Zheng Ou handled the oversized "Wind Sword Oyster" very neatly. Even if it were Lin Chou himself, he wouldn't be as fast as Zheng Ou. Just look at him holding a small knife in his hand and stabbing the oyster's tail.
, pry open the oyster shell and take out the oyster meat, your hands are shaking with afterimages. Top 23S.
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Regardless of any strange-shaped oysters, five-clawed clams or glow-in-the-dark clams, they are all done with one poke, and there will never be a second bite.
Judging from this speed, which is so fast that visual residues appear, the oyster shells this guy has pried off before can be connected around the earth three times, right?
What a sin.
Lin Chou was stunned and felt ashamed.
Sure enough, he still has many skills and key points on his way to becoming the God of Cooking.
The warlock watched Zheng Ou's movements for a long time, until Zheng Ou felt uncomfortable all over, and then said in a very sad and sad tone,
"It feels like déjà vu... You were also very poor before, right?"
Zheng Ou, "???"
The warlock sighed,
"Actually, I also have a good skill at cracking oyster shells. I remember it was the 1,500th or 1,350th time I blew up a house. I suffered some injuries. I apparated to avoid the explosion and ended up on an isolated island.
I couldn't use my mental energy to go back because of my injury, so I had to rely on oysters and crabs from the sea to fill my stomach for four months. Later, I even ate all the seaweed around the island...
"
Lin Chou:
Zheng Ou:
The ecological chain of Yunbei Island.
Lin Chou knew how big a warlock's appetite was, and he seriously doubted that this guy's belly was the same infinite independent space as the place where things were usually stored.
While the three people were talking, "Perfect Beast Form" dragged another mountain of oysters onto the boat and continued diving.
Zheng Ou pried half a mountain of oysters,
"Hmm, half of the pried pieces will be used for oyster searing, half will be used for stir-frying, and the rest will be cooked while eating?"
There are so many ways to eat oysters, which are both simple and delicious: garlic grilled oysters, steamed oysters, fresh oysters...
The cauldron is set up and the oven is set up.
Piles of oysters are put directly into the pot and steamed and grilled. Several stoves are turned on at the same time. Coupled with various large and small charcoal stoves, it is no problem for the whole ship to eat together.
The sea hunting boat soon became lively.
It's a novelty, after all, this kind of scene where the world is full of oysters is not that common even if they wander around the sea all year round.
Zheng Oulao was satisfied,
"I've wanted to do this for a long time..."
In front of Zheng Ou is a square charcoal grill with a barbed wire fence that is four to five meters wide. Dozens of oversized oysters of this type can be grilled at the same time.
The red charcoal fire will swell the oyster shells one by one, which is convenient and does not even need to pry the shells.
The fresh aroma spreads with the heat, the juice in the oyster shell takes on a light milky white color, and the bubbles when boiling are all very spicy and charming to Zheng Ou.
Zheng Ou shouted like a hawker on the street,
"Come on, come on, the first wave of original flavor is good, the medium rare taste is the most delicious, if you want to eat it, please reach out~ The next wave is the roasted garlic one~ Lao Meng, your onion, ginger and garlic sauce is ready
No, hurry up and order this, the fresh oysters are waiting for dipping!"
Meng Xiang sat cross-legged on the ground with a dark face, a half-arm-sized iron bucket on his lap, and a hammer in his hand.
"Dong dong dong!"
The whistleblower failed, and he still has to work.
But Zheng Ou still didn't make oyster bakes and stir-fried oysters, even though besides Lin Chou there was also the chef Wu Zhonghou.
Even the captain Xiao Hong is not idle and is responsible for helping Wu Zhonghou and Zheng Ou.
The whole crew on the ship was very happy. Good guy, the fifth-level bosses happily cooked for us. We just waited to eat and it felt like our life was worth it.
Well, when I get off the ship and take a vacation, I have to go to the tavern twice more. If I don’t brag about this, I’ll be sorry for myself!
Zheng Ou uses the chef benefit*1 to steal the largest oyster on the grill.
Even after it is cooked, the oyster meat inside the shell must be about a palm and a half long, white and thick, and just looking at it will make your mouth water.
Swallow the oyster meat in several mouthfuls, which is mellow and delicious, and then suck off the hot juice in the shell.
"hiss..."
Wonderful!
I rushed to grab the first batch of original flavor, and then put out another batch.
After the oyster shells are roasted, add some minced garlic, chili pepper, a little soy sauce and a little vinegar. The unique deliciousness is like a bomb that continues to bombard the noses and mouths of everyone on board.
Xiao Hong has a special liking for raw oysters, which quiver like jelly.
The only trouble is that the oysters are too big to be swallowed in one bite.
Well, happy troubles.
However, when you bite into it, the juice will definitely splash everywhere, and it is full of tenderness and mellow texture.
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed,
"No wonder some people say that oysters are fresh spirits that condense one kilometer of sea water around them."
Zheng Ou chuckled and said,
"Lu Xun once said, once you enter the Oyster Gate, it is as deep as the sea. Of all the seafood, my favorite is oysters. Everything else is just dregs."
Xiao Hong said strangely,
"Is that 'hao' actually this 'hao'? Hmm... Also, who is Lu Xun?"
Zheng Ou's face was full of admiration, but his eyes held evil intentions.
"That's a respectable elder."
Xiao Hong twisted her mouth,
"It's great to have read a book...but the taste of this oyster is really satisfying."
Zheng Ou interrupted again,
"It's nonsense to be satisfied with a book. Where can you get satisfaction without a book? What can you use to satisfy yourself?"
After thinking for a while he added,
"But 'a serious book' is the truth. Even if you get a small book, it can greatly extend the duration of the sage's existence and the number of times he appears. There is nothing more serious than that."
Warlock: "..."
Lin Chou: "..."
Meng Xiang: "..."
Petite girl: "..."
Strong man: "..."
Crew members: "..."
Zheng Ou, if you cut him open, the entire inside would be black.
Believe it or not, we lifted the table! Hey! No one can eat this meal!
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed again, becoming narrow and narrow.
"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, there is one thing you can never go wrong about."
Zheng Ou had an ominous premonition,
"What?"
Xiao Hong smiled,
"Lao Meng, beat him, hard!"
"Okay~"
"Lao Meng... We have been brothers for so many years... eh... I am really angry when you do something..."
When Meng Xiang went up, he hit Zheng Ou's face with a pestle. Yes, it was the big iron pestle used to pound onions and ginger.
Zheng Ou's tears suddenly burst into tears.
Old Meng laughed loudly and cursed,
"I'm sorry, I've long disliked you. Today will be your memorial day next year, so I'll give you another blow!"
In mind:
The first pestle is to commemorate my sadness of not having the European-style food of Lord Poseidon again.
The second pestle is to commemorate my long-term patience and tolerance over the years.
The third pestle, you will be lucky to know the joy of your own memorial day while you are alive.
Another blow, if Old Wu's injury is not healed, just let Dad take it for him honestly!
Here comes another pestle, emmmm, there are too many lines and I can’t remember them... Just pay tribute to your passing youth and your once running under the sunset... Give me your life!
Meng Xiang had already used his bloodline ability to speed up, hitting one after another with great joy.
Everyone even saw a gray light falling on Zheng Ou, and Zheng Ou's movements suddenly slowed down a lot.
One plus and one minus, Zheng Ou knelt down.
Lin Chou watched with great interest and asked,
"Ahem, Sister Hong, Zheng Ou must have offended Lao Meng a lot..."
Xiao Hong was particularly happy to be called Sister Hong.
"Hmm, you'll know why when you read further."
Zheng Ou was beaten so hard that he couldn't escape, and kept cursing like a machine gun. At the same time, he resisted regardless of himself.
"Aww... Damn it... Are you serious... I hit you with a boat... Aww... You stepped on a horse... Aww... I can marry your mother...
.Take a punch from me...Marry your old mother, marry your old mother, marry your old mother..."
I don’t know if he did it on purpose or because of his accent. Every word “qu” sounds like “qu”.
Meng Xiang heard it and laughed angrily.
"People who are not very good-looking can be quite beautiful. It seems that being beaten is not enough. Now you want to take advantage of me? I'll lend you some courage!"
An iron pestle swung out the phantom, which seemed to reappear again and again, and sparks shot out in all directions.
I'm afraid that by the time these two men finish fighting, the iron pestle will really be ground into a needle.
Zheng Ou screamed and shouted furtively,
"Hey, you don't object, then that's just right. I'll go to your house as soon as I get off the boat. What if I succeed? People who love to laugh will never have bad luck. Brother, don't worry, I, Zheng Ou, am that good.
Raising people!"
Changed the position of being beaten,
"Really, don't worry, I will take advantage of you? That's not true! After I chase your mother, we will have different generations. I will call you brother, and you will call me dad. What do you think?
"
Everyone on the boat spurted blood.
Lin Chou, "..."
It seems that I finally understand why Lao Meng’s hatred towards Zheng Ou is so high, it’s so poisonous!
This product is much more delicious and refreshing than those coquettish coquettish coquettish people out there who sell cute semen in women's wigs and squeaking wigs. Even if they want to die, they are so fresh and refined that it's suffocating.
Lao Meng: "Top trick, ten times accelerated version! Come and die~!"
...
Compared to the hustle and bustle of the mushroom-hunting Little Red, the Evil Shark was as quiet as a ghost ship.
There are the same big pots and barbecue tools on the bow deck, and there are also a lot of people, but everyone's face has a feeling of fear and tears.
Originally, the mushroom-picking crew Xiaohong sent two mountains of oysters over, and the ordinary crew members were very happy. However, considering the mood of Aisha who had been hiding in the cabin and refused to come out, everyone could only endure it.
Just now, this fifth-level boss was hit by the feces of nine seagulls in just ten minutes. They were alienated seagulls, each one six meters long from head to tail, with a wingspan of more than ten meters.
God, what a huge piece of bird droppings that is. I have never seen anything so heavy in my life.
There was a crew member who really couldn't stand it and advised Aisha to give it a good wash. It's possible that the seagulls smelled it later and mistook him for a mobile wc.
Others sneered, but Aisha's eyes lit up.
Yes, I was unlucky enough to get sucked into the river before. Although the flow was a bit small... Bah... it's probably the smell left over from that time.
That's right...bah...you're right...
In short, there is no such thing as a halo of bad luck in the world, well, absolutely not.
Aisha took eight vigorous baths and came out. Suddenly she felt that the sky was getting yellower and the sea was bluer. She felt refreshed and the whole world became lovely.
So Aisha, who was suddenly in a good mood, decided to get close to the masses and blend in with them like the guys on the other boat.
"Come on, come on, I'm an evolver and I'm fast. I'll pry the oyster shells. You guys prepare the pot, grill and ingredients... Wow, this oyster is really huge and looks really iconic, Ness!
"
A group of crew members, you look at me and I look at you, can you still resist, everyone is busy with their own things~
A dozen or so people followed Aisha to pry the oyster shells, while the remaining people tossed other bits and pieces, preparing to start an oyster feast. This opportunity can be said to be rare.
As an evolver, Aisha can still pry oyster shells very quickly even when he is injured.
His movements are agile and his strength is super high. The sound of pry shells and oyster shells hitting the deck became a rhythmic symphony.
"Pa bang bang~"
"Bah bang bang!"
A group of crew members looked at each other in shock.
The evil sand man showed his holiness in front of him, and he was in a happier mood.
"Hehe, that guy Zheng Ou must be showing off his speed again. We are not much slower than him!"
At this time, he heard the crew member squatting next to him scream as fiercely as if his throat was broken.
"Fuck...snake snake...thorn-scaled sea viper..."
This thing is a famous hybrid mutant species. It is extremely poisonous and reaches the stomach in one step in three seconds...
Bah, in short, its venom can make an ordinary person so cold that even gods can't save him in three seconds.
"Don't panic!"
Esha waved his hand and hit the head of the snake that emerged from the oyster hill with a snap.
"It's just a sea snake! Oh, it's still an underage version. It will be roasted in a while!"
No effort, just Hong Guoguo's teasing.
If this snake was lucky enough to be able to speak human words, the conversation would definitely be like this.
snake:
Brother, I am a snake, a venomous one, with real sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and it is extremely poisonous. Please don’t tease me, but give me some dignity. Can we all be safe?
Bad sand:
Hahaha, I am a human being, a very skinny kind. The Evolver template is genuine, with rough skin and thick meat. I will pamper you as much as I want, but I won’t listen~
snake:
That’s all, let’s take a look, emmmmmmm!
Bad sand:
Hehehehehe...hehehehehe...how did you bite me!!
The whole boat was stunned.
Fifth-level evolvers, they come and go like wind, sparks and lightning, how come they were bitten?
Someone told the truth in one word,
"It must be Master Aisha pretending to adjust the atmosphere~"
A boatload of people: "Hahaha, Master Aisha is so funny."
Another person said: "Fuck, fuck, it's bleeding, it's bleeding..."
Our victim was completely confused, so how did this stupid snake break through my defense?
Master Aisha held his bleeding crotch and looked at the twisting snake and wanted to cry without tears.
It seems that after protecting his waist, he must also protect his balls.
Each of the two fangs occupies a sphere, so it’s not empty or biased. It’s a benefit for obsessive-compulsive disorder. It should taste good, right?
With the feeling of cold liquid squeezing in, even the initial pain disappeared.
Aisha: I will not die, but my face will die for me.
His consciousness turned from blue to black as his face became increasingly blue, and finally the screen went black.