powerful evidence against the word "extremely smart."
The swallow opened its long legs and swayed its graceful body into the tavern.
The bald man is extremely angry and aggrieved.
"No, this is really not true..."
Shen Feng patted the bald man's shoulder and spoke with sincerity,
"Brother, I'm not telling you that even a chicken is smarter than you. Do you know what is the most unacceptable thing for a woman in this world?"
"What is it?"
"The first thing is to become beautiful."
"What about number two?"
"Secondly, of course, you have to become beautiful!"
"..."
Dare I ask, yes, is there any difference?
Shen Feng and Bai Qiongshou exchanged understanding glances, with a pleasant smile on their lips that was unique to men at certain times.
"There are two ways for a woman to become beautiful, one is to become beautiful with a face, and the other is to become beautiful with a beautiful body."
"No woman can refuse to be plump and rounded."
Bai Qiong first answered,
"Just like men, no one will refuse to be bigger unless they can't fit in their pants."
"..."
The bald man thought carefully, and then said in an extremely sure tone,
"What does this have to do with that... That sentence sounds like teasing, right?"
Master Bai Shiba finally couldn't stand this mountain cannon anymore and kicked him to the ground.
"Go to hell with your grandma. It's useless when you're serious. When you're not serious, you pretend to be polite. Go to hell! I'll help you for free!"
Shen Feng looked relieved.
Bai Qiong's head was kicked hard, and he felt that his depressed mood was relieved a lot, and he sighed,
"Niang Xie, when I see you, I feel the urge to pee, go away and act cute."
For this silly thing, you can accept it psychologically, but you can't accept it physically. If you can accept it physically, you must have never asked for the opinion of the prostate.
...
Huang Dashan's entire mind went blank and his mouth was extremely dry.
who I am?
where am I?
Where am I going?
What is the meaning of this world?
What the hell is this all about, why?
"Ah...that...isn't...me...Lin, Lin Chou, brother Lin, please drink some water, I'm dying of thirst."
Huang Dashan walked away in a hurry. A silver-haired woman seemed to be coated with a layer of holy light against the yellow clouds in the sky, blocking Mr. Shan's way.
Huang Dashan was dumbfounded, his heart skipped a beat, and the corners of his mouth trembled.
No, it's not.
Again!
She, she, she, what on earth is she going to do??
The childlike and tender voice is as crisp as an oriole,
"Master Huang, I want to join the Blades."
Master Shan breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that this world was indeed the world he was familiar with. He waved his hand,
"So that's what happened. Then wait a moment and I'll have a drink of water and talk to you again."
The three women followed Huang Dashan into the small restaurant step by step. Bai Qiong chatted and patted his thigh.
"That's not right, it seems like I'm the captain of the Blades!"