Lin Chou really couldn't hold it back when he saw the two mountain masters in front of him whining and boasting about their awesome skills for a long time.
Laughing loudly,
"These two little chickens, which are as thin as a stunted placenta, are they the birds you are talking about?"
Shan Ye was spinning around wildly, looking like he was looking for something to throw at him.
"This...this is wrong, what the hell is going on?"
The two chickens, whose down was missing a piece in this area and a piece in the west, cried out together,
"嘤嘤嘤~!"
The movement followed him as if he might have died.
"Feed milk, these two chickens are hungry..." Lin Chou said firmly.
The expression on Huang Dashan's face was as if he was about to cry.
"Mom, what the hell are these two things? They look nothing like a terror bird."
Lin Chou looked suspicious and said,
"Wait a minute, are you sure the ceremony will be held with these two things in Luan Mountain?"
"Yes, it's a terror bird egg. The spiritual link is still there. I even picked the biggest egg..."
Lin Chou took one last look,
"I really don't know whether I should say you are lucky or unlucky. If I guess correctly, this should be a double-yolk egg."
"???"
Although these two little things are no bigger than a palm and are wrinkled, don’t forget that they flew from Luan Mountain to Mingguang with their ungrown fur!
"It should be that the nutrition in the eggs has not kept up, and the growth is stunted. Oh, by the way, Master Shan, do you have any experience in feeding chickens?"
"I have such a shitty experience... Uh, I seem to remember that this thing requires eating the bone marrow of alien beasts?"
Lin Chou spread his hands,
"Yes, scraps also cost money, let me tell you."
Maybe the little guy was too tired to fly too far, and the speed at which Shan Ye cracked the bone-breaking stick couldn't keep up with what the two chickens were eating. It was like eating noodles, sucking and sucking, one whole stick at a time.
The bone marrow is gone.
Sanhuang, who was running wildly with the Mao Niu in the distance, saw Sanhuang from a distance. He screamed, dug the ground several times, and rushed over to the two chickens.
Shanye stood in front of the two chickens as if he was about to die heroically.
"Sanhuang, don't get excited, I'm telling you~"
He could only offer kind words and advice.
For the sake of life safety, Master Shan did not dare to touch Sanhuang's finger. If the warlock saw it, he would have to have close contact with him in an all-round and three-dimensional way.
Shan Ye shudders just thinking about that kind of consequences. He will be unlucky for at least thirty years, right?
However, things did not develop as Mr. Shan imagined. Sanhuang put down a few earthworms in his mouth and dug around the two chickens.
The two chickens in Shanye's family inherited Shanye's pride and disdained earthworms.
Sanhuang gurgled for a while, then turned around and walked away. The despair in his eyes made everyone sad when he saw it, and shed tears when he heard it.
Master Shan looked confused, "What's going on?"
Lin Chou said,
"It's nothing. Sanhuang thought they were the same kind. He did this to those silly fat-headed pigeons when he first came here. He probably fell in love with the hens in his flock, the male guinea fowl.
I chased Sanhuang and pinched him for four days before I gave up."
Master Shan is looking at the chicken, and he is looking at Sanhuang.
"Don't tell me, it's really like a biological child... Do you think a rooster can bring up a chick?"
Lin Chou was speechless,
"Sanhuang can't chew through these big bones. How much can a chicken like you eat? One-third of the bones I had left for soup have been gone in a while!"
Shan Ye waved his hand impatiently,
"While I'm at it, I'm not going to give you any money. I'm going to give you two bull-beating guys. I see that these two gadgets have no reaction when eating second-level gadgets, just like eating noodles. Is it because they are not at the right level?
?”
"..."
Sure enough, I immediately became protective of the calf. Even if I gave birth to a chicken, it would still be my own.
Discarded bone sticks were poured under the pitcher plants one by one. The two little guys were finally full, but their bellies still didn't grow. Instead, they began to lose their hair.
The newly grown fur shows a light pink color, and with its bright yellow pointed mouth and big bolting eyes, it is actually quite cute.
The two little guys climbed up to the top of Mr. Shan's clothes, and landed firmly on Mr. Shan's absolutely shiny bald head with a silly smile on Mr. Shan's face.
"Oh shit, look at how smart my two eldest sons are, they know who their real father is at just a little bit!"
"..."
Then, several women suddenly appeared at the door,
"Ah! Is this a little chicken? It's so cute~"
"Come here, give me a hug, auntie!"
Mr. Shan grinned from ear to ear, and with his heart in his eyes, he floated over first.
"Hug~hug, hug, hug~!"
Then he was kicked back by Wei Qingyu.
The two chicks didn't recognize life at all. They burrowed in and out of the warm soft jade, making childish cries from time to time.
"嘤嘤嘤~"
Shan Ye was very hurt and covered his chest with tears streaming down his face.
"Oh my god, I have such a girlish heart!"
...
On the third day, Lin Chou’s nose was not a nose, and his face was not a face.
"How many times have I told you, no, no, no!"
Shanye rubbed his hands,
"Hey, Lin Zi, um...Lin Zi, I'm going to go, don't leave, you listen to me, for the sake of the two of us for so many years, just give me one more, just one!"
"
Lin Chou's eyes widened,
"Look, do I have anything besides the few bones in the pot? After today, it will be a problem for me to make soup, you know?"
Master Shan was extremely embarrassed,
"Just one. You can give me one from the pot first. You can survive these few minutes first... I asked the wolf hunters to bring me the bones and they will be back soon. They are too big."
Now that I can scream, my mind is filled with '嘤嘤嘤 and 嘤嘤嘤', and I'm almost going to have a fucking schizophrenia."
"Oh, you are already schizophrenic, and you have already split into a second personality!"
In the end, unable to withstand Shan Ye's offensive of snot and tears, Lin Chou picked out all the bones in a pot of bone soup and gave it to this guy.
Master Shan was really in tears. If the people from Luanshan didn't come back to deliver food rations to these two young ancestors, all the savings he had accumulated over the years would be drained dry.
Master Shan glanced at Pangolin, his dear friend for many years,
"Mother Xipi, how new is this? I never thought that your first mission after returning to the world would be to feed chickens after a long time!!"
Lin Chou glanced maliciously at the two chickens who were feasting endlessly.
"How about that, let's have chicken tonight?"
"Get out!!" Mr. Shan was so angry that his beard stood up, "You are so evil. How can you say it? Your eldest nephew may also be your eldest niece!"