Chapter six hundred and seventy-ninth useless brother's mind
Su Yourong ate loudly, while squeezing the little meat around her waist with her hands, she said distressedly,
"Oh my god, here in Shihu, my great luck in losing weight in this life will be in vain. It is impossible to lose weight!"
Lin Chou said funnyly,
"Oh, so you're losing weight?"
Su Yourong put down the spoon, stood up and jumped twice,
"Shihu, look, look, look, the flesh on your waist is about to fall off~"
While Wu Ke was devouring his food, he did not forget to raise his head to make up for it.
"Yeah, yeah, it's fallen. It's fallen. The nine-story waist tower will collapse someday. Apex 23S. The fastest update."
"Nine percent yao tower?"
Su Yourong looked at her waist and then at Wu Ke, and suddenly realized something.
The little girl almost burst into tears,
"Shihu, he, he, he, this person is good or bad!"
Su Yourong actually has very thin arms and legs, and her snow-white skin makes her look pitifully weak. At most, at this age, she still has some traces of baby fat, and her little face looks chubby. In fact,
It has nothing to do with the word fat.
"Bad, simply too bad."
Lin Chou nodded with a straight face,
“You actually have the audacity to personally attack my boss’s employees.”
Wu Ke rarely became brave,
"Suck it...how are you doing?"
"No, you have Rong?"
"Yeah, Shihu, I'm here~"
"You don't need to tell me next time when some big shot from the Research Institute named Wu orders food. You know, I'm very busy and I can't handle it."
"Okay, okay!"
Wu Ke suddenly felt weak,
"Don't, don't mention it. If you don't go hungry for a meal, you will lose me!"
A long laugh came from outside the door,
“If you don’t have it, how can you lose it~”
The speaker was Mr. Shan. He approached the dining room and
"Hey, Lin Zi, you just ran away. We wandered on the sea all night again. The waves are so big that mother earth is safe. The sea is definitely the stepmother. Tsk, what delicious food is there?
Give me a bowl too."
Lin Chou glanced at him,
"I said Master Shan, do you have nothing else to do?"
Huang Dashan scratched his head,
"Ahem, cough, stay a few more days. Anyway, you can go back to the Nightmare Passage at any time. Luan Shanyi comes and holds out his hand for food and opens his mouth. It's good, but I always feel that it's a little less interesting. I'm looking at the familiar old man here.
Go out on a mission and chat with them, this is life!"
"Let me tell you, Lin Zi, a life like that of Lafayette is really not for human beings. I feel like I'm going to get rusty if I stay in Luanshan all the time. It's better here, it's better here! But when they didn't come, I was still there
Can I secretly go for a walk in the wilderness to get a feeling? Now...I can't go out anyway. It will be spring when I cure my mental illness and can drink. Grandma also said, I am the best now.
What is needed is to cultivate your character and abstain from alcohol and sex, emmm..."
Lin Chou suddenly grasped the key point,
"Huh? Abstinence is the reason why you didn't leave, hahaha, but... I heard that Her Majesty the Queen has three thousand beauties in the harem. You, the old man, have left the palace without permission at such a young age, so you are not afraid of anyone taking the opportunity to compete for your favor.
?”
"I want to see who dares?" Mr. Shan's nose is not a nose or an eye, "Ahem, don't you know what that is? Those guys have already chopped it down, and now the grass on the grave is three feet high."
Oops, he actually acquiesced in the word "fighting for favor"!
"Whose grave has grass three feet high?" Sikong wandered in with a pale face, "If I run like this again, I will be buried. Mmp, it was a wise choice not to go on the cruise ship when I bought it.
, Heichenhai is really unfriendly to us."
Lin Chou walked to the door and waved as if he was remembering something. The shovel that was thrown at the place where the sea stone flowers grew flew back whistling in the firelight.
"Next time you go out to sea and want to return to the city quickly, you can carry the shovel and tie yourself up with a chain. You can get home in no more than two seconds."
"..."
Sikong looked at the "line of fire" that had not dissipated along the road and penetrated the sky when the shovel returned. The muscles on his face were trembling with anger. After "getting home", there wouldn't even be a few ashes left.
"I said, just leave me and die!"
Then, Sikong smiled strangely and took a small pink plastic square box from Shisan's hand.
"Here, Brother Wuyong went live. This is what he repeatedly asked me to hand over to you."
Lin Chou reached out and took it, shaking it.
"What the hell is this?"
I opened the powder box and found that it contained a CD.
Well, it's the kind of disc left over from before the Cataclysm, which requires a special machine to play it.
There is a line of words written in crimson font on the CD: "Thirty-Six Styles of Love: To Friends Whose Emotional Quotient - Sin Is About to Return to Zero."
Lin Chou was speechless,
"Is he serious?!"
I still have some expectations for this product.
Why are you so shameless? Why don't you think about it? How many people can look directly at their own shortcomings without fear like me?
Sikong shrugged,
"I think it suits you very well. If you look at this explanation, it's very essence. The Thirty-six Styles of Love are not the Thirty-Six Strategies or the Thirty-Six Methods. As for why, you understand~!"
There was a smaller square box next to the disc, and what was inside made Lin Chou quite puzzled.
"This is...?"
"This is the most important thing!"
Sikong slapped his thigh and started talking non-stop,
"Hey, buddy, you made money. Did you know that this is the most sought-after rare thing in the industry more than 200 years ago? Mr. Kato's scale figure! One to one life size, made of polyvinyl chloride, pure titanium alloy metal coating
The layers are guaranteed to never rust, and the weight difference from the real person is no more than 0.01 grams. It is said that only 1888 sets were released in the world at that time, and now it is even more unique. If you buy it, you will make money, not 998 or 98. Teacher Qin said goodbye with tears
A unique collection, a huge gift! Yes, you heard it right, it’s given to you for free!”
Su Yourong poked the hand curiously,
"It sounds so precious...Who is Mr. Kato? A full-scale figure? But this only has one hand..."
Sikong raised his eyebrows,
"Yes, that's why it's called 'hand' work!"
Lin Chou immediately woke up from his stupor, threw the hand back into the box in a hurry, and said through gritted teeth,
“Those named ‘Death’ and those named Qin, I’m going to treat you cruelly!”
Sikong said it didn't matter, just enjoying himself whispering and winking to Shanye Wu Ke.
Su Yourong pouted and said,
"Shihu, someone gave you a gift, are you unhappy?"
Lin Chou couldn't explain what this hand meant at all.
"Happy! I'm so happy! Special! Happy!"
Su Yourong blinked her big eyes and comforted,
"Actually, that hand doesn't look good at all. It's full of wrinkles. If you don't like it, forget it. Even if you throw it away secretly, don't let him know."
"..."
I will pretend that your little girl never said this.
Shanye clicked his tongue,
"Now, don't blame those who don't know. You have a capacity. You should have due respect for the predecessors and sages. This hand is not an ordinary hand. You can see the secrets of the sky by looking at it by day. You can understand the truth by looking at it at night. You can understand it by looking at it under the bed.
It's called hands, it's called looking at the bed...
"Bang!"
"Oh shit!"
Shan Ye was dripping with cold sweat and took the pan off his face, grimacing in pain.
Lin Chou's face was expressionless,
"Say it, keep talking!"
"Ahem...that, actually Grandpa Dashan, I want to say that minors are not allowed to watch this chapter, please cooperate."