At this time, Zheng Mingshuang was also very anxious. Summit 23S.
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You must know that if a man holds his noble buttocks, his face is red, his eyes are blue, his forehead is sweating, and his muscles are tense, it does not necessarily mean that he is happy (Zheng Mingshuang:???).
In fact, it's very possible that he just wanted to find a latrine to squat in.
Zheng Mingshuang's stomach was beating wildly, and the sound of the boys beside him eating vegetables and drinking soup was so interesting that it almost seemed real.
"Fortunately, it wasn't discovered."
While Zheng Mingshuang breathed a sigh of relief, he also became increasingly anxious.
How many mouthfuls can that bowl of soup last?
My stomach doesn’t want to calm down at all!
"Old, boss."
Zheng Mingshuang nodded slightly, looking very reserved and polite.
"Excuse me, do you have a bathroom here?"
Lin Chou said,
"No."
"Ah~ I can have this."
"Really not."
"You can really have this, my dear boss!"
Huang Dashan screwed up his face, his expression was quite ferocious,
"Boy, are you here to cause trouble?"
"Well..."
Zheng Mingshuang was so disappointed that he did not dare to say anything.
After a while, he was anxiously looking around when he saw the sexy woman in leather pants and long legs on Miss Jiang's table next door stood up and said,
"I'm going to the bathroom to touch up my makeup. Sister Ye, do you want to come with me?"
Ye Luan smiles charmingly,
"I'm a felon in Base City. I don't have money to buy cosmetics!"
Yanzi waved his hand proudly,
"Repeat offenders or not, they are all sisters...use me!"
At this time, Yanzi was muttering in his heart,
Repeat offender?
Maybe one day I will have to call you, a felon, sister-in-law!
After saying that, the two of them walked out of the kitchen and out the back door.
Zheng Mingshuang's neat white teeth were almost broken, and he looked at Lin Chou fiercely,
"Boss, didn't you say there is no bathroom here?"
Lin Chou spread his hands,
"Are you also a woman? I'm really sorry. Forgive me for not recognizing you."
Zheng Mingshuang choked.
"I'm not telling you what do you mean?"
Shanye enveloped Zheng Mingshuang again with his caring claws like spitting stars.
"Little brat, are you stupid or what? There is no men's room here, don't you understand?!"
"This is a wilderness! Even the bigger birds don't like your caterpillar, and you're even afraid of it."
"I haven't heard of a saying: As long as you lower your head, there will be thatched houses everywhere... Just run away and find a place with leeward to solve the problem."
Zheng Mingshuang opened his mouth twice but did not dare to refute at all.
Even though he was doing everything he could in the name of the Zheng family in Shangcheng District, he really didn't have the courage to confront a hunter with a fierce aura.
Young Master Zheng's life is precious, well...
Just let this tough guy take some advantage in his words. Anyway, this young master will not lose a piece of meat.
Young Master Zheng looked around twice.
"Which of you is going to the bathroom? Let's go together..."
A large group of men looked disgusted,
"I'm eating right now, I have to go by myself, don't be disgusting!"
"You don't have any eyesight at all. Get out of here and disturb the gentleman's enjoyment."
Obviously, this is the difference between men and women.
Zheng Mingshuang was disappointed and almost turned these eight generations of grandchildren upside down in his heart.
This is wrong. Could it be that someone named Lin poisoned this young master?
How come nothing happened to them?
Helpless, Zheng Mingshuang had no choice but to run to the back hill by himself.
As he passed by, he stared at the locked carved wooden door with the words "women's bathroom" written on it for a long time.
"Squeak."
The door opened, and Ye Luan and Yan Zi walked out hand in hand, talking and laughing.
"ah!"
Ye Luan was surprised when she saw a man with malicious intentions standing at the door of the bathroom.
Yanzi behaves very socially and like a sister.
The light flashes when the hand is raised,
"Crack!"
A whip mark with white smoke appeared at Zheng Mingshuang's feet, and the hard bluestone was neatly cut in half.
"Look, look at your grandma. If you want to go home and see your mother, get out!"
Zheng Mingshuang was so frightened that he shuddered and ran away with his buttocks between his legs.
The two women looked at each other very strangely, Yanzi said,
"Compared with the way he walks, I think I am just a pure man."
"whee..."
When Zheng Mingshuang heard the conversation between the two women, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.
I feel so sad and angry in my heart, do you think I want this?
...
In the dining room, Su Youwang and others had eaten and drank enough, patting their belly and wiping their mouths with contentment.
"Hey, everyone, tell me, this old boy Zheng Mingshuang, is he exhausted by alcohol and sex? He just drank a few glasses of wine and then he was hurriedly looking for the toilet."
"The kidneys are not good, for sure."
"Hey, my old man, if he is over seventy, he can still find me a little girl. One day I will talk to the old man and ask for a secret recipe for nourishing the kidneys and strengthening the body for Young Master Zheng to use. I guarantee that he will be like a wolf at thirty and like a tiger at forty!"
"It's not that you wait a minute, I'll take it for Comrade Zheng first, but these thirty are like wolves and forty are like tigers, if I remember correctly, they are about women, right?"
"Oh? Really... don't worry about these details. Hello everyone, that's the real thing. It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman!"
"Quack quack..."
A group of men laughed very badly.
"Hey...no...my stomach..."
"Oh, oh, oh, I can't do it anymore. My stomach hurts. Where can I find a toilet? Boss, hurry up, hurry up!"
"Haha, I just finished treating others, and the retribution has come... eh??... Hiss... belly..."
A group of people squatted on the counter and cried for their fathers and mothers. Lin Chou was helpless and pointed behind her.
"Follow the arrow!"
"What arrow?"
Well, of course it's a new invention of the damn system.
"Damn it...I'll settle the score with you later, your food is poisonous!"
Everyone held their stomachs and hurried back to the mountain. When they looked up, they saw a bright wooden sign standing beside the well.
There is not only beautiful calligraphy on it, but also two little figures, a boy and a girl.
The female figure wears braids and a skirt, with a left-turn arrow next to it.
The little male is wearing a flat-top suit and tie, with a right-turn arrow following.
"There really is an arrow..."
A group of men had no choice but to grit their teeth and turn right and run quickly. As they almost reached the fence, another left-turn arrow appeared.
"..."
What else can you do? Just keep running.
There were countless arrows with twists and turns along the way. When everyone came back to their senses, the small restaurant behind them had turned into matchboxes and had already run to the foot of the mountain.
“There is a restroom here →”
A group of people saw the dawn and happily passed between the two pitcher plants.
Regardless of what the nobles taught about etiquette, justice and shame, he untied his belt with a bang.
As soon as they squatted down, a vine like a horned dragon silently hung down from behind them.
This vine is dark green in color, with scale-like horns arranged on its surface, and a huge mouth at the end.
Nepenthes opens and closes his big mouth, swiping it lightly with disgust, as if he is driving away flies.