Chapter 713: Presumptuous, this is the time for your first show!
The time is spring, 2:05 pm. Peak 23S.
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An unbridled wild dog crossed half of the base city like a hurricane and rushed out of the main west gate.
Lin Chou carried a shovel and knocked four dogs on the head like crazy.
"I'm going to make you eat other people's cars, I'm going to make you eat other people's cars... It doesn't matter if you eat a car, but you're going to spit out its bones after eating a car? Why did I raise such a fool like you? Eliminate the evidence
Don’t you know?”
Qin Sheng wiped away his sweat,
"Damn it, luckily we came out early and ran quickly...Brother Chou, where are we going?"
The rest of the friends looked excited, including Xia Yu,
"Wow, we're out of town!"
"Wow, this dog is so big!"
"Wow......"
The four dogs plunged into Zushan, Lin Chou said matter-of-factly,
"Spring outing, isn't it meant to be in the wild? My specialty is hunting, so I won't starve you. When the time comes, I can bring two strange beasts back to work, and I'll give you credits. It's all a blessing. By the way,
How long did it take?"
Erhu was a little confused. He swallowed his saliva and reminded carefully,
"Chou, Brother Chou... you seem to have made a mistake... the scope of the spring outing is in the farming and pastoral area in the south of the city... not in the wilderness..."
Lin Chou was stunned,
"Ah? Weren't you talking about outdoor activities? What kind of outdoor activities is there in the south of the city... Ahem, really, then why didn't you say that just now!"
"I ran away too quickly just now...I forgot..."
"How about... let's go back..."
Qin Sheng said excitedly,
"We've come out of the capital, why are we going back? The wilderness, no spring outing has ever been to the wilderness. We have already broken the record. Hehehe, by then, all the others will take back are wild beasts. Let's carry a few strange beasts back.
Oh ho ho ho, that scene is so exciting when you think about it!"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"There are no wild beasts in the south of the city. There are many good things in the Zushan Mountain. Well, Gouzi, find a small stream and the surrounding area is more open. Let's put up the tent first."
When Dasha Lin Chou led a group of children to start working, Qin Sheng's red light "beep" lit up, and then Lao Zhou's voice rang,
"Qin Sheng, Qin Sheng, report your location. The school's positioning system has lost your signal. Can you hear me? Where are you?"
Lin Chou shrugged, Si Gouzi was right next to him, what kind of positioning system could you use to determine the position of this sixth-level Sanshou without attribute suppression?
Qin Sheng rolled his eyes,
"Ah...Teacher, I don't know our specific location. I only know that it is in the west. There is a creek and a hill here. It should be easier to find. Brother Chou and Xia Yu's brother are already setting up the tent.
Yes, we are safe!"
Lao Zhou muttered,
"It's strange. Could it be that the positioning is broken? Mr. Lin, you must pay attention to your safety. I will search around the camp area to see if I can find you..."
After being fooled by Lao Zhou, some of my friends started to let themselves go.
"Hahaha, I finally don't have to look at Lao Zhou's stinky face anymore, haha, Brother Sheng is doing great!"
"But then we can't participate in group games, what should we do?"
"Hey, it's normal to get lost in a place like the south of the city. Besides, the game is also played in groups, okay, okay."
Qin Sheng pointed to the small button-like thing on his chest and said,
"Brother Chou and everyone, please pay attention. When the green light of this thing is on, it is recording. The school will edit the video and show it at some activities. Don't spoil the dish. It will be bad if any flaws are exposed.
..Lao Zhou will also use the intercom device to trick us from time to time, hehe, you know."
Then Qin Sheng rubbed his hands and moved closer to Xia Yu.
"Sister Yu, sister Yu, are you tired, thirsty, or hungry? I have a sleeping bag, salt soda, and compressed biscuits, which one do you want?"
Xia Yu made a sound,
"Brother...forget it, Brother Chou, Brother Chou, what should we have for lunch!!"
Dasha:
"Brother Chou, brother Chou, what should we have for lunch? I'm hungry!!"
Lin Chou was also a little confused. According to Shan Ye's experience in taking care of the little girl in Bai Qiong's first family, the basic operation for brats of this level is that you'd better take them with you no matter what you do, otherwise
If you can't keep it away, you have to cry, make trouble, hang yourself, oh no, file a complaint.
So he is prepared to involve everyone, um, and will focus on participation to the end.
Lin Chou acted like a professional,
"Well, according to my experience, this stream comes from the mountain. I tried the water... Sure enough, the water temperature is very low and the water quality is very clear. This stream will not be very long, which means
The possibility of finding big fish is very small, but the possibility of the surrounding beasts coming here to drink water is very high. We are now halfway up the mountain, and there are rocks everywhere. It is too empty around here, and there are no traces of animals, so it is said that
I speculated that the place where animals drink water should be downstream, where there are animal trails and is relatively hidden and easy to escape. I am going to make a trap to see if I can catch some small animals and then collect some wild vegetables. First, I will quickly
Let’s get rid of lunch, I’m going to starve to death…”
The bullshit had already been blown out. When Lin Chou arranged for someone to make a (wa) trap, Qin Sheng raised an objection.
"Brother Chou... the trap you're talking about isn't just digging a big hole with a few barbs stuck in it, right?"
Lin Chou snorted coldly,
"do you have any opinion?"
Qin Sheng didn't see Lin Chou's expression.
"Traps are such a technical thing. They shouldn't be designed with various elaborate mechanisms, nooses, cages, etc. How can we just dig a hole... This is completely different from the wilderness survival lessons we learned.
Well!"
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows,
"oh?!"
Xia Yu went up and pressed Qin Sheng's head and rubbed it fiercely.
"You are the only one who talks a lot. What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and dig it out!!"
"oh..."
Lin Chou supervised the work for a while and was very satisfied with the depth of the pit.
"Well, ordinary beasts shouldn't be able to escape."
Xia Dasha said angrily in the pit,
"Brother Chou, I'm hungry. I just saw a big badger in the river. Can we eat it first?"
Lin Chou,
"???"
"Damn it, why didn't you tell me earlier when you saw the ingredients? Why bother digging a hole for this..."
"Brother Chou, it was you who insisted on coming here to set up a trap..."
Lin Chou hurriedly ran over to take a look. When he came back, he was as powerful as a tiger.
"Dig, keep digging!!"
“No more badgers??”
Lin Chou rolled her eyes,
"Then where is the badger? That's Brother Flathead. Thank God for not causing trouble for us. If you really eat it, tomorrow you'll have to wait for Brother Flathead's seven aunts and eight aunts to come to the base city and fight you.
Come daybreak, there is no point in escaping to the ends of the earth!"
Xia Dasha laughed out loud,
"Brother Chou, you are afraid!"
Lin Chou became angry and said,
"Of course I'm not afraid if they are looking for me, but what if these guys crawl into your bed?!"
Qin Sheng suddenly shuddered.
This famous creature, the flat-headed honey badger, is one of the top ten untouchables in the red list of the required wilderness training courses at Qinshan Martial Arts School. Anyone with a long brain will know the meaning behind this name.
There are really not many food categories that even Lin Chou is taboo about, and Brother Pingtou is one of them.
Of course, if today's time and occasion are right, the flat-headed guy in the water probably won't be able to escape Lin Chou's poisonous hand.
But why did he have a bunch of oil bottles around him? For the sake of safety, Lin Chou thought it was better to stay away from unstable factors.
Although Lin Chou himself is a fearless and rock-solid hard T with explosive output, but now there is no adc who comes and goes like the wind to support the scene.
With Lin Chou's movement speed, it seems unscientific to protect all the children under the siege of a group of flat-headed brothers. As for Si Gouzi, although that kid is a hundred and eighty times bigger, in Lin Chou's opinion, it is at best
That’s the fighting power of two geese.
Before the Catastrophe, it would take an average of two hours for a healthy adult lion to kill a flat-headed brother, while a cheetah would need three hours, more often from dawn to dusk.
A predator that only eats the shit of Brother Flathead.
On the African savannah, it is not uncommon to see a flat-headed man, who is less than a goose in height, chasing lions and cheetahs around. Even the cheetah cubs have to rely on a bunch of sad white hair on their backs to disguise themselves as the flat-headed brother's cubs to protect themselves.
, Facing the flat-headed brother, no matter how many grievances and grievances you have, you have to keep them to yourself and savor them slowly.
Now is the period of the Great Cataclysm. Facing a level 4 creature, which is probably still a cub, and there is even a whole enhanced group not far away that even the flat-headed brother is spying on, Lin Chou does not want to be a troublemaker anyway.
But it's a pity that God doesn't do what people want, and people have to overcome difficulties.
There were two sounds in the grass, and a boy with a flat head and white hair stood out with dark eyes like a koala's sleep.
Lin Chou shook his hands.
Xia Yu's hands shook.
Xia Zhonghui shook his hand,
"Wow... I couldn't help it... It came here on its own, not me, I..."
Fortunately, Lin Chou had quick eyesight and quick hands to carry this thing back.
"Stop yelling!"
Qin Sheng couldn't feel anything, but the alienation of Erhu and Calabash had reached a certain level, so he could naturally detect the turbulent original aura hidden in Brother Pingtou like a dormant volcano.
Compared with it, Erhu felt that the original smell on his body was at most as inconspicuous as a mosquito's wings being lit.
The fourth dog woke up from his sleep, turned over, scratched his itch in public without caring, and then started biting his tail.
Hmm... How should I put it? Sigouzi's favorite recipe is white-tailed mole and big bones.
However, it is a pity that the shape, color and smell of Brother Flathead are very different from the big bones that he often chews, so the dog owner really can't arouse the slightest interest in it.
The flat-headed brother's pupils reflected the reflection of the four dogs. He did not move at all, not even shaking the beard on his mouth, and then snorted disdainfully.
Erhu trembled and said,
"Chou, Brother Chou, what should we do?"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Oh, just pretend it doesn't exist. Don't chase it away. It will hit you."
"oh..."
After a while, Erhu asked again,
"Brother Chou, why doesn't it go away? Lao Chu is looking at me there. I'm a little panicked..."
Lin Chou said lightly,
"Why are you always panicking? The time has come to test you. You see, Qin Sheng is very calm."
Erhu almost burst into tears,
"He's just an ordinary person, he can't feel the level of aura and source suppression at all!"
In fact, Lin Chou was very embarrassed:
It is said that Brother Pingtou, who doesn't say much, has always been very social and is very particular about giving a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.
Just now, Lin Chou went over to take a look at it, and now he came over to see that it looked very flat-headed, and the reasons were logical and reasonable.
And then it’s a pity:
Damn it, is it easy for me to discover a new ingredient? If it weren't for you guys, this might be another shocking dish. I mean the price is shocking.
Lin Chou looked more despairing for a second. Fortunately, Brother Flathead looked at it for a while and then slowly turned around and left.
"Then...are we still digging our trap?"
Lin Chou said feebly,
"Dasha, look at you and look at them. I'll take a walk around the area and come back."
Qin Sheng shrugged and walked with everyone to the tent in the open space.
"You said Brother Chou can catch something delicious... Sigh... I was too naive. I thought I really had to rely on traps to catch prey. The teacher said that the first thing ordinary people must learn in the wilderness is
How to maintain physical energy without losing a lot of energy when starving, I didn’t believe it at first...now I...I...fuck!!!"
Xia Yu rubbed her head again,
"Why did you say dirty words again?!"
Lin Chou dragged a huge creature out from another direction as if no one was around. Qin Sheng rubbed his eyes.
"You, are you Brother Chou?"
Lin Chou said,
"Nonsense, if it's not me, have you seen a ghost?"
"But you obviously left from behind...you didn't even have thirty seconds...I...wasn't...and this...what is this thing?"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Generally I call them ingredients, if you like, meat or rice. I don't think it will mind. They are already dead anyway."
"..."
Lin Chou dragged the big guy to the creek.
"For the sake of your thirst for knowledge, let me give you some popular science. This is a deer h that is not very common in textbooks..."
Lin Chou held back half of what he said and thought about it.
"Well, Chordata, Mammalia, Eutheria, Artiodactyl, Cervidae, Roe Deer, Roe Deer, genus Silly Roe Deer, a star actor in the animal kingdom. He is good at falling to the ground quickly in 0.06 seconds, making gay chirps and spitting yellow foam at the mouth to make predators think he is here.
It is a mobile infectious agent infected with a certain kind of zombie virus. It is famous for giving up hunting in order to ensure the healthy growth and prosperity of its cubs. It is precisely using the animal instinct of most predators to seek good luck and avoid disaster, and its speed, strength and appearance are not outstanding.
Only silly roe deer can thrive in the wilderness. Well, the only predator that doesn't dislike them and is willing to put them on the staple food menu is the flat-headed brother I just saw. Flat-headed brother doesn't care whether they are really poisonous. Photo
If you eat it correctly, all living beings are spicy sticks. Even if you eat the most poisonous snake and sleep, it will still run around in all directions, let alone a silly roe deer pretending to be sick."
"Brother Flathead didn't mean to target anyone, maybe it's just because in its eyes, everyone here can eat it. Besides, the instinctive reaction of a stupid roe deer when meeting a high-level creature is to immediately fall to the ground and pretend to be sick. This kind of thing will not be brought to his mouth.
The mobile meat warehouse that runs is my favorite.”