Chapter 819 The difference between a fool and a normal person
The standard of Tomahawk Steak is probably enough to feed a fourth-level evolved person with a normal appetite, but Lin Chou has never minded that luxury customers like Gao Tie come in and order a bunch of over-the-top meals. Vertex 23S
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It's best to have a tsunami-like flow of circulation points recorded every day, emmmm, even if all you can see in the end is just the numeric variables on the property panel.
This is probably similar to the constant increase in bank card balance.
Boss Lin could only comfort himself in this way. What else could he do if there was a system that was so confusing? He was also very desperate.
The weight of the tomahawk steak and the square stone slab below it probably exceeds fifty kilograms, especially when the flames burning nearly two meters high are full of pressure.
When Lin Chou came out with the steak, he happened to see the plastic sisters tearing into pieces, and when he shivered, he almost smeared the steak directly on the high-speed train's face.
"What, what's going on!"
Gaotie's expression is that of an extremely pure and good-natured black boy with a bald question mark face.
"Huh? Brother Chou, what are you talking about?"
Lin Chou pointed at Leng Han and Wei Qingyu, who were tearing apart and dripping with sweat.
"How did the fight start?"
Gao Tie's eyes were filled with the purest blankness, as if there was only air of uniform weight and ethereal texture within half a kilometer from him.
"What's the fight? What's the fight? Where?"
Lin Chou,
"..."
Wei Qingyu, who was about to be pushed under the stool by Leng Han, suddenly glanced at her.
"(^)"
Leng Han blinked and stopped his hand,
"￣へ￣"
The two exchanged glances,
"(~￣￣)~"
Sit upright quickly.
Lin Chou walked over and said suspiciously,
"You...what's wrong...what are you doing?"
Two people said at the same time,
"It's nothing. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything."
Lin Chou,
"(ノ｀Д)ノ"
The emoticon war should come to an end for now.
Lin Chou looked east and west and really couldn't find anything to say, so he said dryly,
"Well... how about something to eat?"
"Don't eat!!"
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. Don't you know that food is the natural enemy of beautiful women? You might as well just wipe it on my neck!"
Lin Chou vomited blood and retreated. I provoked whomever I provoked!
Shan Ye, who had been picking at the door for a long time outside the house, suddenly met Gao Tie's confused eyes, and both of them grinned imperceptibly at the same time.
Shan Ye sighed,
"well..."
I really feel deeply hopeless and helpless for that fool.
At noon, Wu Ke, who had been tinkering with something in the hut at the foot of the mountain, suddenly led three "official apes" with political smiles on their faces into the door.
Master Shan hummed,
"Who are you? These are all face-to-face encounters."
Wu Ke pinched the center of his eyebrows, complaining so much that ink dripped from his eyes.
"Looking for Brother Chou."
Master Shan stopped talking immediately.
Three people, one in a garrison uniform, one in a scientific research institute uniform, and one in a formal uniform from the production committee, who knows what kind of routine this is.
Wu Ke came to the counter and muttered something to Lin Chou.
Lin Chou frowned and listened, then said oh at the end,
"Okay, whatever, remember to wear gloves."
The standard political smiles of the three official apes suddenly became smarter several times as if they were cashing in on emoticons.
"Don't worry, Mr. Lin, we understand the rules... Please take good care of the tasks assigned by the superiors."
"Yes, yes, yes, my brother-in-law especially likes the pig blood soup you made. Whenever I go on a mission in the wilderness and don't drink a bowl, I feel like something is missing. He has mentioned to me more than once that I am on official business this time.
I will definitely come back with my brother-in-law next time.”
The man from the garrison is the only evolver among the three. He is small and thin, not even as tall as Wu Ke. He just said,
"Boss Lin, I'm sorry to bother you."
Lin Chou nodded, waved his hand and said,
"It doesn't matter, go get it, it's in that bag, I haven't had time to collect it yet."
Master Shan asked,
"What are you doing? Are you collecting taxes again?"
Lin Chou smiled,
"No, there are so many taxes... I had expected this to happen..."
Master Shan suddenly understood.
The three people carefully opened the bag containing the money and meat, took out various small tools such as gloves, meters, rulers, electronic scales, cameras, and moved above the level of the thick and black donkey whip.
"Record, length 293.136cm."
"Record, head circumference 191.265cm."
"Record, tail circumference 148.355cm."
"Record, head diameter is 77.366cm."
"Record, tail diameter..."
"Record, total length..."
"Record, total weight..."
"Thirty-two angle pictures have been saved..."
"..."
The flashlight kept lighting up, and paper documents and electronic documents were recorded at the same time, all with an accuracy of more than three decimal places. Lin Chou was stunned for a moment.
In the end, the official officers of the garrison built a long metal cabinet on-site with safety glass densely covered with ventilation holes no larger than the size of a baby's finger on all sides to cover the money and meat inside.
The official of the garrison said,
"Boss Lin, can you take a look at this cabinet? It has remote infrared sensing, fingerprint unlocking, and all parameters are automatically recorded every time you take it out. The base city will record and update the data at any time. It is also equipped with cold air from the Xue family in Bafanglou
Machine, cooling and heating setting wind speed and direction, one-button fool-like operation, convenient for Boss Lin to save and process money meat.”
"..."
Lin Chou swallowed, not knowing what to say.
"Ah, it's quite...not bad..."
The three official apes breathed a sigh of relief,
"That's good, that's good... Just in case something unexpected happens... The decision was just made after the meeting at the top, and we were asked to convey the words to Boss Lin in person. The top said that this donkey... is worth immeasurable money and meat.
, you have to be careful, of course, mainly to guard against some villains and forces outside the base city. The base city will definitely not affect Boss Lin's normal business. How to deal with money and meat is your business, and no one is qualified to interfere.
, please be sure not to think too much, there is absolutely no other meaning..."
After saying that, the three of them ran away as if they were chased by dogs. Lin Chou didn't even have a chance to say goodbye.
Shanye bared his teeth,
"Tsk..."
Leng Han was pulled by Wei Qingyu just as he was about to speak.
"Shhh...he understands. You can see that he doesn't even look angry at all."
Leng Han curled his lips in disgust,
"Belly sinister heart of a gentleman."
Wei Qingyu said,
"Mingguang, they call this nip in the bud."
Lin Chou suddenly sat next to the two of them,
"What about taking precautions before they happen? As long as you, Sister Wei Zhuyu, are in front of me, I guessed at that time that I would not want to sell this money and meat to anyone else. Hey, how about you, sister, discuss it with the base city? Eight million for each piece."
, you can just take this whole piece home and enjoy it, emmmm, this is called killing two birds with one stone...it’s a lot~”
Wei Qingyu originally felt a little guilty, after all, no one wanted to be guarded by everyone with such a clear price tag.
Upon hearing this, his eyebrows suddenly raised, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.
She grabbed Lin Chou's ears and rotated 360 degrees to output wildly,
"Hoho, you're so awesome, you dare to tease me? Come on, come on, please explain to me carefully, word by word, how you can achieve multiple things with one stone, what do you mean by killing multiple birds with one stone, eh?
!”
Lin Chou let out a sob and burst into tears.
What, what’s going on!
Longevity, what a disaster!
I don’t have any other intentions. It’s really the conscience of heaven and earth!
"Qing, Sister Qingyu...it hurts...be gentle...I didn't say anything...I..."
Another circle,
"Tsk, tsk, you are pretending to be confused because you know what you are doing, and you are moving home to enjoy it! The dog is quite brave!!"
"Bah, I really can't tell it at ordinary times. Your thoughts are quite dirty. Today, my sister wants to ask Hanhan! Tell me! Who taught you?!"
Lin Chou's head and face were covered with white hair and sweat, and his pleading eyes drifted towards Leng Han.
"I didn't say anything...I...Sister Qingyu, you have a lot of...ears...ears..."
Outside, Huang Dashan seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"A history of blood and tears... It hurts my heart... One stab after another... The sensitive and fragile nerves of an older single young woman have been messed up by your boy... Hehe... Hehe..."
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(ps:
1. I wish everyone a Happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance. Have a good meal and drink. See you later. (づ￣3￣)づ～
Let’s talk about today’s extra update first.
If there are no accidents at night, no lags and no sleep, if I can finish writing, it should be automatically updated after 12 o'clock. If you come back early from the holidays, there will be additional updates. If not, you know, there is no need to wait.
2. Every time a chapter is released, you have to read it several times by yourself. There may be authors who modify the layout or something. The interface is completely different in the backend. It takes a lot of effort to look at it, and it is used to check for gaps and fill in the gaps.
Then...
Hehe, it's nothing, the pirated version must not be repaired, they only cut it once, so don't blame me...
3. There is no charge for this paragraph, I figured it out.)