Niu Lanshan felt that the dignity of his old face had been trampled on inhumanly, and he felt quite unhappy. Apex 23S.
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Naturally, I needed to vent my bad mood, so I headed over to Fatty Wei’s house. Hey, you want to see my jokes? There’s no door!
It was just a coincidence that Wen Chongjiu and Wei Tianxing were sitting in the pavilion in the yard chatting.
There were several side dishes placed on the small table, as well as the delicious Qingquan Mountain on the altar.
When Wei Tianxing saw Niu Lanshan coming, he laughed and said,
"Oh, the phoenix is shining, the phoenix is shining, here comes the powerful Uncle Niu from the Black Sea."
Niu Lanshan shook his face,
"Where did all this nonsense come from?"
"You're not a few years older than me, huh."
Wei Tianxing scratched his head,
"Don't you be holding a grudge? It's unjust... Wasn't it on the city wall that I was so outspoken that I became anxious for a while? I won't dare to do it next time... Hehe, old cow, you have a lot, so what if I spare you next time?
"
"Glib tongue, what kind of grudge do I hold? What about the hair on my feet and this and that? Do I hold a grudge?"
Isn’t this a case of holding a grudge?
Niu Lanshan snorted,
"To be more serious, you are already at the sixth level. Are you not going to go to the Black Army?"
Wei Tianxing shook his head,
"At my age, and I have cultivated the ability to turn essence and blood into swords, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass that hurdle, and even going to Heichenhai won't be of much help."
Niu Lanshan frowned,
"My sister told you before the review interview. You can use your ability as little as possible. How come you can advance so fast? Is your bloodline so strong?"
"..."
Wei Tianxing was suddenly embarrassed,
"Something unexpected happened, haha, accident."
"snort."
"Qingyu, give you Lanshan...Uncle, get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and a wine glass."
Wei Qingyu wore a navy blue dress. She looked bright and beautiful even without makeup.
"Uncle Niu~"
The wrinkles on the dark and thin Niu Lanshan's face suddenly smiled. He took out a string of wooden beads with deep color patterns. When the beads collided, they made a soft metallic sound, which was obviously not ordinary.
"Well, okay, okay, this is Qingyu? Come, keep this string of beads. It can seek good luck and avoid misfortune for beauty and beauty. It can also regulate body functions and resist aging. It's perfect for girls. Well, the fragrance of the beads is also
Very good."
Wei Qingyu gave a clear thanks,
"Thank you Uncle Niu!"
"Well... go ahead, go ahead."
Niu Lanshan turned to Wei Tianxingdao,
"Fortunately, I was prepared, otherwise I would have made a fool of myself in front of the younger generation. You kid, you have no good intentions!"
Wei Tianxing smiled bitterly,
"Old Niu, what's wrong with you today? Are you so angry? From the moment you walked in until now, you've been talking down to me."
Niu Lanshan's eyes widened,
"If you are like the boy from the Wen family, I will scold you??"
"..."
Wen Chongjiu also followed suit and laughed,
"Niu... Sir, you are joking. Lao Wei is already at the sixth level now, and I am still far away."
"Sixth level, sixth level is useless. No matter how powerful you are, you are still as helpless as that kid?"
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu looked at each other with understanding expressions.
Needless to say, this person must have had a bad experience with Lin Chou.
Wei Tianxing didn't answer the question at all, pretending he didn't hear it.
"Come, my Lord Niu, let's eat vegetables and eat vegetables. I hired a new cook. This is the brazier crispy eel slices he carefully prepared. It's crispy, fresh and has endless aftertaste. You must try it."
Niulan Mountain is full of anger,
"Eat, eat, eat, just know how to eat. What's the point of eating so much!"
Wei Tianxing followed a cunning way,
"Evolving humans requires a lot of energy. If we don't eat, where will the energy source come from? The law of conservation of mass and energy is there, don't you think so?"
Niu Lanshan snorted coldly,
"Bah, tell me about conservation of mass and energy? This law is generally used in nuclear fusion and nuclear fission before the cataclysm. Mass loss is measured in grams. If you eat a meal, you will eat a few kilograms or more.
Installing the Ark Reactor? Or do you want to destroy the world?"
"..."
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu looked at each other in confusion.
This old guy in a gray cloth robe, a walking stick, and a white cloth sail can tell people's fortunes with his fingers. He can actually explain such profound theories before the catastrophe in a clear and logical manner. It's simply... crazy!
!
Wei Tianxing swallowed his saliva. He had heard some rumors about Niulan Mountain.
"Well, you no longer tell people's fortunes? Have you started studying science?"
Niu Lanshan opened his mouth and cursed,
"What the hell is fortune-telling? Don't even mention those feudal superstitions in front of me. I can say that I am one of the last batch of technicians who have passed the first-class construction examination. I am a serious national first-class architect. On weekdays, I can't even mention it.
Just show people Feng Shui... ahem, architectural patterns and the like, and earn some money for cigarettes and alcohol."
"..."
Wei Tianxing was really shocked by this old guy's righteous appearance.
"One, one building? In which year did you take the exam?"
Niu Lanshan counted with his fingers,
"Well, I took the exam on May 15th, 88th year of the New Era. I will take the exam on the same day."
Wei Tianxing's mouth twitched, how can you do this faster than getting a driver's license?
Niu Lanshan chuckled and said,
"At that time, the Building of the Construction Bureau had not yet sunk into the sea. A group of us fished out a lot of things, but we sold them at a good price..."
He’s not a fake! The two of them laughed without saying a word and had a drink.
Niu Lanshan woke up from his memories,
"What, that guy named Lin, you two hurry up and get it done for me, otherwise it will be my sister who comes next time."
"puff!"
“The prehistoric devil is coming back??”
The two of them said in unison, which made Niu Lanshan stare angrily and said angrily,
"My sister is personally responsible for this screening. My sister is not as easy to talk to as I am. Well, I guess she has the idea of taking my brother-in-law away with her. I don't know if it will work..."
"Xue Zhen? It's impossible. There is Xue Guangyuan at the top of the Xue family, and Xue Mingfang is the only one left at the bottom. I think he is not as good as Xue Mingyang. How could old Xue leave Bafang Building without anyone taking care of it?"
Niu Lanshan looked impatient,
"Two bastards, they really want to kill them and take advantage of my favor and share... By the way, why don't you just watch on the city wall? Didn't I give you all my instructions..."
"Okay, calm down first. The living corpses and beasts are busy making trouble for each other. They have no time to pay attention to the bright light in the high city and deep pool. I don't think they can tell the outcome for a while, so just
Come back first."
Niu Lanshan nodded,
"I'm leaving first. Don't forget what you just said. That boy must join the Black Army, this year!"
Wei Tianxing spread his hands,
"I have no idea about that. That kid is still a first-level guy, and Mingguang hasn't fallen to the point of letting a new first-level guy join the battle. What do you think?"
Niu Lanshan left angrily, cursing,
"Who dares to say that he is a first-order person? fnndcgp!"
Wei Tianxing patted his thigh,
"What a tragedy. As soon as I reminded him...this old guy wouldn't really study these rules, would he?"
Refreshing the wine road,
"You are a fan of the authorities. Leng Han is still in the bright light. Where does Lin Chou want to go? With the Leng family's extremely protective temperament... Haha."
Wei Tianxing poured a glass of wine,
"That's right. Ever since I was a kid, you've been the most scheming wine barrel!"
"Wait a minute, how does this old guy know where you live?"
"You ask me, I ask who to ask. When those old antiques were making trouble in Mingguang, I was still wearing crotchless pants!"