Song Qingyun spent all his energy to discuss a lot of commonly used but insignificant topics. Unfortunately, the speaker was interested but the listener was not interested, and Leng Han was not interested at all. Summit 23S.
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Instead, his frown deepened and his expression became quite impatient.
"Damn it, I'm going to collapse if I keep going like this. Mom is really going to beat me with caltrops until I can't take care of myself."
Song Qingyun smiled at Leng Han in a friendly and humble manner, and at the same time turned his face to his cousin's army, using half of his facial muscles and mouth shape to make a silent protest,
"Cousins, help me, help me!"
This kind of semi-awkward atmosphere is very fatal for things like blind dates, especially when the victim...er, the person concerned has no relevant operating experience, so Song Qingyun's request for help is reasonable.
The eye contact between the cousins is extremely rich,
"No, it will be over if this continues."
"This girl is a high-level evolved person. Maybe... we have gone in the wrong direction. Could it be that she likes the kind of majestic and powerful man?"
"No, no, no, good girls are afraid of stalking men, Qingyun, change your tactics and take the ruthless route, gogogo~"
"As a hero, it's more pleasing to look at you as you are."
Song Qingyun slapped his forehead, "Don't bully honest people, honest people are not all fools, mmp!"
It was no longer reliable to count on my cousins at this time.
As the saying goes, three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining ninety points depend on handsomeness!
When Song Qingyun thought of this, the facial muscles affected the strong pectoralis major and the iron-hard back deltoid muscles.
"Stab it!"
Two buttons on his chest flew off, and the clothes on his back also tore open, leaving him completely naked.
The tight muscle lines and bronze skin are revealed from the neckline, and the body is majestic.
This tactic is quite vulgar, but for some girls it is quite effective and even extremely fatal.
Song Qingyun embarrassedly covered it twice,
"Ahem, I'm really sorry. Miss Leng, wait a moment. I'll go change my clothes first."
Leng Han looked strangely at Song Qingyun up and down, left and right.
"You're not a woman, so you still need to bring a change of clothes when you go out?"
The cousins whispered to each other,
"Yes, yes..."
"Wow wow wow, I have an expression."
"Sure enough, flexing your muscles is effective everywhere."
"The effect is good, Qingyun, continue, Qingyun, come on!"
Leng Han added quietly,
"Besides, there are only two ounces of meat in total, and there is nothing to be seen...it is not as strong as my soldiers..."
Of course, Leng Han's thinking circuit also knew that the second half of the sentence should not be spoken.
Song Qingyun felt that he might have heard something wrong, so he tried his best to put on a bright smile,
"Then...Okay...Does Miss Leng have any hobbies in her daily life?"
Leng Han blinked,
"I don't have hobbies, I only have tasks."
"Oh? Doesn't Miss Leng work in a scientific research institute? It should be a casual position, right?"
"I serve in both the Scientific Research Institute and the garrison, with the rank of lieutenant general. The Second Bandit Brigade is a special force under my jurisdiction."
"..."
Song Qingyun stiffened his neck and faced many cousins,
"The Second Bandit...Brigade...this name...why doesn't it sound very friendly and normal..."
If Lin Chou were here, he would definitely sigh, hey, there are still people who don't know that they want three thousand lives from you?
Leng Han put down the teacup,
"Is there anything else? If nothing happens, I'll leave first. I have other missions in Heichenhai."
Eh??
"Wait a minute, Miss Leng, I..."
Leng Han raised his eyebrows and asked,
"Do you have anything else to do?"
Song Qingyun really wanted to look up to the sky and roar: I have something! I really have something! It’s a big deal!
"I..."
"Boom! Click!"
The sound of explosion and fracture sounded almost at the same time. Before Song Qingyun had time to say one, two, three, four, the barrier between him and Leng Han had become invisible and tangible, half a roof and two lifeboats.
House seemingly endless rain!
At this time, Song Qingyun’s psychological activities are converted into emojis without exaggeration. It must be like this (｀□′)┻━┻
Song Qingyun struggled to hold back his anger, with a mixture of surprise, confusion, confusion, anger, and anxious eyes as he looked at the people in the two lifeboats who looked ten times more surprised, confused, confused, angry, and anxious than him.
Song Qingyun asked angrily and politely,
"Who are you?"
Several heads came out from the inside of the lifeboat, scratched the side of the boat and opened their mouths and said,
"Ugh... ugh..."
Cough, a more accurate adjective is spitting when you open your mouth.
The people on the two boats vomited all kinds of meat and fish, but the warlock still maintained the posture of holding the other severed hand (that is, the anchor point) to preside over the collective Apparition ceremony.
a long while,
"Ahem, so you can vomit for a while and don't be too hasty to thank me for saving everyone's lives."
Qin Wuyong stretched out four fingers and looked at the sky,
"Four, I never want to take a boat in my life. I'm seasick, Lord Warlock!"
Shan Ye covered his mouth with one hand and pulled Qin Wuyong with the other hand.
"Shh..."
"Why are you pulling me? Why are you shushing...eh? I'm hallucinating? Leng...Lieutenant General?"
Shan Ye pointed to the side.
Well, Lin Chou, Leng Han, and Song Qingyun, who is so good-looking.
Lin Chou scratched his head,
"Hey, why are you here?"
Leng Han's expression was blank at this time, quite blank.
Almost before Lin Chou's questioning tone had even landed, Leng Zhongjiang didn't hesitate at all or was so nervous that she couldn't think and could only answer passively and quickly. She blurted out,
"Dad asked me to go on a blind date...ah, no...it's...to sever the relationship..."
Lin Chou,
"???"
Shan Ye Qin Wuyong and Earl Leng who just ran out from inside covered their faces at the same time,
“What the hell??”
"It's over!!"
Song Qingyun looked at Lin Chou with bulging muscles and twisted eyebrows.
"Who are you? Who are you? You...wait, do you know each other?!"
Qin Wu bravely stabbed Huang Dashan,
"Dating on a blind date? Does the Leng family also engage in feudal superstition?"
Then he frantically scanned Song Qingyun's body up, down, left, and right with extremely curious and gossipy eyes.
"This kid is so skinny that he hasn't been scared away or beaten to death?"
"What did you say Lieutenant General Leng's opening remarks were? Hello, I am Tyrannosaurus Leng...Oh no, I am Leng Han?!"
Huang Dashan slapped this guy down to the bottom of the bilge, "Ahem, this guy is still unconscious and talking nonsense."
Lin Chou blinked, then blinked again.
He suddenly felt a very bad feeling, similar to the feeling when his roommate at Qinshan Martial Arts School had just returned from training and wiped the sweat and mud off his feet with socks that had not been washed for more than sixty days on the lower bunk.
He murmured, "Blind date?"
Earl Leng screamed, and a bunch of machine gun-like "chuchuchuchu" came out of his mouth.
"Linzi, please don't misunderstand that this is the descendant of Prince Leng's old comrade-in-arms. At that time, the old guy drank too much and confusedly ordered a doll for the unborn girl to kiss at the wine table. However, it was already too late to count. Why don't you bring her with you?"
The girl came to meet and talk about it. In fact, that’s what happened. It’s nothing more than trying to save face for the two families. It’s all true. Don’t think too much, don’t think too much..."
"oh..."
In such a serious situation, Lin Chou almost laughed out loud.
Qin Wuyong climbed out of the bilge and sighed softly,
"Damn it, isn't this evil smile trying to make your grudges disappear with a smile?"
Potted plants lament,
"This situation reminds me of Mr. Jin's poem: The past passes like smoke, a smile wipes out grudges, the junior sister becomes a wife, and the cuckold remains in my heart."
Master Shan thought about it for a while,
"You mean Brother Tragedy? Wait, that's not what Mr. Jin wrote at the end, right?"
Leng Han moved his lips but hesitated to speak, his eyes full of hesitation.
Sikong only glanced at it,
"Unexpectedly, Lieutenant General Leng, the most talked-about terminator in Base City, tsk tsk, it's so pure."
Shanye rolled his eyes,
"Damn it, it's about to explode right now. Are you still in the mood to think about this?"
"What are you going to blow up? Sit tight and sit tight. It's just what the plot requires. Just watch it honestly! Hey, I should have popcorn in my hand at this moment..."
The basin guide handed over a self-heating lunch box wrapped in tinfoil.
"Shake before eating. Wait three minutes. Do you want creamy or chocolatey? One thousand or one box is the price!"
"This is 10,000 yuan. Give me a luxurious version of double chocote and cream."
"Okay! Sir, please wait a moment."
Lin Chou didn't explode. Song Qingyun did. He really exploded. He was ignored until he exploded on the spot.
A suit of colorful and extremely majestic (or gaudy) metal armor spreads all over his body from the void. Every ferocious spike and the reverse spike at the joint are dancing with electric light. His voice is like rolling in the clouds.
As dull as thunder, word for word,
"I! Black Army Song Qingyun! I have never suffered the humiliation today!"
"You! You are looking for death!!"
Qin Wuyong shrank his neck,
"The third level is not as good as a dog, the fifth level is everywhere..."
The potted plant shakes its head,
"Hey, mutant."
Huang Dashan,
"Master Wei is so unjust. The black army even wants mutants. Are you blind?"
warlock,
"Ah, the threshold of anger for pure material creatures is so weird... But he looks quite cute when he is angry, and his pectoralis major will jump and jump. I really want to squeeze it... Ahem, don't get me wrong.
, just pinch his cheeks..."
Hey, who cares about this?
Sikong shook the popcorn box loudly,
"Song Qingshu? Hey, bro, you're on the wrong set, brother. You and brother Linghu are not working on the same script!"
"My name is Song Qingyun! Not Song Qingshu!"
Song Qingyun looked like he was about to lose control, with blue veins popping out.
"You... are looking for death..."
Song Zhiyuan shouted loudly, "Qingyun, stop it."
late!
"boom"
The turbulent light of origin blew away the most vulnerable people in the scene, Song Qingyun's cousins.
Lin Chou's confused voice came from the collapsed ruins,
"Big-breasted brother, I'm not even excited, what are you going to do?"
"I have never seen such a shameless person! Look at the knife!"
"Damn it, you've gone too far. If you jump again, I'll hit you. I'm telling you!"
"I bother..."
"boom!"
...
Fifteen minutes later, in the ruins.
"Brother Leng, this is..."
Earl Leng scratched his head in utter embarrassment, then pulled Song Zhiyuan and gave him a tug.
"...Well, that's what you see."
Song Zhiyuan's face was green, no, his whole body was green.
"Leng, Brother Leng, are you, are you being too... childish?"
Earl Leng spread his hands,
"The old man insisted that this be more formal and more sincere to express our apology from the Leng family."
"..."
Over there, Leng Han lowered his head and put his feet on the ground, asking hesitantly,
"Aren't you angry?"
Lin Chou raised her eyebrows,
"Why should I be angry? Should I be angry..."
Leng Han's face suddenly turned pale.
Then, his pupils dilated and his eyes widened with anger.
A layer of pure white frost spread to the entire island at an extremely fast speed.
Countless burly female warriors who even looked at the mountain master and would have jumped up all day long appeared one after another and surrounded everyone. It would not be an exaggeration to say that they were going to burn books and humiliate scholars. They could cut people into three with their eyes.
One hundred and sixty dollars.
A woman's mind changes so damn fast!
Lin Chou stiffened his face,
"Considering your...ahem..."
Leng Han frowned,
"My what?"
Lin Chou kicked his legs, spread his hands and looked around with a "you know what" expression.
Before he could speak, the rest of the crowd nodded wildly at the Cold Tyrannosaurus,
"Yeah."
"Lin Chou is right."
"That's exactly what it is."
Well, the guys who watched the excitement for a long time were surprisingly unanimous in their opinions, and they were unanimous to the point of tacit understanding.
With the glorious history of your Cold Tyrannosaurus, go on a blind date?
Hey, stop making trouble...
Leng Han was stunned for a while, then as if he thought of something, he snorted softly, his face instantly turned red and hot,
"You are the only one who talks a lot!"
He gave Lin Chou a punch and ran away quickly.
Only Sikong looked like he saw a ghost,
"Damn it, what happened just now? This is too much to be understood and cannot be explained in words. At least consider the feelings of the onlookers who don't know the truth and the students who don't understand the full score. Hey! Lin Chou, what do you mean?
I'll explain..."
Master Shan patted Sikong on the shoulder with great pity,
"You are too young."
"???"
"Let's put it this way, if this hadn't happened today and I told you that I ran into the Cold Tyrannosaurus on a blind date, what would you think?"
"What the hell! It's impossible!"
"What if it's true?"
Sikong thought about it very seriously.
"Even if we go there carrying an explosion-proof shield, I think my blind date will definitely not survive a meal."
"Isn't this the end..."
Potted plants are ignorant,
"But...it doesn't matter whether Brother Chou is angry or not. According to the routine of romantic dramas, Brother Chou should be so distraught that he would be so angry that he would kill and bleed..."
"What a mess,"
Master Shan spread his hands,
"Then Lin Zi, you can tell yourself..."
Lin Chou scratched his head and smiled, his expression quite vulgar.
"I'm going to wipe it, but you said so."
"Momojiji is like a girl."
"I know!"
After Qin Wuyong looked around to make sure that Leng Han was not there,
"Have you forgotten Lieutenant General Leng's unique secret technique of family planning?"
"Since then, I have always felt that Leng Han followed a male organism and said a few words for the sake of family planning and eliminating harm for the people. Of course, the main reason was family planning, which told me that I am not alone."
"..."
"+1"
"On the top floor."
"Damn it, it's a bit unreasonable."
Everyone went to the shore, and then Song Zhiyuan remembered that his son seemed to have never shown up.
"Son? Qingyun? Where have you gone?"
Song Qingyun limped out of the ruins, baring his teeth as he walked.
"Hiss...it hurts...Dad...I seem to be having trouble with my brain...The person who hit me just now...is he really a first-order person?"
Song Zhiyuan patted his son on the shoulder,
"Little bastard, you did a good job this time. Did your mother teach you this plot of crying out loud and killing people and leaving blood everywhere? Hey, my wife is so fucking talented... The Leng family owes
It happened to our family once, hahaha... By the way, just do as I said later. You pack up and go to Mingguang Garrison to train for a few years and then come back. I have already made an agreement with Mingguang. Remember to look for it if you have nothing to do.
Prince Leng wants to chat, drink tea or something, it’s best to go three times a day!”
Eh??
Song Qingyun said resentfully,
"Dad... shouldn't you be concerned about your own son's injury... No, why do I feel that you are not surprised at all when this happens... and you don't look angry at all! On the contrary, you seem to be very happy.
..."
Song Zhiyuan had no intention of paying attention to him, and walked away leisurely with his hands behind his back.
He still held half a piece of paper in his hand, which was written in small capital letters:
"My son Zhiyuan, the relationship between Leng Han and Lin Chou is confirmed to be true. The information provider Xu Yin, son of Xu Wenqiang... acted according to the plan. No matter what the result is, the Leng family will naturally be in the wrong. Prince Leng will definitely treat me a hundred years from now. Song Family Network
Keep an open mind and never forget, don't let Yun'er know any news, you can only fail, not succeed!"
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and the one who performs the best is naturally the one who takes the script seriously.
Although there were some differences between the script and reality and there were minor accidents, who would have expected that it would get twice the result with half the effort.
Song Zhiyuan's little abacus crackled loudly, and his heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.
Hey, he doesn’t know how capable the Song family is?
I want to hook up with Prince Leng, who is a high-ranking figure in the black army. Regardless of whether Prince Leng agrees or not, he thinks that everyone else is deaf and blind.
It’s just Qingyun, my son, who has suffered so much for you...