It happened that there was a group of hunters sitting directly under Lin Chou's private room.
"I'm sorry, do you really have enough money to buy this kind of thing?"
"Stop your fucking nonsense. Your mother, Xipi, wants the whole world to hear that I'm talking bad about people behind their backs. Is it easy to mess with someone who casually spends hundreds of thousands of people filming this kind of thing?"
Can you believe it if millions of people were thrown away and buried alive in a matter of minutes?"
"You guys know nothing about these rough guys. Powerful guys believe this kind of thing. I also heard that in ancient times, some people would send ships out to sea to find immortals and go up mountains to make elixirs. This... this pile of stones in front of me is real.
Don’t you want people to worry about things that can increase your life span?”
The voices of these guys were so loud that half of the auction house rumbled, and the whole place burst into laughter. Peak 23S.
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Wait a minute, let me figure it out first. Could it be that this is a trick?!
Even Confucius once said:
It's easy to hide if you rob openly, but it's hard to defend yourself if you steal in secret.
Lin Chou felt that his whole body felt better.
Although everything happened so suddenly and without any precaution.
But,
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars just gone!
How can you let me accept it?
Damn it, someone wants to rob me!!
Where is my shovel, where is my fanwei?
I was stunned for a full fifteen seconds, with 998 thoughts running through my mind over and over again, and finally they were condensed into one sentence and blurted out:
"***!"
(It doesn’t matter, it’s just a shielded word. We can use the system language to make a standard explanation, that is: beep beep beep!)
Just when Lin Chou was anxious, scratching his heart, scratching his liver, and bleeding from his heart, Jiang Ruyi almost roared out,
"There is another bidder, this friend with the number 25038, bidding 500,000!!! Oh my God, I have never seen such...ahem, such fierceness since I, Mr. Jiang, presided over the auction.
Competition, you must know that this is the first warm-up item of this auction, with a circulation point of 500,000, are there any distinguished customers who want to bid? I wonder who will win this precious blood coral today..."
Lin Chou's tiger body trembled, and then trembled again and again. It was still trembling before it was over.
"My dear, I have long heard that there is a living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering! Today I finally saw a living Bodhisattva!!"
The tiger's body shook for so long that Lin Chou excitedly threw the number plate out of his hand and hit it on the wall "Pia chirp."
"Oh my god... The noble man who just made 25,001 bids 1.5 million!!! Oh my god, my god, ever since I, Jiang Ruyi, presided over the auction..."
Lin Chou's face was as green as a potted plant.
With difficulty he squeezed out two words:
"I...said..."
This is not over yet.
"Friend of 25038 bids again, three million! That's three million circulation points!!! It seems that this friend is determined to win the blood coral. I wonder if the distinguished guest of 25001 will bid again. I didn't expect our No. 1
The competition for the first lot has reached such an intensity that I already foresee that this will be the most glorious auction event in my career!!"
Lin Chou was completely stunned.
"..."
"who I am?"
"Where am I?"
"Where do I come from?"
"Where am I going?"
...
A very similar scene appeared in another private room, where the number plate 25038 was being used as a fan on the tea table.
"Pah, pah, pah!"
The owner of the license plate roared with anger,
"My dear mother, who can tell me what's going on with the other 25038? Isn't the brand in my hands? The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds. If you participate in an auction, your fucking account will be stolen.
dog?!"
The old servant whose face was swollen into a pig's head hesitated to speak, then gritted his teeth and turned his face away with hatred.
...
Lin Chou walked to the door with a straight face,
"You, come in with me!!"
He called a waitress in.
The waitress with a pitiful face was frightened, while her companion tried his best to give her a look.
"Xixi, take him down!"
"You made a lot of money..."
"Come on, come on, come on, remember the trilogy of flirting that my sister taught you!"
The waitress Xixi felt a combination of expectation + fear (plus).
According to reliable information, it turns out that Nana in the private room was spotted by a young man from a wealthy family. She was a penniless waitress the night before. When everyone saw her the second time, she had already changed her appearance and got into the elegant room.
room and as a distinguished guest.
Of course, there is also a horror version. I heard that these rich, powerful and powerful evolvers are always irritable and cold-blooded. Huahua in the private room No. 6 next door was called in by a very kind-looking young man.
In the private room, when she came out, came out, came out... when she finally came out, all the waitresses in the corridor vomited all their bile.
Xixi raised her head with a slight trembling. This was a trick taught to all sisters by her senior sister. She bent her knees and tightened her abdomen, holding her hands in a quail shape three and a half centimeters above her lower abdomen. She looked up at the man at an angle of seven and a half degrees, and her eyesight should be erratic.
, eyes must not be focused, frown slightly while blinking slowly - slowly - again slowly. It is said that this can increase the chance of flying on the branch and becoming a phoenix by 22% and reduce the chance of being divided into six parts by 30%.
The possibility of moving out of the private room.
In short, Xixi is mentally prepared to face all possibilities.
The voice that becomes slightly hoarse due to fear can arouse the protective desire of male creatures.
"Lin, Mr. Lin...Xixi is here..."
"Hmm~"
Lin Chou's voice was very calm.
It's just that he hugged his knees and huddled on the sofa. He stretched out an injured hand and pointed at the number plate in the corner.
"Well, help me... gently... slowly... pick that thing back up... hold it tight and don't move it!"
"ah?!"
(Xixi: Well, the sitting posture and requirements of rich people are really strange!)
"Your service is too bad, isn't it? The waiters don't even help pick things up?"
After wiping it off, he added another sentence,
"This sense of service is not as good as that of my small restaurant."
"Ah? Ah! Yes, Xixi will go right now..."
Xixi held the number plate in her hand at a loss, and then heard Boss Lin give another instruction,
"Hold it, don't move it, don't move it..."
Xixi began to murmur in her heart, does this boss Lin have some strange hobbies? Then...should I cooperate with him, or resist?
But men should all like to be able to resist, otherwise why not buy an inflatable as a girlfriend? It’s so convenient. I heard that it can be customized according to psychological expectations, including the depth.
So he said aggrievedly,
"Oh~"
Xixi stood there tightly, as if she had stepped on several nails under her feet. The strict training and professionalism had long been forgotten. The more she told herself not to move, the more her body refused to obey and trembled.
Weiwei was swaying, as if he might faint at any time.
Boss Lin didn't know which nerve was connected wrongly, so he suddenly slammed the table and shouted loudly,
"No, you can't stand there!!"
Xixi was so frightened that she almost jumped up and was at a loss as to what she had done wrong.
"Ah...ah?"
"You go forward, stay away from me...yes...keep going...keep going..."
Xixi took two steps cautiously and almost burst into tears.
"Lin, Mr. Lin, please spare me...Xixi is an ordinary person. Her legs will be broken if she jumps from such a high place on the second floor..."
At this time, Jiang Ruyi below roared again,
"My... oh my god... distinguished friend No. 25038... he... got into a fight with himself... ahem... what the hell am I talking about... forgive Jiang for his incoherence
, it is really, really too... shocking, yes, it is shocking! This distinguished friend No. 25038 bids again for a total of 6.5 million circulation points! What does this mean! It is so domineering! Forgive me, I really can’t think about it.
Come up with another adjective, Jiang... cough cough cough... 6.6 million! Another bid... 6.66 million!!"
"Now let's count down three times, three! Two! One! So, let us congratulate our distinguished friend No. 25038 for taking the auspicious number of 6.66 million circulation points for a magical blood coral, congratulations!!"
Jiang Ruyi on the stage took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat on her forehead, put the microphone aside, signaled the waiter to take the blood coral away, and then whispered into the headset,
"Backstage, are these our shills? Are you out of your mind? This is so fucking fake! Are you teasing those people below as fools??"
After half a minute, a man's voice came from the headset,
"This...is not one of ours...the agents we arranged didn't even have time to raise their signs...they were all frightened..."
"What the hell, what happened? A malicious bidding? Who is the owner of No. 25038?"
"Wait a moment... I'll check... Oh, the owner of the number plate is the head of the He family in the Golden Circle, He Zhixiang, wait... Okay... Someone just informed me that the number plate of the He family is in the big hall.
Young Master He He’s hand, it’s probably not a malicious bid... I’ll have someone bring the lot to swipe the card.”
"..."
Lin Chou finally let go of her anxious heart. As soon as she relaxed, she almost collapsed. Mom, she was scared to death.
If this person is really taken advantage of, I might as well hang myself on a noodle beam. More than one million is enough for me to work hard all morning!
Whose money is not blown by the strong wind, but everyone knows:
Sweat drips from the soil, every grain of it is hard work;
Who knew that having lunch on the plate would be the day of hoeing at noon!
emmmm, yes, there is nothing wrong with saying that, you can applaud.
The noise in the auction house gradually subsided, first sparsely, and then the applause was like a sea wave, rising one wave after another, and the surging force could not be increased, accompanied by hoarse cheers.
"good!"
“Awesome awesome!!”
"Please start your performance...Oh no, what a wonderful performance..."
There were boos.
The backstage of the auction house was frantic with anxiety. Jiang Ruyi had no choice but to explain before starting the bidding for the second item,
"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. Our staff has verified that the guest who photographed the blood coral is the eldest son of the He family, He He. The auction price has been settled on the spot. The eldest son He took the photo.
The magic blood coral was created to give Master He a surprise. It’s really a commendable act of filial piety!!”
"puff..."
"Fuck 666."
"Haha, I'm afraid that if the Head of the He family reads the bill of filial piety from the First Master He, the possibility of cerebral hemorrhage on the spot is very, very high!"
Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Jiang Ruyi coughed,
"Then, please let us start the auction of the next lot. For some reasons, our auction order has changed. The final lot, a magical Yiguo, will be auctioned immediately!!"
"This Yi Guo was produced deep in the Ancestor Mountains and was brought back to the base by a hunting team. An identical Yi Guo once appeared in the city. According to the user, after taking it, the evolver improved by one level.
With the above physical strength, he is a fourth-level intermediate, and his physical strength is not inferior to that of a top-level fifth-level combat mutant... Again, Yi Guo is only effective for mutants... This time Yi Guo is only effective for mutants.
There is no reserve price for Guo’s auction, and each bid increase must not be less than 100,000 circulation points!”
The audience was in an uproar, and then fell into an eerie silence.
Lin Chou pouted,
"It's still not advanced. What's there to be excited about?"
Suddenly I saw the waitress Xixi standing there pitifully, facing the audience and standing on the edge of the private room, as if she was jumping down after a disagreement.
"Ahem, um...what's your name..."
Xixi held the number plate in both hands and was wandering in the sky. She trembled when she heard the words.
"Oh...I, my name is Xixi..."
Lin Chou's eyes followed Xixi's movements, fearing that she would accidentally throw the sign downstairs.
Little did he know that this kind of look made Xixi feel a chill in her bones:
Mom, help me, he, his eyes seem to be cutting my flesh, wuwuwu...
A flash of inspiration flashed in Xixi's mind, and she suddenly remembered the initial training content when she was sold to the auction house. Now the specific content of the training has completely become a physical instinct. There are only two words in her memory: obey, and obey without hesitation under any circumstances.
Xixi is lucky. Even though she was sold to an auction house since she was a child, she has no complaints. At least compared to most people, she is lucky. Otherwise, how do you think the Hualiu Lane in Mingguang came about?
She knew very well that the chances of finding a good home in this profession were much greater than others, but it also meant the danger of catastrophe at any time.
The danger comes not only from the distinguished guests they have to serve, but also from the auction house itself.
It is not that rare that someone disappears accidentally and silently.
The behavior of Mr. Lin in front of her reminded her of a strange hobby that she had heard many times. These rich people seemed to call this training?
Lin Chou didn't know that Miss Xixi in front of him was going through an annual drama of love in a revolving door. He organized his words,
"Ahem, what, this number plate...how does it work?"
Xixi lowered her head and bowed softly,
"That's right, Mr. Lin, the rule is that the price will increase once for raising the sign, and the price will also increase for waving the number plate."
Lin Chou pretended to be casual and asked,
"But I just didn't shake it, so I just added one million."
Xixi glanced at Lin Chou cautiously,
"Mr. Lin, No. 1 Auction House considers that when customers are especially emotional about a certain item, they may find it too troublesome to hold up a sign, so they have specially set up a rule that slapping the sign equals a hundredfold increase in price."
“Are you sure everyone knows this weird rule??”
Xixi's eyes were timid, as if she was confused.
"But...the rules are written on the back of the number plate..."
Lin Chou was confused.
Pit! Deep pit! This is definitely a big pit left intentionally for people to jump into!
Xixi asked,
"Mr. Lin...what's wrong with you?"
Lin Chou squeezed out two words from between her teeth,
"fine!"
Xixi suddenly didn't dare to speak.
"Oh, by the way, when will the overturned car be auctioned?"
"The car overturned in order No. 122. Don't you have a list of auction items..."
Lin Chou cried silently. This borrowed number plate was indeed unreliable!