The warlock listened very seriously (in order to ensure that Lin Chou could feel his seriousness, Lin Chou nodded every time the warlock said something, but there was no expression on his face...well, he didn't even have a face!).
Lin Chou's explanation and his doubts were raised appropriately,
"Grinding crotch meat? It's quite vivid...it turns out that cows also grind crotch meat. I always thought it was a patent for sheep. Vertex 23S. The fastest update"
Lin Chou is almost famous for his unparalleled ability to beep when cooking. It's rare for someone to listen to his nagging and yet be so professional.
For a moment, Lin Chou suddenly felt the urge to spend a high salary of 200...er, 20 points a month to hire a few professional caregivers.
"The crotch meat refers to a specific part, also called braised steak. Take the crotch meat of the beef, for example. It has slightly thin ribs on the edge and is heavier in color than normal beef, showing cherry red or silver color.
The red color is like the color of meat after it has been simmered in and matured. The darker part is very like obsidian, which is very beautiful. The texture is fine and almost textureless, and the white fat snowflake pattern cannot be seen. When the fascia on the edge is removed
After that, you can find that the surface of the flesh is actually full of luster, much like a huge, unparalleled gem!"
As he spoke, he skillfully sliced 0.3 cm thick long slices of meat from the two pieces of crotch meat. The strips of meat under the slices were still trembling slightly, as if the piece of meat was still alive.
The magician said,
"Can you still move?"
Lin Chou nodded,
"Lei Niu is one of the alien beasts with extremely strong vitality. It's not surprising that its muscles are still active. Think about how difficult it is for hunters to hunt Lei Niu. The recovery ability of this thing after being injured is very important to evolutionaries of the same level.
It can be called a despair level."
Mix clear oil and sesame oil in a ratio of 7:1, add soy sauce, freshly chopped deviled pepper, a little minced green onion, and a little minced chili pepper to create a very refreshing dipping water.
Spread the beef slices flat on the plate, dip the brush into the seasoning and brush it lightly.
"Try it first."
"Ah woo..."
The warlock waved his hand, and the gray fog suddenly thickened, transforming into a huge fist in front of him, with his thumb raised,
"Thumbs up!"
Lin Chou asked curiously,
"You...can really taste...you don't even have a tongue..."
The warlock paused,
"It's different, it's different. My sensory organs are more sensitive than most material creatures. The principle of this thing is actually very complicated to explain. If you don't even have the pleasure of tasting food, what's the point of living? You need to know the basics of food, clothing, housing, transportation, and food."
But it’s number one.”
"!"
Lin Chou suddenly felt as if he had met a close friend.
Gungun was already impatient, pointing at the meat on the chopping board and his own mouth.
"Ouch, ow?"
Lin Chou was helpless and moved his sword like flying.
After "shuashuashua", two pieces of meat were sliced, and he had to add another basin of water for Gungan to soak the meat slices. So Gungan sat down and enjoyed it slowly with satisfaction.
Poor Si Gouzi watched helplessly as Boss Gungun walked away, and turned his faint eyes to Lin Chou.
"Well..."
Lin Chou threw Si Gouzi a thigh bone,
"Here!"
Si Gouzi was immediately overjoyed!
Warlock,
"Uh...this difference in treatment...is a bit too obvious..."
Lin Chou said,
"With different psychological expectations, the way of satisfaction is naturally different. Technically speaking, if I give it a piece of sirloin steak or a meatless thigh bone, its level of happiness will be the same. It may even feel that the bigger the bone, the happier it will be."
.”
Damn it, it’s just feeding a dog, does it even fall into the realm of psychology?
When he said this, the fur ball popped out of Lin Chou's pocket and instantly turned into a sphere over one meter high. It jumped away like a "ton, ton, ton, ton, ton."
This is the first time it has been so active since the last time Lin Chou shot a certain virtual beast with an arrow, and the fur ball and Lin Chou were almost exploded when they received support at the same time.
Lin Chou shouted,
"Qiuqiu, why don't you beat the cow to get blood?"
Drinking too much white wine will make the beer clear, and drinking too much beer will make the red wine clear. Lin Chou feels that the principles are universal.
It's a pity that Maoqiu jumped even faster when he heard the words "ton ton ton ton ton ton".
In the distance, there was a horrified moo from classmate Mao Niu. Finally, a big boss came out to make the decision for Niu. That two-legged guy killed Niu. I was scared to death!!
Lin Chou ignored him. He also wanted to taste the raw skewers. Since there were only two of them, the steps of making the skewers were omitted.
A thin slice of meat can be said to be crystal clear, especially when it is filled with dipping sauces. The oil softens the texture of the meat. The green of chopped coriander and green onion, the red of chili pepper and the black color of paste chili pepper are dotted on the meat slice.
Even without the smoothness of raw egg liquid, it can bring an extremely delicate feeling to the tip of the tongue.
In fact, the fixed combination of raw skewers still requires sterilized eggs, which are said to taste more fresh and sweet.
From the beginning to the end of the mouth of a thin piece of meat, the texture and taste are exactly the same without any difference.
In addition to the pure meaty aroma, there is also a hint of sweet raw flavor mixed in. Most people cannot accept this taste, but once they adapt to its flavor, the sense of satisfaction is unmatched by cooked food.
The fishy taste may be more able to satisfy human beings' most primitive animal desires (uh, why does it sound weird).
When chewing, the sweetness of the meat is amplified hundreds or thousands of times by the mixture of clear oil and sesame oil. The bundles of beef fibers are slightly elastic and soft, and then they seem to explode in the mouth. The meat juice is rich, sweet and luscious.
, the aromas of various ingredients are intertwined, the original and wildest collision of protein and plants, the spiciness fills the air and makes the mouth numb, but at this time, the mouth can better appreciate the sweetness brought by the fresh meat.
Lin Chou couldn't help but admire,
"It is indeed great beef. I guarantee that even cattle that were specially raised by special methods before the catastrophe would never be able to achieve this taste."
The warlock scratched his head,
"Before the catastrophe? I still think our current life is comfortable. If I were thrown back, I would probably be sliced and electrocuted more than 10,000 times a day, right?"
Lin Chou said quietly,
"At that time, there was no origin. You will be just an ordinary person when you go back."
The warlock flicked his sleeves,
"Who said I relied on my origin? I don't know whether my...pure magic or magic has scientific basis. We are in the technical stream!"
"..."
The two of them exchanged words with each other, and soon they had eaten about fifty kilograms of beef.
The warlock patted his belly,
"Barely, half full."
Lin Chou stared at him,
"You ate a whole table of food and added thirty kilograms of beef before you were half full?"
The warlock stretched out an illusory finger,
"Wait, 3-2-1!"
Then he spread his hands very innocently,
"Okay, I'm hungry again..."
Lin Chou is absolutely stunned!
The warlock waved his hand calmly,
"I just like the life of you material creatures. You can eat a full meal and not be hungry for three days. It makes sense that we warlocks also exist in the main material world. I have never experienced what it feels like to be full."
"Maybe there's a black hole in your stomach."
The warlock waved his hand,
"At most, it is a small Ark reactor. Theoretically, the conversion rate of matter into energy state can reach 99.8%."
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows, his expression was very gossipy,
"So you have to go to the toilet too? Will you be constipated?!"
"Depend on!!"
The warlock slapped the table,
"A guy from the Research Institute asked the same question last time. Do you know what happened to him afterwards?"
"..."
The warlock used gray mist to draw a huge smiling face,
"I turned it into a sheep and threw it into a sheepfold and kept it for three days. Except for it, there were only males in the sheepfold."
"Wait a minute...the man and the woman..."
The warlock thought for a moment,
"It's a ram created by the magic of sheep. Where can I find a ram?"
"Damn it, there is such an unreasonable spell?!"
The warlock said of course,
"It's just a basic operation. Don't worry. The warlock's sheep-transformation technique does not belong to the transformation system but to the curse system. It is useless at all levels. Anyone who comes will have to be lucky in front of it."
Lin Chou asked mysteriously,
"What are the odds?"
The warlock pinched his chin,
"One hundred and one percent!"
Lin Chou almost rolled his eyes out,
"Who are you bluffing?"
The warlock spread his hands and described the skill description in a very serious tone.
"Ordinary Sheep Transformation: 100% chance of turning the opponent's unit into a pure white sheep that is kind and lawful. It can only bleat and has no ability to resist. It lasts for three seconds and will be destroyed immediately if it is attacked once.
Critical hit sheep transformation: 1% chance of turning the opponent's unit into a kind and lawful pure white sheep, which can only bleat and have no ability to resist, lasting for three days."
Lin Chou was speechless because he found the key point,
"The last sentence is just... gone?! Which online game has such a critical attack method? Doesn't it make sense?"
The sorcerer spoke earnestly,
"Life is not a game. There is no resurrection point or return talisman. My attitude is very strict."
"..."
So is it because I am not rigorous enough?
The magician said,
"Okay, this kind of thing has no practical use. It can only be regarded as a low-level trick for a warlock. The skill cooldown is long. Besides, I will definitely not use it on you. Don't worry if you encounter the enemy.
Warlock, if I weren't there, emmmm, I would suggest: run, run, run, don't look back!"
Lin Chou thought to himself that there is only one sorcerer in Mingguang anyway.
"What is the cooldown of that skill...?"
"Three seconds."
"puff!"
(Mad, coach, I want to learn this!!)
There was a crisp crackling sound behind Lin Chou. It was his different kind of fireworks... Well, it was completely different from the general public. It was the last stubbornness of a very fucked up system holder.
.
Everyone around mad looks like the protagonist in it. He only has a broken system that doesn't need Bilian and has no sense of existence. Can there be a host in this world who is more miserable than this handsome man?
!
The warlock finished eating without skipping a beat, picked up the bag and said,
"I'm looking for Sanhuang. This bag of bugs is still waiting to honor it. I don't know if the old man is busy. I said that Master Sanhuang's harem is a bit short of beauties. When will little Sanhuang be hatched?
Hehe, when the time comes to eat crock pot chicken, one on each right hand and one on the shoulder can squat on one's head and hold one on the head. It will be so exciting. I have always envied the Prince of the Mountain!"
Lin Chou silently took out the card given by Master Shan and swiped the six-digit number back. Then he felt a little bit more comfortable. Then something happened that made him feel more comfortable!
Chen Qingyu poked his head at the door frame.
"Um...that female Terminator isn't there?!"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Leng Han? Oh, she has returned to the sea long ago."
Chen Qingyu shook his head crazily and made a huge gesture,
"No, it's not, it's this shape!"
Lin Chou understood,
"Oh, you mean Chi, she's washing the dishes in the back, you're looking for her? Chi..."
"Don't shout! Don't look for me!!"
Chen Qingyu said with fear,
"Forget it, I'd better go...it's too dangerous..."
Lin Chou raised her eyelids,
"After all, our big-breasted sister is also your savior. Didn't she have her ribs reattached for you? She didn't even care about you stealing the bamboo shoots from the Blood God. You guys are too petty!"
Chen Qingyu called out to Chong Tian Qu and burst into tears.
"Have you ever seen the first aid method of tearing a person open with a sharp stab just to pick up a few ribs? I..."
"Isn't she also afraid that your ribs will puncture your internal organs? All in all, you can't blame her."
Chen Qingyu trembled,
"I don't dare...I don't blame...I'm just a little afraid of pain..."
This child has quite a serious mental disorder.
Lin Chou made a suggestion,
"How about some wine to slow things down first?"
Chen Qingyu nodded and sat down on the stool.
"After all, my wife is not here, so I have to drink something to survive the catastrophe. I will be lucky in the future."
"Huh? She won't eat today?"
Chen Qingyu was resentful,
"The auction said they had the skin of a fourth-level alienated squirrel or mouse. She happened to be short of a scarf, and she went on a prodigal... shopping trip!"
Anyway, there was no one else except Chen Qingyu. After all the dishes he ordered were served, Lin Chou asked,
"I heard that a large octopus with a length of several hundred meters was found in the Black Sea. I have seen jellyfish, but I have never seen an octopus that big. Have you people from the Black Army seen it?"
"Why?" Chen Qingyu thought for a while, "There are some outside the coastal defense line, but they are very rare. Why do you ask?"
Lin Chou waved his shovel,
"Teppanyaki! Think about hundreds of meters long octopus legs sprinkled with cumin, peppercorns and chili barbecue sauce, sizzling on the iron plate, how exciting it is!"
Chen Qingyu choked for a moment, unable to understand Lin Chou's thinking.
"Then... are they cooked well... Those things are very fierce. Nothing in the sea can rival them, not even those humpback whales."
"That's fine. I'll try my luck there another day. What's the approximate level?"
Chen Qingyu said,
"I don't know. Second level? Third level to sixth level? It's probably all there."
Lin Chou was satisfied,
"Oh, by the way, there was a guy from the Black Army who came here before. He said he was a good friend with you, but he didn't meet you twice after coming here."
"Black Army? Who..."
"His name is Song Qingyun."
Chen Qingyu stood up loudly,
"Damn it, this guy is here too? Where is he?"
Lin Chou twitched the corner of his mouth,
"The fish is salted and waiting to be dried."
"???"
"Oh, I'll probably be back soon."
Chen Qingyu poured himself a glass of wine and sneered uncertainly,
"Good fellow, there is a road to heaven but if you don't take it, there is no door to hell and you break in. I will be waiting for you here today!"