Chapter 527: Three thousand ambitions are in my chest
Generally speaking, the most ferocious way a man looks at a woman is because he wants to take off her clothes. Top 23S.
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But now, Lin Chou felt that these women were looking at him as if they wanted to skin him.
What does it mean to be like a wolf and a tiger? This is it!
What does it mean to sit on the ground and absorb dirt? This is...ahem...
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, how about lunch... have you eaten yet..."
"Hehehe."
The sneers that came and went formed a vast ocean and drowned him.
"This pretty boy is the man that Boss Leng likes? He's as thin as a chicken!"
"Leng Tou'er is suffering on Lushan. You are like a cat hiding in some nook and cranny. Are you worthy of Leng Tou'er's affection?"
"Men are not good at all. Why do you talk so much nonsense? Show him how good you are."
"It's not good. When Boss Leng comes back... he will tear us apart..."
"Damn bitch, are you stupid? You are a coward. Do you know that the law does not punish everyone?"
"Can this really be used on Boss Leng??"
Lin Chou's heart beat like a stray dog,
"Well, ladies, if you have something to say, please say it...if you have something to say, please say it..."
It was okay for Lin Chou not to speak, but when he spoke something controversial became non-controversial, and everyone rushed towards him with a huff.
"Fuck!"
Lin Chou saw that the situation was not going well and ran away.
"Wan Junru, your uncle, you are so lacking in virtue. It's a shame that you didn't give birth to a son!"
Wan Junru sat leisurely on the chair holding the glass of water that Lin Chou didn't drink.
"Sisters, don't give me face, slap me in the face... Oh, if you are free, please remember to help me hold the wall."
God knows how this indoor training ground was built so big. It must be as big as the two football fields before the Cataclysm, right?
After all, he has no combat experience, so he just runs wherever there is space.
Within thirty seconds, Lin Chou realized that he was being made dumplings by the bulging chest muscles and the sweaty elastic vest that covered his front, back, and left sides.
"Hey hey hey..."
"Punch him!"
"Hoola!"
Sprinting, rolling, and flying, Lin Chou was like a poor rugby ball on the field. If he didn't tear off the piles of people, Taishang Laojun wouldn't be able to find where he was.
In the first three minutes, Lin Chou was covering his face.
Three minutes later, Lin Chou was in Wudang.
Fifteen minutes later, Lin Chou lay paralyzed on the ground with a look of despair.
All around were members of the Second Bandit Brigade who were exhausted and exhausted. They were smiling so contently that they felt aftertaste.
These girls are really good at it. After they found that they couldn't touch Lin Chou at all, they pinched and bit her hair, twisted her ears, and even pulled Lin Chou's clothes to pieces.
It's not that he can't run away. With Lin's huge strength, he can even carry the entire training ground and run a rally.
The key is that there are women all over the mountains and plains. If you want to rush out and run, you can't trample three of them to death? By then, the cold tyrannosaurus will be able to carry her big sword and slash Lin Chou for 180 streets!
Lin Chou was about to pretend to be dead and didn't want to get up, it was so embarrassing.
Absolutely, absolutely not getting up.
Wan Junru's figure appeared above his sight,
"Mr. Lin, is the welcome ceremony of the Second Bandit Brigade grand enough?"
"hehe!"
Wan Junru smiled very meaningfully,
"Looking at Mr. Lin's expression, he seems to be enjoying it quite a bit."
Why the hell are you being pressed down by hundreds or even thousands of women who are as strong as a bear and as strong as a bear? Try it and see if you enjoy it??
Of course, I would not dare to say this even to death. The elder sisters who finally calmed down should just let them stay there quietly.
Lin Chou said,
"Wan Junru, what did you say? Didn't you say you wanted to be friends with me? Is this how you treat friends?"
Wan Junru said,
"There can be many kinds of friends, such as boyfriends, girlfriends, real friends, fake friends, fair-weather friends."
"Oh? What do you mean, we are fake friends?"
"I mean, we are good friends. As soon as you came, I informed you so much... The plump girl welcomes you, isn't it still a good friend?"
"full?"
Lin Chou felt that this word definitely needed to be enclosed in double quotation marks.
Have you ever seen a plump girl whose breasts are so hard that they look like they have two shot put balls in them? She is so damn plump!
Wan Junru turned around and took a neat suit,
"Here, I have prepared all the clothes for you. Try them on for size, my good friend."
"..."
"Thank you! You are so considerate!"
"Whatever you are looking at, turn around. You want to take a peek when I am changing my clothes?"
"whispering sound..."
The eldest sister who fell to the ground was about to retort when someone around her covered her mouth.
"Are you sure you want to see it?"
"When Leng Tou comes back and sews your eyes, we're just waiting to see the excitement."
"Hiss...that's right..."
"..."
Lin Chou almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.
Seeing that he was dressed, Wan Junru nodded with satisfaction,
"People rely on clothes, just as they rely on gold. When you put on clothes, you still look like a human being, which is good."
"You can scold me, tease me, trick me, and be jealous of me, but you can never deny the handsomeness of my shopkeeper. The handsomeness of my shopkeeper is innate and is engraved in my bones."
"hehe."
"This is already a personal attack, let me tell you."
Wan Junru led Lin Chou out of the training ground, stopped,
"Your companions should be in front. You can go find them. Don't forget, General Ye will want to talk to you later."
"..."
Wan Junru looked at Lin Chou seriously,
"Although Boss Leng has a temperament that is not gentle, strong and cold, she is actually just a little girl at heart."
"..."
She blinked,
"Aren't you men very good at making girls happy? Even if you are childish and ridiculous, Boss Leng will still believe you, you know?"
"this..."
"What is this? Do you have any sense of responsibility? Don't tell me you don't even know how to do this! Are you still a man?"
This is not a matter of whether you believe it or not,
"I..."
"What am I!"
Wan Junru pointed to the training ground behind her and pointed to her eyes,
"If you want three thousand lives, we are all watching you."
...
Lin Chou appeared in the corridor in a daze. Judging from the confusion in his eyes, it was estimated that if someone asked him his last name, he would not be able to answer anything.
Qin Wuyong's face was full of joy for surviving the disaster and asked,
"Boss Lin, what's wrong with you?"
"..."
At this time, Bonzai walked out of another room and was stuffing a golden card into his arms.
Lin Chou's eyes suddenly lit up,
"Ouch? Ouch, let me go! Is there really such a thing as hush money? How much did each person pay?"
Bonzai rolled his eyes,
"What kind of hush money? How much did each person pay? This is what my aunt earned based on her ability, and it has nothing to do with your popularity!"
Lin Chou retorted,
"That's nonsense. Why are you making money right now, you idiot? Hurry up, this must be hush money...otherwise why are you so nervous?"
"My aunt still doesn't believe it. It's a robbery in broad daylight?"
"Robbery of wealth or robbery of sex?"
The potted plants are smiling,
"If you're talking about Jie Se, let's be honest. The Lun family is rich enough to give you a big red envelope, Brother Chou~!"