In fact, not only Shan Ye scolded his mother, but Lin Chou also scolded her. Summit 23S.
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For example, what happened to Shan Ye, Lin Chou felt that it could be perfectly solved with a personality-correcting punch with the equivalent of one hundred tons!
Of course, there is indeed some gap between ideal and reality.
Dreams may never come true even in a lifetime, but we should not forget that they are worth looking forward to every day.
Moreover, is there anything in this world that cannot be solved by a personality-correcting punch with the equivalent of a hundred tons?
If so, then give it two punches.
Seeing Lin Chou's dangerous look, Master Shan didn't forget to ask casually, even if he was facing a lawsuit right now,
"What are you looking at?"
"What are you doing!"
"Look at me again..."
Lord Shan is so blessed. Isn’t this the standard sentence pattern I use when I find fault with others?
"Damn it, I treat you as a friend and you actually want to trick me. If you want to beat me up, just say so. Can you please stop making excuses for lowering your status?"
"..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said,
"Hey...it's better to save those little arms and legs of yours for the Queen of Night to torment for a few more years."
Shan Ye wanted to retort and brag, but when he looked at Wu Ke's white dome and potted plants expecting to see Boling Boling in his eyes, he suddenly became excited.
mmp!
So, Shanye slapped the sleeves of his robe that didn't exist, and he bent down and touched the ground with his hands in a half-kneeling position.
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Huang Dashan, you pat your chest and call out moral integrity, do you think it dares to agree to you?
Xu Shi made a lot of money today, so Potted ordered a tomahawk steak very, very, very extravagantly, and shamelessly asked Lin Chou to give her a glutinous rice golden coconut. Of course Lin Chou did not agree.
When the steaks arrived, the warlock arrived.
"One crock pot chicken, thank you."
"What crock pot chicken...a new dish..."
Wu Ke was first startled by the appearance of the black mist by Lord Warlock, and then he held his chin for a long time while looking at the wind chime menu on the roof.
"I, I, I, I will give you one tael of gold? Boss Lin, how did you come up with this? It's amazing!"
Before Wu Ke could finish his sigh, Wen Chongjiu and Wei Tianxing appeared.
"Let's have some fried chicken, a jar of colorful, and some random dishes to go with the wine. By the way, I brought the sour head. Don't waste the chicken blood... I also brought some of the head sprouts. Please remember to plant them in Linzi.
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"Okay, thanks, I'll send Bao Er to get the chicken later!"
Wu Ke counted on his fingers for a long time and found that the unit of measurement at the circulation point had increased by as much as one million in just a short period of time. He felt that he needed to make a huge contribution to Yanhuishan's GDP.
"Today is a good day to eat chicken. Boss Lin, bring us three salt chickens!"
The eyes of everyone in the room fell on Wu Ke. The two bodyguards took two steps back calmly, coughing lightly with serious expressions.
"Cough, cough, cough."
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu had not noticed the cloaked figure in the corner at first, but when they looked up, they saw an empty black mist in the hood.
Wen Chongjiu’s hand holding the wine glass froze for a moment.
"Warlock?"
Wei Tianxing stood up with a sudden sound, his expression changed drastically.
There was a commotion of chickens flying and dogs jumping on the tables and chairs.
The black mist under the warlock's hood was billowing, and the hood moved, as if nodding to the two of them.
Then he got up and walked out of the dining room. Looking at his back, he felt a little lonely.
Wen Zhongjiu's face was as calm as Moyu's, but the wine in the glass caused ripples. He took a deep breath and looked at the wine with extremely gentle and sincere eyes.
"If I hadn't been reluctant to part with the wine in my hand, I would have been so scared that I smashed the roof and ran away..."
Wei Tianxing turned back to Lin Chou who was busy in the kitchen and said,
"Lin Zi, why... why is this warlock here with you?"
Lin Chou looked at the two of them strangely,
"As for why you are so afraid of him, I don't think it is as exaggerated as the legend says."
Wei Tianxing answered the wrong question and slapped his forehead.
"Damn it, you kid won't take his money, will you?"
"..."
Lin Chou was speechless, "In small business, no credit is allowed."
Wei Tianxing was in a hurry,
"That's not what I meant. I mean, you won't be able to take things from his hands, right?"
"Uh...a piece of gold."
Wei Tianxing said mysteriously,
"After I picked it up, did anything happen here?"
"Then I don't know. After collecting the money, I went to the kitchen to cook."
Is everything okay?!
Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu's shock was written on their faces, as if they had seen a ghost and were still eating shit.
"This is not true!"
"Yes, it's unscientific."
What is right? What are these two old men talking about?
Wei Tianxing stretched out three fingers,
"Someone in the base city has made statistics. Whoever dares to charge a warlock's money will be unlucky for three days and 72 hours, and they won't be able to take more money for a minute."
Lin Chou,
"...can this also be counted?"
"Then why not? There is a saying that goes well. When a person is unlucky, his teeth will be clogged when he drinks cold water. It is not easy to count the time."
Come on, you are all masters of metaphysics. Please forgive me for not accompanying me. If you can’t offend me, why can’t you hide away?
A few hours later, the dishes came together.
The dry aroma of salted chicken, the fresh aroma of fried chicken and the strong aroma of crock pot chicken seemed to have produced some incredible changes catalyzed by the flames of tomahawk steak. The fragrance surge in the entire dining room became more and more intense, like a beautiful piece of music, swirling around
Liang was heard for three days.
Shan Ye was speechless,
"Mom, I won't be surprised if Xiao Linzi's dishes will shine in the future."
Bai Qiongshou said calmly, "+1."
It's a pity that Crock Chicken was quickly taken away by the warlock. It seems that he went to talk to Sanhuang again.
Wei Tianxing opened his mouth, but said nothing.
After a while, I regretfully said,
"Tsk, there's a little bit of flavor missing."
Only Wu Ke was extremely happy at the moment. Looking at the GDP on his plate...oh no, it's salt chicken. Hey, I think my salt chicken is delicious again.
Facing many similar people with astonishing worth, the pressure on the fat-headed pigeon from a humble background is really too great.
Wei Tianxing suddenly asked,
"Lin Zi, I heard that your boy brought a basket full of shadow leopard shawls and health care products to the Leng family. When you came to my place not long ago, you brought some ham and bacon, oh, and a few jars of clear springs.
Shanpojiu, it was only after I asked that I realized something was wrong, where are you sending the beggars?"
Before Lin Chou could say anything, Wen Chong was drunk.
"Damn fat man, you are the beggar. What happened to Qingquan Mountain? What is bad wine? If you like it or not, you will never want to drink my wine again!"
"..."
Wei Tianxing slapped his forehead, his face turned blue.
Yes, he forgot that Qingquan Mountain is the property of the person in front of him.
"It's not Lao Wen that you are bitching about, do you know what the point is? We are allies! Do you understand, allies!"
The wine is warm and cold,
"You can question my character, but you can't question my handsomeness. Even if you question my handsomeness, you can't question my wine!"
"This is an insult!"
"I will fight with you whether you believe it or not!"