I have to say that Lin Chou's ability to blame others is first-rate. He took it out without even realizing it, and it was clean. Top 23S.
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Hey, at least Leng Han is definitely not the one to silence him first. If he wants to die, let’s all die together!
At any rate, the thing was finally made.
It's a shame that Lin, his surname, could really think of it and let his eldest daughter make such a thing for him.
Everyone looked at the inverted seven-leaf iron lotus flower with a tricky angle and a sharp tip, and couldn't help but feel chills one after another.
Especially when Lin Chou thrust the three-meter-long flowering pear through the dark donkey whip and finally disappeared completely, the atmosphere reached its climax.
Twist the tail of the stick,
"Crack!"
The sharp metallic sound is simply chilling.
This sound was like a reminder, and all the men present subconsciously tightened their legs, their faces turned green and strange.
Lin Chou moved the flower pear a little twice, turning half a circle to the left and a half to the right to find balance and feel.
"Hmm...where is it? This...hey, okay, hang it up!"
Then I pinched the tail of the flowering pear and pulled it out little by little.
A group of big bosses and evolutionaries who were fearless looked at this scene and couldn't bear to look at it. They couldn't help but hesitate to speak.
When the flowering pear comes out, there is a slightly messy and broken tube-like fascia hanging on the sharp barbed petals of the seven leaves, twisted into a big knot.
Lin Chou let out a sigh and checked.
"It's done, everything that wasn't left behind has come out. I heard that the master chef in Longxi who made this dish before the great disaster could peel it all off just by boiling it in water and using chopsticks with longer roots.
The craftsmanship is absolutely amazing, I’m so impressed just thinking about it!”
Prince Huang covered his crotch with one hand and said with a sad face,
"Brother, Brother Chou, you are my biological brother. Can you throw that thing away before talking? I look a little panicked..."
What Lin Chou peeled off was the donkey's urethra. Generally speaking, ordinary people would cut open the donkey's whip and then peel off the urethra, but that approach was actually inferior:
One is unsightly; two it affects the taste.
That's why Lin Chou used such a cunning method and tool. After all, he didn't have the ability to dig in with a chopstick and bring out the layer of things completely. Little did he know that the psychological damage level of this thing to the pure men present was already max+++++
A decent level of psychological shadow.
The next steps immediately made people disperse. These guys would rather go outside the city wall to be with the beast tide than stay here. Every frame now is hysterical about the mental endurance of all male creatures.
test.
Peel off the outer layer of wrinkled skin, cut off excess fascia, fat, and residual meat, and in the end you will become a polished commander.
This thing is at least three meters long, and the thinnest part is about the thickness of a slightly larger plate. The whole thing is black and ferocious. If you judge it by human standards, emmmmm, the angle it tilts up is really tricky.
Appalling level.
Huang Dashan climbed in from outside the city wall, squatted down and started to light a fire. He held his chin and thought about it, and then suddenly sighed,
"Wucao, Linzi, look at this black donkey..."
Lin Chou heard this and stared at Shan Ye without blinking.
Master Shan’s face darkened,
"Fuck...I asked you to look at this black donkey, what the hell are you looking at me doing!"
"Uh-huh."
Lin Chou nodded repeatedly, with a smile as gentle as the spring breeze blowing on his face, and looked at Lord Shan affectionately.
"..."
Shan Ye collapsed from blood and everyone laughed wildly.
"I've heard it said, mother, everyone knows how to do bad things, they are very tasteless."
A trace of lewd expression appeared on Master Shan's ferocious face,
"Look at this black donkey's dick, its shape and angle...hehehe...hahaha...do you think of any 'words'?"
everyone,
"..."
What the hell... do you want dads to think of... short and weak, or comforting and comforting themselves? Everyone has their own advantages, whether they are fat or thin.
Mr. Shan smiled proudly, with the word "show off" written on his face.
"Look at it more carefully. Well, you must know that Confucius once said: An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but time cannot buy an inch of gold."
Everyone froze in unison,
"Don't tell me..."
"My... Emotional family is not only black, thick and long, but also has a famous gun?!"
"Hiss! It's so terrifying. This shape...could...could it be...the legendary top ten most famous guns?"
Another old scholar with a beard and an evolutionist general analyzed,
"The top is red with purple in the middle, and there is gold in the middle. The gold is long...the gold is long...I rubbed...I agreed that nine is the number of poles...the number of poles...this is so fast.
How can a meter-long Dajin be so fat?"
A group of people surrounded the chopping board, shouting that they wanted to gain more knowledge.
"Damn it, no matter how hard you squeeze, it's not yours. Let me take a look first before I say anything else!"
"Yw is also afraid of an inch of gold*, a golden gun can't fight with ribs*... Damn it, I'm lucky enough to see one alive at last, get out of the way, I'm going to have a fight today... ah...
No... I’m going to gain knowledge today!”
"There is an inch of gold in the Central Plains, and there is a bronze beard right away, and there is a little white dragon in the North Sea... The horse is a big watermelon, and this donkey already has an inch of gold, and it can grow into an inch of gold, so other species can't survive.
, is this a racial talent?!"
"Upstairs, I've already welded the car door shut. No one will get out of the car until I finish talking today. Isn't it ten? You just said three words!"
"What the hell does it look like? Damn it, don't squeeze...Who the hell took off their shoes... ugh..."
The onlookers who did not know the truth looked ignorant and too young:
"Wait a minute, what on earth are you talking about..."
In exchange for a chorus of spitting,
"Bah, we are ashamed to be in your company!"
Lin Chou was dumbfounded and confused after hearing this. Damn it, these people can't study some positive, green and healthy things when they have nothing to do!
However, chaos has its advantages. Lin Chou had already taken the opportunity to mix the marinade and dry ingredients without anyone seeing it. The confidentiality work was perfect.
When the evolver who went to Xue's house brought the ice wind box over, Lin Chou put the donkey whip into it by smearing it with dry ingredients and kneading it. The ice wind box was adjusted to the normal temperature level four wind speed, and the time was set to sixteen
sky.
The main ingredient of the dry ingredients is actually not much secret. It is just saltpetre made by local methods. It is very common in the base city. The rich minerals (well, actually impurities) give it a rather unusual brown sugar color or bronze color.
It smells a bit pungent.
The saltpeter mixed with simple spices such as green salt and mountain pepper that can remove the fishy smell is the dry ingredient used by Lin Chou to apply donkey whip. But in fact, Lin Chou artificially simplified the preparation method of the dry ingredient, making it the authentic version.
It needs to be combined with epimedium, dogwood, dodder and more than a dozen kinds of Chinese herbal medicine.
Not to mention that Lin Chou didn't know the long-lost mixing ratio. Even if he knew it, he still couldn't find all the herbal medicines. In these days of the catastrophe, the word medicinal materials was just talked about, and he couldn't find it in the base city.
Find a few that you can truly recognize.
This is just like the reason why it was almost impossible to find pure wild ginseng before the cataclysm but now it is impossible to find cultivated ginseng. There is no place to explain it.
[Compendium of Materia Medica] has a special record, to the effect that donkey whip is sweet and warm in nature and flavor, strengthens yin and strengthens the disk, and can cure impotence, soreness and weakness of muscles and bones, bone tuberculosis, osteomyelitis, deficiency of qi and blood, insufficiency of ejaculation in women, etc.
In fact, they only use serious medicinal materials, which are of high value. Lin Chou strongly suggested that these old dirty turtles who think too much should just face the wall and think about the past.