Lin Chou was still immersed in the wonderful taste of crock pot chicken. When he saw the words "Great Will, Luck, Luck Value" and other words displayed on the system, he almost bit off his tongue.
"Pfft... what the hell!"
Almost all the ingredients reviewed by Lin Chou's system will have special effects of one kind or another when made into dishes.
Is this the system that is finally going to attack the field of metaphysics?
Or should I collect seven chicken-based medicinal dishes to help me summon the magic machine... eh chicken??
"boss?!"
"What's wrong, Boss Lin. Vertex 23S. The fastest update."
"Brother Lin Chou, are you okay?"
The three people expressed concern.
Knock out teeth and swallow blood, Lin Chou said with a big tongue,
"It's okay, it's okay... I was so anxious that I bit my tongue."
"oh oh..."
Lin Chou didn't care about eating anymore. He pretended to be holding an old bowl and hurriedly asked the system.
"That damn guy, get out of here!"
Lin Chou's eyes almost popped out of his head. No matter how much he called the system in his heart, there was no movement.
"Ahem, damn the system, I have something to consult."
"..."
"Hmm...system?"
"system!"
"Dear Apocalyptic God of Cooking System, as the host, I would like to draw a lottery and consult you if you have any questions."
"Dip, advanced lottery, golden special, random skill*1, try it yourself."
"Try the law by yourself:
Any dish created by the host that has special effects but harms the host will be condemned by heaven and earth.
For any dish created by the host, when the host triggers the use of its special effects or skills, there is a chance to obtain several times the blessing effect.
Note: Once you eat my food, you become mine. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you try it?”
"Dip, advanced lottery, orange special, random skill level +1, the skill is designated as walking on waves."
"Hey, it is detected that the specified skill is top-level and cannot be improved. The derived branch is Snow-Walking."
"Also, please say."
"..."
Lin Chou suppressed the worry in his heart again and said like a burst of beans,
"Are you really reliable with these bullshit special effects? At least you can see and touch them! Can anyone really believe this on the menu? Whoever believes it is stupid!"
"As a host, you dare to question a system as majestic as me, Lord. This system has seen things that you hairless monkeys would never believe. I witnessed a starship burning on the edge of Orion, and I watched C-rays burn in Tannhäuser
Shining in the dark space of the door, all these moments will eventually fade away in time, like tears melting into the rain.”
"This system has had enough experience with it...cough, in short, this system does not accept any questioning behavior, and imposes slight punishment to serve as a warning to others."
"Hey, the upper limit of the host's intelligence value is permanently -0.1."
"Do you think I still care after losing weight over 200 times? Who are you trying to scare? Come on, grunt!"
"Hey, the upper limit of intelligence value is -0.1."
"You..."
"Hey, the upper limit of intelligence value is -0.1."
"Fuck!"
"-0.1."
"wait..."
"-1!"
"stop..."
"-1!!"
"I was wrong!!!"
The last sentence was shouted by Lin Chou.
Qin Wuyong, Chi, Xiao Xiao and Gungun looked dumbfounded at Lin Chou who suddenly had two nosebleeds.
Qin Wuyong asked with a confused look,
"I guess...Boss Lin, what's going on with you..."
Xiao Xiao screamed in fright,
"Wow, is it poisonous? Fortunately I didn't eat it!"
Chi looked worried and whispered,
"Boss, I heard those stupid male creatures say that being single for a long time is a disease...you won't..."
Lin Chou touched his nose and thought, what the hell, the system's line just now sounded so awesome, with lightning and claws, why did it seem a little familiar? Have you heard it somewhere?
But he said,
"Haha, it's okay. I've been a bit angry lately. Ahem, cough, cough, this chicken stewed with mushrooms is a bit filling. Who is Xiao Xiao? You should eat it. I've tasted it. Ordinary people can eat it too."
One of Xiao Xiao's eyes said "no" and the other said "letter". His tone was full of suspicion.
"Oh...you can eat it..."
Lin Chou felt a little better after greeting the eighteen generations of ancestors in the damn system.
"I can add another dish to my menu, which is very good."
Qin Wuyong is thinking about another thing
"Damn it, I suddenly remembered, I brought wine! I forgot such an important thing!"
"?"
Qin Wuyong picked up his backpack and said to the recorder,
"Hahaha, God help me. Some time ago, I asked a potted plant to help me change my backpack. It was originally a life-saving thing, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today. With such good food, how can I live without wine! Dangdangdang~"
Then he pulled out two straws from a corner of his backpack and took a sip first.
"Hey~ Boss Lin, don't you want some of the fine Qingquan Mountain aged wine?"
This time it was the turn of Lin Chou and the audience behind the recorder to be stunned.
"What the hell, straw?"
"Last time Brother Wuyou asked someone to modify his backpack, and said he wanted to get a sandwich to hold nutrient solution."
"This shameless guy just said a bar? A bar?!"
Lin Chou shrank his neck and said, "Ahem, I don't drink liquor, you'd better do it by yourself."
Barrage,
"Boss Lin: Haha."
"Goddess rejection."
"Tactical rejection."
Lin Chou waved to Xiao Xiao, who was so greedy that he was drooling.
“It’s really edible, I didn’t lie to you!”
Qin Wuyong bit into the chicken and said, "Well... no one can abduct this girl if she is left on the street, she is so smart!"
Xiao Xiao was thinking seriously, and while thinking about the possibility of death from poisoning, he quickly picked up a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.
"emmm"
Mainly because I was tortured by this scent for several hours and couldn't bear it anymore.
The hairy tip mushroom is not as golden in color as other mushrooms such as the elmgrass mushroom. It is just slightly pale gold and looks like the prototype of a gold ore. After you eat it, you will realize how unique it is.
Xiao Xiao pondered for a long time and finally spoke out his heartfelt comments.
"Wow!~!"
Whether on the scene or behind the screen, I believe many people have laughed out loud at this moment.
"Hahaha."
The mushroom has a bit more texture than ordinary mushrooms. Locals like to call this texture "meat head", which means that its chewy texture is similar to that of meat.
There is no need to go into too much detail about the combination of chicken and mushrooms. Just the aroma of the mushrooms is already intoxicating.
The difference between the hairy mushrooms and normal mushrooms is that, in addition to the freshness of the fungus, it has a mineral or metal-like beauty and hardness, which is a thickness that can be truly captured and touched by the brain.
and truth.
Just like an ordinary oyster, through its meat texture you can completely feel the style of the sea where it is located.
And with this small piece of Trichosanthes edulis, diners can also realize that it was born with a gold mine, and now it is in their mouths.
What kind of pride is this?
How high is this?
Cough cough cough...
The hairy mushroom does have a unique style that is difficult to describe in words. It is fresh and mellow, just like the sharp metal accent in music. It always appears abruptly where it should appear, like the backbone supporting the body.
.
...
After all the hard work, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and Lin Chou finally calmed down to enjoy the pot of chicken. By this time, Qin Wuyong and Chi had already finished the whole pot.
Just chatting while eating like this, and occasionally complaining to Qin Wuyong's audience, the bottom of the four pots of crock pot chicken was quickly reached, and the big-breasted lady got up and gathered the chicken bones on the table onto a stone slab.
Qin Wuyong felt even more distressed when he saw it.
"Hey, hey, who is so wasteful? Waste is a crime, you know? If you haven't chewed it clean, there are still muscles attached to the bones..."
Barrage,
"Brother Wuyong, it's your turn to take action. Hurry up and take a sip before it's cool enough!"
Chi placed the stone slab piled with chicken bones in front of Si Gouzi, who almost shed tears of happiness. This was probably the most worthless fifth-level beast in history.
Barrage,
"I feel sorry for you."
"I feel so bad for this ghost. It didn't eat less meat just now."
"In this year's life, even a dog is worse than a dog... Every bone that a dog chews is catalyzed by gold."
Seeing Qin Wuyong staring at the bone next to his mouth with a very subtle expression, Si Gouzi's bloodthirsty instinct finally took over.
(Perhaps it is the shadow that has been snatched away by the small green hairy balls of Nepenthes tomentosa and the two cats that compete for food all year round.)
Si Gouzi grabbed the stone slab with one claw, grinned and let out a series of low and hoarse roars from his throat,
"Roar~"
"Plop."
There were two muffled sounds in succession, and Qin Wuyong shivered and almost fell into the fire.
Xiao Xiao's eyes suddenly became bloodshot, his face turned blue, he couldn't even open his legs, and he was sweating like rain.
This dog has probably forgotten that it was seriously stared at by its ancestors (well, it seems not very civilized, to put it another way) and was blessed by the great will of the God of the Demolition Captain!
In the world of Huskies, he must at least be considered a pope, the kind of spiritual leader who rules countless countries!
Of course, I'm glad this is still Earth.
But that also made the lucky dog's strength jump a few times. The fourth dog had already become a fifth-level alien beast.
No matter what race the person is, the pressure of the fifth level is real. It didn’t scare Xiao Xiao, an ordinary girl, to death on the spot. The sky is really full of gods and Buddhas, no, it’s Gungun’s blessing.
"boom!"
Si Gouzi's roar turned into a whimper in his throat, and within a fraction of a second, he was slapped with a rolling slap and even the dog's barking was knocked into the soil.
Chi rubbed his brows and was speechless for a long time. It was always inconvenient for others to intervene in such a thing as seeking his own death.
Regarding this point, there is no essential difference between humans and alien beasts.
Starting from the fifth level, there is a certain level of coercion. The higher the level, the harder it is to control it. Under normal circumstances, such as Wei Tianxing and some fifth-level bosses will consciously control the coercion.
Of course Gungun and Xiaoqing will do the same, otherwise they won't be able to hunt. This thing is just for coercion, not a real gun. It can't suppress the prey from a long distance, but anything with a brain can see it.
Of course he would choose to run away if he smelled it.
As for the four dogs showing off their coercion in front of Gungun, if this happens in the territory of wild beasts, it would be a naked provocation or a declaration of war. Well, it may also be a fight for a spouse. The result will basically be a bloody fight.
red strip.
Gungun's slap should be regarded as the result of giving face to an old acquaintance, just like the "friendly reminder" of the weather forecast. Otherwise, referring to Gungun's territory, the forest saber-toothed bear frozen in Lin Chou's cold storage can be regarded as a "friendly reminder" in the weather forecast.
The most standard example.
Si Gouzi is indeed a majestic dog, quite sensible. He crawled out of the pit and did nothing else. He swung his big tongue and swung his tongue, and humbly smoothed Master Gungun's hair.
"Ouch!"
Gungun glared at it, then dragged Qin Wuyong away, who was bewildered for a while and howled miserably. It seemed that he wanted him to warm up... to repair the hammock, eh.
The four dogs watched with laughter as the figures of one man and one bear disappeared into the night, snorted, and happily lay down in front of the pile of bones to enjoy.
"Crack."
"Click."
"Crack."
Amidst the accompaniment of this sound, the three people except Qin Wuyong fell asleep one after another.
When a dog gnaws a bone, the flow of time often becomes abnormal, because soon there is only a shiny slate that has been licked in front of the dog.
"Chacha."
Si Gouzi scratched his paws hard and found that no more bones jumped out, so he collapsed on the ground.
"Ouch~woo"
Suddenly, it stood up with its dark nose quivering, and moved to the four baskets with its paws on tiptoe.
There were traces of steam rising from the remaining soup on the bottom of the basket, and the inner wall was coated with a shiny layer of grease that reflected the light of the fire.
Sigouzi glanced at the sleeping people, mainly looking at Lin Chou.
Then he opened his sinful and bloody mouth to the innocent and dark bun, and stuck out his even more sinful big pink tongue.
"Suck."
"Bliss!"
Beside, the big rooster, who had been dazed all night, suddenly flapped its wings and opened its eyes.
"Plop."
It threw up a cloud of dust and fell back to the ground.
Si Gouzi looked around in shock, squinting at the stupid big chicken with its legs and wings tied up for a while.
continue,
"Suck."
"Bliss!"
The big rooster struggled and struggled, suddenly enlightened, drew the air into the body and sank into the Dantian, stretched its neck and let out the weirdest, loudest and most saddening cry in his life.
"Oh, oh, oh~!"
At the same time, looking from an unpredictable perspective, a big red fireworks tube suddenly stood up directly above Si Gouzi.
"boom."
Thousands of pieces of paper spewed out in an instant, almost completely covering Si Gouzi's figure, and turned into red flames that ignited under its four claws, engulfing it, and the flames went straight up to a height of more than ten meters.
"Ouch?"
Si Gouzi seemed to feel something, but also seemed to feel nothing.
Puzzled, I raised my front paws and looked at it. I just felt that the pads of its front paws were a little hot!
After licking the last bit of oil star clean, he bit his tail happily for a while and dug a few holes. The four dogs turned around and squatted in the grass out of boredom.
"emmmm,"
This is a dog that pays attention to environmental protection. It is scratching around with its four paws and symbolically covering the pile with soil.
"Ding!"
It felt as if its front paws had touched something strange, so it grabbed it a few more times and pulled out a yellow stone from the black mud.
After careful identification with his nose, Si Gouzi felt that this thing must not be eaten because it tasted weird.
However, when I think that I don't have a decent "Treasure of Wang", it's not that Gouzi doesn't work hard, but it's just that it's too difficult for Yan Huishan to dig a hole and hide something without Xiaoqiu discovering it.
So much so that the great fifth-level dog king still doesn't have a treasure that he can get his hands on.
Besides, this thing was still shiny, so Si Gouzi took it in his mouth and buried it temporarily in the corner of the bamboo house.
After a lot of hard work, Si Gouzi felt a little thirsty and ran to the lake with light steps, ready to play in the water and have morning tea.
"Woof."
Si Gouzi stepped on the air with one foot. Well, it has four legs, so it didn't mean to act like a throwing dog and eat it.
The thing that caused Mr. Dog King to almost slip was a large, round fruit that had split open, with red pulp and sweet juice inside.