"Brother Chest, Wu Ke at Station B, do you want to know more about me?"
Wu Ke looked confused,
"???"
So Master Shan was lonely again, so lonely that it couldn't be described in a few simple words. Summit 23S.
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Sikong opened his mouth and said,
"This guy often makes mistakes. He says weird and weird things about gay that no one understands. Just ignore them."
Prince Huang touched the green stubble on his scalp.
"Oh, you are jealous of your grandpa Dashan, who is rich in learning, six cars, and nine tricks high. His knowledge is boundless and profound! Jealousy can't make you happy, and it can't make you grow either. Only by learning can you live to be old. What you need
It's hard work, not crazy jealousy, you know, young man?"
Sikong's bad temper came up at that time,
"Me? Sikong! Jealous?!"
"Thirteen!"
Thirteen suddenly appeared in the crowd, bowed and presented a thick stack of cards with both hands, "Master!"
Thirteen will always know what props his master needs without asking, something even the best prop team cannot tell.
Sikong took the card and threw it on the table.
"Comrade Huang Dashan, who has endless knowledge and profound knowledge, there are sixteen ancient book libraries in Mingguang Base City, and the top fourteen and a half of them are already under my name. Do you know? What you call knowledge is all based on my method.
Waikaien allows all ordinary people to learn for free. Believe it or not, if you give me a verbal order, you will have to pay by the hour if you want to check what is in your mind? You! I’m afraid you don’t know anything about the power of RMB players!!"
Mr. Shan stared at the glittering certificate card on the table for a while.
"Hey...Isn't there still one and a half rooms that are not yours..."
Sikong smiled very charmingly,
"Oh, that room and a half are all newly researched knowledge points after the catastrophe. You can learn whatever you want. There is no patent on that stuff."
"...How can such an operation be possible??"
Mr. Sikong crossed his legs and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his face full of hypocritical sadness.
"Knowledge is as vast as the starry sky, but I can't use vulgar money to measure it. I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed!"
Wu Ke raised his hand to speak,
"Master Shan, what Sikong said is true. Of the remaining one and a half libraries that record all the knowledge after the catastrophe, one is under the name of the garrison, and the other half is under the name of the Scientific Research Institute. Even the Scientific Research Institute itself
To access the more important knowledge and records before the catastrophe, you need to obtain the consent of the consortium under Sikong's name. If you offend him, if he really makes such a rule...then you will be a sinner for the ages!
"
Mr. Shan was speechless, mmp, this is unreasonable, "The production committee and the top management of the base city will let such a thing happen??"
Sikong said calmly,
"Knowledge is precious, it's not just talk. We, the Sikong family, are responsible for letting you know why knowledge is so precious! Otherwise, why do you think this young master is so rich?!"
Lin Chou blinked,
"So do we know some big secret? Should we continue to call you Sikong from now on, or should we call you Goddess of Wisdom?"
Sikong shook his clothes,
"I am still very low-key. Although sentences like 'The stranger is like jade, the young man is unparalleled' were born for me, but you don't mind too much. Low-key is my greatest advantage. So what?
, All my dear friends, please be safe, there is no need to pay homage with such great ceremony."
"Bah... Shengjing disease, if you want to be shameless, look at who is saluting..."
Sikong pointed at the door,
"Well, that's it!"
A few people took a look and realized, good guys, there is really one person who can't bear the gift of prostrating himself!
The person who came was scratching the doorstep, his face covered in black ashes and his body covered with burning blue flames. He was extremely conscientious. Did he want to express that the funds were burning? Or what?
The man stretched out his trembling hand, leaving only jagged bones in his arm. His hoarse voice rolled down from his throat, which was about to be burned to coke.
"Help..."
The sorcerer was stunned,
"Holy shit...is this a skeleton soldier or a flame demon? How did he appear...Besides me, is there anyone else who can apparate?? This sequela is too weird! Where did the lower body of my buddy go?"
Lin Chou was startled,
"Who's coming... to save this person? Find his two legs first, don't let the four dogs take him away. Also, who has the magic plant essence on him? Credit first!"
After a lot of fussing and talking, this man's life was finally saved.
Lin Chou told him with a sad face,
"Unfortunately, we didn't find two legs and half of your butt."
The man's eyes had long been blind. He waved his hands hurriedly, and finally held Lin Chou's arm tightly.
"No, it's not important. I'm mentally prepared... Yamashita, Yamashita! Save them!!"
Sikong waved his hand, and Shisan immediately led the people down the mountain.
Lin Chou continued to grieve,
"And your bill might be a little long!"
"???"
Lin Chou said,
"In addition to using up a whole bottle of second-level magic plant essence, I also got you several large bowls of precious jellyfish soup, which will be very helpful for your legs to grow back in the future, but in terms of price...
The second-level magic plant essence is slightly more expensive by a few digits."
"Black...black shop..."
The man belched and fainted.
Lin Chou whispered,
"Why is this man like this! Wait... isn't he blind? How do you know I am a black shop?"
"Who asked you to name the dishes just now?"
Master Shan looked at the second-order mutant who was dressed in ordinary clothes and couldn't help but sigh in sympathy.
"No matter who encounters this situation, fainting is the best option."
Lin Chou was unhappy,
"What do you mean? Do you know how much jellyfish stock I used in order to make it possible for him to stand up again? Those are the essence parts!"
"Ahem."
"Jellyfish...and...the essence part??"
After a while, Thirteen pushed the people below and even the car up,
"Sir, they were attacked by some kind of strange beast... It was a bit miserable. All the eleven people in the car were fused together by the high-temperature flames with their bones and molten metal. There were six people with weak physical strength and vitality.
The other five people have been confirmed dead for more than 15 hours and we still can't think of a way to 'peel' them out of the car."
He said and pointed to the guy lying on the table,
"This guy must be the driver. He cut off his leg himself. We found his leg under the steering wheel, but it's impossible to reattach it."
Shanye was slurping and staring,
“The car has melted, can you still drive it back??”
Thirteen scratched his head,
"I don't know about that... Anyway, I did drive back..."
Several people quickly went out to check.
The warlock opened the car door and took a look inside, then turned back and said to Lin Chou,
"I think the medical level in the base city may not have such advanced technology to perform this kind of human-vehicle separation surgery."
Lin Chou looked at the metal pile in front of him that was about to melt into a metal ball.
"Well...it seems like it's not good if the vitality is too strong..."
Wu Ke was almost scared to death.
"Mmp, I will definitely have a nightmare tonight."
Various facilities in the car no longer exist, leaving only a cavity, the bottom of which has melted into a vague mass of metal solidification. Eleven somewhat unremarkable human-shaped objects are just lying on this pool of melted and solidified metal.
Among the things, at least half of the body is "submerged" in it.
Huang Dashan stared at one of the guys whose face had been burned to the point where only black bones were left, but he still opened and closed his mouth, a black hole with no tongue and teeth, and tried to breathe hard, and said,
"I think they need the help of Cold Tyrannosaurus. Why does this guy's bone shape look familiar??"
"Damn it, you recognize this too?!"
Master Shan said of course,
"Confucius once said: I can recognize you even if you turn into ashes! Do you think it's just talk? I haven't reached the full level of this skill, but I can still recognize bones without any problem."
"I admire you!"
This hunter's situation is pretty good. He should be the strongest. At least he can still be seen as a human. As for the other guys... it's very difficult.
Sikong Road,
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and save people!"
Master Shan spread his hands,
"How to save them? Dig them out? Are you kidding me? They are all fused with metal. If they have enough vitality to dig them out, they will inevitably become crazy from the pain, right?"
Lord Shan doesn’t care,
"Don't be nervous. These guys didn't die when they were grilled, and they definitely won't die now. I think we'll do a personal car separation surgery on them after the Cold Tyrannosaurus comes. It's safe, painless, and has no toxic side effects. Let's not be blind."
Damn it... Speaking of Linzi, do you have any nutrition packages that don't need to go through the digestive system? Give them one. I'm afraid they will eat themselves. If they don't get burned to death, they will starve to death. That would be fun.
Big."
Lin Chou smoothly carried the pig blood soup pot out, holding a spoon and saying,
"Yes, yes, the question is, tell me where their mouths are??"
"..."
After Mr. Shan notified the base city and conveyed the urgent need for Lieutenant General Leng to save the situation, everyone gathered around the car.
"It's unbelievable. How did this get burned? Did they go racing at the Qinshan Crematorium?"
"Don't talk nonsense. I think you don't pay attention to car maintenance. Off-road vehicles have weak protection!"
"Why does this model look like the standard wilderness tank of the garrison?"
"It seems really..."
The one who fainted just now woke up and said relatively calmly,
"We are the fifth team of the 32nd detachment of the 97th detachment of the second hunting brigade of the garrison, captain Deng Yuan."
Huang Dashan slapped his forehead,
"Damn it, I was just saying, does that skull look familiar? It turns out to be this guy! Last time he said he was going to trouble me and as soon as he turned around, he lost all faith. I didn't expect that this meeting would be full of surprises in life."
"Deng Yuan?"
Lin Chou smacked his lips and said,
"It seems... it sounds familiar... Wait a minute, isn't this the one who was promoted to the third level when I was at the zombie shooting range!"
At that time, our boss Lin was still a young and energetic trader, oh no, a keyboard warrior, the kind who was cynical and scolded everyone who disliked him.
"Okay, so we're still old acquaintances?"
Master Shan rolled his eyes,
"If I had known it was this guy, I wouldn't have bothered to feed him pig blood soup. At that time, our Lord Deng Yuan was making harsh words to cause trouble for me and Lin Zi. Well... the cause seems to be the relationship between Lin Chou and Lao Xue
A competition? After all, this guy broke ranks in Jiushan Palace, and Jiushan Palace is kind to him."
Lin Chou shrugged,
"You also asked me to do this, but then for some reason there was no movement."
The skull with two legs and half of its butt missing said tremblingly,
"You are talking about this now...are you trying to take the opportunity to take revenge..."
Sikong twitched his eyelids,
"Brother, did you really not think twice before saying this?"
"..."
Master Shan asked, "By the way, what happened to you? Didn't it happen while racing in the crematorium?"
The man almost burst into tears,
"Brother, we really didn't do anything! The base city sent many official hunting teams to investigate the movements of strange animals, but we found nothing. When we passed by the sinkhole on the way back... You may not believe it, but we were
A chicken attacked."
Everyone looked at Huang Dashan together.
Master Shan was confused,
"Damn it, don't look at me. Those two little brats of mine are sitting on top of my head. If I grow my hair, they will definitely have to make a nest for me. It can't be these two little brats."
The man continued,
"A chicken that's fifteen meters tall and has golden fur that hasn't faded yet... I didn't pay attention and bumped into its leg. As a result, it was hit by a big fireball. That's what happened."
..”
As he said this, the guy burst into tears and burst into tears. He was so miserable that he cried and burped again.
I'm afraid I can't stand this stimulation anymore.
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"The chicken he was talking about couldn't be the one we met, right?"
Thinking about the indelible psychological trauma left to several fifth- and sixth-level bosses, it seems that even the attack methods are exactly the same!
Shan Ye suddenly trembled,
"That one? It also ran out for a walk? And was hit by them? Who can't be messed with... Judging from my experience in surviving in the wilderness, that one is definitely a chicken that can destroy the world."
Sikong's mentality is empty,
"I can't afford to offend anyone anyway, so who cares!"
"Live in the moment, you know!!"
Speak in a serious tone.
Lin Chou rubbed his forehead with a headache. This sinkhole was probably going to be a real sinkhole.
What's even more confusing is that it seems that he himself has an unclear relationship with Tiankeng. Lin Chou's eyes fell on the big-breasted sister with a beautiful face and a silver-haired lolita.
The big-breasted lady’s eyes were extremely upright, and she expressed something without any scruples:
"who I am?
where am I?
Where do I come from?
Where am I going?”
mmp, they are all sinkholes that cannot be filled!
"Master Shan, what do you say from the base city?"
Shanye said,
"Ahem, they said they can't contact Leng Han at the moment. He should be still in the foggy nightmare area. They want us to wait. The garrison has already sent people over. I think sending people is of no use."
The warlock suddenly stood up and said,
"How about I try?"
"you??"
"Yes, the fire of evil energy burns everything into nothingness, and it has no temperature. As long as you are careful, you can 'peel' them out completely without any accidents."
Several people looked at each other, but no one dared to say anything.
You? No accident? Haha!
"Well... I think the garrison is quite reliable..."