Chapter Five Hundred and Thirty-six Why not take a leisurely walk?
Xiao Liu was so angry that he sat down on the ground, his eyes dull.
"Uuuuuuuuuah...I, I'm sorry about my last name..."
"There's no one else who wants to bring a suona during a live broadcast... Damn it, stop howling, it's over, boss Lin must have heard it..."
Boss Lin definitely didn't hear it, but Gungun did. Summit 23S.
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Gungun stopped chewing in his mouth.
He looked at the wine pond, at the fish pond, then at the blood and fish scales scattered on the ground, and finally at Xiao Liu and Qin Wuyong, their eyes were very unpredictable and subtle.
It really didn’t eat broad beans, it was just fish that Mr. Gungun ate directly!
Emmm, given how petty Lin is, he probably has the intention of peeling off its skin and making a cotton-padded jacket.
Qin Wuyong was still sighing, but Xiao Liu suddenly stopped howling.
"Wu, Brother Wu Yong, that bear looks at us in a way that doesn't seem... not right..."
"kindness?"
"It, it, it seems, it seems like it wants to kill people and silence them..."
"Fuck!"
Qin Wuyong opened his mouth so wide that he could throw Xiaoliu's head in and roll around.
"What, what's going on...hehehe...Master Gungun, did we have some misunderstanding...I apologize, I apologize immediately, and I will compensate! I will compensate for the **loss and mental damage immediately!"
Barrage,
"23233233333..."
“Brother Wuyong, where is your moral integrity??”
"There are two kilograms of integrity on the ground. Who wants it? No one wants me, so I picked it up..."
Who cares about moral integrity at this time? Qin Wuyong was so shocked by the sudden turn of events that he almost cried.
His eyes met with Gungun's, as if frozen.
"Huh? Qin Wuyong? Why did you go to the mountain behind me again?"
Qin Wuyong exhaled, as if he saw his long-lost biological father.
"Boss Lin, hahaha, Boss Lin, we meet again...Boss Lin, hahaha..."
Lin Chou was completely baffled and lowered his head to look down the mountain stream.
Gungun was throwing broad beans into the water honestly, and the fish were happily fighting for them.
"Well, you did a good job. I'll consider adding dinner to you tonight."
"Ouch~"
...
After turning around and returning to the store, Qin Wuyong and two others followed him.
Seeing their outfits, Bonzai smiled from ear to ear.
"Are you... going to hold a concert in Zushan?"
Of course, Qin Wuyong would not have any thoughts of informing. The wall also has ears. Who can guarantee how sensitive the ears of the sixth-order alien beast are?
He was surprised again by the various cold and hot weapons on the table, and joked,
"Boss Lin...are you trying to dominate the mountain and become the king, or are you going to start an uprising...depending on this...this thing is called a rocket launcher, right? Even an evolutionist with a little knowledge can give you a complete show."
Cannonball... Speaking of which, aren't your conditions a bit too simple?"
"..."
Bon Zai snorted, "Yan Huishan, do you still need to occupy it? This place is free and no one wants it, okay?"
"makes sense..."
Lin Chou said, "Hey, hey, can you speak? Our Lin's restaurant is a prime location with every inch of land being valuable."
Everyone curled their lips and said it was true. Have you ever seen the prime location outside the 18th Ring Road on the mountain road?
The few of them chatted for a while, and after confirming that Qin Wuyong had no intention of ordering, Lin Chou immediately stopped wanting to talk to him.
Well, you can never make this kind of friend!
Bonzai is very interested in Xiaoliu's suona.
"Can you blow?"
Yan Xiaoliu nodded proudly,
"I, Yan Xiaoliu, Suona King!"
The potted plant blinked,
"Then what tunes can you play?"
Yan Xiaoliu snorted,
"I, Yan Xiaoliu, Bai Suren, the royal suona player of our family."
"There is no music in this world that I, Yan Xiaoliu, can't play!!"
Yan Xiaoliu was full of momentum while holding the suona.
"Tell me, little sister, what music do you want to hear? I'll play it for you."
A slap in the face for a potted plant,
"Well, do you know...the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss??"
Yan Xiaoliu staggered, "What did you say?"
"you will not?"
"Yes! Let me reiterate, there is no music in this world that I, Yan Xiaoliu, can't play."
Qin Wuyong snapped his fingers, and the camera almost hit Xiaoliu's mouth.
"A true warrior is never afraid of any performance, no matter how embarrassing it is, come on, believe in yourself."
Xiaoliu straightened the suona in his mouth, puffed out his cheeks and stared until his eyes were bloodshot, and the suona sounded loudly.
"Didi-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-did-dip-dah~!"
Lin Chou and Bai Qiong opened their mouths wide and began to catch ashes, but never closed them again.
What the hell kind of song is this? It’s so magical...
The barrage has completely collapsed,
"Damn it, I'm the one who just ate bluefin tuna sashimi, and now the plate is broken, and the boss wants me to pay for it."
"Medicine, medicine, Cheke Nao, this is what you want!"
There was an obvious change in the sound of the suona. At some point, the potted plant had put on a strange green dress and jumped up on the table to dance.
Then, the crisp, sweet half-child sound filled most of Yanhui Mountain,
"The world is a leisurely passer-by, the tide rises and falls in a hurry ~
How many people can see through love, resentment, life and death~
The world of mortals is rolling and infatuated, and deep love will eventually come together and disperse~"
Lin Chou,
"..."
white dome head,
"..."
Qin Wuyong,
"..."
Danmujun has also been paralyzed,
"..."
Everyone present was stunned with their minds spinning.
Damn it, damn it, why does it feel like something is wrong and yet it feels strangely harmonious?
Only the suona continued, and Yan Xiaoliu seemed to have found a soulmate.
The potted plant jumped more and more energetically, like a... emerald green butterfly,
"I bet my youth on tomorrow~
You exchange your true love for this life~
I don’t know how much sorrow there is in the world over the years~
Why not take a leisurely walk~"
The suona was played, the dancing was finished, the singing was finished, and the potted plants performed the ladylike etiquette and bowed down to exit.
Lin Chou felt a buzzing in his ears, and his vision was at a loss. His mind was full of thin arms and legs swinging rhythmically like a storm, and the strange smiling face of the potted plant quickly rotated, rotated, and rotated in his mind...
.
"Well..."
Bai Qiongshou picked up his things and said, "Um...I still have something to do...something to do...haha..."
"Old Shen, why are you so stunned? Let's go!"
Shen Feng murmured, then came back to his senses and clapped,
"good!"
"You blow really well."
"It dances really well."
"He's a good singer too!"
"Pap-pap-pap-pap."
"..."
Bai Qiong turned around and left. He was crazy, so crazy!
Qin Wuyong's screen, which was not working at all at that time, started broadcasting barrages again.
"I think I'm in love."
“User 468745616 rewarded 1,000,000 circulation points and left a message:
Liger, please accept my bow. I will leave the city immediately and respectfully invite Liger to visit my humble home!"
"I'm a woman too. Although I don't understand what she's doing...but...it's so cute!!"
Qin Wuyong himself was dizzy after being rewarded by a famous person.
"One, one million circulation points?!"
"Hehehe... Liu'er, pinch me. Am I dreaming?"
"Oh shit, you really pinch me!"
Qin Wuyong pointed his big, unshaven face at the camera.
Barrage,
"Damn it, who is this guy? He's blocking my view. Go, go, go."
"I can smell your breath through the screen, fan yourself from a distance!"
"In one word, get out of here, take a taxi and get out."
Qin Wuyong's pear blossoms are filled with rain and are extremely sad.
"Dear viewers, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law are dead in the second dimension, you fat nerds."
"I just want to ask a question right now:
Is it because my useless brother isn’t sexy enough, or is it because your vision is too high?!”
Barrage,
"Mmp, I really want to slap your shoehorn face into a slipper, don't make your parents, who live and feed you, get angry, do you hear me?"