At this moment, the dark sea is sinking with no waves. Peak 23S.
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A section of sea defense line that looks more like a mountain range than a city wall that connects the sky and the sky, vaguely reveals the tip of an iceberg from the fog nightmare.
"Plop."
A certain figure fell directly from the top of the city wall into the sea, screaming in agony.
On the city wall, Hu Yale said worriedly,
"Grandpa Chen... He has tried his best... The injury is still not healed yet. Will he fall out or something..."
The old man said,
"We can hear the little bastard's angry screams even when we are standing hundreds or even thousands of meters high. He has something wrong with him and doesn't have a long memory. Hey, what on earth did you eat? I think the little bastard's origins will be the same after he comes back.
My bones have become more active, and I seem to be ready to break through."
"...It's just a very ordinary meal, including pig blood soup, steamed buns, guinea fowl and some other things." Hu Yale's face was not very good, "Mingguang doesn't redeem military merit, and that guy surnamed Lin is stingy and won't give it."
Let’s eat.”
The old man surnamed Chen chuckled and shouted from behind,
"Who am I talking about? Give my grandson's daughter-in-law two hundred kilograms of standard source crystals to carry with her!"
"As you command!"
The old man surnamed Chen looked around.
"My granddaughter-in-law, let me tell you, if the bow is gone, it's gone. It's not a big deal. If you two go there this time, you have to stay in that restaurant and eat all the dishes before coming back."
It’s not easy to get this opportunity. You must take the medicine that is given to you, you know? You must return to the coastal defense line before the medicine wears off. Do you understand?”
"Yes, Grandpa."
Grandpa Chen looked at Hu Yale with a smile. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he had found a good granddaughter-in-law.
"Hahaha, go ahead, go ahead, don't waste your time. Lele, by the way, if that little brat down there dares to be disobedient and flirt with women, then beat him hard until he dies!"
Hu Yale said angrily,
"Grandpa, what are you talking about? Qingyu is not that kind of person~"
Grandpa Chen gritted his teeth and said,
"Isn't he that kind of person? You should protect him! Niang Xipi, I made him pregnant last time... If you hadn't protected me, I would have broken his legs. It would be unreasonable for us!
Lele is such a good girl, she is pretty, well-educated, and sensible. To think of marrying this stupid guy, it’s really...the sky has no eyes..."
Hu Yale's mouth twitched,
"Grandpa, Qingyu is your grandson..."
"Heh, I'm going to tell your grandfather tomorrow and ask him if he wants to change. How about you come over and be my granddaughter?"
"..."
...
When I left, I was indeed very arrogant, and when I came back, I looked like a defeated little rooster.
Chen Qingyu looked like his dead father and mother, and muttered,
"What a piece of land! Isn't Mingguang land? Why is this hotel even more humid than the sea?"
Hu Yale put his things away,
"Why are you complaining about the good things that others can't ask for? You don't know how much benefit you got after eating that meal?"
Chen Qingyu twisted his mouth,
"I just can't stand that kid's coffin face, as if someone owes him a lot of money!"
Hu Yale carried a small bag and pushed out the door. Chen Qingyu stopped her.
"Hey? Why are you going?"
"After your room is tidied up, I need to put away my own things as well."
"Um...you...don't want to live in the same room with me?"
Hu Yale seems to be smiling but not smiling,
"Do you think I look like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl? I'm that easy to deceive?"
Chen Qingyu laughed dryly, "Haha..."
...
Lord Warlock's steps were as erratic as ever, and with a "pop" sound like air leakage, Lord Warlock appeared at the counter, scaring away fifteen of the sixteen hunters who were eating in the tavern.
The only remaining one screamed and fell under the table,
"Fuck you, you bastards, you promised to never leave us... Such cruel things... When my legs recover, I will pry open your heads one by one and pour ten kilograms of rice fields into them...
."
Lin Chou had long been used to strange things, and shouted to the kitchen, "Big-breasted sister, come out and clear the table~"
Lord Warlock can indirectly help Lin Chou improve work efficiency. Well, there is absolutely no difference between eating a meal in two hours and eating it in twenty minutes for a wave of customers.
The warlock's voice is still unforgettable. To be precise, it is only one grimace away from the child's cry.
"Sorry, it affects your business."
Lin Chou exclaimed,
"It doesn't affect it, it doesn't affect it. It's good. This is good. How about eating chicken?"
The warlock nodded and took out a small bag from his empty sleeve robe.
"I brought mealworms with me this time. Mealworms that grew up eating big leba. I heard people said that such mealworms have a sweet and beery taste. I wonder if Sanhuang will like it..."
Lin Chou held her forehead,
"Uh... probably... probably... almost..."
The warlock hissed and laughed twice,
"Sanhuang has never liked me very much. Could it be that this is also the reason for his bad luck?"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"To be honest, this has nothing to do with whether Sanhuang likes you or not. He hasn't barked once since he came here. He even skipped the morning crow. I'm really afraid that if he hangs around with Mao Niu for a long time, he will change to
Saying 'moo' is a lot of fun."
If the warlock had a face at this moment, his expression would definitely be that of dumbfounding.
"But I still want to thank you. Although I don't know how lucky a benchmark is, but I feel...I really haven't been so unlucky recently...At least I apparated here this time, this bag of mealworms
I haven't been lost...I don't have any arms or legs myself."
How fucking painful is this realization!
Lin Chou murmured,
"Is Sanhuang too lonely? I'm thinking that I should get some hens for him. Hmm... It seems like that's what I should do..."
Lord Warlock was shocked,
"Lin Zi, you, what did you say?"
"I told you to go back to the mine and catch some hens for Sanhuang..."
"Pfft~"
The sorcerer disappeared, the muttering still echoed,
"Why didn't I think of that? I just like him, hahaha..."
"Hey, the host revealed the secrets of the system. I think the host made an unintentional mistake, and the intelligence value is -10, to serve as a warning to others."
"..."
Lin Chou touched the two nosebleeds under his nose.
"I said you beep beep beep beep beep beep."
Huang Dashan dragged two four-meter-long exotic beasts and threw them on the floor with a bang. Two chickens stood proudly above his bald head.
"嘤嘤嘤~"
Master Shan patted the chicken on his head and looked at Lin Chou doubtfully. When his eyes turned to the naked figure who returned to the kitchen after clearing the table, he suddenly realized,
"Eh? Lin Zi, what's wrong with you? Nosebleeds? Tsk tsk... It's really a little virgin. It's a bit exciting, isn't it? I'm not talking about you. This woman likes experienced ones, just you.
In this state, are you not afraid that Leng Han will laugh out loud during the wedding?"
Lin Chou turned around and picked up the pan.
"Come on, come on, stick your head over here and I'll show you a baby!"
"Pfft~"
The gray shadow suddenly appeared and exploded like rags, knocking Shan Ye off his feet.
The warlock held three oversized hens in his hands and turned around.
"Oh, sorry, sorry."
Huang Dashan froze and wanted to run, but his legs felt as if they were not his own and he couldn't open them with tweezers.
"I'm going to touch me, it's over, it's over, it's over, I'm going to be unlucky for the rest of my life..."
Lin Chou blinked and patted the warlock on the shoulder.
"Hey buddy, great job? Is this the chicken from the gold mine?"
The warlock looked at the hand falling on his shoulder,
"Aren't you... afraid of bad luck?"
Lin Chou said,
"I am the protagonist, the kind that has been recharged. I am different from them."
The warlock was stunned, "What?"
"Ahem, cough, it's okay. I'm going to get the crock pot chicken. You and Sanhuang should develop a relationship first."
"Okay, I also want one basket of Buryat buns, no, three baskets!"
Lin Chou secretly thought to himself, this world is really not reasonable at all. Even a nihilistic spirit like a warlock eats chicken and steamed buns. How on earth does he digest it?
Three hours later, the crock pot chicken and steamed buns were freshly baked, and as usual, they were placed outside by the warlock in the willow wood pavilion.
The warlock had one chicken (three yellows) in his left hand and three chickens (unfortunately captured hens) in his right hand, feeding mealworms. He looked up very seriously and said:
"Thanks."
Lin Chou waved his hand, "You're welcome...I'm quite curious. Is your name Warlock?"
The warlock was stunned,
"Huh? Name...no one has asked me my name for a long time."
"..."
Lin Chou thought he would say something like "Anyone who knows my name would have died long ago."
The sorcerer said,
"My name contains the power from the void. Forgive me for not being able to tell you... Anyone who knows my name will be as unlucky as me."
"..."
The meaning behind these words has really risen to the level of great will!
The warlock placed the four chickens on their seats and began to complete their daily tasks.
Sanhuang squinted at the three big hens with shiny feathers. How beautiful they were. Their feathers were as light as swans, and their eyes were as yellow as deserts. Even every fold on their exposed arms and legs contained hidden meanings.
With an incomparably charming demeanor.
They are my Sanhuang's harem, the female...hens that I, Sanhuang, will protect for the rest of his life!
Thinking of this, Sanhuang sang loudly,
"Oh oh oh oh~ oh oh~ oh~"
Lin Chou was dumbfounded, and the four dogs were dumbfounded!
The warlock's mouthful of buns choked in his throat,
"It it it it...screamed?!"
Some kind of mysterious and metaphysical aura that had never been seen in ancient times gathered abnormally above Yanhui Mountain. The warlock's robe automatically moved without wind, and the whole person rose into the air.
At this moment, there is only one center of attention in the world, the warlock.
With good luck, you are the king of kings!
This is an indescribable state. Even if humans do not have such an organ that can sense the attribute of "lucky", everyone can naturally understand that the warlock has won the jackpot!
The warlock stretched out his finger, and the steamed buns in the cage rose into the air. The sound of "pop, pop, pop," all went into the part of his mouth that should be called "mouth" and disappeared. The indistinct hoarse sound enveloped him like infrasound waves during an earthquake.
Throughout the entire land, a thick humming sound covered everything in a heavy and depressing manner, making all living beings feel irritable.
"Ancient contract, fallen creatures!"
"In the name of the destroyer of dreams!"
"Boiling blood, flowing lava!"
Then, there was a strange language that no one could understand.
Under the spell of the warlock, the yellow clouds in the sky flapped and roared like a tsunami, glowing with a strange green color.
Huang Dashan stared at the sky,
"It's over, this guy really hasn't studied Lu Chenshu??"
"boom!"
The yellow cloud shattered instantly, and a small, shiny red meteorite appeared out of thin air under the clouds.
A large amount of blood poured out from the Warlock's body, suddenly forming tens of millions of tiny blood lines, directly connected to the meteorite.
"The fire of twisted evil energy in the void, burn!"
"The Grimoire of Xares!"
"boom!"
The blood line covering the sky immediately burned with green flames, and a chilling malice also burned on the meteorite, falling towards the warlock at a speed that defied common sense in physics and a nearly right-angle drift path.
This power is so evil and vicious that even the strong men in the bright light can sense it, and the base city is suddenly in a state of chaos.
"Duang."
A meteorite fell in front of the warlock.
A small shock wave full of malice exploded a most innocent red bean fruit into a pink slurry all over the sky.
This is unprincipled massacre!
This shows how evil and unreasonable the warlock’s summons are!
Shan Ye,
"..."
Lin Chou,
"..."
Several onlookers,
"..."
After making such a big fuss, is this the fucking end?
The green evil flames on the warlock's dark gray and almost black cloak rose blazingly and then extinguished instantly, turning into a strange green twisted pattern on the cloak.
A faint flame-like halo appeared above his head, making him look like some kind of angel that had changed. However, the warlock was unaware of all this. His sight was all on the one-meter diameter one on the ground.
In the small crater where the meteorite fell.
"Click."
The meteorite cracked open, and a small stone man jumped out from the center of the meteorite as big as an egg.
"Hiccup~"
The stone man burped and splashed out a cloud of sparks.
The sparks instantly ignited the little stone man's whole body, and green flames burned in every stone crevice.
Can this little guy really live up to that mighty and domineering name?
The warlock carefully held the "Abyss Demon" in his hands, as if looking at his newly born child.
The little guy jumped up and punched the warlock in the face.
Roaring, "Hiha, bang!"
A few small green sparks splashed out.
The warlock laughed for a while and clapped his hands together vigorously.
"Snapped!"
The dizzy little stone man fell over, not forgetting to make a threatening sound.
"His ha, hiss..."
When the warlock faced Lin Chou, there seemed to be some forced explanation under the dark hood.
"Ahem...this is an abyss demon, also called hellfire or evil demon. It is conscious but not good at thinking. As long as the summoner is strong enough, they are still easy to obey. Look, are you honest?"
"..."
Is this the fucking reason for you to beat up a gadget that is no bigger than a palm?