"But when you see the new guy smiling, you don't hear the old guy crying... It's useless for me to tell you that I broke my heart and lungs with you. Before I even finished eating, I slapped my butt and turned against the other person. Huh, what a little girl!"
Lamenting one after another, Wei Qingyu's expression was very melancholy and sad. Peak 23S.
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There were knots on both sides, and the fact that she expressed wrong feelings couldn't be called embarrassing. She couldn't help but start to miss arranged marriages.
"Sigh... I am so worried and worried... Do I really need to take some extraordinary measures?"
Uh-huh.
Lin Chou put a bundle of paper menus into the washing machine, took it out twenty minutes later, and stuffed it into his head to serve as a brain. Of course, it must be, definitely not expected. Even if he thought about it, he would not be able to figure out how the cold tyrannosaurus here carries itself out.
The key to the strategy is that the two most important parties have consciously thought things through clearly. Bai Teiliangtang just pitifully spared Wei Qingyu, who was in the state of a lonely old man.
Unexpected disaster.
...
Cold Tyrannosaurus is happy and wants to sing.
When no one sees her, she will write the word "joy" on her face like a child.
If Wei Qingyu were there, he would definitely sneer at her. Not only does she look like a child, this girl's violence index is simply proportional to her childishness.
What she hates the most is this talent. How can I teach you how to steal men?
However, I have to say that sometimes love is as sudden as the Korean drama heroine’s cancer.
At this moment, if someone asks Lin Chou, the cold tyrant dragon, whether he is good or bad?
The answer is likely to be an extremely positive word "um", which is enough to express the state of mind.
In the same way, if someone asks her if she loves her?
The answer may be much more complicated, at least a little more complicated than verbally explaining the actual meaning of family planning education and egg-breaking mania. Of course, if the person asking the question is not completely dead, he will definitely be able to understand it.
When should it start?
She couldn't help but look up at the sky. The thick yellow clouds were particularly warm in color.
Well, it’s 37.5° today, the wind is calm and the sun is shining brightly.
Even Leng Han, with his cold temperament, had to admit that when Lin Chou served out the toothy wolf sashimi, he seemed to be extraordinarily tall and afraid of sudden hope in times of despair.
Then what:
It's appendicitis. I'll give you the knife. Go and cut it out.
What, you were sent by the base city to talk to me, oh, it doesn’t matter...
It's a banquet, let's go, do you want to eat a pig's trotter?
Why are you turning into a statue? Look at me blowing up those idiots with just one slipper to vent my anger.
Wait, save the bath water, I'll make you some soup first!
Ball sack!
(Cross out the last one, you must cross it out! He shouldn’t know this, right? He absolutely must not know it!)
Leng Han covered his red and hot face and suddenly squatted down.
Hold your head.
Buried.
Like an ostrich.
"How...how could you think of doing this..."
This posture is very common, very inconspicuous, half a star in difficulty, and it is incomparable to yoga movements that rely on shouting to output output at every turn.
But Leng Han could no longer hold on any longer. He stood up and took a few deep breaths. He blushed and slapped 36d in the face angrily.
"What's the use! I'm suffocating!"
Then he walked forward quickly, walked a few steps, and slapped me hard on the other side.
"Phew...it's balanced now."
After a few quick moves, the person disappeared.
...
Leng Han is right.
Of course, Lin Chou wouldn't dare to move forward if he didn't do it right. If he turned against her, wouldn't he be beaten to death?
When it comes to running away or continuing to be tired, Lin Chou chooses a dog leash.
With a question mark on his forehead, he acted like an obedient good boy and prepared to go back to the tavern to take a look before thinking about this complicated issue.
The upper city area was smashed to pieces and there was no movement, while the lower city area was crowded with people and everyone was beaming with joy.
Dead people are nothing. The people of Mingguang are all well-informed. Everything is strange these days. It is not surprising that dead people can still stand up and continue to cause trouble. Is there anything worthy of special attention?
Every day, countless bodies of alien beasts are transported into Xiacheng District like running water, and then dispersed into various alleys and disappear silently. Compared with the millions of green camouflage camouflage that China produced every year under satellite monitoring before the catastrophe, it disappeared more simply.
It's so neat that no one can find a trace of it.
Bacon, confit meat, dried meat, stuffed sausages... You can find a hundred ways to preserve the meat of exotic animals in one alley, and none of them are the same. The entire Xiacheng District is filled with an amazing aroma, and there are laughter and laughter everywhere.
The festival is much more lively.
The dead are gone, but the lives of the living are still going on.
Thinking too much at this time is simply making yourself uncomfortable. Take the time to save as much exotic animal meat as possible, eat it fiercely, and eat it to your death. Only then can you be worthy of yourself and your deceased relatives and friends.
Apart from these sounds, the loudest ones were basically the cries of children of different ages and the crackling sounds of children being hit.
Of course, Lin Chou had experienced this kind of hell-level disaster when he was a child. The smell of burnt feathers in his house was not easy to deal with, but suddenly so much flesh came out and he looked like his biological father, and he had a ferocious expression on his face and tried to kill the little bastards.
I stuffed my mouth with meat, said that I wanted to drink some water to rinse with water, and ate some wild vegetables to relieve my tiredness. All I was greeted by were loud big-eared melon seeds.
Lin Chou exclaimed, "I'm glad to hear and see. I'm glad to hear and see."
"Didi...didi..."
"Hey, Boss Lin?"
"Um?"
Lin Chou turned around, and saw a head sticking out of the driver's seat of a relatively light wilderness chariot, which looked familiar.
"I, Meng Lang!"
"???"
Lin Chou didn't know him, but since he looked familiar, he must be a regular customer of the restaurant. He couldn't remember everyone clearly.
Meng Lang touched his hair and said familiarly,
"Where are you going, Boss Lin?"
"Go back to the store."
I saw a smooth and dazzling thigh crossing the cab, and kicked the passenger door open with a bang.
"Get in the car and along the way!"
"..."
This guy, he doesn’t know how to install an air conditioner in his car.
Why don't you take off your pants when it's hot? How do you ask my boss, who is a straight man, to get in the car? All the way to the west?
It's easy to shovel after pinching it, can it hang up and fly back?
I looked up at the sky and saw a ghost. It was at least thirty-seven or eight degrees, and I was covered in stinky sweat. It didn't suit my boss's style.
In fact, Lin Chou had a second choice, which was to whistle, and the four dogs rushed over to pick him up.
However, Lin Chou didn't want to do this. Despite the handsome looking one standing on Si Gouzi's forehead, the strong wind blew across my face and messed up my long black hair.
And this is indeed how it is played in the movies at Alley Kou. Aren’t the BGMs of those knights in white clothes and swords riding horses and roaming the rivers and lakes all the same with the same artistic conception:
Let us live in the world of mortals and share the prosperity of the world...
In fact:
Let let ... work ... sprinkle ... strategies and strategies ... everyone ... Huahuahua ...
....
The ideal is very full, but the reality is so skinny that you don't want to gallop forward.
(Shut up! That guy who said Ma Zhen shouldn’t leave after school!)
Meng Lang was still banging on the car door over there, with a happy look on his face.
"You're welcome, I'm just on my way, I want to go to the store to eat, and I don't need you to get a discount!"
Holding grass, is there such a good thing?
Get in the car!
Lin Chou got into the car and closed the door.
Waves of cold wind hit me, and I felt like I was still alive when the air conditioner was blowing.
This handsome life is given to me by air conditioning.
Benefactor!!!
"Ha ha!"
Meng Lang slapped his thigh, and there was a crisp "snap" sound.
"Hey, Boss Lin, is it cool? The weather is really terrible today!"
Lin Chou nodded repeatedly,
“The air conditioner is really good, where did you buy it?”
Also, you’re the only one with legs, what’s wrong with you?
There seems to be a strange smell... This guy can't take off his shoes...
I thought to myself, it would be better if you were like Lushan just now. If you are cold and hot, I guarantee that you will be immortal and die.
Meng Lang kicked the accelerator and blasted out, letting out a strange scream.
"Haha, cool...hiss..."
Lin Chou had goosebumps all over his body, Damn! This man must be sick!
Meng Lang took a breath of cold air,
"Hiss...this thing is a new product from the Research Institute. It is dozens of times better than the original one. The lowest temperature can reach 13 degrees. It costs more than one million!"
"Damn it, look at people... don't drive so fast! What the hell? An air conditioner worth more than one million yuan?!"
Lin Chou also screamed strangely, and his eyes bulged out.
First, he was shocked by the price, and second, the street was full of people. What was the meaning of the pushing feeling on his back that pushed him into the chair?
Meng Lang swung the steering wheel like a yo-yo, his eyes bright,
"Damn Xipi, haven't the scientific research institutes always been like this, but they are trying so hard to get rid of us? It's not like you don't know how expensive a wilderness chariot is. It doesn't cost 18 million.
, don’t even think about it, you have to spend a whole generation just to get a car..."
Lin Chou could hear the screeching sound of tires rubbing against the ground while sitting in the car, and felt like he was being tossed around like sardines in a can.
The flow of people and traffic outside the window quickly retreated, and every word of curse often only left one syllable in Lin Chou's ears.
"I..."
"Depend on..."
"you..."
"mom..."
Wucao, why do I still feel weird after connecting them together?
Mom, this is not a bus going to kindergarten at all. I want to get off!
Lin Chou had a sullen face, regretting that it was too late,
"Does your car have seat belts..."
"Pfft..."
"Who's laughing!"
Lin Chou was startled. Was he hallucinating? Why did it sound like a woman's voice?
I saw a head emerging from under Meng Lang's legs, with an oval-shaped face, bright red eyebrows, and a snow-white round mouth...
Well, then it disappeared.
The woman put the sling back on her shoulders, looked away from Lin Chou's probing eyes, and gave Lin Chou a deep white look with a charming and appetizing look.
"Snapped"
Meng Lang slapped the woman on the buttocks,
"My dear, go and sit in the back!"
"Oh! Got it, damn~"
She slowly crawled out from between Meng Lang's legs like a snake, wearing a short leather skirt with suspenders, a sweaty waistline with a waistcoat line, and long smooth legs, and then got into the back under the nose of a certain brother.
Seat is gone.
Lin Chou almost had a nosebleed, this, this, this... I am still waiting to be married... Such a thrilling scene is not enough to make up for it...
The voice of the beautiful snake came faintly from my ears, and through the reflection of the windshield, I could still see the woman's shining eyes and two equally shining balls.
"The car door was just welded the day before yesterday, and I forgot to put the seat belt back on, little...Boss Lin!"
"That's right, I met a rookie who insisted on racing... Hey, he's as technical as a dog... but he still has a bit of courage... The door of the car was knocked off by me, and I gave him a beating. Isn't that right?
The car was just repaired.”
"..."
Are you, are you sure you welded the door back on and not welded it shut?!
"hehe..."
Lin Chou laughed dryly.
This was the reason why he hesitated when he got in the car. The experience he gained from Huang Dashan and others told him that the Evolver's car was not that easy to ride in.
It is impossible to slow down if you step on the accelerator to death, and you will never be able to slow down in this life.
The rich kids in the uptown area all know that they will never race with these guys. Generally, when they see an Evolver's armored car, they want to hide away from two hundred miles away. If they hit you, it will be in vain. No matter whether you have a driver's license or not, the formalities are formal or not, evolution is anyway
The offender definitely didn’t have a driver’s license, and what’s more, he didn’t even slow down and just drove away, so the perpetrator couldn’t be found.
Well, speaking of it, there really haven't been any traffic accidents in Xiacheng District.
On the contrary, it is an uptown area that Evolvers seldom go to. Once they go there, they seem to be embarrassed to come out without crashing a few cars. This group of unscrupulous guys did it on purpose.
Of course, there are also unlucky guys who are caught red-handed because of their poor driving skills. Fines and taxes will be stacked on the Evolver until you doubt your life.
But not every evolver has the ability of a warlock, who can still be debt-free despite carrying debts measured in hundreds of millions.
In short, it is only because the reaction speed of the brain and body of the evolved people can keep up that they dare to be so reckless.
Lin Chou was more unlucky. Meng Lang was obviously the kind of guy who lived a life of licking blood on the tip of a knife but was also very boring. He was a proper veteran driver.
"Being beaten to death without applying the brakes" can no longer be used to describe him. His brakes are collecting dust in some corner and have been dismantled and thrown away.
This armored vehicle, which looked very bloated but actually sounded like a dolphin at high speed, was racing along the main road in the lower city at an astonishing speed. In less than twenty minutes, the scene outside the city was already visible outside the car window.
.
Meng Lang grinned,
"Boss Lin, after the beast tide is over, is it time for some new dishes? I've heard about your money-making meat dish...hehe..."
Lin Chou could only give him a wry smile,
"That's because Miss Wei is extremely talented...just an isolated case...even I was surprised."
Meng Lang quickly put on a serious expression,
"Yes, yes, Miss Wei... I don't know how many people in the base city's senior management complained that Miss Wei was a waste of Master Wei's talent. Are you dumbfounded now? She's not good at fighting? That's nonsense... I just didn't mention it.
Money and meat, Miss Wei's palm technique that falls from the sky is scary enough, tsk, the fat man is really well hidden."
A palm technique that falls from the sky?
Lin Chou chuckled, this old driver named Meng Lang was quite funny.
Speaking of which, Wei Tianxing and Wei Qingyu's talents are completely different. Hmm, could it be that they followed their mother's side?
Lin Chou looked out the window at the corpses of strange beasts on the ground and the crowds of people and vehicles coming and going, and couldn't help but feel a bit of anticipation in his heart.
Base City has filled up its cold storage? You should be able to pick out a lot of good stuff, right?
This is really a pillow for those who are sleepy. At least you don’t have to worry about the raw materials this year.