After the tax dodgers left, Xu Yin slept like a dead dog, crying and laughing from time to time like a ghost. When he wasn't crying or laughing, he was snoring loudly. Summit 23S.
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Lin Chou simply dragged the guy to a chair in the corner, out of sight and out of mind.
Perhaps because his expression was too distorted and his voice was too harsh, Su Yourong kindly covered Xu Yin's face with a wet rag used to clean the table.
Well, it is said that this is a secret method passed down before the cataclysm, which is designed to treat all kinds of snoring.
Not to mention, it seems to be really working. Poor Xu Yin's breathing seems to have become weak and rapid.
Huang Dashan's car radio suddenly rang, and the ringtone came out in the form of a loudspeaker.
Master Shan was stunned and muttered,
"Is it because Lao Bai has finished moving the bricks?"
Running wildly to answer the radio,
"Hello? Which mountain cannon?"
"..."
There was silence for a while, during which several people murmured.
A female voice asked doubtfully,
"Isn't this... boss Lin's wireless?"
Damn it, it turned out to be one of my own...
Huang Dashan was very embarrassed and waved to Lin Chou in the car.
"Hi, Linzi, I'm looking for you!"
Lin Chou was speechless.
"Didn't you turn it on? I could hear it and asked what it was."
"Oh...Lin Chou said he's not here, why are you looking for him?"
"..."
"Ahem, I'm Xiao Hong. The news that Boss Lin asked us to inquire about a few days ago has some clues. Is it convenient to meet?"
Lin Chou said,
"Ask where she is?"
"You can just go to the East Beach Bathing Beach. Our boat is anchored at the Mingguang Port Pier."
Huang Dashan put down his radio,
"From the Sea Hunting Team? When did your kid get in touch with them? They rarely come ashore."
Lin Chou said,
"It's been a while. When I went to the dock market last time, I heard that they can get anything close to the sea, so I just mentioned a few ingredients."
Huang Dashan,
"I suddenly have a feeling that you can force someone to lock a man's feet... Which ones?"
"Longjaw bream, four-gill bass, sea fish, ghost bat, money..."
Huang Dashan,
"???"
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Why can’t I get the knowledge you told me?!
For the first time, Huang Dashan, who claimed that Yunwen Yunwu was the first person in Mingguang Base City under the gourmet trendsetter Wei, felt that he was being trusted.
Well this is such a sad story.
Lin Chou pinched her chin,
"Where is the East Beach Bathhouse? Why have I never heard of it?"
A scream.
“Dongtan Beach?! It’s over, it’s over”
Someone whose face was covered with a wet rag rolled over and got up, then fell back into the chair faster than when he got up, and then slid to the ground.
Xu Yin held a wet rag in one hand and covered his chest with the other, and said intermittently,
"I...why...my chest hurts...I can't breathe...my brain is also dizzy...am I going to have a myocardial infarction? I..."
Huang Dashan replied disdainfully,
"Don't worry, you won't die. You just lacked oxygen."
Xu Yin,
"???"
Well, in fact, anyone who sleeps with a wet rag covering their face will suffer from hypoxia.
Xu Yin breathed for a while, then raised his hand to look at his watch.
"Wucao, who just reminded me to go to the East Beach Bathing Beach, thank you, I was almost late!"
Huang Dashan pointed at Xu Yin,
"Well, you see, it's better to rush early than to rush. Don't you know the way?"
Xu Yin walked out in a panic,
"Brother Chou, are you going too? Then go quickly, I'm in a hurry!"
Lin Chou followed and got into the flashy off-road vehicle.
Xu Yin stepped on the accelerator, the motor roared, and the car body vibrated rhythmically.
Xu Yin said,
"Brother Chou, sit tight, my car is very fast!"
"Oh, why aren't you leaving yet?"
"Fasten your seat belt!"
"..."
Boom, the car sped out.
Xu Yin's driving skills are very good, and the car's various indicators are good except for its defensive performance. It can be seen that Xu Yin has put a lot of thought into it. At least he doesn't feel too many bumps when driving on a road in the wilderness.
It's much more comfortable to drive than those desperate evolutionaries.
But this speed
Lin Chou pulled on the seat belt uncomfortably and reminded,
"It's time to speed up."
Xu Yin,
"???"
He glanced at the speedometer, "325", nothing wrong, why should I increase the speed?
Xu Yin said carefully,
"Brother Chou, the road conditions in the wilderness are not as good as those in the base city. There is no problem at all in the base city for a mile of 400 kilometers. But if you go too fast here, the car will fall apart!"
A certain Lin raised his eyelids,
"Are you serious?"
Xu Yin,
"..."
Xu Yin suddenly had a good idea. Brother Xu, who claimed to be the young racing prince of the base city and the god of sonic war, was despised?
Xu Yin wondered,
"Brother Chou, what kind of car do you usually drive? What speed do you drive?"
Lin Chou said lightly,
"More than seven hundred, if you're in a hurry, more than nine hundred."
"..."
My surname is Lin, I don’t have much education, so don’t scare me, maybe you’re not firing the Source Crystal Cannon, right?
"Brother Chou, your car is..."
The corner of Lin Chou's mouth twitched. Even if he were killed, he wouldn't say that he was driving... He was riding a children's tricycle called "Little Sheep", the kind that could bleat.
Xu Yin's eyes wandered,
"etc..."
Suddenly I thought of a certain "decapitation meal" event that Mr. Jiang invited and Leng Han was present, that is, when I first met Mr. Lin, he was riding a tricycle away from behind, and then I thought of a certain time when I
When my racing friend Xiao Lu was drunk and drunk, he was talking about the cruel fact that he was hit by a pedal tricycle and flashed its overtaking light. At that time, he thought the kid was crazy.
Now that I think about it
Eh?!
Xu Yin's eyes were dark,
"Brother Chou, you're not the one riding a tricycle and racing five supercars on the Ring Expressway, are you?"
"..."
"One of them has a green car, green hair, and multiple ear piercings, and his ears are full of diamonds."
Lin Chou said smoothly,
"They were too slow and didn't pay attention."
"It's really you!!"
"..."
Xu Yin's eyes shone brightly. If he hadn't been driving, he would have rushed over to him. He said incoherently,
"Shihu, please accept my apprenticeship. Brother Chou, I am not a master. Can you be kind enough to tell me how you modified that small three-wheeler? This is a great idea! The speed is over 600 per hour.
What a cool little three-wheeler! What a unique and awesome idea. Did you directly modify the engine or...woc, it doesn't use the original source directly as energy!"
Lin Chou's mouth twitched,
"If you say one more word, believe it or not, I will let you feel the feeling of flying freely at a speed exceeding 600 an hour?"
Xu Yin immediately shut up and was extremely well-behaved.
The vehicle entered the outer city area and drove straight towards the east gate. It was already dark.
Lin Chou frowned and asked,
"It's time to close the city gate. Can I still go out after entering the city at this time?"
Xu Yin said,
"No, you can reach the East Beach Bathing Beach directly without going through the city gate. It is open 24 hours a day."
Xu Yin turned around countless times and finally got onto a viaduct that looked rough in workmanship. He actually drove the car directly onto the city wall. After walking for a while, he stopped the car and flashed his lights twice.
A mechanical arm reached in from outside the city, lifted the car and placed it directly on the suspended metal basket outside the city wall. The two people sat on the car and staggered down.
From above, you can see that the beach below is brightly lit and white.
There are tall towers standing at the four corners, and the lights shine directly from them. Each tower has two huge crossbows pointed at the sky, obviously to guard against birds and beasts.
The bar and wine cabinets are fully equipped with all kinds of facilities. Men and women in cool clothes are bustling with people. Waiters shuttle among them. On the sea in the distance, there are even people doing various tricks on surfboards, which triggers bursts of cheers.
Lin Chou was speechless for a while,
"Is this the East Beach Bathhouse?"
As soon as the car landed, someone came to greet it.
"Hey, Brother Xu is here... This guy looks unfamiliar, what's his background?"
"That's right, I've never seen it before."
Seeing Lin Chou frown slightly, Xu Yin handed the car keys to the waiter and waved away the group.
"Gungun, stop talking nonsense, where is Miss Mi?"
"Haha... Over there, Brother Xu, please introduce us to this brother when you have time~"
Xu Yin turned around and scolded,
"You blinded your dog's eyes and climbed onto the sad... person? You don't have to urinate to show your cowardness. Who can you urinate into the same pot with?"
Then he said to Lin Chou,
"Brother Chou, don't mind me. They are all heartless. They just want to get close to people when they see them."
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"fine."
Xu Yin shivered suddenly and subconsciously shrank his neck. Then his face quickly changed into a flattering expression and he stepped forward.
"Mimi, have you been waiting for a long time?"
The petite girl named Mimi smiled slightly and said in a soft voice,
"He just came here, he is..."
She couldn't continue talking because Zheng Linchou was staring at her with bright eyes.
Mimi frowned and was about to get angry when she heard Lin Chou ask in a weird tone,
"What's your relationship with Mimi Mimi?"
Mimi said in surprise,
"That's my eldest and second sister."
Lin Chou's eyes suddenly widened,
"Sister?"
Mimi nodded,
"Yes~"
Xu Yin, I respect you as a man, take care of yourself!
Isn’t this the Q-version of the Mi sisters who have left their hometowns? Their expressions and eyes are almost carved from the same mold, but they are so much smaller and more delicate that Lin Chou almost fell into the trap. Didn't recognize it.
Mimi said,
"Do you know my eldest and second sister?"
Lin Chou cast caring eyes on Xu Yin,
"Well... let's meet... Hello, I'm Lin Chou."
A mimi sound,
"Wow... you are Leng Ba... Lieutenant General Leng's boyfriend. Wow, I heard my sister told you that you saved the lives of my eldest and second sister!"
"It's easy, it's easy."
Mimi didn't know where to start with these words. She turned her eyes and said to Xu Yin,
"That person is your friend, right? He has been looking at us. I seem to have seen him somewhere. By the way, what is his name?"
Xu Yin was stunned, and his expression almost collapsed.
"Shen Feng, his name is Shen Feng."
Lin Chou's eyes lit up with some kind of unexplainable fire, oh, the protagonists are all here.
Well, let’s invite the male protagonist Shen Feng who we are going to gossip about today, Shen Daru’s biological son!
Shen Feng is an average-looking man of medium build. He has big eyes, single eyelids, a high bridge of nose, and good skin. He is neither earth-shatteringly handsome nor terribly ugly. To put it bluntly, he has an ordinary popular face. Of course, he is relatively ordinary. For people, luxury and high-end clothing is not something that would disappear without being thrown into the sea of people, but that's all.
Perhaps the only thing that can be called a characteristic is his thick, bright red lips.
Well, very novel.
Shen Feng obviously heard the call of the goddess in his dream. He was stunned for three seconds, and then his smile gradually spread.
"Xu Yin, why are you here? This beautiful lady is...yoyoyo, I'm holding hands now?! You can do it, damn, when are you going to treat me!"
Xu Yin,
"???"
Lin Chou,
"!!!"
Xu Yin looked like an alpaca. He was still frightened and prepared to face the anger of his best friend. He even mentally rehearsed the speech he had made after being punched a few times. This all happened so suddenly. Who took the wrong one? Got the script??
Mimi stretched out her hand and shook Shen Feng,
"Hello, I am Xu Yin's fiancée, Mimi."
"Hello, I am Xu Yin's best buddy, Shen Feng."
Lin Chou was located on the side of Shen Feng. From his angle, he could just see Shen Feng's hands clenched into fists behind his back, and his bones were white.
But the smile on his face was so gleaming that even a good person card who is thousands of miles away can find his true owner.
Xu Yin almost wanted to write the word "embarrassment" on her face.
"Old, Old Shen...you're okay..."
Before he could finish speaking, Shen Feng grabbed his neck and clamped it under his arm.
"Damn it, when did you find such a beautiful fiancée and you didn't even know about it? Do you want to wait until the wedding day before sending the invitations! You're hiding it so well! You're so brave!"
Xu Yin's face turned red due to the stranglehold, and she couldn't say a word. She raised her head and looked at Shen Feng blankly.
It wasn't until Shen Feng punched Xu Yin in the ribs that he let out a scream and gasped.
"hiss..."
Mimi smiled and said,
"I can see it. Your relationship is really good. I envy you men so much."
Shen Feng said haha.
The three chatted casually for a few words, and Xu Yin was taken away to the beach by Mimi, apparently preparing to go surfing.
Shen Feng stood there in shock, and did not move for a long time.
Pulling the corner of his mouth, Shen Feng cursed,
"Fucking retarded!"
Then he turned around and hugged Lin Chou,
"Mr. Lin, I've made you laugh. My father often talks about you."
"..."
What else could Lin Chou say?
Brother Chest, you are such a salty person. If I call you Gouzhengba, do you dare to agree?
Shen Feng rubbed his face and said melancholy,
"Actually, I'm going to give him a black tiger punch to remove his teeth, and then add a hundred and eighty kilograms of broken legs. Damn this bullshit. Seriously, Mr. Lin, you should believe me, right?"
"...real?"
Shen Feng fell down on the beach with a snap.
"Fk, this is so embarrassing, so scary, did I just have a convulsion? I must look like I have a convulsion!"
Shen Feng swung his arms and legs with his femoral head and shoulders as the center, and rolled out three fan shapes on the beach. He had no love in his life.
"Master Lin, you must have never seen a salted fish as flexible as me before, right?!"