It should be said that this is a shameful scene where Lin Chou uses his body and soul to obey and comfort the taste and taste of the damn system for no reason py. Apex 23S.
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I heard that before the Cataclysm, a very powerful Guangju department was very good at this behavior, although the results were often puzzling.
Even though the crayfish is gone, who else can delay drinking beer?
medicine~medicine~
Sell my love and watch you leave.
Lin Chou howled a few tuneless words, one of the few catchy ones, to show respect.
Okay, in order to prevent the mysterious and unpredictable three-digit serial number from paying attention to us, it’s better to talk about something else.
So, with an almost pious attitude, Lin Chou underwent a professional autopsy without formalin.
The spatula-shaped fish body looks almost undignified and funny. With just a few cuts, it can be easily divided into several parts: single-sided fish maw, fish head, fish body, and fish tail.
Although it is rare for a fish to have its belly all on one side, Lin Chou said there was no pressure at all.
The overturned meat has an almost pure white feeling, and when connected with the fish skin with light yellow dots, it actually looks like some kind of ore texture that only appears deep in the earth's crust.
Especially fish meat, judging from the eyes, it is almost exactly the same as the underbelly of large animals, hard and full of toughness.
The fish maw part occupies about two-thirds of the length of the rolled car. After opening it, a huge white object is visible. Lin Chou thought it was its stomach at first. After pinching it a few times, he realized that it was a fish.
liver...
It's a little embarrassing, so take it out and put it aside for now.
Then came the swim bladder and "stomach". This big guy hadn't eaten for an unknown amount of time before his death, and his stomach was empty, but the swim bladder was still huge.
Next, there are circles of fish intestines that are arranged very similar to the brains of animals. They are white and crystal clear and intertwined with layers of mesh-like oil films to form a large piece. It is very regular and has a strange, cute and disgusting feeling.
Take off the gills and throw away the smelly and bitter bile, and there is almost nothing worth paying special attention to, and it even looks a bit ordinary.
Lin Chou's eyes switched back and forth between the fish's internal organs and the fish's flesh, becoming entangled for the umpteenth time.
In fact, he knew a very sophisticated and suitable dish, but unfortunately, that dish used fish intestines as the main ingredient.
This is very embarrassing. There are almost ten tons of fish meat, but less than a ton of fish intestines. How to choose?
Rare things are valuable...
Wait a thousand years...
A good dog stays out of the way...
Pooh!
Lin was worried.
Of course I’m afraid of the sinkhole in the system!
After all, fish is the boss. If he uses fish, even if he can't face another overturn for a long time, he can still sell for a while without worrying about the "forced selling" policy of the system master.
What should I do? What should I do in this situation to keep the dog off leash?
...
While Lin Chou was still struggling like an old dog in the cold storage, six people were already sitting in the store.
How could we miss our Prince of the Mountains at such a time? Ever since Lin Chou opened a small restaurant on Yanhui Mountain, his journey has been smooth sailing. The two rivers of Ren and Du have grown from a trickle to a roaring river, and he has also become the CEO to marry.
Bai Fumei, although the only flaw is that when he married Bai Fumei, he also took over a six-year-old yellow-haired girl... But this does not affect Shan Ye's glorious and majestic image.
If we want to talk about who has benefited the most from Lin Chou, if we calculate it carefully, it is really Huang Dashan, Huang, who bounces around all day long but no one has ever thought in that direction.
In just three months, Huang Dashan has made rapid progress from being a penniless first-level scumbag parallel importer to now. He has suddenly transformed and stood on the cusp of the storm, holding on to the sun and the moon. He is on the fourth level (fifth level?). On average, he has reached one level a month. What the hell, even if someone says that this guy has a protagonist template on his body, some people will believe him. Anyone who sees him must respectfully call him "Mountain Prince". Well, speaking of it, it doesn't seem to have any direct connection with his strength.
Ahem, don’t worry about these details anyway.
Others use Doubao as solid food, but Huang Dashan himself is not convinced.
If Lin Chou comes out with a new dish, no one will be able to do it, but this guy is guaranteed to be there to watch and shamelessly take a few bites to try. If you don't believe me, go ahead and read the 800 chapters to find out?
Therefore, there is nothing wrong with this thing arriving on the battlefield within minutes.
Let's talk about Shen Feng. To sum up, we can only say that he is in bad luck. Even if he drinks cold water, his teeth will get clogged.
Obviously you can rely on your strength to speak, but now you can only rely on your thick skin.
It was nothing more than comforting myself by saying "sixth level warrior", watching the people around me make rapid progress like rockets, and in the end I became the lowest B one, and could be taken out as a negative anytime and anywhere. The teaching materials are useless, and it’s not my fault that warriors are divided into different levels.
In fact, Shen Feng is no longer the third-level warrior who could only rely on leading tour groups to fool novices. The "sixth-level" boss is just kidding!
Uh-huh, let's beep these words ourselves, so that a certain loudmouth named Lin can hear it, and then compare Boss Shen with Kong Yi. Shen Feng is afraid that he will find a piece of tofu and directly hit the arithmetic ball to death. He is also a warrior. , why is this gap so big?
Although Mr. Shen was a tough guy in Yanhui Mountain, among others, he was truly worthy of the title of "Big Bull".
Even his first teammate Zhou Zhou, Comrade Jiuzi, who was almost scalded to death after being fed a belly full of 100-degree boiling soup in the Millennium Building under the sea, and Comrade Zhan Yongli, have gradually drifted away from him.
The class is different now, so meeting again will add some inexplicable embarrassment.
Even though Shen Feng's temperament has never changed, it feels weird to hear these two always calling him "Big Boss".
I brought them here this time because I wanted to take advantage of the fact that the beast tide is over and everyone doesn’t have to worry about the poll tax and Mingguang has given out a lot of circulation point rewards to strengthen the strength of two outdated teammates, so as not to be called ungrateful. Your waist is like a protruding disc. How could you ever have thought that Comrade Dazhao also wanted to have inflammation?
The atmosphere felt a little vaguely heavy and awkward.
Shen Feng coughed,
"Brother Wuyong, why are you here and broadcasting again? Speaking of which, no one will watch the live broadcast at this time, right?"
Qin Wuyong is a man of foresight and picks up the pieces.
"Where are you? I broadcast live for two days and two nights during the beast tide. I took the opportunity to make a fortune. I was just about to take a rest. I just came back from the basin guide with Xiao Liu'er. I'm coming over now."
Huang Dashan laughed,
"About the movie?"
Our Prince Dashan is someone who has a role in the drama, so he naturally paid attention to it.
Qin Wuyong nodded,
"Yes, Director Basin worked with Xiaoliu last time. I thought Xiaoliu was good at playing the trumpet...cough cough cough cough cough...that, no, don't get me wrong, don't think too much about it, I am I think Xiao Liuer's suona skills are absolutely amazing, so the director wanted to ask him to record a piece of music for the movie."
If you didn't focus on the coughing and the sudden explanation, maybe we wouldn't think elsewhere, right?
The joke was a bit cold, so no one laughed.
Shen Feng smacked his lips,
"Suona? Use it in a movie? Your movie...isn't it post-modern, costume, science fiction, suspense, romance, reasoning... or something...is it really appropriate to use suona..."
After thinking about it, I felt that it was not appropriate for me to say this to someone's face, so I added a superfluous sentence,
"I mean, can you rise to the occasion..."
Yan Xiaoliu raised his round chin proudly,
"There is no music in this world that I, Yan Xiaoliu, can't play~"
"There is no Jing'er that I, Yan Xiaoliu, can't handle~"
Everyone was confused.
Then, Huang Dashan spoke in a tone as heavy as Teacher Tengyue's childhood shadow,
"Suona, Zhao Ritian among musical instruments, a stinker in the music industry, with a mouth that never stops breathing and Teacher Kato's hands, from the time you were full moon to the first seven in one breath, what else do you have to be dissatisfied with?!"
As we all know, this teacher Tengyue can be said to be the originator of the program group and has influenced (tu) a large number of literary and artistic youths.
According to reliable sources, some of them later secretly joined the Ministry of Shock who knew about it all day long.
So Mr. Shan appropriately added a shocking sentence,
"Shocked Shen Feng, why do you have the right to doubt a trumpet player? You are so presumptuous!!"
Shen Feng was stunned, and there seemed to be a stream of crystal clear saliva at the corner of his mouth without even realizing it.
The other people were dumbfounded, Wu Cao, Teacher Huang, you, you, you...
"..."
There are all kinds of expressions and all kinds of words.
However, no one understood some of the random things Shan Ye deliberately added, which made him feel bored.
Loneliness is like snow.
It's been a fucking century, and if there is such a thing, it probably still exists. For example, people like Shen Daru from the Ancient Literature Research Society who never do anything serious may be able to get this idea without any pressure.
Yan Xiaoliuyuan's chin trembled and he calmed down for a while, then he said humbly, holding back his laughter,
"Don't dare...it's not that exaggerated..."
Then he said in a very solemn and respectful tone,
"Ahem, the person I work with is a very powerful Erhu teacher. That's really someone I can't mess with. He's an absolute boss!"
Huang Dashan is good at defeating anyone who dares to refute the majesty of his mountain master with his rich reserves of knowledge (zi) and knowledge (shi).
"That's not right. How can you say that? What's wrong with the erhu? It's not good for your kidneys if you pull the erhu!"
The words are serious and the heart is serious,
"His kidney failure means losing his job, but you are different. There is no delay at all. Even if your kidneys are not good, you can still continue to "play the trumpet"~"
Continue to hit the target, question form,
“These days, if you’re good at blowjobs, you should be able to earn a lot more money, right??”
Yan Xiaoliu really wanted to smear Huang Dashan's face with a mouthful of black blood. He became angrily and stopped talking. I am an artist. If I tell you one more thing, I will be a fool!
Several people laughed and were out of breath.
"Oh shit, Mr. Shan, listening to you is better than ten years of studying..."
"I am a pure person. Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I always think you are awesome!"
Qin Wuyong’s question was a little more professional.
"Well... I have something to say mmp... I have a question. I don't know if I should talk about it or not. How do you know that playing the erhu is bad for the kidneys?"
Master Shan looked serious,
“Before the catastrophe, there was a saying in the industry that ‘the piano played in three years and the piano played in five years, and the erhu broke the waist.’”
After saying this, he put on a look of contempt,
"I don't even know this. You anchor have no conscience at all. Aren't you embarrassed?!"
At this moment, Qin Wuyong not only had a saying mmp, but also a mouthful of blood that had been aged for thirty-nine years.
The six people were talking and laughing a little too loudly, and the result was that the busty girl's chance of successfully washing the dishes in the kitchen dropped significantly.
(Big-breasted sister: How difficult is life? Originally, the boss had a chance to use the dishes I had worked so hard to wash for the second time. Now it’s better. Not a single pawn is left. When the boss asked me, what did you want me to do?
Explain!)
A mountain-like shadow enveloped the six people, and the big-breasted sister's calm voice filled with endless anger was like the biting cold wind blowing from the top of the snow-capped mountains.
"Whose waist is broken? I have been professionally setting bones for seventeen years. The success rate for both men and women is infinitely close to 100%, and the mortality rate is no more than 60%. For the sake of Lord Blood God knowing you, I can help you stupid males.
biological."
"..."
The answer is six rows of ellipses with double quotation marks. It is very professional and the word count is very good.
After a long while, Yan Xiaoliu whispered with a horrified look on his face,
"That's wrong...Sure, the success rate is close to 100%, how come the mortality rate is still 60%?!"
Huang Dashan's mouth twitched,
"Ahem... I'm sorry that I can't answer your question at the moment. Maybe in the future you can consult a certain unlucky guy named Chen Qingyu. He must have a lot of experience with the big-breasted sister's bone-setting techniques and write a 10,000-word testimonial.
It's more than enough, it's the kind of word that's all 'ah', with only two pronunciations: one and four."
"Who is Chen Qingyu?"
Qin Wuyong and Shen Feng had an expression called schadenfreude on their faces, while the others didn't understand it at all.
"boom!!!"
A harsh roar accompanied by violent shaking like the sky falling and the earth collapsing interrupted everyone's wrangling.
"what's the situation..."
"Another earthquake?"
I saw an extremely noble and gorgeous black dress floating in from the door of the small restaurant. The bohemian style deerskin boots made a crisp sound when they hit the ground. The tassels on them were also floating around like the skirt.
What is particularly eye-catching is that a golden giant sword the size of a door panel is held in the hand of the woman in black skirt. A chain extends from the sword and is directly connected to the woman's delicate waist.
As soon as the woman moved a little bit, the other seven people in the small restaurant felt like a hurricane was hitting their faces.
Huang Dashan shivered and knelt down firmly.
"Ahem...Good morning, Lieutenant General Leng!"
The big-breasted sister frowned, feeling that things were not simple. How did this manic woman with small breasts learn to wear skirts?
The big-breasted lady naturally thinks that the style of the giant sword on the door panel that matches the gorgeous long skirt is quite reasonable. She thinks that this woman is not in a good condition, but she still has a good eye for choosing jewelry.
Leng Han's steps staggered slightly, with an abnormal blush on his face, he frowned and said,
"Where's Lin Chou?"
Dead silence.
Huang Dashan didn’t even dare to say anything. To be honest,
"Back Mountain...ah, he's here!"
Lin Chou held a big basin in his hand and rushed in with a puzzled look on his face.
"What happened? There was an earthquake?"
Seeing Leng Han's outfit, he was stunned for a moment.
Then she saw the extremely dense metal that transformed into a giant sword on the door panel and the chain connected to her waist. She couldn't help but twitch her lips and said in a harsh voice,
"...if heaven had not given birth to you, Lieutenant General Leng, your swordsmanship would be as long as the night?"
Leng Han lowered his eyebrows, and with the blush on his face that hadn't dissipated, he looked like he was shy.
"Hmph! It's definitely not a good thing to say..."
She made a weak voice of protest, so quiet that no one but Lin Chou could hear her.
(Everyone: (□′)┻━┻, mmp, do you dare to hear it??)
Leng Han then explained,
"It's not easy to get out of the city with an armored vehicle... It's the first time I've used it like this. It's quite fast, but it's not easy to control the direction..."
Lin Chou,
"..."
Sister, can't you learn something?
Leng Han untied a long package from behind and threw it to Lin Chou.
"Here, Sister Qingyu asked me to bring it back to you. She said you don't want to give it to her directly next time! And she was so mysterious that she didn't let me see it..."
Lin Chou took the package, weighed it, squeezed it, and her face turned a little green.
Cold Tyrannosaurus must not know what she is carrying all the way, right?!