Chapter 744: One Hundred Ways to Die a Rainbow Lobster
The limited imagination of a group of people has long been limited by poverty to a speed of 0.1b per second. Even if you set the direction for them, you can't imagine the scene where Mr. Sikong was still a baby and had to have dozens of people to serve him.
How is it achieved? The words spoken by these guys still have a sour taste that has not yet been fermented. Summit 23S.
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So Mr. Sikong ignored it as a matter of course and sent greetings mmp,
"Acid, sour, what is sour?!"
As for whether it is really sour, Mr. Shan has the right to say, saying that it does not exist at all.
"Sour? What's sour? I've never dreamed of such a scene!"
Qin Wuyong said quietly,
"You should be able to dream about it... Just replace the Luanshan Detachment of Women with the painting style of Mingguang Hualiuxiang and it will be completely o**k~"
Shan Ye fell into deep thought and suddenly shuddered,
"No, it doesn't work... I always have a picture in my mind of a group of women wearing obsidian armor and carrying six hundred pounds of maces throwing handkerchiefs at me."
"..."
You see, this is self-enjoyment.
The barbecue grills were all ready, and everyone said they must have a round of lobster first.
After all, rainbow lobsters are famous for their delicious taste, they are big and meaty, and most importantly, this kind of thing is not common in Mingguang. In the final analysis, this must be the cause of the dispute.
In order to prevent the excessive demand for luxury goods in Mingguang Shangcheng District, the Provincial Committee strictly controlled the types, quantities and prices of seafood. It was common for people to have money to buy but not be able to buy them. What's more, it took a lot of effort to get a boat of lobsters back and only ended up with nothing.
Who would be willing to do this if it can be sold for a ridiculous price? Anyone who does it is a fucking fool!
The Committee has always been committed to killing by mistake rather than letting go, and fundamentally curbing the occupation of the inherent productivity in Shangcheng District. Don’t you have money? OK, make more contributions to the base city, such as paying three times a day.
There is absolutely no problem with paying taxes, but as for enjoying luxuries, either you are so awesome that I can’t handle it, or you can only use the few resources given to you to do your best!
Want to use Evolver to do some frivolous things?
There is definitely no door, but there is still a little puppy hole left for you. If you are an evolver who spent your own money to feed it, then please feel free to splurge!
The key is, who would be willing to give it up?
There is definitely no problem in using capital to support oneself, but how comfortable one can live with capital alone is a matter of opinion.
This is also the reason why those families in the Golden Circle, such as the Su family, would rather die than have a few evolutionaries of their own surname to protect them.
The thoughts about the rainbow lobster came to an end, and everyone's eyes focused on the chopping board in front of Lin Chou.
The rainbow lobsters caught were as long as an adult's arm, with almost no stains. Its tentacles and head were dark blue, its limbs were black and white, and there were many yellow spots. Two of the whiskers were very powerful, and the body
The whole thing looks colorful and gorgeous.
It's a big thing that weighs more than ten or twenty kilograms. It's very difficult for ordinary people to fish it out just by diving. What's more, the sharpness of this strong armor is no joke.
"This big guy looks really... so greedy..."
Lin Chou said,
"This is not a big one. The scientific name of our so-called rainbow lobster is actually the Chinese Splendid Lobster. It is very famous. It was even called the God Shrimp in ancient times. In the Taiping County Chronicle, there is such a description: In the first year of Song Tiansheng,
The fisherman found it in the sea. It is more than three feet long. The front two pincers can be about two inches, and there are more than a foot of red whiskers at the end. The head is like a counting vessel, like a painting, the eyes are like a tiger and the twelve legs. The writing is like a tiger and a leopard. It is colorful.
They all have it, but the shape is particularly tall and burly. The envoy Wu Zhonghua painted his image to hear about it, and ordered it to be named "God Shrimp."
"In the Song and Yuan Dynasties, the current length of a foot was 31.68 centimeters. In other words, the 'god shrimp' discovered in the Wenling area at that time was more than one meter long. It can be said to be very huge. Ours is at most a juvenile shrimp.
Still young."
"Lobsters themselves are creatures with a very long lifespan. They will not become dull and weak with age like humans do, nor will they even lose the ability to reproduce. Instead, they will become more and more active and let go.
They are the giant babies on the dance floor who can perform pirouettes in the elderly yangko team. There is even a kind of lobster that is said to not die due to natural aging. Of course, I don’t know whether it is true or not, but what is known is that,
Lobster is indeed one of the few creatures that naturally survives to death, whether from a human or animal perspective, lobster meat is really delicious."
Everyone praised him,
“Can eating too much lobster prolong your life and make you immortal?”
"Tsk, tsk, I heard that the astaxanthin extracted artificially before the catastrophe is very expensive."
Qin Wuyong shouted loudly,
"I can't worry about that anymore, can we... I'm a bit embarrassed to say that, can we say it while we're roasting?"
Lin Chou smiled,
"Hey, do you want to eat? If you want to eat, I'll let you kill me."
Sikong looked confused,
"Kill the shrimps? The lobsters are going to be killed?!"
Lin Chou opened his eyes wide,
"How can you roast it without killing it? Roast it alive? Are you kidding..."
Sikong waved his hand,
"Wait a minute, let me respond first. I have eaten so many lobsters, and this is the first time I heard that they want to be killed. How on earth do you kill these lobsters?"
Lin Chou sighed,
"Okay, today I'll let you gain some knowledge."
As he spoke, he picked up a lobster, held its tail and placed it upside down on the chopping board.
"See, you have to turn it aside, let its two big pincers support its whole body and stand upside down on the chopping board, put a piece of ice on its head, gently stroke its head, and stand still. That's it."
"..."
"Damn, I really stood still...what kind of operation is this..."
"Show, what a show!"
The huge lobster actually stood upside down under Lin Chou's touch, motionless, and even the movements of its legs became sluggish.
Everyone became energetic, rolled up their arms and sleeves, and prepared to play a brainwashing sonata to the lobster.
"Ha, little darling, stand still for daddy!"
"Eh? Why does my one keep running away... Linzi, is yours dead? What's going on..."
"Oh, caress your head, caress... Do you want to sing a lullaby or something?"
With a sudden scream, Qin Wuyong jumped up and down with his fingers.
"Holy shit...it hurts like hell...is it bleeding? I'm a third-level evolver, how is this possible? oh...it hurts like hell..."
Lin Chou walked around looking like an old professor, all he needed was a pointer.
"Well, be careful. I heard in the past that some fishermen often had their fingers removed by lobster claws. The bite force of the two claw limbs of the lobster is really no joke. Brother Wuyong is the best example."